Split Sky Rider

"This egg was a gift when I purchased it. People kept saying it was a monster egg, so I just believed it. Oh my, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I was also deceived. Damn profiteer. You really deserve to die." Xiao Chen, if not, I will find you a real World of Warcraft egg next time, no, how about a real World of Warcraft? I, Lao Pu, stick to his words and keep his word."

Park Aihua beat her chest and feet in sorrow, claiming that she was also a victim of being deceived, and casually passed the blame to the "profiteers" who did not know the truth.

As for the "next time", who knows which time it will be, let's get past this level first.

Otherwise, the character structure will collapse, and it will be difficult to do small business at the 911 air service base in the future.

"..."

Seeing Park Aihua's acting skills explode in an instant, Chen Fei was dumbfounded and then felt confused about whether to laugh or cry.

He waved his hand quickly, interrupting Park Aihua's impassioned denunciation of the "profiteer" who deceived him.

"Okay, okay, stop it! How you find that profiteer is your business and has nothing to do with me. It's a monster egg or a monster. You don't need to give it to me anymore. You can't afford it if you give it to me."

If he didn't stop him, the other party might give him some snake eggs or insect eggs, and those things would be even more scary.

"Don't worry, I'll give you an explanation."

Park Aihua patted her skinny chest hard, but she breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.

Don't be good, don't be wonderful, and save yourself the trouble of trying to get some weird stuff to continue to muddle through.

What is the price of the monster egg? If he had it, he would be a fucking profiteer.

Park Aihua's eyes fell on the bird's nest and baby bird wrapped in a T-shirt. He was about to extend his hand, but was stopped by Chen Fei.

"Wait, what do you want to do?"

"Uh! Take it and fry it for a midnight snack. It looks delicious."

Looking at the young birds chirping in the bird's nest, Park Aihua swallowed and inserted a skewer into it. This was a ready-made roasted bird skewer!

"Stop, stop, stop, no, after all, it's a life, you can't bear to do it?"

Chen Fei resolutely stopped this killing of young creatures, it was too cruel.

"Haha, such a small bird, it will be very fragrant when fried!"

Park Aihua looked confident, laughed a few times and said, "How else should we deal with it?"

This greedy guy actually fried it up and ate it in one bite under the guise of thinking about Chen Fei. Why don't you just throw yourself into the pot and deep-fry it? It would be quite delicious to turn into a fried devil.

"Of course, raise them up and then release them!"

Chen Fei glared at this guy and spoke righteously.

He himself had never had the evil idea of ​​putting this baby bird in the frying pan, and he was really a little angry at this guy.

"Huh? Raise them up? And release them?"

Park Aihua opened her mouth wide, as if she was shocked by the other party's bizarre thoughts.

Involuntarily, he touched Chen Fei's forehead and then his own. He didn't feel any fever!

How do you keep such a gadget?

It doesn’t seem easy!

"Yes, I'm here to ask you, what does this little bird eat? Can it drink milk?"

Chen Fei finally made it clear what his purpose was so that the other party would not still misunderstand him.

Park Aihua put one hand on her waist and scratched her cheek with the other, frowning and looking very embarrassed.

"Well...it seems like you can't drink milk!"

It was really too urgent.

Based on his many years of experience, birds should eat bugs, but at this moment, where to get bugs for this young bird is a big problem.

Maybe he would be fed to death within two days.

It’s so difficult!

Chen Fei asked doubtfully: "Don't you know?"

Park Aihua continued to scratch her head, obviously she still had no reliable idea.

"Wait, let me think about it, think about it again."

He didn't want this young man to look down on him, so he waved his hands quickly and continued to rack his brains and think hard.

"Are you feeding the birds? If there are no bugs, you can feed them some chick feed. If you don't even have chick feed, use egg yolks first to deal with the emergency. Don't feed grains. Grains are not nutritious enough."

At this moment, a voice intervened.

Park Aihua was startled, turned around quickly, and said with fear and fear: "Chef Abel!"

"Hello, Mr. Chef!"

Chen Fei also greeted him.

Then he saw a middle-aged white man in a white chef's uniform standing not far away, his eyes focused on the T-shirt in Chen Fei's hand. To be precise, it was a bird's nest wrapped in a T-shirt.

