Speed ​​Up The Path To Immortality!

Chapter 446: Immortality: The Art of Upward Management by the Great Emperor: Introducing the Buddha, mentioning the Buddha’s mother, and giving birth to Qiao Ling’er

Third Burial Mage: "?"

What the hell is pregnancy.

Xiaoyu and Shaseng were also stunned when they heard this.

Then they heard the Great Saint continue: "Ahead is the Zimu River of the Daughter's Kingdom."

Both of them are good guys.

Of course, the daughter country and the Zimu River are famous.

Master San Zang then reacted and looked at Ji Changsheng like an animal: "Disciple, just be a human being."

The Great Saint once said: "Teacher, I am a monkey."

Third Burial Mage: "..."

What this monkey said made sense, and he couldn't refute it.

Ji Changsheng continued to persuade patiently: "Teacher, you don't know something. The abortion business in the Daughter's Kingdom is now in the hands of Ruyi True Immortal."

Master Three Burials didn't understand. He didn't even know who Ruyi True Immortal was. Of course, this is normal. At Zhunti's level, there is no need to care about little monsters like Ruyi True Immortal.

So Ji Changsheng explained: "Ruyi True Immortal is the younger brother of the Bull Demon King, and the Bull Demon King is the younger brother of the Qing Niu Jing."

The expression of the Third Burial Mage instantly darkened.

This is where Blood Sea comes into play.

It is worth mentioning that after the battle at Jindou Mountain, a name was added to Zhunti's blacklist - Banjiao Qingniu!

But Banjiao Qingniu is now tied to Tushita Palace, so Zhunti has nothing to do with Qingniu Jing.

Now that he had the opportunity to take out his anger on Qingniu Jing's relatives and friends, Master Sanzong was still very excited.

At this time, Xiao Yu spoke boldly: "Master, Great Saint, the battle at Jindou Mountain was not controlled by the Qingniu Jing, right?"

Killing Monk added: "The latest news received by the disciple, Qingniu Jing said that he was possessed by the mysterious Great Principle and knew nothing about the whole process. At that time, Master Xuandu was listening to the Primordial Origin Great Dao from the Heavenly King of Yuanshi, the clone There is no skill, so this statement is still credible."

As the former rolling curtain general beside God Haotian, that is, the sword-wielding guard, Killing Monk obviously has a good intelligence network.

However, regarding the information provided by Killing Monk, Master Sanzong just smiled coldly: "The clone is weak? The strongest person in the Taiqing lineage is the clone."

Ji Changsheng nodded subconsciously.

"One Qi Transforms Into Three Purities" is so powerful.

Unfortunately, he didn't learn it.

Hey, this thing about exercises really depends on chance and has nothing to do with talent. One Qi Transforms Into Three Purities and I just don’t have fate.

Ji Changsheng felt very sorry for "One Qi Transforms Into Three Purities". This holy skill can never have the most suitable master for it.

Master Three Burials continued in a cold voice: "Xuandu said it wasn't him, but he definitely knows who the other party is, but if he doesn't tell the other party's name, that means he is willing to take over the cause and effect, hey..."

Being willing to take over the cause and effect of knocking out the Third Burial Mage and taking away the flesh and blood essence certainly shows that the Xuandu Archmage is not afraid of mentioning Saint at all.

Of course, this thing doesn't seem strange.

After all, Xuandu had ridden Zhunti's face in Lingshan.

Zhunti put this blame on Xuandu, and Xuandu was not unjust at all.

Ji Changsheng reminded: "Teacher, I think the mastermind behind Jindou Mountain is Tathagata. Otherwise, as soon as the Eighteen Arhats came, the Green Bull Spirit withdrew. The Eighteen Arhats are nothing."

Master San Zang knew that Ji Changsheng was bringing personal goods to retaliate against Tathagata Buddha, but this sword was just right because he himself also had this suspicion.

There was no way, Maitreya chose the perfect time to retreat.

Moreover, Tathagata Buddha had sufficient motives for committing the crime and was qualified to exchange benefits with Master Xuandu.

Ji Changsheng drew inferences from one example and unknowingly joined forces with Maitreya Buddha to shirk the blame: "Tathagata took out eighteen grains of Gold Core sand this time. Teacher, you know the value of Gold Core sand. Tathagata made it clear that Give gifts to the Green Bull Spirit. Why would Tathagata give gifts to the Green Bull Spirit? The reason behind this is self-evident."

Master Three Burials analyzed: "What you said, disciple, does make sense, but we can't just lock in the identity of Tathagata. There are other possibilities."

"There are not too many Great Principles who are qualified to take the blame for Xuandu. Taking into account various factors, I think it is Tathagata."

Detective Ji is online again.

"If the teacher still has doubts, when Zhen Yuanzi's second tree matures, we can ask the second tree to find evidence for us."

Third Burial Mage: "..."

This disciple is really too inappropriate.

He soon realized that Ji Changsheng was even more unhuman.

