Spear Teacher

My name is Qi Yu.

I am the male protagonist of a romantic novel, a cool and domineering boss.

When I was a child, I was a legendary genius with an IQ of 200. When I grew up, I was a handsome guy who men envied and women cried for. After I became an adult, I was a young and promising business tycoon who controlled the lifeline of the world economy...

Although these descriptions are somewhat exaggerated.

But in short, in this world, I am the embodiment of charm, a perfect man with wisdom and handsomeness.

Yeah.

It's really stupid.

Of course, there are far more stupid things.

As far as I know, the script that belongs to me in this world is:

I just need to wait quietly with these dazzling titles, and then when a woman with the aura of the protagonist appears, I will decisively stand beside her and blind everyone's eyes.

We broke up and got back together, and finally got married, receiving everyone's blessings and envy, and then had two children and grandchildren in three years...

Hmm.

This is a stupid plot, even dogs would shake their heads.

And these are things that have appeared in my mind inexplicably since I can remember.

At first, I thought I had some kind of congenital second-year syndrome.

For this reason, when I was in elementary school, I often secretly asked Zhao Jin, who had been following me since kindergarten, to help me search for this kind of online literature to read and study.

I tried to comprehend some mystery of the world from it.

However, I spent a month reading a lot of books, but I didn't see any mystery at all, and my face became greener and greener.

But Zhao Jin, that kid, was obsessed with this so-called domineering president literature. For a period of time, his eyes were red every day when he went to school, and the way he looked at me gradually changed.

It was exactly the same as his father looking at Uncle Qiao.

Hiss...

Is this thing contagious?

To be honest, I don't know what kind of person I will become in the future. I only have a vague concept of being the so-called male protagonist. The only reference is naturally the online books that Zhao Jin searched for.

As a normal person with subjective rationality and clear self-awareness, I naturally sneer at this kind of nonsense-style domineering literature.

Think of me, Qi Yu, a three-good boy with normal values ​​and high IQ.

Why should I become an irrational mad dog when I meet a woman when I grow up, and roar with red eyes at every turn: "Woman, don't leave, I'll give you my life"?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!

So, the young and energetic me quickly made up my mind:

I must fight to the death with this shitty male protagonist!

The book says that the male protagonist of the domineering boss was either kidnapped or abducted when he was a child, or his parents had a political marriage and no feelings, living together was just torturing each other, and the original family was deformed and morbid.

Anyway, nine and a half out of ten domineering bosses have a rough childhood experience.

So, on the day I solemnly asked my dad for 20 armed bodyguards, saying, "If you and my mom get divorced, no one will care about my personal safety."

For the first time, I clearly realized that Chinese law is sacred and inviolable.

It was also the first time I understood that going crazy at my dad was more likely to cause childhood trauma than being kidnapped by kidnappers.

But it doesn't matter, getting beaten up was not completely useless.

At least I realized that, except for being beaten for jumping up and down, my childhood was really free of trauma.

Not at all like the crazy male protagonist in the novel.

Very good.

The book also said that the male protagonist was trained as an heir by strict elders since he was a child. He was not only proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but also had the skills of eight languages ​​and arts.

Looking at the rich lady in our family, she would only come to me with her phone when I was busy preparing for the entrance exam to junior high school, and ask me in a very entangled way:

"Son, do you think Mom is a landlord?"

Okay, okay.

Later, it was Grandpa Qiao who took the initiative to bring me, who was able to successfully skip a grade in such a difficult environment, to the Qiao family to go to school with Qiao Jingshen, who was two years older than me.

Only then did I avoid Ms. Xie's "interfering education" from me.

In this way, as I grew older, my childhood experience was completely different from those of the male protagonists in novels.

Safety.

But the book also wrote that when the male protagonist was in school, he was surrounded by beautiful women and had many suitors, but he was like a flower on a high mountain that was difficult to reach, which made countless young girls sad.

Unfortunately, in high school, when everyone was just beginning to fall in love, I met a gangster named Wang in the school on duty on the first day of school.

The next day, I, nine dogs, killed people like crazy, and the news that Wang's gang was killed and missing spread.All over S City.

During that time, not to mention the suitors, even female flies would fly around me.

After being sent abroad by Lao Qi, I let myself go. Except for the necessary courses, I never stayed in school.

Others danced, I bungee jumped; others drank, I drifted; others were fathers, I went off-road; others took drugs, I rappelled.

They said I despised life, but in fact I was feeling life.

The reason for liking extreme sports is simple.

Compared with the land of luxury and tenderness, this feeling of clearly and firmly grasping life and destiny in my own hands is more addictive to me.

Hold your hands tightly, the end is in front of you, and loosen your hands, and there is an abyss under your feet.

Rather than saying that liking these extreme sports is seeking death, it is better to say that I found myself in these moments of life and death.

In short, those who love me praise me for being outstanding and hard to hide my edge, and those who hate me say that I am arrogant and arrogant.

But no one knows that I am just a handsome little boy who can't bend down.

I don't break the law, I don't have casual relationships, and I don't start my own business and squander my family fortune. I just don't want to become the crazy male protagonist in a romance novel who goes crazy at any time.

What did I do wrong?

Of course, if you really want to avoid going down the path of no return of the crazy male protagonist.

The most important thing is to find a way to get rid of the crazy Mary Sue heroine who is pure, kind, enchanting, charming, innocent, moving, unique, gentle and generous.

Although I don't know when and how she will appear.

But I have read a lot of books and have already prepared enough ways to deal with it, and I am always alert to the arrival of this day.

Maybe it's because of the inexplicable fate, or maybe it's because of the influence of the consciousness of this crazy world.

As soon as this person appeared, I almost noticed it instantly.

The daughter who had been wandering outside and was just found by the Qiao family.

It seems to be called... Qi Yu?

OK, OK.

You are the guy who will make me lose my mind and turn into a madman. Not only will I commit crimes and force love, but I will also go crazy and kill myself, right?

So, after countless bloody romance routines flashed through my mind, and I knew that these routines would always turn me, the male protagonist, into a madman obsessed with love, I decided to run away.