He asked in confusion: "Where did you pick up the little bird? Don't you know that the most correct thing to do is to leave it to your own bird to take care of it?"

Chef Abel's eyes are very stern. He is very tired of those guys with weak hands who always cause all kinds of trouble to natural wild animals inexplicably.

Although Abel is not an animal rights activist, he is not used to such unscrupulous behavior.

Chen Fei looked at Park Aihua, he would not take the blame.

"I'm so sorry, it's my fault!"

Park Aihua looked at Chen Fei, then at the chef who looked unhappy, and had no choice but to admit it with a dry smile.

The other party can kick him out of the 911 air service base with just one word. How could he serve him carelessly?

Besides, behind one lie, it often takes a hundred lies to make up for it. One moment he said that the egg came from another profiteer, but the next moment he couldn't say that it was picked up casually in the wilderness, right?

It was really a loss of teeth and blood. Park Aihua suffered the disdainful and reproachful looks of Chen Fei and Chef Abel at the same time, and her whole body became quite rickety.

"How about trying some egg yolk first?"

Without any better ideas, Chen Fei planned to accept Chef Abel's suggestion.

Birds rely on the nutrition of egg yolks to develop and take shape. It seems feasible to use egg yolks as food after breaking out of the shell.

"Wait a moment, Park Aihua, come with me!" Abel glared at the guy sternly, turned around and left.

Park Aihua followed for two steps, then turned back, patted her chest and said, "Leave the chicken feed to me, and I promise to get it as soon as possible."

Isn't it just chicken feed? Ask someone and you should be able to get it easily.

Chef Abel said without looking back: "It's best to have live mealworms, get some wheat bran, and raise and breed them yourself. Just eating feed won't do it."

"Ah! Got it, got it!"

Park Aihua nodded and bowed in response.

In the final analysis, it was him who caused the trouble, and he had the responsibility and obligation to help solve it.

Getting some egg yolks is not a big deal for a kitchen with abundant food resources.

Just take a whole Hylan white egg, steam it over water, cook it on low heat for five minutes, on high heat for five minutes, and then simmer it for another five minutes. Fifteen minutes is just right. Crack the eggshell, break open the solidified egg white, take an ear picker, and scoop it out. Put some egg yolks, not much bigger than sesame seeds, into the bird's mouth. That's it.

After only a dozen spoonfuls, which added up to an egg yolk the size of a soybean, the young bird was satisfied and stopped calling. It dozed off in the nest, only chirping occasionally.

Chen Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief.

…

mistake!

mistake!

Valid CPU type not recognized

Failed to run memory self-test

Input/output device not found

No storage found

Failed to load BIOS

Illegal operation or wrong instruction

Illegal operation or wrong instruction

Illegal operation or wrong instruction

…

"Shut down the phone!"

Chen Fei sat up from the bed sweating profusely and shook his head vigorously. He seemed to have had a strange and wild dream.

It's all messy stuff, over and over again, which is annoying.

"Chichi! Chichi!"

He listened to the sound, and the sound failed. It turned out that it was the bird in the bird's nest beside the bed, and he thought it was the alarm sound of a computer error. The two were so similar.

You should be calling me hungry, right?

Chen Fei finally realized the hard work of the mother bird. He was about to get the egg yolks for feeding and the ear-picking spoon, but he was stunned.

The content of the "vision" in front of you no longer only occupies a corner, but the small "A:\\\u003e_" that is easily overlooked has several lines of text.

"Illegal operation or wrong instruction

Illegal operation or wrong instruction

Illegal operation or wrong instruction

Illegal operation or wrong instruction

…”

Isn't this something from my wild dreams?

It’s so unreasonable that it’s even refreshing the screen.

Since he had just woken up and still remembered the things in his dream clearly, Chen Fei felt that the dream just now was by no means an ordinary dream, but was connected with the sequelae of his "vision hallucination", which seemed to have occurred again. New changes.

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That's it! I don’t have many manuscripts left, so I have to avoid the Spring Festival ones. Now that I'm older and can't afford it, I didn't even dare to go to the Air Force Sanatorium for a physical examination at the end of last year. I was afraid that it would get worse and scare myself to death. Let's do it at a normal pace! My cousin is not in the Air Force or a pilot. The physical examination is only sponsored by a big boss. He goes every year and is scared to death every year.