"Teacher, how come you were knocked unconscious just after entering Jindou Cave?"

As soon as Ji Changsheng said this, Xiao Yu and Sha Seng also looked over.

Even Bai Longma's eyes were filled with curiosity.

The Third Burial Mage blushed, and the veins on his forehead popped out, and he argued hard: "How can you call it being knocked unconscious? That's called being attacked by a sneak attack. Qingniu Jing doesn't talk about martial arts, so... Lao Jun does too. You are so shameless that you even let go of the Golden Pocket. Believe it or not, disciple, if I take out the Seven Treasures Tree, I can pierce the Golden Pocket on the spot."

Ji Changsheng nodded immediately: "Believe, believe, I must believe. The teacher just doesn't have the same experience as the green bull spirit, which gives the monsters behind him the courage to take action. If the teacher is now able to defeat Vajra Zhuo, no monster will dare to do so on the way to learn the scriptures. I took action against the teacher.”

Xiaoyu and Shaseng looked at Ji Changsheng with their eyes raised.

In terms of flattering skills, they are really inferior to themselves.

Mainly because he is not as shameless as Ji Changsheng.

Ji Changsheng followed the logic: "Teacher, anyway, your majesty and strength have been shattered in Jindou Mountain. Let's smash it again in the Daughter's Kingdom to boost the morale of those monsters. The origin of the Zimu River in the Daughter's Kingdom Mysterious, no creature under the Great Principle is immune. If you can become pregnant after drinking the water of the Zimu River, it will definitely make all the powerful people who are watching in secret excited. After all, everything else can be faked, and the pregnancy must be true."

Master Three Burials found that Ji Changsheng's words were quite correct on the surface.

But the biggest problem is that he has to be embarrassed again.

"Saint's pregnancy is a great shame. Disciple, please don't say this again. I would never do it as a master."

Ji Changsheng was not discouraged, but sighed: "It is difficult to repay debts, it is difficult to reach the sky."

Third Burial Mage: "..."

"Teacher, the bottom line is to be broken through step by step. You have already broken through the bottom line so many times, so why worry about one more time."

On PUA...crossed out, on the art of managing up.

Usually it's the person in charge who PUAs to the person below.

But people below can also manage those above them upwards.

It's just that this move is much more difficult than PUA and is a more advanced technique.

Ji Laomo has basically never used PUA since his debut and has been managing upwards.

After all, the only thing that can help him is his thighs. If he loses his share under PUA, it will be useless. Only by managing his thighs well can he maximize his benefits.

Now he starts managing Dear Teacher.

"Teacher, with our current accumulation, we still have a long way to go to repay the debt to Heaven. But the battle at Jindou Mountain will definitely increase our debt repayment progress by 5%. If you get pregnant again in the Daughter Country, the progress will be can surge to 10%.

"We have already invested so much in the early stage, teacher, can you bear to let all those efforts go to waste?

"Teacher, for the important matter of repaying our debts, Uncle Jie Ying even contributed all of Taiyin Star Lord's private treasures. If you don't sacrifice more than Senior Uncle Jie Ying, what if Uncle Jie Ying becomes unbalanced? ?”

The previous words, including the sunk costs, have not impressed the Third Burial Mage.

But after Ji Changsheng mentioned "receiving master uncle", Master San Zang's expression changed.

He glanced at Ji Changsheng with complicated eyes, and said in a very emotional tone: "Disciple, you are really nothing."

He simply understood his thoughts.

Ji Changsheng said to himself that this was nothing. "Understanding the Holy Will" was the basis for upward management of Saint.

After my filial piety to the Heavenly Emperor Ascension, I first served my biological mother, the Empress Nuwa, and then repaired my relationship with the Heavenly King of the Yuan Dynasty, Tongtian Cult Master. Then, through Yu Linglong, I found out the temperament of Taiqing Saint who "rules by inaction", and I have always been with Hongjun Dao Ancestor. Stay sincere for sincerity.

If I still can't figure out a single thing about you, I'll be serving as Heavenly Emperor in vain.

The best way to manage Taiqing Saint well is to eliminate all troubles for him, and the best way to manage Zhunti well is to help him pay off his debt to heaven.

But Zhunti also had a weakness - he felt that he was sorry for being accepted.

This is a knot in Zhunti's mind, and it is also an objective fact.

Back then, if I relied on myself for guidance, there was still hope of becoming a saint. If it weren't for the purpose of raising the bar, there would be no need to take on such a high Tiandao loan.

In an era when the economy is in recession and it is easy to lose money when managing your finances, why do you need a loan when you can buy a house with the full payment?

Zhunti couldn't afford it without a loan back then.

Then, following the good idea of ​​the two brothers, they packaged the loan together and really helped Zhunti.

Therefore, the relationship between the two sages in the West is actually stronger than that between the three sages.

Sanqing has no experience of sharing adversity. These three brothers were born into the second generation of rich people and have never been poor.

