Star Iron Genshin Impact: Mihoyo Live

Seeing Aratake Ichito on the screen, Ichito was a little bit cocky,

[Aratake Ichito: Ahahahaha, as expected, my luck is unbeatable! ]

[Heita: Is this that brat? ]

[Tian Tiezui: Hmm~ In our Liyue terms, this should be called a conspicuous bag~]

[A bystander from Inazuma: This is definitely not one of our Inazuma people! 】

Ichito completely ignored the discussion in the group,

"Hehe, they are just jealous of my good luck!"

Thinking of this, Ichito was proud again,

Standing on the street of Inazuma, with his hands on his waist, he stood there laughing,

And beside Ichito, Jiuqi Shinobu, who was out shopping with him,

Looking at the conspicuous boss himself, feeling the surprised eyes of the surrounding Inazuma people,

Jiuqi Shinobu covered his forehead, trying to reduce his presence,

But this ghost man, plus the green-haired childhood sweetheart next door, that is a very eye-catching existence

Feeling that there seemed to be more and more people around, Jiuqi Shinobu had no choice but to pull Ichito out,

And there was a lot of laughter, and Ichito, who was not prepared at all, was really pulled and staggered,

The laughter was instantly heard After stuffing it back into his stomach, Yidou almost couldn't catch his breath.

After finally running out of the crowd, Yidou finally had the opportunity to ask questions

"I say, A-nin, what's wrong? Why did you suddenly pull me to run?

Did you find that woman, Kujo Tengu?"

After saying that, Yidou looked around, but after looking around, there was no sign of Kujo Sara at all.

This made Yidou even more confused.

"If Kujo Tengu isn't here to arrest me, why are we running?"

'Huh————'

After taking a long breath, Jiuqi Shinobu finally recovered. She was exhausted after running such a long distance with this big man, Yidou.

But after hearing the question from her boss, she was furious again.

I remembered the scene of Yidou with his hands on his hips and laughing wildly again.

Why did you run just now?

Haha, if you don't run, your image will probably be famous in Inazuma soon."

"Then, A-nin, isn't this a good thing? "

After hearing what Yidou said, Jiuqi Shinobu felt a little tired. Why didn't the Aratake Sect have someone who could make him worry-free?

Yidou saw that Jiuqi Shinobu didn't answer him, and he didn't care. He put on that confident look on his face again:

"But it doesn't matter, Shinobu. When I get the reward from that live broadcast room, our Aratake Sect will definitely rise again."

After Yidou finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter. After hearing Yidou's confident words,

Jiqi Shinobu felt even more headache.

"Boss, do you know the answer to this question in the live broadcast room? What if you get it wrong?"

Yidou was a little nonchalant.

"Oh, Shinobu, don't worry. How could I lose such a small matter?

I am the number one fighter in Aratake, the number one in Inazuma Fighting Bug.

Even the nine Tengu can't do anything to me. Answering questions is easy, isn't it?

Ah Shinobi, just wait and see, this time the reward is for sure! ! Hahahaha"

After saying that, Ichidou laughed out loud again,

With confidence on his face, he put his hands on his waist, as if the reward in the live broadcast room had already appeared in front of him

[Kiana: @Mei, Mei, look,

There is Miss Ben, hehe, this live broadcast room is really discerning!]

[Silver Wolf: You are really confident, kid, don't just look at the reward]

For Silver Wolf's words, Chong Chong said she didn't care,

Hehe, with her luck, this kind of question is not a piece of cake, it's easy~

Unlike Kiana's confidence, Mei is wary of the live broadcast room. Who knows if it is another conspiracy of the evil organization?

So, at this moment, Mei did not reply to Kiana as usual. Yana's words,

Instead, she looked at Kiana with a worried look on her face. Now, for the live broadcast room,

They were completely unaware of it and had no information at all.

This time, Kiana was directly selected to answer the question first.

With Kiana's somewhat carefree personality... I'm afraid...

Hey, if the answer is correct, it's okay, rewards and so on,

Mei doesn't care, but at least Kiana will have some guarantee in terms of safety,

But this, if the answer is wrong, the punishment mentioned above,

Who knows what the punishment is like, is it serious?

At this moment, Banya was also looking at Kiana with concern,

But that little face of Sanwu is hard to detect.

