Split Sky Rider

The third killer word in dialect: "What are you looking at?" "Second uncle!" "Evil grandma!"

The standard application formula is as follows:

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at you, second uncle!"

"Fuck you evil grandma!"

Then there are daily real-person PKs... there will be no exceptions.

Major Chekov, the squadron leader of the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron, warned without any doubt: "If you dare to slam the table in front of me again, I will throw you out with my own hands! I, Chekov, will do what I say."

The flight code was "Devil Pepper". A dashing short-haired girl sat next to him, looking at Chekov with a crazy expression on his face, and showing silly smiles from time to time.

Ever since Big Bear returned to the 911 Air Service Base from the International Hospital Ship, the deputy squadron leader has been acting more and more strange, and it is obvious that he has entered estrus.

"Don't dare, don't dare!"

Takar was so frightened that his face turned pale.

Sanjani, the fellow opposite, also didn't dare to say anything.

"The second question is, eight numbers '8', how can we make them equal to one thousand?"

Chekov did not comment on Chen Fei and Sanjani's answers, but continued to ask questions.

Personnel Director Thakar (⊙?⊙): “????”

Interviewer Sanjani (°-°〃): “????”

This question is so difficult. Where does it rank among the top ten mathematical conjectures in the world?

The pilots looked at each other and all snickered.

Although Squadron Leader Chekov is usually careless and rude, in fact his cultural level is not low.

How can someone who is able to fly a combat aircraft have a low education level, a bachelor's degree or below, and they are not even allowed to touch the joystick?

With a confused look on his face, Sanjani started to clasp his fingers and mutter something, forget it.

Chen Fei was so free that he crossed his legs, but did nothing. Chiu was jumping up and down on his knees, pecking here and there.

Of the two interviewers, one was sweating profusely and the other was too idle to play with birds.

Thakar, the human resources director, started to have fun. Just when he was about to show a happy expression, he suddenly seemed to remember something and quickly maintained his serious and serious expression, sitting upright and motionless.

Chekhov dared to attack him, Chen dared to overthrow him on the first day, and no one could afford to offend Takar, who was both strong on the outside and rough on the inside.

"Hey, rookie, are you going to give up? Don't forget the money you owe me!"

When Chekov saw Chen Fei's lazy look, he became very angry and slapped the table hard in dissatisfaction.

I've spent so much effort and even lost an antique gun. Is your attitude right to me?

Chen Fei spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders. His answer surprised everyone.

"too easy!"

"@#￥%\u0026"

Competitor Sanjani temporarily stopped calculating and turned his head to look at Chen Fei in disbelief, not quite able to believe his ears.

too easy? !

What the hell are you talking about!

"Hey! Don't try to fool me. Once Chekov gets angry, the consequences will be serious."

The big bear clenched its fists the size of casserole fists and touched each other, making a powerful muffled sound.

"Rookie, think about it later!"

One of the pilots present couldn't help but worry about Chen Fei, fearing that the squadron leader would go berserk later and the situation would be uncontrollable.

Chen Fei still said calmly: "There are two answers!"

Although he has a bachelor's degree in economics, not mathematics, he does not lack the need for calculations in the field of economics, and the amount of calculations is not small.

After listening to the brain-teaser math questions like this, Chen Fei was already confident.

"This is impossible!!!"

Despite racking his brains and calculating hard, another interviewer Sanjani still focused part of his attention on Chen Fei, and even secretly cursed the young man to give up on himself.

Both Thakar and Sanjani actually believe in this.

But...it's no use!

Their river pipes are sufficient.

"Two?" Chekov was a little surprised, and then he raised his chin at Chen Fei. He completely relaxed, leaned on the chair behind him, smiled coldly, and said, "Answer!"

In my more than 40 years of experience in the world, I have never seen anyone talk so shamelessly.

Chen Fei raised an index finger and said, "The first answer is, 888+88+8+8+8=1000!"

This is the easiest stupid algorithm. Start with the largest number first, try a few more times, and finally you can always add the answer you want.

Sanjani, who competed with Chen Fei for the pilot spot, used exactly this method, but he couldn't find the right path for a while.

Hearing Chen Fei's understatement of the first answer, Sanjani on the side trembled all over. Angrily, he calculated harder. The weather was obviously not hot, but still a little cool, but he was already sweating profusely.

Can't lose, can't lose to the opponent!

