Spring and Autumn I Am King

ps: The second chapter is dedicated, tomorrow is the afternoon and evening

The dancers from the state of Qi climbed up from the stage. Because the guards of the two countries blocked them, they could not see their appearance clearly. Until they stepped on the aisle and walked towards the center of the meeting platform, the waves of hilarity quickly spread among the guests. "Le>Wen" Novel www.しm

Confucius and the others took a closer look, but saw that there were more than 20 outstanding dwarfs, dressed in different clothes, disguised as women and men, divided into two teams, and rushed to the front of Qi Hou Lu Hou, they couldn't help but be stunned.

"These dwarfs who advocate excellence are the dance music of the Qi Palace?"

Contrary to the astonishment of the people of Lu, the scholars and officials of Qi did not feel anything wrong. After all, since Duke Huan of Qi, the custom of Qi has been "advocating the excellent dwarfs first, and the wise doctors last". When the current Qihou Chujiu was in power, surrounded and instigated by treacherous officials such as Liang Qiuqi and Chen Heng, and even more so, "the one who loves music is the dog's house, and the one who loves advocates excellent craftsmanship." After the baby died, there was a smog.

So when the advocating dwarfs came forward to play and laugh, a storm of laughter swept over the banquet where the doctors of the state of Qi gathered. Ready for the next performance.

But these ordinary and interesting dance music in the eyes of the monarchs and ministers of Qi made the face of Kong Qiu, who was presiding over the ceremony, sinking.

"The princes of the two countries greet each other here. This is a solemn and solemn occasion. Why would there be a dwarf to make fun of you? It's obviously a mockery of the gentlemen of the two countries. What is there, why don't you disperse them quickly!"

...

It was Zhao Wuxi, his face was reddish from drinking a lot of wine, and he was not angry and arrogant.

The advocating gnomes were silent for a while, but they did not withdraw immediately, because Qi Hou, and Liang Qiuqi and Chen Heng who brought them here have not spoken yet.

The leader of the gnomes is Chunyu Temple. He is five short and three thick, and is a famous advocator in Linzi. He is good at satirizing guests who are disgusted by the host during the banquet, and he has been rewarded many times for this. It was then bought by Chen's and Liangqiu at a high price and cultivated. He became the most entertaining and funny pet in the Qi Palace. He could even enter and leave the palace, and he was also very popular with the little son Tu.

Therefore, when Zhao Wuxi went down to disperse them, the other dwarfs who advocated superiors were about to retreat timidly. They only felt that there was someone on their head, Chunyu Temple boldly raised their heads and looked at the two masters, Liang Qiuqi and Chen Heng. Liang Qiu was a little overwhelmed, while Chen's prince nodded slightly to him. This is a hint, a kind of encouragement, to encourage him to disgrace the people who Qi Hou hates as before.

As a man who seeks a living by his tongue and wit, how could he not know that the most hated by his lord is Zhao Wuxi, who came down to expel them!

So the dwarf Chunyu suddenly laughed exaggeratedly with a shy belly: "Don't be alarmed, nobles, today the two countries have reconciled, and Zhao Xiaosikou of Lu is very happy. This time, he is here to play a funny show with us. The kings of Bo and the two countries laughed happily. Yes, don't take it seriously!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was silent for a while. There was a burst of laughter, which of course couldn't be true, but they were curious about Zhao Wuxi's reaction.

Zhao Wuxi held the sword, motionless.

He stared at the unspeakable dwarf, with a little anger in his dark eyes, but thanked Chen Heng for his assist.

He also caught a glimpse of the expressions of everyone on the stage: Qi Hou was so happy that his face was flushed and he couldn't breathe; Ji Sunsi sat next to him, giggling, and he didn't know what to think in his small eyes; the other doctors of Qi also seemed quite Interested, whispering. Among the crowd sitting on the high platform, only Confucius' face became more and more ugly.

