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The main character on the stage took his seat, Cheng Shuo finally occupying the center position.

He actually likes the position of director very much, mainly because he is close enough to the stage.

Sitting on the left was Jing Tian, ​​who was smiling broadly, while Yang Mi, sitting on the right, had a straight face.

"You should smile more."

On such a happy day, Yang Mi looked mournful, which was indeed very embarrassing.

Yang Mi rolled her eyes at him, "If it were anyone else, I might just pretend."

"It's started, it's started."

Seeing that Cheng Shuo kept interacting with Yang Mi, Jing Tian quickly grabbed his arm and reminded him.

The lights in the venue were turned off, and the screen slowly illuminated.

Unlike most movies, this film has no opening foreshadowing. The faces of Jing Tian and Lin Gengxin are directly in front of the camera.

The two argued quite fiercely, their lines were quite slobbery, and their performances were quite immature.

Jing Tian's expression tightened. She knew that her performance at the time was not very good, but on the big screen, she was so bad.

When she pricked up her ears, she could even hear the swishing sound caused by the media behind her writing on paper.

You don't have to think twice to know that they are criticizing their own performance.

On the big screen, Cheng Shuo was already in the picture, bossing the two of them around in an impatient tone.

After some venting, he put his whole face in front of the camera and pointed out the main theme of the film.

Don't stop the camera!

The media people held the tip of their pen in their mouths and thought endlessly. They really didn't know how to write.

Different from other movies, when they watch the movie "Guoshi" and "Little Steel Pao", they try to be as provocative as possible to attract attention.

But in "The Cameras Don't Stop", they tried their best to find the highlights.

Cheng Shuo's fans are really terrible. Although he can catch everyone's attention in one dark episode, if he doesn't have a single good point and criticizes the whole story, he will inevitably be opposed by his fans.

After pondering for a long time, most of the film critics wrote phrases such as "strong conflict" and "strong sense of substitution" in their notebooks.

The plot is indeed similar to that of "Far Cry". It is also a survival challenge posed by the TV station, it is also a blizzard villa mode where you cannot leave the island, and it is also a sudden and inexplicable crisis.

However, compared to "Far Cry", "Camera Don't Stop" is even more poorly done.

This kind of clumsiness is not only the abrupt portrayal of conflict in the script, but also the entire film is filled with a sense of inferiority.

The most unbearable thing is that the cameraman seems to have Parkinson's disease. The whole camera shake makes his eyes dizzy. I wish I could take two motion sickness pills to relieve it.

In the blink of an eye, Yang Mi appeared on the big screen.

But the words that came out of his mouth were very incomprehensible.

"You are all actors."

"What a coincidence, I also want to be a singer."

What's the coincidence?

The audience in the audience was confused. Is it necessary to put this line in the movie? It was purely for time.

Some professional film critics also scratched their heads. After much thinking, they could only confirm the previous joke about Yang Mi's bad singing, which had no connection with the plot at all.

The pacing is slow, the plot is blunt, the acting is poor, the filming is low-level, and the camera shakes made them vomit.

After holding on for a few more minutes, the crisis finally emerged. The dubbing artist from the crew stumbled into the scene, and then there was a chase scene.

In the chase scene, they did not use traditional drum beats to enhance the rhythm.

Instead, the suona was used, which created a tense atmosphere, but was broken by the background music that sounded like Zhu Bajie was carrying his wife on his back.

They can tolerate it this way, after all, many of these film critics have collaborated with Sugar Man.

I can write two sentences with novel ideas without any conscience, and use traditional instruments as background music.

However, at the climax of the plot, the background music suddenly stopped again, and the entire film was filled with Jing Tian's screams, making the audience sit on pins and needles.

Jing Tian, ​​who was watching the movie, also blushed. She was so happy that she couldn't control her emotions at all.

The excitement she had felt at the beginning of watching the movie had faded away. She originally thought that her performance could be somewhat restored due to Cheng Shuo's uncanny editing.

Looking at her now, all her shortcomings are clearly displayed in front of everyone.

Yang Mi no longer kept a straight face, but smiled happily.

She leaned forward slightly. Compared to the solemn faces of the others, she was completely immersed in the ragged plot.

Okay, okay! Finally let me catch your Cheng Shuo pigtails.

I thought you were all-powerful, even if you were making movies.

The faces of the audience in the audience were all different, and they all looked unhappy, because a big hand appeared on the big screen, holding a cloth and wiping the blood on the lens.

