Split Sky Rider

"Beep, beep, beep, beep..."

"...The heartbeat is gone. Where is the magician? Don't stop the treatment and synchronize CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation)!"

"When the heartbeat resumes, pay attention to ventricular fibrillation. If it pulls back, pay attention to SIRS (systemic inflammatory response syndrome) and acute kidney injury."

"Do you really want to use this? Be careful, don't waste 0.01 ml. Little girl with wings, don't be stunned, the treatment will continue!"

…

I don’t know how much time passed.

"...beep...beep...beep...beep..."

Hearing the rhythmic electronic sound coming from his ears, Chen Fei opened his eyes with difficulty, only to see a blinding whiteness, and had to squint his eyes quickly. It took him a while to adapt to the brightness around him.

This place seems to be a ward. Finally, I no longer have to ask myself who I am, where I am, and what I am doing.

The good news is that he survived.

"hiss……"

Chen Fei breathed a long sigh of relief, and felt a stabbing pain in his chest, which made him grin.

He finally remembered that he had been smashed by Chekov's Erguotou urine bottle. How unlucky he was!

There was the sound of heavy footsteps outside, and then Chen Fei saw a big bear with a bald head wrapped in an "oversized blue sanitary napkin", the squadron leader of the "True Fragrance" squadron, Chekov Leoni Devych Ivanov.

I don't know when, the two of them were shaved completely bald. To be precise, all the hair on their bodies was shaved clean. The real hair was clean.

I really missed Cao Cao, and Cao Cao arrived. Chekov and Cao Cao's left arm was still hanging under his neck and tied with a fixator. It was probably broken.

This bastard who forcibly abducted himself into the "Big Mouth Monster" is still alive, how unreasonable!

"Hey! Rookie, are you awake?"

Major Chekov, whose flight codename was "Peanut Butter", grinned widely and seemed happy to see Chen Fei regaining consciousness.

Chen Fei moved his hands and feet, then secretly touched his crotch, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, there are no missing parts and no extra parts.

He said weakly: "Lieutenant Chekov, where are we?"

"We are on the hospital ship. Don't worry, you will be back to full health soon."

After all, the nearly 300-pound lump was just there, and he recovered quickly. Chekov woke up two days earlier than Chen Fei. He couldn't lie down at all, so he flirted with the little angels in white at the nurse's desk in the middle of the corridor outside the ward. Girl.

I have been in the world for more than 40 years, and I can live up to everyone in the world, but I can't live up to Masato and Danako.

No matter black, white or yellow, all meat and vegetables are not taboo. To be precise, there is no racial discrimination. It is a good habit not to be picky about food since childhood.

After learning a painful lesson, Chen Fei gritted his teeth and said: "I, Chen Fei, no matter how poor I am, die outside, jump from the hospital ship, I will never get on a fighter jet again."

This time, he was almost going to play backgammon with the Lord of Hell. There was simply no way to reason with him. Can he beat this big bear? Can't beat it? The opponent can push him to the ground with one hand and hammer him!

That's okay, that's okay!

Another burst of footsteps came outside the ward.

"Chen Fei, Chekov, you two happen to be here, so I don't have to look for them separately."

A young woman with an eyepatch on her left eye walked into Chen Fei's single ward with several men in black suits wearing sunglasses.

A gust of cold wind swept in as the automatic door opened, making people unable to help but give rise to goosebumps.

The shamisen is plucked quickly to show off the bad intentions, and a handful of flying dead leaves are thrown in to add to the atmosphere.

"Who are you?"

Chekov looked up and down, his eyes narrowed slightly, and a large amount of data fell from his pupils like a waterfall.

Size 35 golden lotus feet, 96 points!

The legs are evenly shaped, 90 points!

The hip curve is straight and plump, 90 points!

A4 small waist, 95 points!

G model headlights are a little too droopy, a little too flat, full of flexibility, 99 points!

The neck is white and thin, and can be held in one hand. 94 points!

The oval face shape that combines Chinese and Western styles scored 95 points. One eye deducted 10 points, resulting in a score of 85 points!

Skin is comparable to gelatin, no hair, 90 points

Black hair is smooth, neat and not messy, 90 points!

The estimated weight is no more than 100 pounds, and the score is 92 points!

Nine-headed body in equal proportions, 90 points!

After removing the highest and lowest scores, the average score was 91.8.

Judging from his many years of experience as a veteran driver, the difficulty coefficient of the strategy is 9.7. It is still a one-eyed dragon, diaphragm response, hiss... give up decisively.

With this spare time, he, Major Chekov, had already manually checked all the nurses' stations in the corridor. Is there anything wrong with giving up the entire forest for a big tree?

When quality is not enough, quantity can make up for it!

Of course the more the merrier, this idea is very Chekhovian.

"Apocalypse Defense Group, Inspector II of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Hana Gagel."