[Qingque: Hey, did you choose me? Hey, friend, this is aA big gamble! 】

Luofu Fairyland, Taibu Division,

Fu Xuan looked at the empty library. The Qingque who was supposed to be guarding here had disappeared long ago.

After Fu Xuan made a round of inspection, there was still no sign of a certain Queque.

On his forehead, a "well" character slowly appeared:

'Qingque! ! ! You are absent from work again, don't let me catch you'

The huge voice made the entire Taibu Division seem to tremble three times.

At this moment, Fu Xuan was very angry, very angry, even angrier than being fooled by Jing Yuan.

Originally, she saw that her Queque was chosen for this question, and planned to come over to deduce and discuss with Qingque.

But who knew that this Queque was absent from work again at this critical moment!

"Hoohoo, little Queque, little Queque, don't let me catch you,

Otherwise, your office position will move with me in the future!!"

At this time, Qingque, who was playing cards in Changletian, seemed to feel something.

Qingque suddenly felt a cool feeling on her neck. At the same time, she felt a sense of impending disaster deep in her heart.

Qingque became alert instantly. She was very familiar with this feeling.

Every time Fu Xuan wanted to catch her, she would have this feeling in her heart.

At first, she didn't take it seriously, but after so many experiences, she knew it was definitely right!

But when Qingque looked around, there was no trace of pink from Taibu.

Qingque scratched his head in confusion:

"Hmm~ Could it be that I sensed it wrong this time?

Taibu should not be so idle, and she must not have noticed that I was slacking off."

When he found that Fu Xuan was not around, he breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest.

"Huh~~ I was really scared. I thought it was Master Fu Xuan who found out that I was slacking off and came to catch me."

No matter what the answerer's reaction was now, the answer began to be announced in the live broadcast room.

[First of all, congratulations to Aratake Ito. His answer was A: Klee, congratulations!

Wrong answer. ]

[Randomly draw punishment,

The draw is successful, congratulations, you get a bowl of soda bean juice, you need to drink it within the specified time]

"Soda bean juice: one of the specialties of Xianzhou Luofu,

It is rumored that whenever a foreigner comes to Xianzhou for the first time,

they can't help but go to buy it and taste it carefully."

[March 7: What kind of punishment is this? We know that soda bean juice is a specialty of Xianzhou. We are also planning to taste it when we go to Xianzhou by train next time~

@Live broadcast room, you must have made a mistake, right? ]

[Sunday: March 7, what the lady said makes sense. Is the format of the live broadcast room

a bit out of order and fair? ]

[Tian Tiezui: Yes, bean juice is a good thing, how can it be used as a punishment? 】

Kuki Shinobu looked at the discussion in the group and felt a little headache.

But seeing the increasing number of condemnations, he stood up helplessly.

【Kuki Shinobu: Uh, this reason may be because of our boss.

He is a ghost and has a natural allergy to beans. Once touched, he will have a serious reaction.

This bean juice...enm This is already a very severe punishment for the boss. 】

After hearing Kuki Shinobu's explanation, most people chose to believe it, and some people chose to wait and see.

Unknown~ But it is very scary, so it is better not to be the one who stands out for the time being.

【Mobius: Oh? There is such a magical race.

Is it some kind of Honkai beast that has mutated? I dare not delay this~~

Little white mouse, come to my sister's laboratory and let sister Mobius help you study it~】

As for Mobius' words, Yidou chose to ignore them directly. What made him more concerned now was that he, Aratake Yidou, actually answered wrong!

【Arata Ito: Huh? Are you kidding me? How could I get the answer wrong?

Look, the little girl in red has always been walking in the front. She is the leader of the group.

As the leader, she must be the most powerful among them.

So how could I be wrong? It must be your live broadcast that made a mistake! 】

【Kujo Sara: You deserve it! You are. Arata Ito: Don't resist. Hand over your Eye of God now】

【Arata Ito: Humph~ I won't hand it over! Kujo Tengu, what can you do to me? Slightly~slightly~slightly~】

Ito, who was angry about Kujo Sara's remarks, certainly would not just listen to him obediently.

So he quarreled with Kujo. As for the bean juice in front of him?