"The second answer is, (8888-888)÷8=1000, it's that simple!"

Chen Fei clapped his hands and upgraded from simple addition and subtraction to four arithmetic operations. Mathematics is only as difficult as a first-grade elementary school student. After all, he is also a fourth-year undergraduate graduate. How could he be stumped by such a scoring question?

The high-level education in Chen Fei's hometown has only achieved comprehensive leadership in the past ten years, but the basic compulsory education in primary school, junior high school and high school has been directly benchmarked against the world's top aristocratic education since the founding of the People's Republic of China, and has comprehensively surpassed primary school students from all over the world.

Almost the whole world knows how ferocious these primary school students are academically. They dominate the world and have never lost. They are easily surpassed and crushed at every turn. It is so easy and terrifying!

"Ah!~"

Sanjani suddenly yelled, rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.

Chen Fei turned around and looked over, not gloating about his misfortune, but just a little surprised that the other party was already lying down before he exerted any force.

It's really boring without any sense of achievement.

"Sanjani! Sanjani!"

Upon seeing this, the personnel manager Thakar rushed over and pinched the fellow man.

The attack was a bit harsh, and blood was seen on the spot, but the effect was immediate. The fainted fellow groaned, and Youyou woke up, suddenly filled with sadness, and cried out in a tearful voice: "I don't accept it!"

Before he could figure it out, Chen Fei even reported two answers, giving the guy with scorched skin a serious blow, crushing him as cruelly as a college student beating him in a kindergarten.

"There's no need to ask the third question. The new member of the 'Zhenxiang' combat flying squadron is..."

Chekov had no intention of paying attention to Sanjani, who was still lying on the ground, and simply pointed at Chen Fei.

"Chen Fei, whose flight code is 'Rookie', yes, that's you, don't run away, pay back the money if you run away!"

Murder to pay for one's life, debts to repay, no money to sell one's body, one's body to work, and work to pay off debts, Big Brother Chekhov's operation is similar to the credit company where Chen Fei borrowed money, and Monkey King can jump thousands of miles. , there is no way you can escape from Tathagata Buddha's grasp, you have to follow him anyway.

The KDK-1 air-breathing hypersonic smart missile, known as the "dragon-killing bomb", fell into the hands of Chen Fei, a rookie who couldn't be more of a rookie when it first launched. It was somewhat unlucky. As a pilot, there is no doubt that It's luck. The air combat hit rate is originally a science of probability. What is probability? The truth is, it's luck. It's just like buying a lottery ticket. You win the first lottery ticket and everyone else has won a round before it's your turn. Zhang, all have the same probability.

It has to be said that the squadron leader of the combat squadron was very resourceful and had dug the hole early, just waiting for little boy Chen Fei to fall into the bowl.

You see, even the flight code is there.

This big bear has more than just muscles and no brains. Otherwise, how could he convince his comrades in the "Zhenxiang" squadron?

The unlucky man Sanjani beside him was no different from a passerby, accompanying him throughout the whole process.

As soon as Chekov mentioned money, Chen Fei's calves trembled.

The house leaked and it rained all night, and his debts were piling up. Seeing that he was about to break the ten million mark, and the day of clearing the debt was far away, his heart felt cold, and he suddenly felt that he had no love.

Sanjani, who was participating in the interview, screamed again, feeling angry, annoyed and anxious, rolling his eyes and fainted again.

"Hey, Sanjani, wake up, don't scare me! Sanjani, Sanjani, open your eyes, don't faint!"

Personnel Director Thakar had no choice but to resort to cruelty again, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not wake up a person who deliberately pretended to be stunned.

Even if he was dissatisfied with Chekhov's decision, the personnel director still had no way to object. The reason why he was able to interview Chen Fei and Sanjani together here was that his power was limited to being a witness.

In fact, Chen Fei had already decided to join the "True Fragrance" combat squadron. The so-called interview meeting was just a formality at best. It was almost impossible to make Emperor Chekov, a tyrant, change his mind. .

Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole?

Thakar o(*°▽°*)o︴︴︴: Don’t dare!

"'Peanut Butter,' you're scaring a rookie!"

The short-haired girl Irene Lucius scolded him and took the opportunity to hug Chekov's arm, pleased with himself.

Chekov lowered his head and looked at the ordinary couple A, and suddenly felt hopeless. I have been in the world for more than forty years, this is not his cup of tea!

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