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Although the shadow clones are acting wildly, the ultimate goal is achieved.

Naruto also had no interest in spying on what a lonely man and a widowed woman would do in the dark night.

It just depends on whether Kakashi is a beast or worse than a beast?

One night passed.

"Kakashi-sensei, morning."

Naruto keenly noticed that he had not read the alien race evaluation guide.

Moreover, the energy on his face is obviously lacking. Could it be that...?

He quickly changed his gaze and looked at Hua Ling.

She was in high spirits and had a happy smile on her face.

"Teacher, what happened last night?"

"No."

Kakashi yawned, "I was on duty last night and didn't sleep well."

Naruto obviously didn't believe it.

How can you feel so tired after not sleeping all night?

Tsk.

In his previous life, he stayed up all night surfing the Internet in high school and was still alive and kicking the next day.

When I was catching up on sleep, I was dreaming about replenishing troops.

Kakashi was distracted.

He didn't pay attention to the changes in his students' expressions.

He was thinking about what happened last night.

No wonder Hua Ling doesn't like her fellow village ninjas.

They are all just like neurosis.

Now she has rebelled against the village, has no family, and is all alone.

Why.

Kakashi raised his head and looked at Karin.

She was eating breakfast elegantly, noticed his movements, and immediately showed a sweet smile.

Naruto couldn't help but give a thumbs up.

Hua Ling's acting skills impressed him.

Sure enough, the more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie.

Zhang Wuji was smart enough to just marry the most beautiful one so he wouldn't be deceived.

A few seconds later, Sasuke appeared in a puff of smoke.

Originally, Naruto had assigned him a role last night, but his acting skills were too poor and he ultimately failed the audition.

If Sasuke had his brother's acting skills, why worry about everything happening?

After Sasuke arrived, he glanced at Naruto, and after receiving confirmation from his eyes, he turned his attention to Kakashi and Karin.

It seems a little subtle.

But he didn't ask either.

Naruto had told him last night to pretend that nothing happened.

As a person with facial paralysis, he can still complete this task.

If this is not possible, Naruto can only award him the Golden Raspberry Award.

In the future, I will build a Konoha fortress specifically for him to take pictures of.

A new day begins.

Hua Ling did not continue to hold street concerts.

She wants to write a plan.

That's right, Naruto gave this important task to her.

It's not that he is lazy, it's because Tsunade knows his handwriting.

If you hand it over, everything will be exposed.

Hua Ling wrote all morning.

Kakashi also stayed there all morning.

Naruto had nothing to do and ran to the sealed space.

He found many interesting things about his past life from illusions.

Today I plan to play a new game with the big fox.

Monopoly gameplay plus life restart simulation.

"How about it?"

After Naruto finished explaining the rules, he asked as usual.

Although he knew that Nine Lamas would 100% agree, he still liked to watch its expressions change from confident to frustrated.

Sure enough, it shrank its body, held its head high and said, "I will make sure you never come back!"

Naruto shrugged, made a dice with chakra, and said, "You come first if you are older."

Jiulama was not polite and threw a six.

Its eyes lit up and it was a good start.

On the virtual huge chessboard in front of you, the little fox icon representing it took six steps forward.

[Six years old: You found a shiny magic wand at home.]

What is this?

Magic vixen?

Naruto picked up the dice and threw it, the number was three.

【Three years old: You have nothing to do in this world.】

The Nine Lamas beat their chests and laughed wildly, saying: "Naruto, just admit defeat!"

Naruto shook his head and said, "Don't be too happy, Nine Lamas."

The dice come and go.

The nine lamas drooped their ears, feeling hopeless.

And Naruto laughed until his teeth were all over the floor.

This is what the back of the Nine Lamas looks like.

[Thirteen years old: You successfully transformed into a magical girl.]

[Twenty-five years old: You protect the ninja world.]

[Thirty-seven years old: You were attacked by the Tentacle Queen. You didn't win. The evil depravity was filled up and turned into a witch. 】

[Thirty-eight years old: You are causing harm to the ninja world.]

[Fifty years old: You were conquered by a passing knight and turned into a mount. 】

And Naruto's life is all about doing nothing until the end of his life.

