“No matter what you decide, I want to quit.” Li Shiyun angrily threw her lines on the ground.
“Me too, I won’t act anymore! I can’t stand the obscenities of those men’s eyes! I want Tibetan Mastiff to send people to eunuch these guys!” Tang Jingyi said angrily from the sidelines.
“Stop acting, stop acting!” Qiao Muxue echoed repeatedly.
“Either change the script, or change the heroine, choose yourself.” Qiao Muyu angrily threw the script in front of the screenwriters, and said coldly.
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Chapter 229: On and Off Stage Plays
ps: Thanks to jht121 for the reward and Haofeng Ruoxi for the reminder
In short, under the strong request of the four of Tang Jingyi, the final stage play became a vernacular-style “opera”. In short, there is no physical contact, and it is performed only by personal actions and lines. Since the popularity of this farewell party depends entirely on the four of them, the screenwriter of the stage play can only compromise.
“In our school, girls often ran downstairs in my dormitory and screamed. It’s so annoying.” A handsome red-haired guy went up to talk to Li Shiyun while Li Shiyun was reading the lines, “And the average number of girls chasing me increased by ten a week. Valentine’s Day and Christmas is hell… If I had a girl as beautiful as you as my girlfriend, they would never bother me again.”
“Come on, there are more tall, rich and handsome people chasing me than you have ever seen.” Li Shiyun looked at the lines expressionlessly, and replied flatly, “So don’t show off your pathetic popularity in front of me, get out of here .”
The handsome guy immediately felt ashamed of himself, gave an embarrassed dry laugh, and left in desperation.
“Miss Tang, I heard that you like men who can punch.” A burly man with a pineapple head came to Tang Jingyi, tightened his muscles and said with a smile, “I am the Sanda king in our school. If you are interested in fighting with me, I think we might have a chat one night, you see, how about…”
But Tang Jingyi didn’t even look at him, and interrupted him impatiently before he finished speaking: “Get out! I’m just getting bored, don’t mess with me! Otherwise, if you wake up from the trash can tomorrow morning, what will you do? Those who are eunuchs don’t even know it!”
So the second person also desperately clutched his cold crotch. Failed to exit.
“Are you going to take the postgraduate entrance examination recently? I have some materials here and the test papers from previous years. Why don’t we pick a time to discuss it in the library?” A scholar wearing glasses and full of elegance pushed his glasses. He smiled kindly at Qiao Muyu.
Qiao Muyu sighed, and then said lightly: “Sorry, I’ll just say it directly, you are a good person, but we are not suitable.”
The scholar’s expression seemed to have been struck by lightning, as if he could no longer pull himself together, he clutched his chest, and left the stage with a face full of pain and regret: “There is no destiny, there is no destiny…”
“Mu Xue, are you free tomorrow? I want to ask you out to watch a movie. I know some good snack bars…” A sunny and handsome boy thought he was cool, tossed his hair, and stretched out his hand to block Mu Xue’s eyes. way to go.
“Sorry, I have someone I like, but it’s not you. And I don’t have time, I want to help the person I like start a business.” Mu Xue replied lightly. Continue to read lines, not even a smile.
Ye Zeming, who was on the side, witnessed all this, he was a little dumbfounded inwardly, and said to himself with a wry smile: “This battlefield is too cruel…the good guy cards are flying around.”
Then, like a little girl, Qiao Muxue ran to Ye Zeming and sat down. Complained: “It’s so annoying, there are so many lines, I can’t remember it before Friday! Xiaoye…”
Ye Zeming lightWith a laugh, he stroked Qiao Muxue’s long hair and said, “I have a simple memory method, which is a little psychological technique. Maybe it can help you, want to try it?”
“Yes! What method?” Qiao Muxue nodded happily. Now it’s not just Qiao Muxue, Qiao Muyu, Li Shiyun and Tang Jingyi also immediately gathered around, curiously waiting for Ye Zeming’s answer, and urged: “Hurry up.”
“Establish a connection in the brain that is responsible for linking memories together, just like some people think of rabbits when they see carrots, which is called a memory palace in psychology. Generally, hypnosis is achieved by exploring the memory palace of the other party through psychology. Effects like lie detection.” Ye Zeming slowly explained, “This method is to use the memory palace to let your brain associate the lines with some materialized things…”
Speaking of this, Ye Zeming suddenly felt a strong smell of vinegar…
However, the method provided by Ye Zeming is really good. It is easy to remember the lines by linking the lines with certain people or scenes, and it can also grasp the rhythm better.
On the day of the farewell party, the school auditorium was packed with people. Due to the gathering of the four major campus beauties, countless school grassroots and tall, rich and handsome people were attracted, so there were not only current graduates, but also non-graduates and students from other schools in the audience. Ye Zeming was afraid that the auditorium would be crushed and collapsed.