Is this obviously a filming accident? Isn't it possible that such an obvious cross-dressing was not edited out?

Does Cheng Shuo really want to let the audience watch such a bad movie just for the sake of one scene?

This is simply perfunctory.

At this time, even Cheng Shuo's fans were restless and even began to think about how to clear Cheng Shuo's name after the movie was released.

After a sickening shake, the camera gave a bird's-eye view, and the words "End of the Play" appeared on the screen.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, they finally ended this painful torture.

However, just after a moment of rejoicing, those film critics suddenly came back to their senses.

No, only half an hour has passed. Although bombarded by this vulgar plot, this half hour seems extremely long.

But this is a movie after all, and it can't be adapted to the big screen in half an hour.

Sure enough, after the play ends, the movie is not over yet.

The scene changed to an empty conference room. In front of the camera, Cheng Shuo was on the phone and tearing his hair in frustration.

He was pacing back and forth in front of the camera, his impatience evident in his words.

"What? Hu Ge ran away? Where can I find an actor in such a short time?"

"What? The script hasn't been written yet? Filming starts tomorrow and now you're saying there's no script?"

"What? The funds haven't been received yet. I only have 200,000 yuan on hand now!"

"What? The sound effects, lighting, extras, and photographers are all on strike? I'm on the island now, how can I find someone at this time?"

...

After a series of collapses, the audience suddenly realized that it was a play within a play.

Then there are reasons why he followed the script setting of "Far Cry", the shooting techniques were immature, and the actors performed poorly.

There was no script, the photographers went on strike, and the actors ran away. This crew was really in trouble.

This episode is much more interesting than the previous 30 minutes. Cheng Shuo can make everyone smile just by acting out the scene of collapse.

So, the first thirty minutes are just an appetizer, and the plot after that is the main film?

The sleepy audience who had just watched the movie cheered up again, and everyone was curious about how Cheng Shuo would end.

Yang Mi, who was secretly happy, also frowned, and a bad premonition rose in her heart.

Turning around, Cheng Shuo was still staring at the screen intently.

His mood has not changed much since the broadcast.

Doesn't he have a back-up plan?

Isn’t it true that the behind-the-scenes footage is the main feature?

After looking at it calmly, Yang Mi slowly breathed a sigh of relief. At least so far, the plot was still under control.

Cheng Shuo is a good recruiter and a team player.

Compared with the first thirty minutes of the plot, this section is Cheng Shuo's main stage.

With him as the rhythm controller, at least there is nothing to fault in the performance.

She also knew the background of the shooting, which was to collect and edit the scenes prepared before the shooting, so there were no traces of acting on anyone else.

This section is interspersed with several laughs, such as the section where second-hand roses are invited, and the section where Cheng Shuo reads the plot of "Far Cry".

However, the on-site response was not very good. After all, the plot of this movie still makes everyone feel a little confused.

The photographer is an alcoholic, the script is shoddy, the actors have no acting skills, the sound engineer is a member of Second Hand Rose, and the only musical instrument he knows is the suona.

Everyone looked at it in confusion, but Yang Mi felt something was wrong.

The characteristics of these people are so distinct that they seem to form some faint highlights, and there is only one thread to tie them all together.

After another thirty minutes of preparation, the entire Caotai team was finally established.

If the first thirty minutes are boring, then the plot in these thirty minutes can only be said to be slightly improved.

Even if the subsequent plot maintains this level, this movie will still be classified as a bad movie.

Yang Mi glanced sideways at Cheng Shuo, sighing secretly that one person is not omnipotent after all.

Then he patted his forehead again, what was I thinking?

Why does it seem that he has become a saint in his own mind and must achieve success in every line of work?

This idea is wrong, he must have some shortcomings. Seeing now, she is very sure that the director Cheng Shuo will never be able to control him.

The plot advanced again, and the content of the first thirty minutes was replayed.

But this time the perspective is very different, it is another camera filming the behind-the-scenes story.

This perspective is so strange that the audience suddenly wakes up.

Their curiosity has been aroused. After experiencing the previous foreshadowing, they are very curious about what happened behind the scenes that made the story so clumsy.

"I repeat, no cameras..."

Cheng Shuo in the picture grabbed the camera by the collar halfway through his words and kept twitching his nose.

"Have you been drinking?"

He asked this, and the audience suddenly smiled knowingly.

