Start as an Emergency Physician

The circumcision of the circumcision yourself was discovered?!

Zhou Yuan instantly understood what this group of people wanted to do.

The last time I had hemorrhoids surgery, since the news spread that I could repair the presidential suite, the entire anorectal department came to watch.

Zhihui, who was lying on the hospital bed, was stared at by a bunch of big men, and he was exposed under the shadowless lamp.

In the next few cases, the people in the anorectal department all came to be assistants, and the ocean that originally acted as a helper was squeezed out, if it weren't for the anesthesiologists who were specially trained, they couldn't be replaced, I'm afraid that the doctors of the anorectal department would replace the anesthesiologist as well.

Zhou Yuan stared at the hemorrhoids for a long time, and felt that the first assistant next to him had clear eyebrows.

So much so that I didn't have much fun eating eggs, mung beans, and round things for the next few days.

Right now...... Is it the turn of eating something like banana sausage to start getting nauseous?

Zhou Yuan fell into deep contemplation.

The doctors of the urology department surrounded him, and one of them grabbed a part of Zhou Yuan.

"Doctor Zhou, I have a patient, cut mine!"

"Mine! cut mine, mine I checked, it looks good, it must be very comfortable to cut!"

Zhang Ling blushed when he heard this, and immediately ran away.

"You have no conscience..."Zhou Yuan looked at Zhang Ling who was far away and scolded.

"Hey, hey..."

The doctors burst out laughing.

Soon, Zhou Yuan was taken to the Department of Urology again.

Zhang Ling and Lin Wen watched Zhou Yuan being hugged away from the nurse's desk in the emergency department hall, and they felt distressed.

"Unexpectedly, the most patients in our department are not the three directors, it is Zhou Yuan..."Lin Wen sighed.

Zhang Ling's eyes straightened: "I don't think Zhou Yuan is powerful! If I am a man, I also want to find... Ahh

Zhang Ling quickly patted his face and returned to work.

The Department of Urology is indeed the Foreskin Prince's Clinic, with a ward dedicated to circumcision.

Of course, urology is more than just circumcision.

Urinary stones, complex kidney stones, kidney and bladder tumors, prostate diseases, etc., as long as they are related to the urinary system, can be done.

It's just that some people are biased against urology.

"Zhang Deshuai, come here, it's time for you to be circumcised!" shouted a doctor in the urology department.

A teenage boy jumped up and, in the posture of a big brother, limped and walked arrogantly to the ward.

I saw five or six doctors standing in the ward, all staring at him with dangerous smiles.

"So many doctors, I... Is it going to be diced?"

After thinking for a while, Zhang Deshuai asked.

Zhou Yuan walked out from behind the curtain, put on rubber gloves, and said, "Don't worry, they are here to observe, I will operate on you." "

Zhang Deshuai obediently lay down.

"Will it get bigger after cutting?" asked Zhang Deshuai.

Zhou Yuan: "Take off your pants and I'll take a look."

Zhang Deshuai quickly took it off and consciously lay down on the bed.

Zhou Yuan looked at it for a while, a little surprised. "I've seen you for so long..."

Zhang Deshuai smiled: "It's long, the toughness is good, it's the same as ramen, I often play with it!"

Zhou Yuan: "..."

The urologist in the back touched his stomach: "I'm really a little hungry, I have liver surgery today, and I haven't had time to eat at noon, or... Eating ramen at night?"

"I thought I could, so let's eat ramen. "

Zhou Yuan was silent.

"I'll do the cleansing first, then the anesthesia..."

Saying that, Zhou Yuan threw himself into the operation and stopped talking.

The doctors in the back also quieted down, staring carefully at Zhou Yuan's operation.

"Wow, this excision, just cut the foreskin, no more, no less, and it will not cause frenulum tearing, and it also ensures that the finch head can be completely exposed!"

"Wow! This ring is directly locked on the bleeding area, ensuring that it will not cause heavy bleeding, and also protecting the superficial veins above!"

"Oh my God, these four stitches..."

Zhou Yuan regretted why he didn't stuff cotton in his ears.

The people in the anorectal department are okay, don't talk about seeing you do surgery, just grab the scalpel and want to get started, at least people keep their mouths shut.

People in urology... Are they all chatterbox?

When Zhou Yuan completed the circumcision, he felt that his whole ear was buzzing.

Originally, he thought that his sutures were ordinary, and he had mastered the master of circumcision, which was nothing to him.

However, he boasted to the doctor next to him about changing the world and promoting social harmony.

Zhou Yuan looked at his hands.

"System, you say, these hands, as small as circumcision and hemorrhoids, as large as skull separation and double lung transplantation, why can they be controlled?"

System: "Because of me." "

"Praise you, are you happy?"

Zhou Yuan withdrew his hand, took off his gloves and threw them away.

"Zhang Deshuai, don't sleep, get up. "

As he spoke, he was about to leave, when he suddenly noticed Zhang Deshuai's feet.

"Wait, what's wrong with your feet..."

Zhang Deshuai's feet were wrapped in layers of gauze.

Zhou Yuan then remembered that Zhang Deshuai was lame when he came in.

It turned out that it wasn't dragging, it was a foot injury.

Zhang Deshuai sat up and said, "It's all my mother's fault." "

"Blame your mom?"

Domestic violence?

Zhang Deshuai sighed: "Isn't my house being renovated, there are wooden planks at home, so I stepped on it barefoot, but I stepped on the nail, and my mother told me that I stepped on the nail because I didn't wear shoes, and I specially put on shoes and ran back to step on it, and it turned out to be like this... I'm a chicken peck for my mother's IQ!"

"It's time to be in a hurry... You too. Zhou Yuan said calmly.

"Fart! I have a high IQ, and I later summed up my experience, because the shoes are not hard enough, so I went to the Internet to order a pair of iron shoes, I don't believe it, wearing iron shoes can still pierce my feet!"

Zhang Deshuai was full of spirit and said: "If you want not to be stepped on by nails, the soles of your shoes must be thick and hard enough! Iron shoes are definitely fine!"

Zhou Yuan was silent for a while and asked, "Then why don't you bypass this nail?"

Zhang Deshuai was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened in surprise as if he had discovered a new continent.

Listening to Zhang Deshuai's happy cheers, Zhou Yuan and the doctors in the urology department fell into a stupor.

"That's... We doctors, in fact, are sometimes very powerless, such as this kind of patient..."

Zhou Yuan nodded.

Then, a second circumcised boy was brought in, and the doctors stared at a certain part expectantly, like monkeys at a zoo.

"How is this the same as peanuts?"

"It's still Zhang Deshuai, it seems that this thing really depends on the congenital conditions!"

The little boy lying on the operating table covered his mouth vigorously and did not dare to scold.

In case of...... The doctor was angry and cut the little peanuts?

After a while, the little boy couldn't help it anymore and gritted his teeth.

A voice of grievance and determination sounded. _

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