Space Spirit Spring: Farmhouse Qiao Jun’s Wife
Chapter 600 Let’s tell a joke
After the dinner, there will be a party.
Don't get me wrong, it's not the TV Spring Festival Gala that you must watch every new year, but a gala organized by the army itself.
The soldiers gathered together and filed into the auditorium to take their seats.
There were not many people in the recruit camp, but there were many programs, especially the winning programs in the last singing competition, all of which were ordered again.
Su Haitang was not let off easily. She sang three songs in a row, and the audience was still enthusiastic. They shouted the titles of the songs in her new album one after another, almost making it a special concert for her.
"It's not interesting just to sing. Let me tell you a joke."
Su Haitang saw that the big guys were making a big fuss, but didn't want to spoil their interest, so he came up with a compromise idea.
"good!"
The audience roared with cheers and applause. Su Haitang bowed gracefully, searched around in his mind, and opened his mouth.
"I don't know how many years ago, there was a rich man from a wealthy family. Although he was not a wealthy man, he was at least a well-known wealthy family in eight villages throughout the ten miles."
"Before the rich man died, he called his three sons, panted hard, pointed at the bedside table with shaking fingers, and spoke intermittently."
"Dad, I left this for you, open it."
"The boss stepped forward with red eyes and gently opened the top drawer. He expected to see gold, silver, jewelry, and box office deeds, but unexpectedly he only saw a pair of chopsticks on a red velvet cloth."
Su Haitang paused and glanced down the stage like water. He found that most of his comrades were listening with great interest. Only Ling Nantan lowered the corner of his mouth without leaving any trace, smiling with waning enthusiasm.
She raised the corners of her mouth slightly and continued to tell jokes.
"The boss was stunned. His dream of getting rich was shattered. In addition, my father was about to pass away. He couldn't help but feel sad. He took a breath, picked up the chopsticks and broke them in two on his knees!"
"He choked and showed the broken chopsticks in both hands and nodded heavily: Dad, one pair of chopsticks is broken, and ten pairs of chopsticks are hugged together. I understand the truth you taught me. I will definitely love and protect my two younger brothers. Brothers work together. , don’t let outsiders bully you.”
"Okay!" The audience burst into applause. Pure and passionate young girls and boys are particularly susceptible to this kind of positive energy!
Although Ling Nantan also applauded along with the crowd, there was disdain in his eyes. His superiority that he believed that his IQ was higher than everyone else really deserved a beating.
Su Haitang looked away, raised his hand to stop everyone's applause, and continued speaking.
"Tu Laocai spat out a mouthful of blood and pointed at his second son with great effort."
"The second child opened the middle drawer and found a pair of identical chopsticks. Following the example of the elder brother, he also took out the chopsticks and broke them without hesitation, expressing the determination of brothers to work together and cut through gold."
"Tu Laocai's face was like gold paper, his breath was stuck in his throat, his fingers were shaking so much that he couldn't lift them up, he only looked at Lao San with his eyes."
"The third child burst into tears. He opened the bottom drawer, took out a pair of chopsticks, broke them, and expressed his support loudly."
"Don't worry, Dad, the children will remember the principles you taught. The most precious thing in the world is not gold and silver, but the closest brotherhood. As long as the three of us brothers love each other and work together, we will be able to start from scratch and create an unparalleled business." Don’t worry if it’s weaker than dad’s property!”
"The three brothers held their heads together and cried. They lamented their father's devotion to educating his children. Before he died, he would rather spend all his family wealth to teach them the most important brotherhood. They were immediately heartbroken and threw themselves on the bedside of their father and cried bitterly."
Su Haitang looked at his comrades in the audience who were a little distracted, smiled slightly, and ended.
"The old rich man vomited several mouthfuls of blood, glared angrily at the identical broken chopsticks in the hands of his three sons, and yelled with all his last strength: I have collected the chopsticks for the emperor of the first dynasty with my whole life, you three are such wasteful things! I'm so angry! It’s shameful for me.”
"After yelling, the old man crooked his neck and refused to rest in peace."
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