Chunyu Temple tried to provoke Zhao Wuxi. Seeing that the masters did not come forward to stop it, it means that he can continue. Therefore, although he was not even half a person in size, he was more open-minded than a leopard.

"I've heard that Zhao Xiaosi Kou is brave. There is a sword named Shaoyu. Would you like to dance with the villain today?"

As he spoke, he jumped onto the desk, picked up a large fork that pierced the meat, and began to gesture towards Zhao Wuxi's chest with the pointed end, looking very funny.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The laughter of Qi people was about to spread all over Jiagu, and Qi Hou even sprayed out the meat he had just eaten, so he was coughing and gasping for breath. But in the laughter of San Huan from the people of Lu, there was a faint atmosphere of anxiety.

This joke seems a bit too much...

In the state of Lu, who would dare to laugh at Zhao Wuxi in public like this! ? This will definitely lead to serious consequences. The last person who angered Xiao Sikou was Doctor Xugu and his sorcerer. Now one is swallowed alive by flames, and the other has lost his fief and lived in a rough alley in Lu Palace.

How did the dwarf know these things, he could only see that Qi Hou saw Zhao Wuxi being humiliated, and he laughed with joy, and Chen Heng also showed a satisfied smile to him, with his hands in his sleeves, looking like he was watching a good show appearance.

"Xiao Sikou, why haven't you shown your sword yet, is it because you're afraid that you won't be able to beat the villain?" Chunyu temples are getting more and more involved in the drama-because the two countries have not officially reconciled, so the people who boarded the alliance platform did not lift their admiration. Sword, and their guards were standing on both sides, because he was too focused, he didn't even notice the glaring eyes of the soldiers.

Chunyu Temple kept trying to walk towards Zhao Wuxi. Usually in Qi, the guests who were humiliated at this time knew that they were not welcome by the host, and would turn their heads and walk away.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, blood splashed, Chunyu's temples did not react, and he separated!

Zhao Wuxi only had one look, and the warrior Tian Benbian beside him immediately went up and slashed the dwarf with his hand. The head that was the size of an ordinary person was held in his hand, and the short body fell in a pool of blood and twitched!

"The sword of Shaolong, you only drink the blood of the princes and nobles, you are not qualified to advocate the superiority of the dwarf..."

...

"oops!"

At the peaceful banquet, there were swordsmen and blood, and there was a scream of advocacy at the banquet, and they ran everywhere.

Then there was the sound of cups and plates falling to the ground, accompanied by the clattering of the guard's armor.

"Zhao Wuxi, what are you doing!" The doctor of Qi State, Liang Qiu, was the closest to the farce. He trembled with his fingers and did not dare to look at the pool of blood.

Zhao Wuxi proudly looked at the people of Qi and said, "What happened today was obviously designed by the people of Qi to embarrass foreign ministers!"

He then turned his head and shouted to the Marquis of Lu and Confucius, who were guarded by the guards of the state of Lu: "The people of Qi have no sincerity. Before the peace talks, they made an ambush to try to rob the alliance, and at the banquet, they were teased by the excellent dwarfs. It's a child's play! Even humiliating the officials of the state of Lu in court, let's talk about peace today, let's not talk about it!"

Chen Heng fanned the flames on the side of the Qi people: "Ridiculous! The Qi state kindly asked the festive dwarfs to come forward to make people laugh. However, the Lu people did not understand the customs and used swords and weapons. Your Majesty, the Lu people came here with bad intentions, Obviously, I just don’t want to talk about peace, let’s not talk about today’s matter!”

Just now, Zhao Wuxi and Chen Heng, who were so good as brothers with different surnames, were so openly accusing each other on the altar of the alliance. The scene became more and more intense, and the guards of Qilu and Lu came forward to protect their master, the lord, the Qing and the doctor, and the joy between Qilu and Lu disappeared. The two sides have a clear distinction between the left and the right, and the situation has once again turned into a confrontation between the two sides.