Tall, fair-skinned, with a cold face and a narrow phoenix eye, he looked up and down at Chekov and Chen Fei on the hospital bed. He raised his hand and showed a small blue book with a cover. Flowers and vines surround the coat of arms of the portrait. There is a headshot on the inside page, as well as department, job resume, signature and bright red seal. It looks full of style.

Inside, the Ministry of Internal Affairs...

Chen Fei looked confused. He had just arrived at the 911 Air Service Base, and he didn't even know how many departments there were. Who knew what kind of unit the Ministry of Internal Affairs was.

However, he noticed that the corners of Chekhov's big bear's mouth twitched unnaturally. Looking at the expressionless black suits, he involuntarily shrank his neck, feeling that this department was very powerful.

Suddenly I felt confused!

"Hello, hello, Miss Hana!"

Chekov swallowed fearfully, stretched out his good right hand, and smiled to please.

He didn't expect that this time he would provoke the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

"I'm here to verify some situations."

The one-eyed Hana Gagel, a second-level inspector of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Apocalypse Defense Group, simply ignored Chekov's extended hand.

"Well, please tell me, by the way, I will get you a chair."

After coughing to cover up his embarrassment, Chekov took a chair from next to Chen Fei's hospital bed, placed it for Hana Gagel, wiped it carefully with the sleeve of his right hand, and said with a smile: " Please take a seat!"

Waiting for Chekov to set up the chair, the young female inspector still stood there motionless, showing no intention of sitting down, and said expressionlessly: "Kill the gold dragon. The KDK-1 air-breathing hypersonic smart missile was launched by your aircraft No. 211, right?"

"Ah!?" Chekov was startled, glanced at Chen Fei, nodded vigorously and said: "Yes, yes, we launched it!"

This is a great achievement, only a fool would extrapolate it.

Chen Fei, who barely sat up halfway, pointed at the big bear and said decisively: "It's him. He asked me to do it. I don't know anything. I'm a member of the maintenance team, not a pilot."

At that time, adrenaline was secreted fiercely, and the brain was hot. The ignorant are fearless. Now when I think about it afterwards, I can't help but feel scared. If I attract the revenge of the gold dragon clan or even the entire dragon clan, it is better to get rid of this medical ship now. Jump into the sea from the boat.

Chekov: "..."

He was almost mad at this rookie. What did he mean by these words?

"I see!"

Female examiner Hana Gagel was noncommittal.

Comrade Chekov—.—! :Emmmm……

It's really the meat of the twelfth lunar month, it's eaten quickly, no, it should be the food of the twelfth lunar month, it's repaid quickly.

The female inspector raised her hand, and the man in sunglasses and suits beside her opened his briefcase in time and handed over a document.

Her eyes finally fell on Chen Fei and said: "The company has strict rules and regulations and will guarantee the basic rights and interests of every employee. Merits will be rewarded, and misdeeds will be punished. Chen Fei, since you successfully killed a gold-type Julong, the company will reward you with 10 million star yuan in cash, the probation period will end early, and you will be directly transferred to a formal employment contract."

What about?

10 million stars!

Chen Fei's eyes widened involuntarily (O.O), his breathing became rapid, his chest no longer hurt, and he was instantly resurrected with full blood.

With this huge sum of money, not only can I pay off my old debts, but I can also make a profit of 5 million!

God is really wise!

Are there any more gold dragons?

Give me another dozen!

People die for money, birds die for food, I want to slay the dragon! ! !

An ordinary citizen will never earn 10 million star dollars in his lifetime.

With this money, I can buy the wedding house that my eldest brother Chen Shi has just made the down payment for, and there are two of them!

No matter what down payment or loan you need, you can pay it all in one lump sum, you will be debt-free and you won’t have to worry about the next month’s monthly payment.

Compared with this huge bonus, enjoying the official tool worker treatment in advance is nothing at all. Most of the salary is used to pay off debts, and the remaining three melons and two dates cannot significantly improve Chen Fei's current predicament. economic conditions.

"but……"

Inspector Hana opened her lips lightly and said, "You were seriously injured and in critical condition. In order to save your life, the company used a first-class magic potion to bring you back from the brink of death, 'Life Revival' The medicine is worth 12 million, which will be deducted from your bonus of 10 million. You still owe the company 2 million, which will be deducted from your future salary every month."

Chen Fei's expression became more and more depressed...

There is no way out among the willows and flowers, and there is another village in the barren mountains and rivers, my God! ! !

One second he was praising God for opening his eyes, and the next second he was gnashing his teeth and cursing the God of death and the God of thieves.

(T△T)

Damn, it would be better to die.

At the very least, after using life accident insurance and pensions to offset debts, the 10 million star-yuan bonus can be completely handed over to his family.

Chen Fei was extremely depressed and couldn't breathe.

"Hey! Hey! Rookie, what's wrong with you?"

Sensing that Chen Fei's expression was getting worse and worse, Chekov shouted in a panic, and quickly pressed the emergency call button on the bedside.

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