Spoiled Marriage: Big President, Little Sweetheart

This is what he saw in a funny brainteaser book. Shooting a wolf means a pervert, and shooting a ghost means a pervert. He didn't believe the answer given by Mr. Wang next door!

Chi Enen also heard the trap in this brain teaser, and couldn't help but sigh that her baby Chi was really a bad boy.

Li Beijue said without even moving his eyebrows, "Shoot you."

Why doesn't he act according to common sense? Chi Baobao became anxious and shouted, "I'm not on the bridge. There are only wolves and ghosts on the bridge, not me."

"Need me to remind you, when you asked the question, you said you walked on the bridge alone at night after being full?"

"I was talking about you!" Chi Baobao was only five years old after all. Faced with such sophistry, he became even more anxious, "I was talking about you, not me. It was you walking on the bridge alone!" He didn't say anything. When he was full, Mr. Wang next door added more food randomly.

Li Beijue's eagle eyes flashed with a hint of evil, and he put his hands in his pockets when he was free, and said coolly, "I heard it, it's you walking on the bridge alone."

"Me!" Chi Baobao was so angry that he knew Li Beijue did it on purpose, but couldn't find a reason to refute him. He turned around anxiously, angry and depressed, and turned his head to look at the middle-aged man lying beside him. Chi Enen, a gunman, complained, "Woman, he bullied me!"

Chi Enen was at the scene the whole time, and what he saw was that he obviously wanted to harm his father, but his father took care of him instead. She rarely saw the deflated look of the genius pool baby, so she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth and act as a peacemaker, "Okay, okay, let's sleep together tonight." Anyway, they had never slept together as a family of three.

"don't want!"

"don't want."

Say no twice, in unison.

One is Chi Baobao and the other is Li Beijue.

Chi Enen pretended not to hear it and patted Chi Baobao on the back, "If you want to sleep, you have to take a shower first. Come on, Chi Baobao, I will help you take a bath."

Li Beijue's handsome face sank!

This woman is getting bolder and bolder. He even said she didn't want it anymore, but she still dared to ignore him!

Chi Enen not only ignored it, but also ignored it completely. He pushed Chi Baobao into the bathroom of the bedroom, closed the door with a click, and shut out his obviously unhappy eyes.

Then he raised his lips in a good mood, turned on the shower, put it aside to let the hot water come out, found a small chair, sat next to it, and said to Chi Baobao, "You want me to help you take off your clothes?" ?"

"……I will do it myself."

Chi Baobao is already five years old and has already developed a basic awareness of the differences between men and women. Now when Chi Enen helped him take a bath, he already knew it was awkward. I was embarrassed for a long time and didn't take off my clothes. He seemed to think for a moment, then turned to Chi Enen and said, "Woman, I can wash it myself."

"Why?" Chi Enen took the shampoo for bathing and didn't notice his awkwardness.

Chi Jingchen grabbed her clothes, wanting Chi Enen to help her wash them, but felt embarrassed to take off her clothes in front of Chi Enen. She stepped on her left foot and right foot for a long time, holding back a sentence, "Because I have grown up." .”

"You have to take a bath when you grow up. If you don't take a bath, no girl will like you." Chi Enen decisively took off his clothes and pants and asked him to sit in a small basin. Use the shower head to rinse his body, apply fragrant shampoo, and use a small handkerchief to make small bubbles for him.

Chi Baobao raised his head and snorted, "I don't want those noisy creatures to like me."

On the other hand, he narrowed his eyes in instinctive enjoyment and relaxed his body.

He just likes his women to help him take a bath, which is fragrant and comfortable.