Spoiling History: Starting from the Three Kingdoms

〖Kong Ming: The light curtain follows me, and the image is no more than five feet above the ground.

Li Shimin: The light curtain followed the scroll in my hand and placed it in the corner, making it look like the whole wall.

Zhu Yuanzhang: We moved the screen in the palace to protect the queen from the wind. Was it because the queen first saw the difference in this thing? It was called a light screen? 〗

Zhao Kuangyin looked at the light screen above his head and squeezed his sore neck. He was speechless for a moment.

I thought everyone was like this before, but I didn’t expect that everyone in the Han and Tang Dynasties, as well as the Hongwu Emperor known today, could sit or lie down, but I had to look up?

But when it comes to questioning and complaining... there seems to be no place to start. After all, this thing does not seem to be under the control of this reckless young man.

While sighing, the light screen also lit up again. It was obvious that the time for "exchange at the end of the film" had passed.

Zhao Kuangyin was solemn... lying on the chair, intending to see how future generations would evaluate this time.

[Hello, friends, I've been waiting~

For old fans, this link should already be quite clear, so let’s stop talking nonsense.

But before that, I still want to wish all my friends who are approaching the college entrance examination that they can be on the top list and go to their ideal universities~

The UP owner personally likes the three items this time, so we stopped making updates this time and took a vlgo video to unbox them.

After all, I have been making historical videos for so long. Although I have always claimed to be illiterate, I can still recognize most of them now.

If there are any shortcomings, please feel free to enlighten me in the barrage. After all, as we all know, UP is illiterate.

So hold on tight and sit tight, Didi, let’s start the train! 】

Tomorrow, the emperor discovered that what people in the Han and Tang Dynasties called the light curtain in front of him had changed again.

The picture is narrowed, with a lot of black filling on both sides, and a pair of hands can be seen in the middle making gestures along with the words.

"This young man's hands are a bit whiter and tenderer than our girl's."

Zhu Yuanzhang muttered, and then tried to write on it, but there was no response. He no longer had a sense of sluggishness in writing when he was talking to Wuhou and Tang Taizong.

Instead, the brushstrokes passed directly through the painting and landed on the screen below.

Then there was a vague realization in my heart that the conversation time given by this inexplicable thing should have ended, but what was this in front of me?

And the college entrance examination...is it a scientific examination?

But in this scene called vlgo, the young man's movements are very neat.

While taking a pair of quite exquisite gloves from the side and putting them on, he was chatting casually.

[It feels like our session is becoming more and more like a treasure appraisal show, so let’s have a more coordinated attitude this time.

First of all, let’s invite our No. 1 treasure friend. This is a painting. UP recognized it at a glance through the signature:

This is undoubtedly the authentic work of Zhuge Liang from the Han Dynasty! It must have been passed down from ancestors. 】

Zhu Yuanzhang watched the young man put on his gloves, then took a scroll and slowly unfolded it.

The content of the picture is very simple. On the left is Tongguan. You can see the fierce advisers and generals in different clothes standing in the gate. The leader raises his sword and points forward, giving a heroic scene.

The direction facing the sword tip is a simple outline of the rising sun, and below is a long queue of soldiers that cannot be seen to the side.

Those on horseback, those who carry the flag, those who escort the carriage, those who pull the cannon...wait, those who pull the cannon?

Zhu Yuanzhang felt like there was something wrong with this?

[Okay, the grandpas in the audience can see that in Zhuge's painting, the heroes in Tongguan Pass are all graceful and graceful, and the warriors marching below have very reasonable professional divisions.

There are cavalry and shield troops, baggage and artillery. To an illiterate person, the only drawback is that the direction is wrong.

With this peacekeeping artillery, why should we fight against Cao Cao? We can go straight to the west, capture Olympus, and capture Athena alive!

