Stars for the good Warhammer

"The Greater Good."

"Great!"

"It is the higher good"

“Waaagh, waaagh!”

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In the ground fortress of Omis Pailon, several Water Caste Tau diplomats were observing the fierce "debate" process between the two envoys and the green-skinned aliens through surveillance. In their view, this was a historically important moment. .

"Tuvam, where did you find these alien creatures? What exactly happened there?"

Facing the inquiry from the Water Caste diplomat, Tuvam, the Tau captain in combat uniform, hesitated for a moment, and then recalled calmly.

"It was at the junction of the southern continent and the jungle. At that time, the orbital defense station observed an object suspected to be a meteor crashing into the planet at high speed. My team and I received an order to investigate. It was later proven that it was these orcs who crashed into the planet. The flying device he was riding on was a modified asteroid fragment."

"Then we encountered these things, and they spoke the Tau language and even claimed to have brought gifts."

Hearing this, he seemed to have thought of something. Another Water Caste diplomat called up a picture from the holographic screen with flashing light spots. What was shown was a crudely installed engine, wrapped all over. The space debris with scrap armor is the flying device that the captain mentioned that the orcs use to cross the planet.

Although the appearance of being wrapped in waste makes it look like a large piece of space junk, according to inspections by Earth Caste engineers, these orcs seem to have used the principle of gravitational slingshots, using extremely limited fuel and rudimentary structures. Using planetary gravity wells to launch oneself from somewhere, I have to say that this is simply a genius idea.

As for the gifts from the orcs? After inspecting the ship, the Earth caste engineers found a large group of ferocious beasts with thick hair in the cabin. The orcs called them hairy squigs, a kind of monster that likes to bite scalps.

These green-skinned aliens will wear them on their skulls to pretend that they have thick hair. Although the bite of this creature is fatal to other races except orcs, the bite of the beast is fatal. People seem to really want to help the titans with their thinning hair problem

After a heated discussion about this strange vehicle, several diplomats looked very excited.

"These orcs may be even more brilliant than we thought!"

A group of green-skinned orcs with certain intelligence, who pay attention to neatness and military appearance. Each member, including the grt followers, wears uniforms stolen from humans and crudely modified with threads, and made of skoog leather. Made boots.

Although judging by the personal hygiene standards of the Tau, these guys are still just a bunch of dirty beasts, and the bulky creations in their hands that are comparable to scrap metal are incomparable with the exquisite products in the hands of the Tau engineers. .

But those Water Caste diplomats obviously don't care about this. They don't expect all races in the galaxy to be as good as the Tau. As a great race destined to unify the galaxy under the guidance of destiny, the Tau certainly have the responsibility and obligation to lead these people. The savage and backward primitive species are moving towards civilization together, towards the road of co-prosperity in the galaxy.

Not to mention, these aliens actually actively proposed to understand the concept of the Greater Good. This alone is enough to prove that these aliens are different from their unreasonable and barbaric brethren, and they are an outstanding group of people who can hope to receive enlightenment.

For the Water Caste diplomats, this is simply great news. In their view, no matter how strange their appearance is, all aliens are qualified to bask in the glory of the Greater Good.

Based on this concept, the Tau have even tried many times to promote the concept of the Greater Good to the Chaos Marauders wandering the galaxy and even the Tyranids, although this has not had any obvious effect so far.

However, contrary to the optimistic attitude of the Water Caste diplomats, as experienced soldiers who had fought against the orcs, the Tau warriors present had completely opposite views on these green-skinned aliens.

Although this sounds a bit unbelievable, in the eyes of the Fire Caste warriors, these greenskins barking in front of the envoy seemed to be deliberately pretending to be crazy, and their seemingly clear and sincere little eyes seemed to be hiding something. There are some big, big secrets.

On the other side, inside the reception room.

Two volunteered Tau representatives were sitting face to face with the Orc envoys at the negotiating table, trying to figure out the true thoughts of these green-skinned aliens.

However, in the face of the strange mouth habits and funny accents of several orc envoys, although they have been listening and talking patiently, and have repeatedly explained to each other the concept of the Greater Good, the conversation has never been able to achieve substantive results. progress, which made them feel very frustrated.

"Listen, what I'm going to say next is very important."

Not long after, he seemed to be dissatisfied with the current situation, and one of the orcs wearing a big-brimmed hat suddenly interrupted the boring speeches of the representatives.

"Our boss plans to build his own war satellite here to hold a super cool waaagh, but there are too many shrimps around to cause trouble, so the boss suggested that we join forces! Go clean it up Those troublesome little things!”

Seeing that the negotiations had made new progress, the two Tau representatives present suddenly became interested.

"So you mean you want to form an alliance with us?"

In response, the burly green beast did not deny it, but just smiled with a rough voice.

"That's right, but our boss is worried that you noseless ones won't be able to survive the coming battle."

At the same time, the farts on the side who were waving small colorful flags and acting as the atmosphere group also laughed in agreement, and kept chirping about "no nose", seeming to be mocking the two Tau tribe present. member.

However, the two Tau diplomats present were obviously full of confidence in Omis Pailon's defense. Faced with the doubts from the orc representatives, one of the young diplomats responded in a firm tone.

"Our Fire Warriors are confident in protecting our home world from infringement. If your clan is willing to work hard to achieve the Greater Good, then of course we welcome an alliance with your leader to jointly end the chaos in the Vigilance Sector. And let more races join the family of the Greater Good."

However, upon hearing this, the green-skinned beast wearing a big-brimmed hat laughed even louder.

"But your planet has become the territory of those tin men. They are sleeping under your butts, waiting to emerge from the ground to give you a big fight at any time. But you noseless smurfs have no clue. Didn’t notice that either.”

Having said that, after crushing a certain fart beside him who laughed too loudly with his boot, the beast bared its fangs and gave a meaningful smile to the two Tau representatives who were stunned on the spot.

"But don't worry, our boss said, we will help you solve those iron knots."

"I believe we will be able to cooperate very happily."