In some respects, Song Yinzhi's behavior is quite in line with the old man in his 60s.
Just like now, Song Yinzhi transformed the terrace of Tang Xiao's house into a vegetable garden, ready to plant some vegetables and fruits he likes. It only needs to grind a low-grade spirit stone into powder and mix it into the soil to improve it into spiritual soil.
After experiencing technology and hard work, he has been going to the vegetable market to buy vegetables and cook by himself these days. Tang Xiao's cooking skills are only up to the level of being edible, and she can't accurately distinguish which ones are natural crops and which ones are technological crops when she goes to buy vegetables. Song Yinzhi can only do it himself in order to be able to eat at ease, but fortunately, before he became an official outer disciple of Taiyi Sect, he worked as a miscellaneous disciple in the room, and it is not difficult to use a modern gas stove, and it will be handy in a few days.
Song Yinyi was humming a brainwashing tune that he heard with a teasing sound, and he was carefully burying chili seeds, when he suddenly heard a sound of breaking the sky above his head.
Without lifting his head, he caught the object that was about to hit him with his backhand, a keyboard. If it was an ordinary person, he would have directly entered reincarnation if he hit the back of his head this
time! Annoyed for a moment, Song Yinzhi unfolded his spiritual sense, directly searched for a quarreling couple on the 23rd floor, stepped on the Ling Feng Sword and flew out of their window.
The young couple did not notice the movement outside the window at first, and the young girl was still hysterically cursing her boyfriend.
"I'm going to play games with you!I've been playing day and night, and I'm so impatient to say a word to you?What kind of girlfriend do you have?,Let's live with the game for the rest of my life
!!""You melon girl, I told you that you can't pause in the middle of the game, you have to pick this time to disturb me! and throw my mechanical keyboard, pay up!!"
Knock knock, Song Yinzhi knocked on the window with a gloomy face outside, in fact, the window was originally open, he just didn't like to be ignored.
The quarrel between the two lovers in the house was interrupted, and they looked at Song Yinzhi angrily. If it weren't for the fact that the scene was too anti-common sense, they might have scolded in unison "It's your", but now both of them are just opening their mouths wide and have long forgotten their lines.
"Your keyboard," said Song Yinzhi raised the keyboard in his hand and threw it into the room, "Give it back to you!"
The keyboard swept past the couple's man's ears and brought a gust of wind, snorted into the wall behind him, and expanded outwards with a spider web-like crack centered on the socket.
After throwing the keyboard, Song Yinzhi pointed at the couple girl and said, "You, don't let me catch it a second time!"
After speaking, he brushed his sleeves and turned around, and disappeared in an instant, ignoring what kind of tragic pig screams the two people made.
At this time, in the opposite building, halfway through the homework, a little boy who was looking out the window and wandering around witnessed the whole process.
"Mom! Mom! Come here quickly
!" "What are you doing? What are you talking about all day long
!" "I just saw a fairy flying in the
sky!" "Really!" "I think it's your brain stem flying in the sky!" Last time you dared to lie to the teacher in order to skip class, saying that your mother and I had a car accident, this time it's even more outrageous, isn't it? I don't think I beat you up last time!
""Ah... Mom, I didn't lie to you!ah... Don't hit ... I was wrong!Woo woo~"
Everything happened so fast that the little boy regretted that he didn't have time to take a picture with his mobile phone.
............
Tang Xiao returned home with a bunch of couriers in his hand, and Song Yinzhi hurriedly caught up with him when he saw this.
This kind of unusually attentiveness made her heart tighten, and she asked, "Is there something that Immortal Master Song has to tell me today?"
Today I taught a high-altitude throwing object, but they are too unqualified!"
"Oh?
Pick up what they threw and ... Come to the door and give it back to them, well, let them not do it again next time.
"It didn't hurt?"
"How could it be? I didn't read the law in vain!
Tang Xiao complained in his heart, I believe you are a ghost, the bad old man must be in trouble! Although he deliberately concealed it, but the eyes floating left and right have long been exposed, this thing must have done something terrifying, just like the night he first saw himself, even if he didn't hurt people, he might scare people half to death.
Guessing it, she couldn't do anything with him. I couldn't beat it, I didn't dare to scold it, I could only hold my forehead and sigh.
"These are the clothes and shoes I bought for you, take them and try them on yourself. "
I bought some affordable sweatshirts, sweatpants and canvas shoes at a special price, and I can wear them out, which is better than swaggering around in ancient costumes.
Song Yinzhi hugged a bunch of clothes and shoes, just walked a few steps and paused, as if he had made up his mind, and said to Tang Xiao: "Thank you these days, I said that it would be beneficial to be my guide." As
he spoke, he put all his clothes and shoes on his right hand, and turned his empty left hand with a ring upward, and a milky white pill appeared out of thin air in his palm.
"This is the Cleansing Pill, it is a good thing, you can prolong your life if you eat it," Song Yinzhi was afraid that Tang Xiao would be reluctant to eat it, and would leave it to the elders in the family, so he added: "This is what I gave you, you must eat it yourself, if you give it to others, I will take it back, and there will be no other benefits in the future!"
"The little old man is good, these days have not been in vain.
After walking to the door of the bedroom, Song Yinzhi turned back and advised, "It's best to eat before taking a bath at night
!" "Got it, go quickly!"
Let's pull the camera back to the frightened couple.
After Song Yinzhi left, the two hugged each other and screamed for a while, until the sound of the neighbor's cursing did not stop. The two had long forgotten about the breakup just now and unanimously decided to call the police.
I have to say that the operator is still very patient, and the two of them are incoherently describing a whimsical thing on the other end of the phone, and the young lady has listened to it.
"Hello, don't get excited. Is there a gangster who broke into your house with a knife and threatened you?"
"It's not a knife, it's a sword, he stepped on a flying sword, and he stopped outside the window and didn't enter the house.
"Okay, so are there any injuries, or lost property?"
"No, we picked up the keyboard we threw out, but smashed the wall in our house. "
Did you smash the load-bearing wall?"
"No, just the bedroom partition wall." But he threatens us!
" "What is the threat, can you elaborate on it?"
"He... Let's stop throwing objects from high altitudes, or we'll look good next time. "
Oh, what about neighborhood conflicts, you can first find the property to coordinate, if there is damage to property that needs to be compensated, it is recommended that you can go for civil compensation." Thank you for your trust in the 1XX Alarm Center!"
That's it, the police were called, but it didn't seem to be reported.
Since no one believes the police, let's shoot a video. After all, the keyboard is still plugged into the wall, is this something that people can do?
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