Well, the name of the Peace Keeping Cannon was clearly written in the name of the Zhuge family. It was said that the gunpowder was made by his beloved disciple Jiang Wei who gambled his life. He hoped to use this cannon to bring peace to the Han Dynasty, so he named the Peace Keeping Cannon.

To UP, the only shortcoming is that the name is too plain. It would be better to call it Hanwei He Shenwei Taiping Cannon. I feel that changing the name can increase the power by 5%. 】

At the same time, Zhu Yuanzhang could still see the words floating past, but this time he did not see Wuhou, Huanhou or Tang Taizong among them.

〖It’s so funny, Jiang Wei didn’t take the national defense exam and took the science exam instead, right?

Learning martial arts cannot save a big man (forcing the truth)

I have something that can make the Han Dynasty quiet and bright again!

Hey, don't tell me, Ming Dynasty really has artillery.

But I remember that the original artillery hit rate was very impressive. It requires mathematics to correct and improve the hit rate, but I understand what you said.

The Second Artillery Corps of the Ming Dynasty: It’s over. Mathematics was abolished by Ming Taizu. It’s all over. 〗

Mathematics... arithmetic?

Before Zhu Yuanzhang could finish thinking about it, he heard the young man's voice quickly:

[Okay, thank you Zhuge Liang, a painter in the 19th year of Jian'an, for leaving us a precious scene of the Han army's crusade against Cao's thieves.

Let us wish Prime Minister Cao good luck and hope that a whole body can be preserved, the next one. 】

The scroll was carefully rolled up and put away, and what appeared in it was very familiar to Zhu Yuanzhang:

"Isn't this a fish charm?"

The young man in the light curtain seemed to have heard his voice and said without stopping:

[Yes, some friends may have recognized it, this is a goldfish charm.

Its function is similar to that of the talisman cards of the Han Dynasty. It is used to verify identity and conduct inspections. That's pretty much it.

This thing was popular in the Tang Dynasty. There is a legend that Li Yuan made the fish charm based on the homophony of "Li" and "Carp" in the Tang Dynasty emperor's surname.

However, according to the existing data, the fish symbol was first created in the Sui Dynasty. Li Yuan's Tang Dynasty inherited the Sui system. Then, because his grandfather was called Li Hu, the tiger symbol was abolished and replaced with the fish symbol.

If the illiterate say, you ancient people had a lot of shit to do, avoiding this and that all day long. Since you have to avoid tigers, why not just exterminate tigers.

Fortunately, the Ming Dynasty has long since died. Otherwise, if a young couple is in love and acts coquettishly, and says "big pig's hoof" coquettishly, I'm afraid the Jinyiwei will come down from the sky and take away the nine clans.

And didn't you later make me the ancestor of the Tang Dynasty? Why didn't you think of avoiding Li Er? 】

Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly hissed softly, and felt overwhelmed by the rhythm of the young man's conversation.

But he could not accept the accusations:

"Our Hongwu Emperor is a wise ruler! How could he embarrass the people over such trivial matters!"

"If we are really so incompetent, why don't we just ban the people from raising pigs and make pigs extinct?"

"But...which department is Jinyiwei?"

Fortunately, he was relieved that the words that floated by were reasonable.

〖Don't make a fuss, Lao Zhu is not so outrageous.

+1, if it really happened, Jinyiwei would be very busy, and "Journey to the West" would be the first to be banned.

Don't blame the rumors now, after all, the emperor of the Leopard House really issued a ban on pigs, which is so outrageous, it feels even more ridiculous than "Why not eat meat porridge".

It sounds outrageous, but when you think about it, he is the emperor of the Ming Dynasty, it is normal. 〗

"Is there really such a thing?"

Zhu Yuanzhang gritted his teeth:

"No wonder our Ming Dynasty was destroyed after hundreds of years...Have these descendants forgotten why we started the Ming Dynasty?"

"This matter should also be written into the "Record of Ancestors' Instructions" as a warning!"

Empress Ma hesitated to speak.