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Chapter 226 Use X health care products to save all sentient beings

"A huge magic wave was detected, located 1 kilometer to the right, and was determined to be a meteor shower - the Executor will be attacked by the air in 50 seconds."

On the 3D holographic command platform in front of Vader, the palm-sized artificial intelligence Luna stood on it and made a report in a leisurely manner. Then, as she reached out and pulled towards the right side of the scarab model of the same height next to her, there was The terrain screen is quickly zoomed in.

On a high ground surrounded by virtual woods, several guys wrapped in robes stood there in a circle, with a spellcaster in the middle covered by a blue transparent shield. The source of magic power came from What came from him was that the other party was performing a forbidden spell ritual, and the blue magic shield covering it looked quite solid.

"Open the No. 55 special missile launch bay." Vader, who was sitting on the throne, casually ordered.

"EMP is online, please give the order, Commander."

ElectroMagnetic Pulse=EMP means electromagnetic pulse

Psychic Force Pulse =PFP means psychic pulse

Since everyone is familiar with EMP, it is still called electromagnetic pulse here.

"emission."

Following Vader's order, one of the launch hatches on the back of the Scarab opened, and an ordinary cruise missile sprang out, rose up, turned a corner in mid-air, and then headed straight towards the Great Curse 1 kilometer away. Rush to the magician.

A few seconds later, the missile reached the sky above several people, and then exploded with a crash.

nothing happened

The apocalyptic scene like the previous use of cluster bombs did not happen. After the EMP exploded, the only effect was just to generate a circle of strong winds starting from the center of the explosion and spreading rapidly in all directions.

Wherever this strong wind passed, the leaves, flowers and plants all swayed violently in one direction, and then returned to their original shape, and there was nothing else.

but

As the strong wind swept over the conjurers, everyone was stunned, and then looked down at their hands blankly, looking quite shocked and incomprehensible.

What made them most unbelievable was that the blue magic shield produced by the big man in the middle when he cast the forbidden spell shattered like glass and disappeared when it encountered the strong wind. .

At this time, all the mages were dumbfounded, and the boss was so shocked that he started dancing like a monkey.

what happened? I can no longer sense my bottomless power!

The forbidden spell suddenly disappeared in the middle of casting? ! How can it be?

ah! My king's power! ! !

Everyone lost their minds in astonishment, and finally stared blankly at the outline of the scarab in front of them - a magician without magic, worse than a dog.

In the realm hall

Lott looked at the several spellcasters in the picture who looked lost after losing their magic power, and then looked at the black warrior who was calm and composed at the throne again.

"Luna, open launch bays 21, 22, and 23 and bomb him for me."

"Wait a minute Vader!"

Lott quickly stopped the Black Warrior who was in a state of excitement. To be honest, the distance was less than 1 kilometer, and he could hit it with the heavy howitzer on the back of the beetle. This guy always used cruise missiles. He even fired three of them at a time. , I really don’t know how expensive firewood and rice are when I’m not a householder.

After hearing Lott's order, the Black Warrior reached out and pressed towards the artificial intelligence that was about to take action, then turned his head and looked at Lott strangely.

Lott looked at the camera, his expression as calm as possible, thinking quickly in his mind, and finally said solemnly: "Well, I need them alive, let them go back with today's information, and then we will see each other's next move."

When Wei Da heard this, he suddenly said:

"Oh~~ In that case, two situations will occur:

One, they will bring more troops over

Second, their lord will send someone to contact us

If it's the former, we can continue to use missiles to vaporize it, but what you prefer is the latter, right? "

"Yes." Lott nodded with satisfaction. Although Vader was a little reckless, he had a good head for analyzing the situation. "Population is the source of energy for us. If we can do it, try not to move. Peace will make money. Don't waste money." Outside the main push door.”

"As expected of the faith we follow, I am worthy of being the great lord."

Bang bang bang~~

Immediately after Vida's flattery was finished, Maria, who was sitting next to Lott, immediately clapped her hands gently towards him - it felt like this had almost become her instinctive reaction.

Lott looked at them with a forced smile, and suddenly felt like he was surrounded by kindergarten children.

"Then what are you going to do with them next?" Vader put the battlefield scene outside the scarab in front of Lott's lens.

In the battlefield at this time, the original smoke and war seemed to have become a passing cloud. The scarab was surrounded by human soldiers from both sides. Each of them was looking up at the super giant holographic advertising screen hanging from the large airship.

It’s hard to imagine that they were still trying their best to kill each other before, but now they are gathered together because of the same thing and the same belief. Everyone looks up and stares at the advertisement above.

When this kind of scene appeared, Lott could only remember that on Earth in the past, during World War I, there was a similar scene where soldiers from the two opposing countries gathered together to play football and celebrate festivals. History said:

Christmas Truce

But now it should be changed to ‘X Health Products Truce’ to be more accurate.

The artificial intelligence installed in the big airship was effective in reading Shenbao advertisements, and immediately took out all the advertisements about X health care products and played them non-stop.

There are airplane cups, condoms, vibrators, kidney treasures, aphrodisiacs, and even inflatable dolls.

Now, even more people gathered.

I have to mention the inflatable doll here. This thing was first proposed by a sage who had not been out for a long time, and then quickly attracted 99% investment sponsorship from 'Feiyi Technology'. When the first batch of products were put on the market After taking it, the response was enthusiastic. At this point, the homely sage who originally had nothing immediately reached the pinnacle of his life.

However, the day after this thing was launched, it was quickly boycotted by everyone in Happy Street, saying that this thing would take away their jobs.

Finally, the Mimic Demon Familia in charge of the market came forward and said that these were prepared for the frontline soldiers, that is to say, they were used for export and would not compete with them for business. At this point, the matter was settled.

"Are you still tossing and turning because of loneliness every night?"

"Are you still itching to be far away from your wife?"

"Now, don't be afraid! The Feiyi brand inflatable doll will relieve you of every lonely night. It allows soldiers to go into battle lightly and avoid all worries! You can use it like this, you can use it like this, and you can use it like this, No matter how you use it, it’s all stylish!”

"Oh~~" The advertisement above was playing loudly, and the crowd below raised their necks and kept exclaiming in surprise.

"Then how can we buy it?" At this time, a soldier in the crowd asked loudly towards the holographic image above.

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