Tick.
Tick.
The huge wall clock in Niuyo Square.
It is moving around second by second, and the time for a super disaster is getting closer and closer.
Yet many people don’t realize the danger that is being taken.
A few days ago, the TV station suddenly set off a terrifying wave, and countless people talked about it.
But for the legendary meteorite hitting the earth, it seems that everyone’s emotions of watching the play are better than the emotions of fleeing, which means that everyone finds this very interesting, but they do not feel the so-called threat.
There is a survey report on the Internet in the lighthouse country, which is the result of the choice of many netizens!
Q: Do you think meteorites hit the Earth for real? Will you choose to leave or flee early with your family because there is no scientific basis for prediction? 】
[Option 1: I think it’s true! ] I will “quit” or “take leave” with my family to escape from the disaster area! ——The current proportion of the total number of people selected is “1.91%”
[Option two: Not at all, it’s just a joke!] There will be no disaster! ——At present, the proportion of people who choose this item is “41.86%”
[Option 3: I don’t know, I won’t change any itinerary because of this!] ——At present, the proportion of people who choose this item is “34.15%”
[Option four: Oh, and such a thing? God willing! ——The current proportion of the number of people who choose this item is “11.24%”
[Option 5: I think a meteorite falls, maybe a superhero will appear! ] ——At present, the proportion of people who choose this item is “10.84%”
There is no doubt that the netizens who chose the last option were also very humorous and extremely funny.
And there are many things that can be seen in this survey report.
Less than two percent of the population felt the need to flee, meaning that more than 90 percent of the population would not flee the country because of that prophecy.
The world’s top scientific and technological newspapers have also repeatedly published the possibility assessment of the so-called meteorite fall.
【Science Weekly】: “At present, human beings do not have the scientific level to predict meteorite falls in advance!” ”
【World Natural Disaster Assessment Report】: “Meteorite falls are fundamentally different from volcanic eruptions and other disasters, the number of volcanic eruptions in the world exceeds 10,000 times every year, while meteorite falls are only a few times in ten years, and they are not dangerous!” ”
[Lighthouse Country Weekly]: “A curse from the East, or a conspiracy theory!” ”
[Nature Magazine]: “The great Jesse Stephen once said that human beings can never match nature, the origin of disasters is the evil consequences of human beings, and called on man to protect the natural environment!” ”
【Niuyo University Current Paper】: “The current level of global astronomical research can effectively monitor the external threat that causes catastrophes to the earth, but no so-called meteorites have been found!” ”
At this moment, it was another extremely interesting press conference, held in Hua Shenyihu Aegis Square.
There were more than 1,000 people in the audience.
More than a hundred journalists from more than 60 countries gathered to take pictures frantically…….
Click-click-click!
The crowd of onlookers was all separated, and many professional bodyguards in black suits were empty and orderly around.
In the distance, three camouflage-colored armored vehicles were heard, which were used to suppress various emergencies that might occur.
Major TV programs have also arranged boom cameras on the scene in advance.
This press conference.
It will be broadcast on ABC TV, at 10 o’clock in the morning!
Countless reporters are taking notes in a hurry, because this is a randomly selected press conference, and 3-5 reporters may be given the opportunity to ask questions.
Of course, they need to figure out what questions should be asked at this rare opportunity to ask questions.
Tick.
Tick.
Time ticks by minute.
Finally came the appointed time, and there was a burst of cheers.
The smiling man with a gray hair, but still in a very good mental state, kicked the ball Dotsky, and appeared on the podium at the press conference in full view.
He smiled politely and waved at everyone.
Kicking the ball Dotsky did not have any superfluous opening remarks, but simply and neatly said: “Start put!” Today we are in a hurry! ”
“That lady over there, yes, it’s you!”
“You can ask a question!”
Suddenly, everyone moved to the lucky man.
The lucky reporter’s eyes lit up, and she picked up a pen and notebook ready to write down the core content, and she said: “Mr. Kick the leather ball Mr. Dotsky, I want to know if a meteorite falls to the earth, do you have any response plan?” ”
Very targeted, but also a very popular post.
Many people showed expectant eyes.
And kicking the ball Dotsky frowned, deliberately annoyed: “Oh! Oh, my God! Why would you ask such stupid questions! ”
“Meteorites hitting the earth are things superheroes have to consider!”
“Not something we have to think about!”
The audience suddenly burst into an uproar, and everyone laughed.
This answer is very interesting, but it also shows its own attitude.
Then the reporter sat down with an awkward smile, and the microphone was handed to the next reporter.
The next reporter also spoke cautiously: “Some news media reported that the nuclear leakage was a disaster caused by the failure of secret research in this country, and you just wanted to cover up the truth, so you claimed to be a conspiracy of other countries!” ”
Kicking the ball, Dotsky still said with a disgusted expression: “NO!NO!NO!”
“It’s a terrible question, are you really a journalist?”
“This is fake news, do you understand fake news?”
“OK, next question!”
…….
At this moment, in the distant ancient countries of the East, major media are also watching this press conference.
Netizens were laughing and blowing up!
Two million messages: “Hahahaha, fake news, awesome!” I like this answer! ”
Lao Wu, who has two million girl fans: “Xiu, brothers, have you learned!” This wave of operation I am convinced! ”
The old bragging Brother Dong: “God fucking superhero, hahaha, I suddenly looked forward to what kind of expression he had when disaster came!” ”
Doudou brother: “Worthy of kicking the leather ball Dotsky, this skin is indeed thick!”
Yue Pengpeng: “It’s so interesting, I won’t watch Deyunshe without you!” ”
Eight hundred pacesetters rushed to the north slope: “Something ah, the superheroes have come out, show my face, this guy is indeed very suitable for crosstalk!” ”
I have to say that the questions and answers at this press conference made people laugh.
You can actually see it.
The entire Lighthouse Country simply did not believe that there would be such a super catastrophe, because it sounded too bizarre.
Even if you are worried, it is absolutely impossible to reveal half a timidity in front of the media.
Gu Shaozhuang was still thinking about what means the lighthouse country would use to deal with the terrifying meteorite hitting the earth this time.
However, when he heard the word “superhero”, he couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
I have to say.
This old fox is indeed very awesome, and a simple sentence once again eases the tension of the people.
It was as if there was no disaster at all.
There was a burning smile in his eyes, and he couldn’t wait to see what the expression on the other party’s face was when the meteorite landed.
Definitely that kind of wonderful expression that is very exaggerated and worth looking forward to.
Gu Shaozhuang glanced at the time and silently calculated the time…….
At this moment, the final countdown to the meteorite hitting the Earth is only 69 hours, 18 minutes and 21 seconds!!!
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