Spear Teacher

It was a very clean grave with an elaborately carved tombstone. It looked like people often came to pay respects.

In broad daylight, it was nothing for the two materialistic people to come across a grave, but eating someone else's tribute for no apparent reason was a big deal.

"Yu, Sister Yu, we..."

Yu Xiaoyu's face almost wrinkled after accidentally becoming an accomplice of an accomplice, and she said in a sad tone:

"What should I do?"

Although it was not intentional, it was still eating someone's offerings, so I wouldn't...

"Hey (↗) Stop your dangerous thoughts."

As an accomplice of Malo, Jiang Qiyu seemed to know what she was thinking, and immediately waved her hand righteously, and solemnly promoted materialism:

"It was Malo that was bought by the cemetery. If they want to find trouble, they will find trouble with the monkey. We are just two ignorant little girls. When we passed by your precious place, we suddenly became hungry and begged for alms from the monkey donor. Don't blame us, don't blame us..."

At first, Yu Xiaoyu looked at her with trust and admiration when she was full of righteousness.

But when Jiang Qiyu was talking, her body inexplicably became shorter, and finally she knelt down in front of the tombstone with her hands clasped together and kept muttering, and the trust on her face turned into silence again.

"..."

Looking at the man who was talking nonsense, she suddenly felt a chill on her back, and her knees softened without caring about anything else.

No matter if it was useful or not, she had to admit her mistake first.

Yu Xiaoyu closed her eyes and mourned. After an unknown period of time, Jiang Qiyu's muttering gradually stopped, and was replaced by the "click-click-click" sound of the mobile phone keyboard.

She still put her hands together and squinted one eye to look over.

But she saw that the man who had a guilty look just now was holding the phone and taking a long breath.

"Yu..."

Just as she was about to speak, Jiang Qiyu's mobile phone screen was pressed in front of her.

"Xiaoyu, it's okay. I've asked someone I know."

"An acquaintance?"

Yu Xiaoyu focused and saw a picture on the screen of the phone in front of her-

"Bodhisattva?"

Looking at the picture of Guanyin Bodhisattva on the screen, she was even more confused:

"Sister Yu, what does this mean?"

Jiang Qiyu shook her head gently, and said calmly, changing her guilty expression:

"I just asked the owner of the tribute and he didn't answer, so I turned around and asked the Bodhisattva if I could eat the tribute here."

"What did the Bodhisattva say?"

"Tsk..."

Seeing that she was so stupid, Jiang Qiyu held the phone in one hand and imitated the Bodhisattva in the picture with the other hand, pinched the Bodhisattva's gesture, and then said seriously:

"The Bodhisattva said, 'ok'."

"——"

Yu Xiaoyu almost fell down the mountain along the path.

Fuck you, it's ok!!!

My boss is crazy! No joke.

But just when she was still shocked by the Buddha's OK.

She glanced sideways and suddenly saw a few looming figures appearing under the cover of the bushes at the corner of the path!

In a flash, Yu Xiaoyu's eyes, which were already wide open, suddenly widened!

Then, with the fastest reaction speed in her life, she pulled the person who was making an OK gesture to the side.

"Huh???"

Jiang Qiyu, who was facing the intersection and had no idea, was suddenly pulled and staggered. Just as she was about to speak, someone next to her covered her mouth.

Then, before she could react to what was going on, she was dragged to the open space on the side.

Yu Xiaoyu was shorter, and at this time, she held Jiang Qiyu in a posture that was almost like a kidnapper holding a hostage, and both of them were a little reluctant.

But the situation was urgent, and there was no time to care about that.

Although the tribute was stolen by a monkey, the monkey had long since disappeared. The tribute in front of the tombstone was turned over in pieces, and only the two of them appeared here at this time.

They couldn't explain it clearly even if they had a lot of mouths all over their bodies!

If people knew that the popular actress Jiang Qiyu bought it at someone else's grave...

Not only would she be vilified, but her assistant and accomplice would also not be able to escape.

"..."

The footsteps were getting closer.

Yu Xiaoyu, who was inspired by his little universe, dragged Jiang Qiyu, who was confused, and kept retreating.

But a large area of ​​​​open space was specially cleared around the grave, and it was obviously unavoidable.

In a flash, before seeing the figure of the person coming, the two of them instantly lay down behind the grave at the same time.

Because of the excessive movement, a cloud of dust was even raised.

"..."

Lying down on the grave that felt old when touched, Jiang Qiyu finally understood why Yu Xiaoyu suddenly went crazy just now.

I turned around and exchanged glances with her, and we both said the same thing in our hearts.

I hope I am just passing by.....I hope they are just passing by...I hope they are just-

Passing by, what the hell!

Except for going up the mountain to worship this grave, who would pass by this wilderness!!!

Jiang Qiyu lay at the back and dared not move, holding her breath and listening quietly to the footsteps that were approaching.

It seemed that there was more than one person coming, but none of them spoke.

"......"

After a long silence, she heard a puzzled voice from the grave:

"Huh? What happened to the tribute I put for the young lady yesterday..."

Before the man finished speaking, an old voice that sounded old and gloomy sounded:

"Go get some more from the bottom of the mountain."

"Then I'll let them..."

"Go all...I want to stay alone with Wanyi for a while."

"......"

After a long silence, the voice that spoke at the beginning sighed softly and said:

"Yes."

Soon, several sharp footsteps gradually faded away.

There was no sound in front of the tombstone.

But Jiang Qiyu still didn't dare to move, still lying on the grave, and kept saying "excuse me" in her heart.

Even if she was an atheist, she couldn't help but silently worship Guanyin Bodhisattva who was still making an "ok" sign on the phone screen.

Who can stand lying on a grave when going out for a walk?

Is this the retribution for stealing bananas?

Isn't the retribution in this life coming too fast? !

Now she can only hope that the old man in front of the tombstone can leave quickly.

But things don't go as planned, and after a long period of silence.

A long sigh sounded, and then the old voice came again:

"Jiang Yun said that he was dizzy today and actually saw you by the pond..."

The old man seemed to be amused by what he said, and his voice was slightly bitter:

"Wanyi...you cruel girl, when can you come to see me, an old man, in your dream..."

The old voice should be the father of the owner of this tomb. He seemed to be reminiscing about the past, with a melancholy tone:

"Remember when you were five years old..."

"Wanyi, when you were in school..."

"Do you still remember telling Dad..."

Every time he said something, his voice became hoarse and old. At the end, the old man paused and sighed for a long time:

"...It's Dad's fault, it's all Dad's fault...but you have to come and see - who is there?!"

"!!!"

Jiang Qiyu suddenly shuddered, and turned his head slowly and viciously to look at Yu Xiaoyu who accidentally cried because his tear point was too low.

"Woo..."

At this moment, she was crying with snot and tears, and she opened her mouth wide and silently said to her:

(Too touching, wow...)

While she was talking, a bubble came out of her nose accidentally...

"Pop——"

The snot bubble quickly burst, and the old man's vigilant voice was heard again outside the tomb:

"Who is it? Come out!"