As explained in the previous plot, this photographer is addicted to alcohol. Cheng Shuo has repeatedly told him not to drink while shooting, but he is still drunk and blurred.

"Don't worry, director, it will definitely not affect the filming."

What he said was true, but after hitting the board, he couldn't even walk in a straight line.

When I thought about the camera shaking like motion sickness in the first scene, sporadic laughter erupted from the audience.

The plot at the beginning is basically the same as what was shown before. However, before Yang Mi appears on the scene, the camera cuts to Cheng Shuo.

"Director! Sorry, there's not enough time!"

Cheng Shuo was so shocked that he almost fell off his chair, "Hurry, let them delay."

Immediately afterwards, the audience saw the very simple operation of the crew.

Next to the drunken photographer, the steward who had just finished the work was holding a sign with a few big words on it: "The time is not long enough, please delay."

When the three of them caught a glimpse of the sign, their eyes instantly zoomed in. They didn't expect that the crew would actually do this.

This expression was so real that it made the audience burst into laughter.

"Um...I'm an actor."

"I also want to be a singer."

"coincidence..."

It was still the same lines, but this time it was presented with a sense of drama, and the laughter kept rising again and again.

They were having a lively performance when the camera cut to Cheng Shuo who was taking some time to smoke outside the door.

He was hugging the sound effects engineer and said kindly: "When you come on stage later, try to look as embarrassed as possible."

"I'm not very good at."

"It's okay, I'll help you."

Cheng Shuo raised his big foot and kicked him into the camera.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter. In the previous plot, this character's appearance was quite sudden, without any foreshadowing, and his appearance was very strange.

At the time, I thought it was a shooting error, but I didn't expect there was a story behind it.

Surprises followed one after another, and the clumsiness and cheating in the first thirty minutes were all explained from then on.

The sound effects engineer who fell to the ground made a guest appearance and also contributed background music.

The protagonist's team in front ran hard, and he followed behind them and played the suona hard.

He really didn't have enough energy, so he ran and played the suona, and his face turned red.

Finally, he stirred garlic under his feet and fell straight to the ground.

Film critics suddenly realized that no wonder there was no background music at the climax of the plot. It turned out that the diligent sound effects engineer had stopped working.

Seeing this, one by one the film critics crossed out everything they had written before.

They can't wait for the next surprise the movie will bring.

The ketchup that was used as a blood bag squirted onto the lens because of the angle, and the photographer had to reach out and wipe it off.

The photographer fell to the ground drunk, and Cheng Shuo had to lift the camera to continue filming. He had a cigarette butt in his mouth, and the smoke covered the lens.

The sound engineer had a stomachache and could barely keep up with the actions of the protagonist group with his legs folded, causing the volume to become louder and lower.

The rocker arm broke, and everyone had to set up a ladder to capture the overhead view of the final scene.

...

No one in the entire crew made a mistake, but the audience still couldn't get enough of it.

Everything is unraveled, and the last thirty minutes of footage turn all the previous decay into magic.

Mistakes and cheating have all turned into subtle points of laughter. Every time the behind-the-scenes operation is decrypted, the scene will continue to laugh.

The end credits appeared, and there really was no follow-up this time.

But everyone still felt that the story was not finished. The story that had been laid out for an hour was overwhelmed by the interpretation in the last thirty minutes.

Yang Mi clapped dryly until the screen went dark and the lights came back on, still looking dull.

She really didn't expect Cheng Shuo's ideas to be so wild and unconstrained.

He simply used the idea of ​​expressing desire first and then suppressing it to the extreme. An hour of boring shots, after being arranged and combined, actually showed this effect.

Her applause seemed very inconspicuous among the crowd.

But compared with everyone's joy, her dull expression revealing helplessness was very conspicuous.

When the movie ends, it feels like everything is back to where it started.

Jing Tian still smiled, and Yang Mi still had a straight face.

What was slightly different was the reaction of the audience.

They applauded vigorously one by one, the lights turned on again, and the cheers started.

Yang Mi looked at Cheng Shuo who stood up. The lights in the entire venue seemed to focus on him, forming a halo around him.

It was so bright that Yang Mi narrowed her eyes unconsciously.

I take back what I just said, there are really people who are all-rounders.

He is good at singing, martial arts, acting, directing, and composing. She even now thinks that Cheng Shuo can build an atomic bomb...

The only thing that doesn't work is that Cheng Shuo can't have children.

Give birth?

Yang Mi tilted her head, feeling that the term sounded familiar...