Split Sky Rider

"Oh my God, a living person was almost suffocated to death."

It was quite hard to hold in the urine, and the squadron leader, Major "Peanut Butter" Chekov, showed a relieved expression.

By now he had woken up from his drunkenness, and the "Big Mouth Monster" of Unit 211 landed smoothly, with no flaws at all.

The grass is getting greener and greener.

You see, most of the runways at all airports are covered with green grass, which is watered day after day.

The ground staff at the 909 Air Service Base are not surprised by this. Thinking about the distance from the runway to the toilet, you have to go two miles to urinate, and you have to pee on your pants halfway.

As one of the two female pilots in the "Zhenxiang" combat flight squadron, the deputy squadron leader "Devil Pepper" Illini Lucius pouted at the backs of a group of big men and turned around.

She doesn't need such indecent urination and defecation, adult diapers are already prepared.

The maximum airborne time of the A-39B "Big Mouth Monster" light turboprop attack aircraft is 15 hours. Adult diapers are a necessity. If one day you need to fly a long distance like today, there will be a toilet for you in the middle.

Children need diapers for physiological needs, and adults need diapers for survival needs.

As the sun set, the five "Big Mouth Monsters" of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron finally returned to the 911 Air Service Base and successfully completed their combat mission.

Whether it is fighting monsters or beating people, there is not much difference in essence.

However, the retaliatory raid on the 897 Air Service Base will not receive a bonus from the Blue Star Global Joint Defense Committee. The superior unit of the 911 Air Service Base, Apocalypse Defense Group, will bear its own expenses. The conflicts and disputes between the two military contractors will also only Can solve it on its own.

The worst case scenario is that if they can't reach an agreement, they will just break up, fight soldiers against soldiers, generals and generals, declare a hostile state of "corporate war", and then start the movie and fight later. The one with the big and hard fist will be the winner, and the one who is not convinced will win. They can form cliques and fight again until one party is convinced.

The expenditures for "corporate war" are huge, and military contractors with weak strength or insufficient financial resources simply cannot afford it. Once they fail, they will face the crisis of bankruptcy.

The big players at the sovereign level are not worried at all that these small-scale private enterprises can escalate or even expand disputes. After all, they are doing business, making money without being vindictive. At most, they can fight for one or two times in deserted places. Seeing that there is no advantage to take advantage of, it is natural. will give up and make peace.

"I'm finally back, let's drink, let's drink together! Ouch, ouch, Ula!"

Chekov got out of the cockpit, waved his arms, and danced a bear dance.

Bang! ~

The world in front of me was spinning without any warning.

"Devil Pepper" Ilene Lucius rushed over and said with disdain: "Little Chekhov, what's wrong with you?"

If you don’t report it from time to time, the time has not yet come. When the time comes, report it immediately.

"Honey, what's wrong with you?"

Chekov, who was lying on the ground, smiled mischievously.

This little woman holds a grudge very much. She is very angry at this moment, so she had better not continue to provoke her, otherwise she will suffer a lot today.

"Hmph!~"

spat at the same time.

The deputy squadron leader also has a good temper and has never been a weak person to be bullied.

"Go drink your dog piss!"

A bit of wetness fell on Chekov's face, and he immediately closed his broken mouth and looked at the little woman who turned away with some melancholy.

I have been in the world for more than forty years, but my faith will never die!

Chen Fei silently took out his second-hand mobile phone with a worn screen, clicked a picture, and kept it as a souvenir.

Such famous scenes are his favorite.

"Major Chekov Leonidovich Ivanov, your bonus for this mission and this month's bonus will all be deducted and distributed equally to everyone in the 'True Fragrance' squadron!"

But at this moment, a cold voice came.

Hana Gagel, the new female executive manager who was called a one-eyed old bitch by Big Bear, came to the tarmac at some point and announced new orders.

The pilots of the "Zhenxiang" combat squadron looked at each other.

The next second, everyone cheered.

Chekov was the only one with a sad face, MMP, and suffered a big loss.

The squadron leader's monthly bonus was already more generous than that of the team members, and coupled with the bonus for this combat mission, it was almost equivalent to a whole month's work being wasted.

The team-building plan that the "Zhenxiang" squadron had planned for a long time fell apart in an instant and disappeared into thin air. I am afraid that it will no longer be able to resist the drastic measures of the new executive manager.

I really can't blame other people for being too realistic and blinded by money. If I want to blame, I can only blame Squadron Leader Chekov for not being able to control his bad mouth. He yelled like a bitch and bitched, which offended the executive manager at the top and the executive manager at the bottom. Offended his deputy.

Now that I received a big backpack and a pair of big diapers, and my entire monthly bonus was deducted, I couldn’t blame anyone else at all.

"Tomorrow, a psychological counselor will be sent from the headquarters, and everyone will undergo a psychological investigation. In addition, everyone must remember that our 911 air service base does not have such a mouth."

Manager Hana dropped these words, twisted her waist, and turned around to leave.

All the pilots, including Chen Fei, looked at the big bear squadron leader who was still lying on the ground. Who else could have that broken mouth, but this guy!

"I'm not, I didn't, don't talk nonsense!"

Chekov rolled his eyes and denied it three times.

Believe it or not, if he dares to be careless again, Manager Hana will really kill this big bear!

"I understand, Peanut Butter, you are such a talent!"

"Follow the squadron leader and you will have meat to eat!"

"Thank you, squadron leader, for the reward!"

The pilots of the "Zhenxiang" squadron gave a thumbs up to the big bear crawling up from the ground.

What a man!

Major Chekov is responsible for the extra bonus this month.

Oh! ~

The 897 Air Service Base, which had suffered a huge loss, was crying to the big boss behind it, which was another military contractor, and immediately negotiated with Tianqi Defense Group, the company behind the 911 Air Service Base.

The air support base was bombed, it smelled bad, and more than a dozen people died. Taking into account the losses in equipment and supplies, it is doubtful whether the entire base can be rebuilt, but this barbaric and vulgar message in the communication channel Provocative but intolerable.

The military contractor that suffered heavy losses but was destined to lose its teeth and blood had no way to seek justice for itself in the retaliatory attack on the 897th Air Service Base, so it had no choice but to use this matter to cause trouble with the 911th Air Service Base, more or less Earn less face and come back.

The new female executive manager Hana Gagar is not a vegetarian. She did not give the other party this opportunity at all. She directly denied it, found out that this person was not found, passed the blame to the "three-bouncer" passing by, and disclosed the clear code of the public communication channel. Indeed Anyone can join in.

Even if the other person is more genuine, even if you ask everyone, you probably won't be able to find this accent.

Ding dong!

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The mobile phone’s text message notification sounds come and go.

Chen Fei took out his cell phone and saw that the long-awaited salary had arrived, and the details made him smile.

The bonus promised by Manager Hana was received on the spot, it was true! -