Ito said that heI didn't see anything, what bean juice? I, Aralong Yidou, have never seen it!

Humph~ He still doesn't believe it. What if the punishment is not carried out? Can this live broadcast room come to beat me?

And facing Yidou's cheating behavior, the live broadcast room did not indulge him, and directly started the compulsory punishment measures

[Ding, it is detected that the punished person has a strong resistance emotion and refuses to execute the punishment content. The compulsory measures will be started. ]

[Kujo Sara: Oh, it seems that someone is going to suffer~]

In the live broadcast room, the figures of Aralong Yidou and others appeared in the originally black screen.

Yidou, who was a little righteous just now, was holding the bowl of soda bean juice in his hand at this time,

with a look of resistance on his face, but his hand seemed to be completely out of control at this moment,

steadily holding the bowl of bean juice, slowly approaching Yidou's mouth.

Just now, when A Shou, A Huang and others rushed over, looking at Ito's resistant expression,

wanted to go up to help, but found that their whole body was now,

as if every cell was out of control. No matter how they shouted, they couldn't move at all.

In the end, they could only watch their boss helpless in the face of the "bean juice demon".

And Ara Taki Ito was watching the bean juice slowly approaching his mouth.

Feeling the taste of the bean juice and the discomfort from all over his body.

Resistance was written all over his heart and face, but this hand just didn't listen,

and it was still moving towards Ito's mouth at a speed.

And when the bean juice was about to be put into Ito's mouth,

Ara Taki Ito roared:

'I am the best in the world! A mere bean juice can't do anything to me! ! ’

Hearing their boss’ words, the people of the Aratake faction looked at Ichito with expectation,

“This is our boss, the leader of Inazuma, a bowl of bean juice will definitely not do anything to him”

Just when everyone thought that Ichito still had some trump cards,

However, Ichito simply roared, and then quickly fainted. The whole process was smooth without any hesitation~

And Akira and Genta found that after their boss drank the bean juice, their bodies returned to normal.

Without time to feel it, they hurriedly ran forward to support Ichito.

After seeing this scene, Kujo was a little happy,

“Let you fight me! Let you disobey my order! Let you want sumo!

Hehe, why can’t you do it now? If you have the guts, get up? If you have the guts, say sumo again? If you say it, I will agree to you~~”

[Paimon: Is that cowherd okay? 】

Paimon looked at the "cowherd boy" who fainted quickly with a worried look on his face

(In the live broadcast, Ah Chou (Yidu's cow) followed next to Yidou)

[Kyuki Shinobu: Boss... should be fine, but he will probably be unconscious for a long time]

[Mobius: Don't you really want to consider it?

I am very professional, maybe I can cure your boss's allergies~]

[Kyuki Shinobu: Forget it, we are not from the same world, and we can't get along now]

But the fact is, even if it can be done, Kuki Shinobu will not let Yidou cooperate with Mobius to conduct any research,

Who knows if this is a doctor from another world?

If you are unlucky enough to meet the doctor, the pervert he uses,

"Eh........."

Kyuki Shinobu feels sick just thinking about it

And the answer in the live broadcast room was not affected by Yidou, and continued to play

[Ding, Kiana chooses D: Yaoyao, congratulations! Wrong answer! ]

[Drawing punishment rewards, draw successfully, get taste immunity for 3 days]

"Taste immunity, effect: no matter how delicious or unpalatable the food is,

you can't taste it, note: you just lose your taste, everything else is normal."

(If you want to try the time of judgment, enm can only say good luck)

[Kiana: No, I will die if I can't taste the food made by Mei! ]

[Mei: It's not that exaggerated. ]

[Honkai Impact 3: Bronya: Stupid Paramecium]

When the punishment appeared, Mei and Bronya breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

The moment the punishment was drawn just now, the two of them were really heart in their throats.

After all, the appearance of the one called Aratake Ichito after being punished just now is still vivid in my mind, and they are not like such a cute cat like Kiana.

Although Yaya has no expression on her face, it is because of an unexpected experiment.

During the process of getting along with Kiana, she is always happy.The silly partner slowly melted her heart that had gradually turned cold after she became a killer.

Needless to say, Mei had become the most important person to her since Kiana rescued her from the "Endless Abyss".