“Forget it, anyway, I only need five seconds.” Ye Zeming sighed helplessly, and put on the costume.
Since it is a modern version of the stage play, men wear tuxedos and women wear long dresses. In addition, the supporting roles need to wear masks, but the leading role does not. It is precisely because of this that Ye Zeming agreed to join as a supporting role.
“What should I do, Xiaoye… I’m so nervous, there are so many people in the audience.” Qiao Muxue left the stage from the backstage, so nervous that she stomped on the spot, Qiao Muyu also looked very stiff.
“Calm down, I’ll just stand by the stage and wait after I’m done.” Ye Zeming smiled, stretched out his hand to touch Joe’s head, and said to the two of them: “Just focus on me, don’t look at those people in the audience, okay ?”
Only then did Qiao Muxue and Qiao Muyu nod their heads reassuringly, and a smile appeared on their faces again.
But as the finale, this stage play is naturally put at the end. The purpose is to prevent the audience from leaving after watching. If they don’t come at the beginning, they won’t be able to occupy a seat, and if they leave halfway, they won’t be able to see handsome men and beautiful women. The purpose of the student union is naturally to gather popularity through this and promote the school.
“Xiaoye, you look good in a tuxedo.” Li Shiyun helped Ye Zeming smooth out the wrinkles on the clothes, and smiled.
Tang Jingyi and Xiao Qiao also agreed, but it was Ye Zeming who wanted to say that they were really beautiful. Although the long dress basically did not reveal the flesh, it was still breathtakingly beautiful. Xiao Qiao’s light green dress is fresh and beautiful, Da Qiao’s white dress is pure and beautiful, Li Shiyun’s purple dress is mysterious and changeable, and Tang Jingyi’s black dress is sexy and charming.
“You are so beautiful today that the stars in the sky are about to fall.” Ye Zeming bowed gracefully and smiled, but at this time a supporting role brushed past him, and a whisper sounded.
“I have something to tell you, Agent Fraudster, Eight of Hearts.” The voice was hoarse and low, and it was in Japanese.
Upon hearing this sentence, Ye Zeming’s expression suddenly turned cold, and his brain began to work rapidly: he knew his true identity and spoke Japanese, and he also called him “Heart 8”. He was a member of Sifenghui under the old man Long Yixin !
Thinking of this, Ye Zeming immediately locked the direction in which that person left. Turning around and whispering to the four of them: “Sorry, I found something unexpected that might threaten the farewell party. Now I have to deal with it. I may not be able to perform on stage. Let them just replace it with a substitute.”
For Ye Zeming’s departure, the four of them seemed very sorry, but they did not appear very disappointed.
“Go, that’s your real stage.” Qiao Muyu patted Ye Zeming on the back, smiled slightly, and the other three nodded in agreement.
Ye Zeming then gave the four of them a hug, stepped back and said with a smile, “Come on, I hope you all know that I will always be a big fan of the four of you.”
As he spoke, Ye Zeming’s figure disappeared into the darkness like a ghost, and he quickly turned around and chased after the person who spoke just now. He had to figure out this guy’s intentions. Long Yixin said that he would not do anything until he was ready. The old man didn’t seem like the kind of person who would break his promise, but if Long Yixin really broke his promise, Ye Zeming must seize the opportunity.
The man walked quickly through the crowd, his figure was very agile, and he always dodged with the most concise movements the moment he was about to bump into others, which showed that he had a high level of cultivation in hand-to-hand combat. Moreover, Ye Zeming’s figure was hidden in the shadows, and most people would not notice him at all, but this guy knew his position very well.
Soon, Ye Zeming followed him out of the backstage crowd, and came to the attic directly above the stage, surrounded by sandbags for manipulating the stage curtains. At this time, the masked man in front finally stopped.
“I believe you may be a little confused. Master Long didn’t want me to disturb you at first, so I promise to assure Master Long that I will try not to cause casualties to other people.” The man said, holding up the mask, “This time I came to help me The friend took his knife back.”
Ye Zeming raised his eyebrows, knowing that he was talking about the demon sword Muramasa, the twelfth generation “Banshui” he had snatched from Kanda Kuya last time, so he said casually, “Sorry, I’ve already sold that sword.”
“I’m lying. We have paid attention to the knife market. Genuine Village is a very rare treasure knife. If it appears in the market, it is impossible for us not to know.” The other party immediately exposed his lie.
Ye Zeming shrugged impatiently.Shoulder said: “Never mind him, anyway, you ran over to me to ask for my booty, what do you expect me to say? ‘Okay, no problem, I’ll give it to you right away’?”
“You will say that.” The man said, rolling up his sleeves, and the ring on the ring finger of his left hand gleamed with a clear light, “This is also an assessment on behalf of Sifeng, to see if you are qualified As the opponent of Lord Long.”
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