Soul Fusion Online

Hearing that stupid voice that he has heard so many times caused Ryu to let a long exasperated breath of air. He turned around to see not one but three stupid people walking towards him. "Oh! SmellyFeet! Long time no see!"

"It's BurningToast, you piece of shit!" BurningToast eyes were already bloodshot. As soon as he saw Ryu, he wanted to murder him.

"BurningToast, you dumbass, why are you letting him get to you. Relax a bit." The young man next to BurningToast said with a chuckle. He then looked at Ryu, his eyes turning cold. "Your Name is Ryu, right? Do you remember me?"

"Hmmm?" Ryu pretended like he didn't know that the person who was talking was the man Blade he had set a bounty on right after the bounty system was introduced.  He squinted his eyes and rubbed his chin as if he was thinking long and hard before raising his hand and point up to the sky as if he realized who it was: "Ah! ToeNail!"

"It! Blade!" Blade yelled out. He now realized for himself just how irritating this bastard in front of him was!

"Oh! I see… And the other guy next to you must be ToeJam, right? So nice to meet you all again! SmellyFeet, ToeNail, and ToeJam. Bye!" Ryu didn't even give KillerT time to answer his question as Ryu turned around and began walking off.

"Fuck! Stop right there!" KillerT yelled out.

"What!?" Ryu yelled out in annoyance as he turned back around. "Don't you know people are busy? Why are you bothering me? Don't tell me you fell in love with me? If you did, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I am a 100% lesbian. No matter how much you beg me or how many times you strip in front of me, I will never like you because, well, you're a man. So please stop begging me to go out with you. It is really annoying. Now, if you will excuse me."

The three stooges stood there completely stupefied by Ryu's rant. It actually took them a few seconds before it all clicked. "You stop right there, you fucking shit!" BurningToast had enough.  He couldn't hold back his anger any longer.

[The Mercenary Guild has just placed a new bounty out on player: Ryu. All mercenaries take up arms and help fulfill this bounty! 100 gold for each kill!  Up to 1000 kills! Get your kill in to secure that 100 gold before it is too late.]

As soon as the announcement was repeated over the world announcement system BurningToast's lips curled up into a smile. "You hear that? That means all your hard work and items will soon be taken just like you did to us! You will forever be level 0! Hahahaahahaha!"

"Idiots..." Ryu let out another sigh.

"Huh?" BurningToast, Blade, and KillerT were all confused.

"You do realize that by putting a bounty on me like this, I do not need to worry about holding back any longer, right? Well, not that it matters." Ryu tilted his head and smiled as he drew his sword. He walked step by step towards the three stooges.  "I will now show you what it means to put a bounty on me."

A sadistic grin could be seen spreading across Ryu's face as she suddenly disappeared from the three stooges' eyes. Before they even had a chance to do anything, Ryu already released his cultivation suppression which was one hundred times stronger than before, causing the three to slam onto the ground as he appeared in front of them.

"You! You're a cultivator!" KillerT yelled out. This was the only explanation as to what this force was that was weighing him down. He suddenly realized he fucked up by joining hands with BurningToast to take this guy down.

"He's a what!?" Blade was mad. He struggled to turn his head and stared coldly at BurningToast: "BurningToast, you bastard, you didn't tell us he was a cultivator! How the fuck is anyone supposed to kill him!? There are no other reported cultivators in game, which means that he was the one who fucking triggered the cultivation update! You fucking idiot! What did you drag us into!?"

"Fuck you, Blade! You both agreed with my plan! How the fuck was I supposed to know he was a cultivator!?" BurningToast Yelled back. He was so angry. He was wondering why this bastard could easily suppress them!

"Hmm? Cultivator? No, no, this is my ultimate skill, idiot suppression." Ryu said with a chuckle as he began digging a hole.

"What the fuck is he doing!?" Blade yelled out.

"I-I think he is digging a hole." KillerT answered.  He had a chill run down his spine just now, and he felt that whatever was about to happen was not going to be good.

"Bury them deep, so deep they never climb back up. Once they are buried, they will grow roots. Lala lalala Laaaa~! " Ryu sang some made up song. Although the words did not make any sense, his voice was still very good to hear.

"Look, Ryu, we were only paid to help this bastard. So let us off, okay? Me and brother KillerT will never cross paths with you ever again. If we see you walking down the street, we will take a different path. So come on, let us go, okay?" Blade began to beg he had heard once that someone was found buried alive and could not move at all to even kill themselves. In the end, they were forced to log out and delete their character.

"What's the rush? Stay for a bit and play with me a little, okay? I swear you will have lots of fun!"  Ryu didn't even look over at Blade as he continued to dig his hole as he answered. He was in a  good mood at this time.

"Fuck! Bastard! You may be able to deal with us today, but that bounty on you will never disappear! Never! I will fucking keep a bounty on you for as long as I play this game!" BurningToast seemed to have lost his mind. His hair was all over the place, and his expression was crazy looking.

"That's fine, let them come. The more the merrier. Make sure you post my location on the forums too. The more idiots that come, the bigger my head in dirt artwork will be!"