The Second Saint of the West is a true Saint who has worked hard together through thick and thin, sharing weal and woe, and is sincere to each other.

Therefore, the more sacrifices Zhunti made, the more guilty Zhunti felt.

Although those who are favored are confident, but this time, Zhunti just took out all the treasures of the Taiyin Star Lord hidden by Jie Yin and gave them to Li Changxi.

Judging from Jie Yin's performance, Jie Yin still tolerated this matter, and Zhunti was of course very happy.

But true love cannot withstand successive temptations and consumption.

Ji Changsheng ignored Master Sanzang's slander against him and once again brought the topic to Jie Yin: "Teacher, we can't ask Uncle Jie Yin to sacrifice every time, and ask Uncle Jie Yin to endure it every time. According to the disciple From my experience, no matter how deep a relationship is, it cannot withstand the consumption time and time again. If you want to maintain a relationship, you need to go both ways. If you want Master Jie Ying to feel sorry for you, you need to make greater sacrifices."

Ji Changsheng did not do anything to make Master Sanzong pregnant.

But Ji Changsheng's words of persuading Master Sanzong were really human words.

Zhunti will definitely not be wrong if he listens to it.

In fact, Zhunti did listen.

The Third Burial Mage said quietly: "After the Taiyin Treasure House was breached by Li Changxi, senior brother stopped talking to me."

Of course, there are contact information for Jieyin and Zhunti.

Jieyin did not block Zhunti, but he could not read it back.

This also made Zhunti very uncomfortable.

Master Three Burials knew that Jie Yin was really a little angry this time.

Of course, this is normal.

After all, brothers are brothers and love is love. A normal Saint wouldn't make a choice, he would take both.

Zhunti insisted on letting Jie Yin choose one of the two, and Jie Yin was also puzzled.

But Ji Changsheng figured it out.

What a big deal.

Don’t you see Cihang Daoist and Yuqing Zhenwang?

"Teacher, listen to me. Uncle Jie Yin will definitely restore contact with you. Think about it, if you are pregnant and give birth to a child, can Uncle Jie Yin not be curious?"

The Third Burial Mage nodded subconsciously.

If Ji Changsheng hadn't told him, he wouldn't have thought that he could be pregnant.

If you're not curious, you'll be damned.

"Let me go one step further, teacher, what if you are pregnant with Uncle Yin's child?"

Ji Changsheng's bold idea frightened everyone in the Buddhist scripture learning team to their knees.

The Third Burial Mage was so "scared" that he almost fell off the white dragon horse that was already weak.

"How could I be pregnant with my senior brother's child?"

The third burial mage's face turned red.

There was a little expectation in his eyes unconsciously.

Ji Changsheng laughed inwardly.

Having met Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Queen Yu Qingzhen, he is already very open in this regard.

Just a blue star has so many orientations.

The sky is full of gods and Buddhas, and there are several Cihang Daoist. Is it surprising?

No surprise at all.

The lead is still too narrow-minded.

Zhunti is also not bold enough.

Fortunately, there is the Immortal Great Emperor to help them make suggestions.

"Teacher, let me ask you, can the Zimu River make you pregnant?"

The Third Burial Mage nodded subconsciously.

He controlled himself from being promoted to the Great Principle, so the water of the Zimu River was indeed useful to him.

"Teacher, let me ask you again, do you have the aura to attract your uncle?"

The Third Burial Mage continued to nod: "Of course."

He and Jieyin basically share all their net worth.

If this is not called love...

The separation of families among the three clearings is much clearer than they are.

Ji Changsheng knew that Master San Zang understood it now, but was embarrassed to say it, so he made the instructions: "When the breath of a powerful person interacts with each other, heirs can be conceived. Heirs can also be conceived by drinking the river water in the belly. Teacher, you can give birth to heirs." There is the aura of welcoming Master Yin inside, and there is a river of mother-child in front of it. The two sides are superimposed, and when the child is born from your belly, Teacher, this child will be the child of Uncle Master Ying and Teacher."

Xiaoyu, Shaseng and Bailongma all knelt down.

I have never seen such a bold person.

How dare you persuade Saint to get pregnant.

The most outrageous thing is that it can actually be operated, and the Third Burial Mage seems to be moved.

Yes, Master Three Burials is already moved.

But he still felt a little ashamed.

So Ji Changsheng comforted him again: "Teacher, you know that I have enmity with Tathagata, and I will have to have a fight with Haotian sooner or later. Haotian is currently undergoing reincarnation experience, and sooner or later Tathagata will have one day, I will also send him there Reincarnation. When the time comes, Sister Houtu and I will join forces to directly transfer their reincarnations to your child. We will accept our uncle as the Buddha, you as the Mother of the Buddha, and the children will be Tathagata and Haotian. We will take them directly. Is it a win to pay off the debt?"

Master Three Burials said nothing, got on his horse and said, "Let's get pregnant!"

(End of chapter)