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Chapter 488: Airtight Shark Skin
In the end, Mo Qianqian couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "Liu Zide, it's really impossible, you can go to the convenience store and buy a diaper! If this continues, when will you be able to reach Moyang City?"
Liu Zide: "..."
He couldn't tell the pain in his heart, he couldn't bear it, he couldn't confess that he used shark skin to make underwear, could he? Wouldn't that be a fool in the eyes of others?
"No, no, it's almost there."
…
Just when Mo Qianqian endured it to the extreme, Liu Zide finally drove down along the entrance of the Moyang City Expressway.
After getting off the highway, Liu Zide hit several red lights in a row, and hurried back to Moyang City all the way.
Li Yunpeng had a rare leisure today, he was tending flowers and plants with Lao Fang in the courtyard.
Creak——!
There was a sudden sound of brakes.
Li Yunpeng turned his head to see that Liu Zide jumped out of the car and ran straight to the palace, "Brother Peng, come quickly!"
Li Yunpeng was a little confused, butt on fire? He looked at Mo Qianqian again, with an embarrassed expression and a livid face.
"My lord, please allow my subordinates to report to you about the mission later."
Li Yunpeng waved his hand to indicate yes, Mo Qianqian pulled the suitcase and went back to her room angrily.
"What's the situation?" Li Yunpeng glanced at Lao Fang and asked.
Lao Fang smiled and said, "My lord, it's probably 100%, it's Dezi who did something weird again."
Li Yunpeng was right when he thought about it, he handed the tools in his hand to Lao Fang, and went back to the palace, wanting to see what Liu Zide told him to do.
In the master's study, Li Yunpeng just opened the door and came in, and was startled.
"Put on your pants for me!"
Liu Zide cried, "Brother Peng, quickly find me a pair of underwear, I'm so hot that I'm going to explode!"
Li Yunpeng was speechless, turned around and asked a waiter to prepare a new pair of underwear for delivery.
A few minutes later, when Li Yunpeng entered the study again, Liu Zide was already fully dressed and slumped on the sofa.
"Tell me, what's the situation?" Li Yunpeng asked.
The corner of Liu Zide's mouth twitched, and he slowly narrated what happened along the way, which made Li Yunpeng's heart skip a beat.
The girl was smashed down by fishing, and the aliens attacked the island. The most annoying thing is that they use shark skin to make underwear and breathe once every 20 minutes!
"You!" Li Yunpeng was so angry that he was speechless, "Why do you want me to say hello?"
Liu Zide cried, "Brother Peng, don't say anything, you take my sharkskin underwear and go explain to Qianqian, brother, my lower body, oh no! The happiness of the second half of life will be gone... .”
"Fuck, fuck, you deserve to be single for the rest of your life. If you can find a wife, you're really blind!" Li Yunpeng scolded.
Liu Zide didn't dare to make a sound, who knew this stuff, it's airtight, it feels soft and slippery, isn't it just a good material?
Li Yunpeng scolded and vented his anger, but the gang had to help, otherwise Dezizhen might have to stay single forever. After all, a blind girl like Mo Qianqian is not so easy to find.
"I'm angry when I see you, sit here, and I'll talk to Qianqian."
Liu Zide was overjoyed, "Brother Peng, aren't you wearing sharkskin underwear?"
Li Yunpeng was furious, "I want to stuff this damn sharkskin underwear in your mouth!"
Liu Zide shrank his neck, not daring to say anything.
Li Yunpeng walked out, and before closing the door, he said, "Hurry up and throw your thing away."
"Oh, I see."
…
"What's the matter?" Li Yunpeng shook his head, and asked Wang Shiyan to go to Mo Qianqian's residence together.
"My lord, hello madam." Mo Qianqian bowed and saluted.
Although she chatted with Wang Shiyan in private, as long as Li Yunpeng was present, the manner of addressing them was very formal, which was a kind of respect for the emperor of the empire.
"Ahem...Qianqian...this... let Shiyan tell you." Li Yunpeng pondered for a long time, but finally he didn't have the nerve to speak.
Wang Shiyan pulled Mo Qianqian to sit down, and said: "Qianqian, Dezi... he is fine. Didn't you catch a shark at sea? He secretly made a pair of underwear out of shark skin and put it on, so It caused the embarrassment of returning home, don't take it to heart."
Pooh!
Mo Qianqian covered her mouth and couldn't help laughing, "Sister Shiyan, of course I know he won't have any problems with his body, what's the problem with a sixth-level peak evolutionary, but if you don't tell me, I really don't know it's because of this , ha ha ha ha ha..."
Seeing that the misunderstanding was resolved, the atmosphere began to relax.
"Hey, my brother is a weirdo. He's pretty good. Ren Xiao is the one who is always on the verge of death." Li Yunpeng said.
Ren Xiao, who was investigating information in the hinterland of the zombie-occupied area in Guidu Province, suddenly sneezed, then quickly covered his mouth, thinking, who the hell is talking about me? Almost exposed.
…
After Li Yunpeng returned to the study, Liu Zide expressed admiration, "Brother Peng, you are the best, how did you manage it?"
"You don't understand even if I say it, let's talk about the encounter with the two aliens from the South Gate on the islands and reefs of the South China Sea."
"Oh." Mentioning this, Liu Zide regained his energy, "At that time I saw Qianqian was in a critical condition, and I thought, isn't this a good opportunity for a hero to save the beauty? So I took the hammer
I went up, it was a child with a hammer, crackling..."
Li Yunpeng's brain hurt when he heard it, "Stop, stop, I didn't ask you to brag, I was asking why there were two aliens from the South Gate, and did you find anything special?"
Liu Zide was taken aback, and the movement of baring his teeth and claws stopped in mid-air, "Ah? Special, special discovery? No? At that time, I was just pretending to be aggressive..."
Li Yunpeng covered his forehead with one hand, and pointed out the door with the other.
"roll!"
Liu Zide looked confused, "What's the matter? If you say turn your back on it, turn it on?"
"Get out of labor! Get out! Get out!" Li Yunpeng roared.
"Okay, okay, Brother Peng, don't get excited." Liu Zide grabbed the sharkskin underwear and ran away without a trace.
Li Yunpeng calmed down, and shouted: "Li Dun, bring me the information from the Military Intelligence Bureau about the appearance of the Nanmen II aliens on the islands and reefs of the South China Sea."
"yes!"
Li Yunpeng carefully checked the files of the Military Intelligence Bureau. When Liu Zide submitted the information, the Military Intelligence Bureau immediately launched an investigation, but when they arrived at the islands and reefs in the South China Sea, there was no one there. Even the aliens and exoskeleton armor killed by Liu Zide, have all disappeared.
The underground bunker dug out on the island was also empty, and it was really no different from what Liu Zide said, and nothing special was found.
Li Yunpeng frowned and thought, when the war between the Moyang Empire, the Blue Dragon Empire, and the Eastern Sun Empire stopped, the two aliens from the South Gate must be the most anxious, isn't it? These bastards who are hiding, are they going to start messing around again?
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