In the distant ancient country of the East.
At this moment, all netizens suddenly became excited, and various news headlines also began to rub a wave of regular heat.
[Shocking the world? Shao Banxian surprised the overseas trailer? 】
[Known as the curse of the Orientals, he struck again!!! 】
[Shocking secret! ] A major disaster is on the verge of Florida? Is it a rumor or a trailer? 】
[Several cities found hackers, mysterious videos predicted disasters, who is Shao Banxian? ] 】
【Disaster countdown? Where will Florida go in 4 days! 】
The video that ranked third in the hot search list of YouTube was also directly transported to China.
In the video.
That familiar voice was their extremely mysterious – Shao Banxian!
The video sneers about kicking the ball Dotsky, and also announces the time and region of the next disaster!
It’s not just video.
I also cut a lot of very interesting foreign friends’ replies to the disaster trailer video.
It’s ridiculous in all kinds!
[Harry: Oh my God, how dare he say such a thing! 】
[Dennis: It’s terrible, the curse of the Orientals is coming! ] 】
[Apollo: Kicking the ball Dotsky? Oh? What is he talking about, Lord Supreme Commander? This adjective is really very special! 】
[Eric: God, come on, he’s saying there’s going to be disaster in Floda!] 】
[Van: I read an oriental novel, and the people in it can cultivate immortals, oh, is he that kind of person? 】
[Mark: I heard that this person predicted the tsunami before! 】
【……】
This video and some comments from foreign netizens made people laugh!
At the moment, a fat man is sitting in front of the computer, his eyes are shining and typing the keyboard frantically, he is really convinced!
Everyone in their group exploded with laughter!
The fat man bridged a line and sent out: “These people are actually wondering, do Orientals cultivate immortals?” ”
Old Qin: “Hahaha, damn it, love!” ”
Old Qin: “I’m laughing, immortal cultivator, invincible and invincible!” ”
Class leader: “One thing to say, I almost believed it, it turns out that Shao Banxian is a real immortal!” Are they tease sent by monkeys? ”
Sullen man: “It’s so showy, kicking the leather ball Dotsky in public, it’s just an idol!” ”
With his sister the little prince: “This is really going to heaven!” ”
However, the fourth level does not change its name: “No less than volcanic eruptions and tsunamis?” 6666 ah! ”
However, everyone soon discovered some clues, that is, this preview seems to be different from the past.
That’s this time.
There is only place and time, but no specific catastrophic events!
……
Behind the seething fishing vessel.
There was almost no hesitation, and the big people who were criticized in this incident finally appeared.
Two hours after the video broke.
The much-anticipated meeting was held, with journalists from hundreds of countries and countless onlookers.
On the stage is the supreme commander of the lighthouse country, known as the man who kicked the leather ball Dotsky.
He doesn’t seem to be affected by the fishing boats in the slightest.
I still smiled after coming out.
“ok! ok! ”
“Let me say two!”
“First of all, there is a surprise today, yes, our dear Oriental Ancient Kingdom, sent us a gift!”
“Let’s see!”
Speaking of which, Kick Ball Dotsky even put a video mocking himself on the big screen.
Click-click!
All the journalists were stunned.
What the hell was this man thinking?
To put such content at such an important meeting is obviously a negative effect.
Dotsky, on the other hand, showed a familiar smile and said, “Oh! my! god! ”
“Let’s see, this gentleman who does not dare to show his true face with his face covered!”
“Isn’t he very similar to us clowns!”
“It’s all wearing masks, and they’re all making some laughing moves!”
Speaking of which, Dotsky even deliberately pinched his nose to pretend that he was a joker who made people laugh.
The bottom line suddenly burst into laughter!
“Yes, yes!”
“This is it!”
“That’s right, his behavior is ridiculous!”
“We have the world’s top scientific research equipment, we have the best team!”
“If there is any country in this world that is not afraid of natural disasters, it must be us!”
“There are dozens of disasters every year in the lighthouse country.”
“Typhoons, tornadoes, torrential rain, earthquakes, many more!”
“So it’s Floda this time? Oh! Yes! Maybe you’re right, there are indeed many disasters in Floda, and even three-year-olds over there should know about it! ”
“Well, yes, it’s the one who is still eating lollipops!”
The picture instantly moves to the kid eating a lollipop in the crowd.
Suddenly another burst of laughter came out.
It seems that this person’s speech always exudes a trace of calm and unhurried confidence, and no matter what problem can be easily solved!
“Yes, we have all encountered disasters large and small, and we are all standing here unharmed!”
“So? A thing that everyone knows, why bother so much? ”
“Predict ahead? Early announcement? Hype? ”
“Nope! No! No! ”
Kicking the leather ball Dotsky smiled and shook his head: “No, we don’t need this, we just need a normal life, normal work, disaster will come, and then it will pass.” ”
“We won’t have any impact because we’re in the greatest lighthouse nation!”
“Our people will not be afraid, timid, cower because of this, almost every day, what is happening!”
“Oh, how pitiful!”
“The reason why they are so scared is because their country does not have the ability to protect everyone, to prevent it in advance.”
“And we can!”
“So this stupid Mr. Oriental Clown, if you’re willing to take off your ridiculous mask, oh no, it’s a mask, then maybe I can show you around, our powerful natural disaster prevention measures, including our heroic rescue team!”
“Then you will understand why you are afraid and we will not!”
Saying that, kicking the ball Dotsky smiled slightly, and then turned away.
The applause of the crowd below was thunderous…
Click-click-click!
The camera is also crazy to take pictures!
Subsequently, the media took the opportunity to publish the key contents of this public speech.
[Only weak countries are afraid of disaster, but lighthouse countries are not!] 】
[Kick the ball Dotsky: “He wears a mask, he looks like a clown!] “】
[Not afraid of the curse of the Orientals, we have the world’s top level of technology! ] 】
[Kicking the ball Dotsky means that “there is no fear of natural disasters”, that is just a daily thing! ] 】
【……】
Such a vigorous prediction of a disaster was easily overturned, and even the people regarded it as a joke.
To this.
Gu Shaozhuang also smiled playfully, good guy, this guy is really a speech genius.
The trick is taken to the extreme!
A few seemingly casual words, but in fact aimed at everywhere, and an understatement, calmed the people’s concerns.
And not only did not deny, but chose a way to face it head-on and calmly.
And so it goes.
Even if a disaster really breaks out, then the other party will not be slapped in the face, at most, it is just not enough attention!
He vaguely understood why this man was so popular in the lighthouse country.
But here’s the problem.
What about calming emotions? If the terrible nuclear leakage incident cannot be completely solved!
So when the matter breaks out and is made public, it is not the same to face the blame of the entire lighthouse country!
This is no ordinary catastrophic event.
Behind the nuclear leakage, the world is very likely to hold it accountable!
Thinking of this, the corners of Gu Shaozhuang’s mouth rose slightly, and he subconsciously glanced at the time.
There are still 3 days and 6 hours before the nuclear leak broke out!
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