It perfectly explains what the life of a salted fish is.

"Have you laughed enough?" Ninth Lama asked, glaring.

"Hahaha." Naruto continued to laugh wildly.

Then extreme joy gave rise to sadness, and the Nine Lamas were so angry that they pulled out their tails.

Naruto opened his eyes.

Synchronization failed.

Kicked out of space again.

But this time it's not with its feet, but with its tail.

Come on, cheapskate!

"What just happened to you?"

Sasuke couldn't help but ask.

When he turned his head earlier, he saw the corners of Naruto's mouth turning up crazily.

"Nothing, I thought of something happy."

Naruto shook his head, looked at the noon sun again, and said, "It's time for us to eat."

"Are you going to call Kakashi-sensei?"

"Need not."

Naruto looked back.

He is not a light bulb.

Two people came to Ichiraku Ramen.

"Have you visited Sakura and Karin recently?" Naruto asked.

"No."

Sasuke told the truth.

He has been practicing and has almost no free time.

"..."

Naruto felt that this guy was hopeless.

Will I have a girlfriend as a practitioner?

Even if you practice boy skills and become invincible, what's the use?

"Let's take a look after dinner."

Naruto suggested.

It just so happened that Kakashi was about to present the Shiranui Diva plan to Tsunade.

He can take a look.

"up to you."

Sasuke said indifferently.

Hokage Building.

Naruto opened the door and saw Sakura holding a dead fish with her hands.

The fish's eyes widened and emitted a strange light.

"Sasuke-kun?"

When Sakura turned around and saw Sasuke, she rushed over and hugged him.

Sasuke felt like he hit a steel plate.

After that, Xiang Lu also hugged him from behind.

Suddenly, they were attacked from the front and back, with women on the left and right.

Naruto came outside the Hokage's office, lying on the wall like Spider-Man.

Tsunade took the information handed over by Kakashi.

"Shiranui Diva Plan?"

She read it once but didn't quite understand it.

Konoha is a ninja village, not a large singing and dancing place.

But after she read it, she thought, ahem, Konoha can also be a large-scale singing and dancing venue.

The content mainly has two parts.

One is that Konoha needs to boost morale after the war, and singing and dancing are particularly suitable.

Second, Hua Ling spent 20 million to rent out the Hokage Plaza for a month-long performance.

Of course, the 20 million also includes Konoha's publicity and protection support, among which Kakashi will serve as Karin's personal bodyguard.

Tsunade agreed to Karin's request without hesitation and betrayed Kakashi by the way.

Because he didn't even know that there was such a thing.

Tsunade sold it with peace of mind.

Twenty million can save at least twenty jounin.

If she added another zero, she could even send Kakashi to Karin's room in a daze and let him do whatever he wanted.

Kakashi shivered inexplicably and asked, "Tsunade-sama, what do you think of this plan?"

Tsunade raised her pen and made a tick, and said: "I designate you as the executor of the plan."

"But...I don't understand this."

"You have to understand even if you don't understand."

"..."

Kakashi reluctantly took the plan.

He hadn't looked at it carefully before.

"Then I'll inform Hua Ling."

Kakashi leaves.

Tsunade turned to look at Shizune, clasped her hands together, and said aggrievedly: "I just made another twenty million, let me gamble, just one!"

"..."

Tsunade-sama, please wake up.

That's Konoha's money, not yours.

Shizune, who was hugging Dodo, shook her head firmly: "Have you forgotten the recent tragic situation of ANBU?"

Tsunade secretly gambled seven times during this period and won all of them.

The ANBU who protect her can be counted as dogs one to seven.

The dog fell down while walking and suffered a concussion.

Gou Er was struck by lightning while standing on a tree.

Dog San was hit by a flying pig.

Gou Si bit his tongue while kissing his girlfriend.

Gou Wu went to get off work and watched two dogs fight and was affected.

Gou Liu laughed and lost his temper.

Gou Qi was hit in the heel by a kid on the roadside playing with shurikens.

All kinds of unexpected and strange events.

Tsunade was silent.

She didn't understand why this happened either.

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