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"Spider-san, what kind of spider are you from?"

"How old are you this year?"

"How much is the salary?"

"Can you weave a web?"

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Have you found your partner?"

“Did you buy a car or a house?”

Wang Ge put the spider in the palm of his hand, raised it to a position parallel to his eyes, and asked seriously.

Spider-Sang ignored him and crawled up his arm from the palm of his hand.

"You actually ignored me? Spider-Sang, if your mother were here, she would definitely scold you for being rude."

Wang Ge said seriously.

Spider-Sang still ignored him.

Wang Ge didn't care and continued to amuse himself and talk to himself: "Well, looking at your red crust, I think you should be a girl..."

"..."

When Chen Yanxi walked out of the kitchen with the food, she saw Wang Ge holding the spider in one hand and holding a mobile phone in the other hand to show the spider. On the phone was a very beautiful picture of a two-dimensional spider girl. picture.

"Spider-Sang, have you seen it? From now on, you can change like her. Hey, when you succeed, brother, I will take you to eat Tang Monk's meat..."

Wang Ge said to Spider seriously.

"...You like talking to animals anyway."

Chen Yanxi put the food on the dining table and said something.

"also?"

Wang Ge was confused.

"It's Li Zhimeng."

Chen Yanxi took off her apron and said, "She was just like you two days ago, saying some random things to this spider."

"What did she say?" Wang Ge asked curiously.

"She let a spider bite her."

"ah?"

Wang Ge was stunned, "Is she also a douchebag?"

"Um?"

Chen Yanxi looked confused.

"Ahem, it's nothing, it's just a hobby." Wang Ge waved his hand, fooled him, changed the topic and asked, "Why did she let the spider bite her?"

"She said she wanted to be a superhero, uphold justice, punish evil and promote good, etc." Chen Yanxi said, "She also asked me to call her Peter Li, or Dreamweaver Parker."

Wang Ge: "..."

"Very good, as expected of her."

He looked disdainful, "She's really stupid. She didn't even think about how this spider couldn't even weave a web, so how could she become Spider-Man."

...You who want to turn a spider into a beautiful girl are no better, right?

Chen Yanxi pursed her lips, said nothing, and turned back to the kitchen to get chopsticks.

"The most it can do is turn her into a spider spirit that can only crawl around on the ground."

When Chen Yanxi came out, Wang Ge added another sentence.

Chen Yanxi put the chopsticks on the table in front of him, but he suddenly thought of something again, and his eyes lit up: "Li Zhimeng is the big spider spirit, the cram school in the cat cafe is Pansi Cave, and the other small Girls are just a bunch of little spiders! Hey, vivid and concrete, I’m really a genius.”

Chen Yanxi thought for a while, "They are spider spirits, so you are the centipede spirit?"

"Ah?" Wang Ge was stunned.

"Don't they always call you brother?"

Chen Yanxi said, "In Journey to the West, Spider Spirit's brother is Centipede Spirit."

"How could the spider's brother be a centipede? The species are different."

Wang Ge said with determination, "It's definitely not my biological brother."

"Aren't you their biological brother?"

Chen Yanxi said.

Wang Ge: "..."

Damn, you're right.

"Then don't call me Centipede."

Wang Ge waved his hand, "If you want to go out, call me - uh..."

I remember that the centipede spirit had a very domineering title. What was that title?

He thought hard, but unexpectedly, Chen Yanxi reminded him empathetically: "The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord."

"Yes! Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord!"

Wang Ge didn't blush at all and said immediately, "When you go out, call yourself the Hundred-Eyed Demon King."

"OK."

Chen Yanxi nodded slightly, "It's time to wash your hands and eat, Lord Demon Lord."

"Hahaha."

This shout of Lord Demon Lord made Wang Ge feel happy and greatly satisfied his vanity.

"Love you Xixi."

He expressed his gratitude to Chen Yanxi, put the little spider back into the breeding box, laughed and went to the kitchen to wash his hands.

Chen Yanxi shook his head and smiled slightly.

…

Chen Yanxi's cooking was as delicious as ever, and Wang Ge was very satisfied.

After eating, he took the initiative to take up the responsibility of washing the dishes.

Although Chen Yanxi didn't care about who would wash the dishes, he was not here to be the boss after all.

"You carry the load and I hold the horse. The flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

Wang Ge was humming a song, and his hand washing the dishes was also not slow.

Although he was a pampered young master, he still did a lot of housework such as washing dishes after getting together with Gu Panyan.

After all, Gu Panyan can be quite lazy sometimes.

"I want to walk from south to north, and I also want to walk from white to black..." Wang Ge continued to hum indiscriminately, "I dare to ask where the road is, the road is under my feet..."

As he sang, there were slight footsteps behind him.

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yanxi's voice sounded:

"Do you want to eat the cherries I just bought?"

Wang Ge looked back and saw that Chen Yanxi was holding a plate. The cherries on the plate were red, plump, bright, and appetizing just by looking at them.

So he immediately said: "Eat!"

Chen Yanxi picked up a cherry with his fingers and fed it to his mouth. Wang Ge opened his mouth and ate it.

"Hmm, so sweet and delicious."

Wang Ge turned his head and spit the core into the trash can next to him, smiling.

Chen Yanxi pursed his lips.

"I want to eat more."

Wang Ge said.

"I'll put it here, you can take it yourself."

Chen Yanxi said.

"I'm washing the dishes, why are you eating it yourself."

Wang Ge said confidently.

"Isn't there a fruit stalk on it? It won't affect you washing the dishes."

Chen Yanxi was puzzled.

"No matter."

Wang Ge simply acted like a rogue, "I want you to feed me, otherwise I won't eat it."

Chen Yanxi: "..."

"Then don't eat it, I'll eat it myself."

She said deliberately.

"...How could you do this!?"

Wang Ge was incredulous, "Don't you love me anymore, Xixi? I'm your loyal fan, how dare you do this to me? Can you bear it?"

Chen Yanxi smiled slightly, without saying anything, but picked up another cherry and put it to Wang Ge's mouth.

Wang Ge was satisfied and ate it happily.

After spitting out the pit, he opened his mouth again rudely: "I want more."

After feeding Wang Ge another one, Chen Yanxi said: "Okay, eat it yourself, I still have to feed Xiaoge."

"No, feed me first."

"...You have already eaten, Xiaoge hasn't eaten yet."

"I don't care."

Wang Ge began to make trouble, "Who is more important, Xiaoge or me?"

"Well..."

Chen Yanxi thought for a while, "Xiaoge can live with me only, can you?"

"...Ah? What did you say? I didn't hear clearly."

Wang Ge thought for two seconds, turned around decisively and washed the dishes seriously, pretending to be stupid while washing, "Oh, there seems to be something wrong with my ears..."

Chen Yanxi couldn't do anything with this guy, shook his head and smiled, put the cherry down, and turned to prepare food for Xiaoge.