Qihou and Ji Sunsi rolled their eyes in anger. By now, the peace talks are over.

However, the confrontation did not evolve into conflict again in the end, because there was still Confucius, the finale of the scale.

"Stop!" He walked to the middle again, his hands in his wide sleeves raised flat, so that everyone stopped the noisy accusations of each other.

Although it is called today's greeting, the affairs over the Qi country are presided over by Liang Qiuqi and Chen Heng, and they have never met him for a while. But at this moment, only Confucius can stabilize the scene, and only what he said can be considered fair.

"Today's matter. First of all, the state of Qi is rude, advocating superior dwarfs not to go to court. This is the etiquette stipulated by the Duke of Zhou, and only the faint-hearted king of the country will do this. Peace talks and alliances are solemn scenes. Le, that is like the humble tares brought on a noble feast, which is not solemn enough, it is an act of humiliation for the guests, and it is also a shame for the monarchs of the two countries! Doctor Liang, do you know what's wrong!?"

Liang Qiu glanced at Qi Hou. Seeing him nodding, he bravely admitted his mistake.

Confucius' accusing eyes turned to Zhao Wuxi again: "But Zhao Xiaosikou shouldn't kill the dwarf in the right place. If the Huimeng is stained with blood, he should admit his mistake!"

Everyone's eyes turned to Zhao Wuxi again.

Is this the rhythm of playing fifty big boards each? Master, master. You've taken great pains to keep the peace talks going, and it's fair enough.

But once, no matter how respectable Mantis is, he won't budge again!

"I'm a small Sikou, I specialize in punishing unlawful and rude things, and a villain who dares to bewitch the princes and humiliate the gentleman, I should be punished for the crime! Uncle Zong is a salute, and I hope that he will be allowed to! If Qi State still has a reconciliation Heart, I hope to allow it! Otherwise, today’s peace talks will end here!”

Zhao Wuxi's words were loud.

"Because a scholar can be killed, but not insulted!"

After saying this, Zhao Wuxi looked around again.

He didn't know which was sweeter: it was the horrified silence of everyone on the stage, the sudden stunnedness that followed, the helplessness on Confucius' face, and the uncontrollable rage on Qihou's face...

After the first cooperation was completed, Chen Heng's little fox-like smile.

...

After all, the Qi people were in the wrong, and Qi Hou finally agreed. In fact, it is just a group of advocating excellence. There are many in the world, but if there is no explanation today, let alone peace talks and covenants, maybe after returning tomorrow, Lu will continue to fight against Qi.

Finally, Ran Qiu came up, with a group of military pawns who were trying to vent their anger.

But those blow bags can't be the culprits, they're just scapegoats.

"Throw them down!"

On the 20-foot-high Huimeng stage, one after another, the crying advocates and dwarfs were caught under the armpits of the strong warriors and threw them directly to the hard ground below. Then, without exception, it stopped abruptly!

Amid the screams ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Chen Heng walked up to him as if nothing had happened, and said lightly, "Zi Tai is really very personable. You can also create opportunities for these ordinary dance music in Qi."

Zhao Wuqi watched as more than 20 people turned into flesh, but he showed indifference. He knew that he had to be ruthless and unfeeling today.

His enemies are still watching, his subordinates are watching silently, and the poisonous snake named Chen Heng is trying to figure out everything about him.

So he said slowly: "Just as the poem says, fighting bluebottles, stopping at Fan, you are a gentleman, and you don't believe in slander. Bluebottles don't bite seamless chickens. It's what Qi people did wrong first, and I can't blame me."

Chen Heng said with a smile: "Today's talks have been twists and turns. It seems that no matter what, Qilu and Lu can only be separated from each other."

The trust between Qilu and Lu is as fragile as a thread. How can it stand up to these repeated toss and turns, and things have come to such a point that the reconciliation of the two sides has faded away.

Zhao Wuxi nodded and said in his heart: "Of course, it's the same relationship as you and me." (To be continued.)