Special Years

Just when Zhuang Yan Mao was about to run away, the people under the hill seemed more anxious than them.

"Don't run away, Lao Zhuang! It's me! It's me! Seriously!"

This tone, this tone, immediately reminded Zhuang Yan of the dialogue between Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao in the classic sketch of the Spring Festival Gala that year - Captain, don't shoot! own people!

Zhuang Yan heard that the voice was indeed serious, so he quickly stopped and looked back down the hillside.

"Damn it!"

If it weren't for the fear of disturbing the people in the cooking class, he would have almost yelled at him.

The person under the hillside was really serious, and there was another comrade-in-arms named Yunhui standing beside him.

When Zhuang Yan and Yun Hui went up the hill, Zhuang Yan couldn't help but went up and punched Zheng Zhan's chest.

"Do you know that scaring people can scare people to death!?"

Seriously clutching his chest, he grinned and said, "Zhengyan, you can't blame me. You two deserve it. If you have something good to eat, you don't share it, and you won't be afraid of choking when you eat alone!"

"This mother-in-law belongs to the cooking class!" Zhuang Yan breathed a sigh of relief while observing from side to side.

Since they are all their own people, things are much easier to handle.

Yi Jun, who was on the side, was still a little worried, and he explained it several times, so that the two of Serenity and Yunhui should not make a sound.

Soon, the people present decided to join forces, and the two formed a four-person crime team for the barbecue operation.

"How did you know we were here?" Zhuang Yan was surprised that Serenity was able to find himself and Yi Jun's little cat.

Seriously said: "You two go to the toilet mysteriously every day at noon, how can you have diarrhea every day, anyone who sees it will be suspicious. Just now Yunhui and I went to the toilet to see that there was no one! I knew that you two must be fine. business."

Zhuang Yan and Yi Jun looked at each other, and they both felt that the seriousness made sense. How could anyone go to the toilet on time at noon every day?

The two of them nodded at the same time: "Well - that makes sense!"

From this day on, there were two more people on the hillside behind the cooking class, and the smell of meat wafted from noon.

But the good days didn't last long.

As the saying goes, if you go to the mountains, you will eventually encounter tigers. If you often walk by the river, you will get wet shoes.

After all, the four-person barbecue team had a bad luck, and was caught by Cai Chaolin, the instructor who went to the cooking class to check the hygiene at noon.

It stands to reason that the instructor will never check the cooking class during the lunch break, because the logistics of the company is the responsibility of the deputy company commander Li Ding.

It's just that there was a sudden call from the regiment at noon that day.

It's the phone that's broken.

The regimental officer on the phone informed him that the deputy regiment leader was going to inspect the kitchen and food hygiene of the grassroots company. He had already eaten at the battalion headquarters at noon, and in the afternoon, he went to the company in N town to check the logistics support.

Instructor Cai Chaolin hung up the phone, immediately put on a dress, and hurried to the cooking class, wanting to check on the hygiene.

Passing by the entrance of the cafeteria, I saw smoke on the back hillside. I was worried that the pyre of the cooking class had caught fire. I rushed to the back of the hillside to take a look. There were vaguely a few small privates squatting there and grilling, and the fragrance was lingering and refreshing!

It is a pity that Instructor Cai failed to catch the thief and take the stolen goods.

As soon as Zhuang Yan, Yi Jun and the others saw the instructor, they immediately became rabbits that exploded the nest. Before the instructor could see clearly, they had already run away without a trace.

Instructor Cai was helpless, and before he could see clearly, the soldiers under his command who were good at fighting in the wild disappeared in the woods.

He originally wanted to blow the whistle to gather and immediately investigate which row of **** dared to have a barbecue behind the cooking class. But thinking that the deputy head of the team was about to come to check, he could only stomp his feet, grit his teeth, and go to the cooking class.

Of course things can't end like this.

If you can run a monk, can you run a temple?

Before dinner, Quan Lian sang an appetizer at the entrance of the dining hall as usual.

Instructor Cai Chaolin came out to speak, but he had an iron fork in his hand.

He raised the fork in his hand and said, "Do you know what this is?"

No one answered.

However, some people in the team have already begun to hold back the turbulent emotions and stop themselves from laughing.

With an angry look on his face, the instructor said loudly, "This is a tool for committing crimes!"

Everyone's eyes widened.

The instructor added: "At noon today, someone stole the pork loin from the cooking class! Those two privates, stand up!"

Everyone coaxed and laughed.

Everyone looked left and right, wondering who stole the pork kidneys and chicken legs from the cooking class.

Standing solemnly in the queue, forcing his composure, he was pounding like a rabbit with a rabbit in his chest.

He used the corner of his eye to scan the side, and found that Yi Jun, who was standing near him, also raised his head and raised his eyes, not daring to look in the direction of the instructor at all.

Seeing that no one would admit it, Instructor Cai turned ugly, raised the homemade barbecue fork, and said sternly, "Don't think I can get away without catching you on the spot, I tell you, I see you, there are two Everyone! They're all recruits! Tonight, if you don't stand up, don't even open this meal!"

This trick is quite poisonous!

But the solemnity was a bit of a surprise.

Two privates?

It seems that the instructor didn't see how many people there were, and regarded four as two.

After hesitating for a while, he solemnly raised his hand.

"Report Instructor! It's me!"

Instructor Cai snorted: "Get out of the queue!"

Zhuang Yan ran to the front of the team with a blushing face.

"Standing here, there is another accomplice!?" Instructor Cai said: "Frank and lenient!"

In fact, Xiao Jiujiu in Zhuang Yan's heart had already figured it out very clearly.

Instead of delaying everyone here and not being able to eat, it is better to be a hero in doing things ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and let it go.

Before Zhuang Yan could answer, Yi Jun raised his hand in the team.

"Report the instructor! And me!"

"List me!"

Yi Jun ran to Zhuang Yan and stood up.

Instructor Cai pointed to the two of them and said loudly, "The water police station sponsored our company to improve the food and sent 100 boxes of frozen meat, but the cooking class was only willing to take two boxes a day. These two soldiers are so good! Everyone stole a few boxes every day. One, take it to the hillside for barbecue! What kind of behavior is this? This is stealing! This is detrimental to the public and private!

The more the instructor talked, the more excited he became, and his slightly pale face was red with pig liver.

Zhuang Yan and Yi Jun stood in front of the queue, wanting to laugh, especially wanting to laugh, but they dared not laugh and held back.

The soldiers below were chatting with each other, and the first squad leader Yin Xiancong and the third squad leader Chen Qingming both turned black.

"We eat a first-class stove. The daily food cost is 6.8 yuan, and a pig kidney costs 2 yuan in the market."

Turning his gaze to Zhuang Yan and Yi Jun, he asked, "How many did you eat!?"

"Instructor of the report, what I got back today is beef..." Zhuang Yan didn't hide it.

Instructor Cai was stunned for a moment, then said "hey", "Zhuang Yan, you are quite honest!"

Zhuang Yan hooked his head and dared not look at Cai Chaolin, and said, "Don't dare to hide from the instructor."

Instructor Cai turned his head and corrected the officers and soldiers loudly: "Yes! I almost forgot, today is beef! Beef is even more expensive! You have eaten up today's food expenses! So you don't have to eat now! First squad leader , you go out, bring these two soldiers to the platoon, let them pack their equipment, run from here to the small fishing village and then run back, I think they must be very full today, and they need to move their muscles and bones to help them digest Digestion!"