Special Forces: At the beginning, Long Xiaoyun took him to get the certificate

It turns out to be an experienced driver!

Chen He immediately corrected his attitude and said, "Squad Leader Fan, is this true?"

Squad Leader Fan was very pleased to see Chen He's correct attitude. He narrowed his eyes and said, "I can tell at a glance that your female leader is... She looks serious, but she has a round body and a shy personality. If you take her off, you will be very happy and have children. It will definitely save you a lot of trouble in the future. "

"Before joining the army, I went to the casino ? Sexy dealer, dealing cards online, that's it, if I go over there, I'll definitely win her, and then..."

Chen He quickly interrupted: "She's my wife, don't talk nonsense."

Squad leader Fan was stunned, and then After one second, he gave a thumbs up: "Okay, you have a future. You dare to say such things. You are thicker-skinned than me. As long as a man is thick-skinned enough, there is no woman he can't seduce."

He is indeed an experienced driver!

However, Chen He didn't expect the other party to believe it. This matter was outrageous in the first place.

He said a little embarrassedly: "It's like this, just now I had a misunderstanding with her. She said she had a mission to perform and called me, but now she suddenly ignored me."

Squad Leader Fan thought for a while and said: "It's like this Ah, what did you say just now? "

Chen He said: "I said there was a mission and I was needed, so I was the one to find. But she sent a smiling emoji and then nothing happened. Aren't you a playboy? Help me Let's analyze what this means. "

After listening to this, Squad Leader Fan felt as if a champion player was looking at a bronze rookie and was so distressed that he covered his head.

"Squad Leader Fan, what's wrong? What's wrong with what I said?" Chen He said in surprise .

Squad leader Fan laughed and said, "Of course that's not right. Let me tell you this, your female leader has a dark personality. She has a weak sense of security, but a strong psychological defense. She is cold to everyone. In fact, she lacks love and security. . "

"She values ​​her companions very much, but she must subconsciously reject love. Once she has a crush on someone, she will immediately shut herself off and reject everything that is possible if there is any sign of trouble."

Chen He looked at Squad Leader Fan in surprise. He is indeed an experienced driver. , he actually understood Long Xiaoyun's personality so thoroughly.

Can you tell by looking at his appearance? You know, Chen He has the [Anti-Fraud Skill] to see Long Xiaoyun's personality clearly.

He is indeed codenamed Playboy , really understand women.

The kitchen squad is really a place where crouching tigers and hidden dragons are hidden.

"Captain Fan, they say women are like needles in the sea. If they meet you, they will all become canaries. I admire you." Chen He said.Squad Leader Fan showed a hint of pride on his face and said, "Do you think I am a playboy for nothing? I am old now, not like before. If I were ten years younger, I could find a girlfriend easily."

Chen He said, "Then what do you say? What should I do now? "

Team Leader Fan thought for a moment and said, "To deal with such a woman, first of all, you can cling to her, but you should be careful about the degree, take advantage of her when you have the chance, grasp the scale, understand her more, and show more concern. , find her inner weakness, then quickly strike, a fatal blow, just like today... By the way, how did you make her misunderstand? Tell me about it. "

Chen He said a little embarrassedly: "I and another girl In the car, the girl was not wearing any clothes, and there was no one else in the car, so she saw it. "

"Fuck, sex in the car?" Squad Leader Fan exclaimed, his eyes widened.

This misunderstanding is really big !

If it's real, then there's no chance. Not to mention getting her now, even if you do, we'll break up. There's no chance at all.

This is what women care about most, and of course men would care more about it.

Which man wants to wear a green hat? Women don't want to wear it either!

Chen He hurriedly said: "No, I didn't think about it. I am this kind of person. ? I am a soldier, I won't mess around. "

Squad leader Fan said with a smile: "It is said that lust is a knife above your head, and lifestyle is a big problem. Young people must control themselves and don't mess around, otherwise... You are so good at talking and so handsome. I am not afraid that you can't control yourself. I am afraid that the girl can't control herself and won't be able to explain herself. You are lucky this time. If someone has some feelings for you and accuses you of molestation, you can't clear yourself even if you jump into the Yellow River. "

Chen He thought about it and it made sense. Fortunately, Guan Lin didn't have that kind of thing, otherwise he really couldn't explain it.

Chen He said: Squad Leader Fan, thank you for your reminder. I will pay attention next time. But please don't make fun of me.

This time it was not what you thought. The situation was special. She didn't have the right clothes, so I put my clothes on her. I was concentrating on listening to her news and didn't notice that the two of them were close to each other..."

He briefly recounted the whole process.

"This is just a misunderstanding. I have no interest in that girl. Tell me how I can remedy this situation. In addition, there are people who are eyeing her covetously, adding fuel to the fire, trying to pull her down, and almost spraying sewage."

Chen He knew Leng Feng too well. He must be gloating in his heart, hoping that Long Xiaoyun would fall out with him so that he could take the opportunity to take over.

Squad leader Fan thought for a while and said, "Such a woman is very rational and has a clear purpose. She will not be easily disturbed by the outside world. As long as you really did nothing, otherwise there will be no chance to remedy it. Judging from the situation, she should still believe you. "

"As for remediation, you don't need to do much, just stay away from those misunderstandings, find opportunities to move her, and then return to the previous topic. If you have the chance, you should take action, but you must be careful about the degree, that is, the degree that the other party can accept. Otherwise, if you are too radical, you may become a eunuch. "

Chen He was stunned and said, "Eunuch? What do you mean?"

Squad leader Fan grinned, poured a sip of wine into his mouth, looked at Chen He's lower body and said, "Are you not a eunuch after a kick in your crotch?"

Chen He immediately understood and said seriously, "You are afraid of such an attack, but I am not. Thank you, my friend. I will go back first. I will ask you again when I have time."

Chen He was very satisfied with this exchange with squad leader Fan. He knew what he should do.

Chen He flipped it over and took out a brand new mobile phone. He said to squad leader Fan, "Let's add a friend first. When there is an urgent problem, we can contact online. Don't worry, there is enough wine and so on. "

Team Leader Fan looked at the new mobile phone that Chen He took out in surprise and said, "Boy, you are awesome. You are just a squad leader and you carry two mobile phones. Aren't you afraid that they will be confiscated?"

Chen He smiled and said, "Don't worry, I have my own way. I won't confiscate them. Come and scan one."

"Yes."

Chen He scanned the code of Team Leader Fan, added a friend, and changed the name of Mr. Fan in the kitchen to: Life Mentor.