[Silver Wolf: A bunch of brats, if I were the genius, I would answer the question right in a minute. ] (๑ơ ₃ ơ)

After seeing Silver Wolf's barrage, Qimaomao, who was already worried about not being able to eat Mei's food for the next three days,

became even angrier and directly responded:

[Kiana: Brat, what are you doing?

This time, I was just careless for a moment, and I will definitely not get the answer wrong next time. 】

[Mei: Kiana, that's hindsight] (ノ_＜)

[Silver Wolf: Haha, you are really illiterate]

[Kiana: Hey, you little brat, what are you so proud of? I was just careless for a moment,

If you were to answer the questions, you would definitely not be as good as me! 】

Just as the two continued to bicker, the voice of the live broadcast room sounded again.

[Ding, Qingque chose B Bailu, congratulations! Wrong answer! 】

[Drawing penalty, the draw is successful, congratulations on getting the title of losing every time you gamble (3 days) and the hard work buff (3 days)]

Effect: "Every gamble will lose, including but not limited to mahjong"

[Qingque: No! My life is dark. 】

Looking at this "reward", Qingque felt a little tearful,

Watching the cards that could be won immediately, but the opponent made a gang,

and lost the game of mahjong directly, who understands this feeling! ! !

Qingque was a little crazy at the moment.

When he thought that he couldn't play cards for the next three days,

and he had to work hard, Qingque felt that the sky had fallen down.

"If you don't slack off at work, what's the point of working..."

However, unlike Qingque's despair, Fu Xuan was a little happy at the moment.

He even decided to temporarily cancel the punishment he was going to give Qingque.

[Fu Xuan: Humph, this live broadcast room is also a good thing. Qingque, why don't you come back to work! ! ]

After saying that, Fu Xuan jumped towards Taibu Si, singing: Today is a good day~

With a Biu, a rocket for the pharmacist passed by

[Hu Tao: Wangsheng Hall, limited time discount, buy one get one free, buy two get three free, buy more and get more

One-stop service for playing music and singing, to help you be satisfied before and after death. Book now and enjoy a 30% discount.

Buy now and you can also get a copy of the Youyou Great March made by the hall master himself!

Quantity is limited, first come first served, hurry up and buy it! 】

[Propaganda Department of Interstellar Peace Company: Buy good things at Interstellar Peace Company,

Interstellar Peace Company, a good company in the universe, brings you an excellent shopping experience

Order now and enjoy a 99% discount……………………】

Hu Tao saw that someone in the group was stealing his business, and he was immediately unhappy.

He was ready to pull Zhongli to let him see what it meant to: go! Life! Hall!

However, the most urgent thing is to make Zhongli agree to it.

Little Hutao's eyes turned and she noticed. She took out Zhongli's expense account from somewhere.

"Humph, Zhongli, you are really something. As a guest of Wangsheng Hall,

you actually drink tea and walk your bird every day, and you don't know how to help the hall master at all.

And, Zhongli, look at your bills this month! Hundreds of thousands of this, millions of that.

If this continues, my Wangsheng Hall will really be unable to make ends meet."

Hutao hugged her little chest, with a look of disappointment in her eyes, and looked at Zhongli like that,

trying to use her eyes to evoke the guilt of this old man.

But before Zhongli could answer, a warning came from the live broadcast room.

[Ding, Hu Tao, the publicity department of Interstellar Peace Company has been banned. I have given you a warning.

If you dare to advertise in the live broadcast room again, there will be a punishment~]

After seeing this warning, Zhongli was secretly relieved:

‘From a general rational point of view, you have also seen it, it’s not that I don’t want to help,

but now I can’t advertise anymore. ’

Zhongli had a helpless look on his face.

Hu Tao, however, was dissatisfied with Zhongli’s perfunctory answer. She snorted and walked out.

And judging from the direction, she was probably going to scare Xiangling again.

Watching Hu Tao’s leaving figure, Zhongli felt a headache.

This naughty child of his own was smart since he was young, but he was really naughty.

I guess in all of Liyue, only this girl could think of advertising the coffin.

The screen returned to the live broadcast room.

[Ding, congratulations to Clara for choosing F Qiqi, congratulationsCongratulations! You got it right. 】

(ps: 5500 words long chapter, let me see who dares to say mine is short!!!)