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"I'm fine, I'm in good condition, I can stably play remote output later, don't worry."

Knowing that her strangeness was noticed by Wei Wei, Ruoyu stepped on Ouyang Xiu's foot calmly and forcefully, and even twisted it desperately.

"Are you okay? It's fine, then go into battle according to the battle we discussed before."

Then the Hercules led Ouyang Xiu and Ruoyu as they walked and talked, analyzing and pointing out the countermeasures they had discussed along the way, such as escaping the golden cicada, throwing bricks to attract jade, waiting for work with ease, catching thieves and catching kings, etc., all kinds of operations.

He shook his head and spoke in a logical manner.

"We also analyzed ten formations to choose from——

A word of long snake formation, a long rainbow piercing the sun;

The two dragons came out of the water formation and captured with both claws.

The three-talented Taiyi formation stands on three legs;

Four images Luohe formation, four directions Hunyuan.

Five tigers and sheep array, all in one point;

Six Yulian square array, each degree square circle.

Seven Star Big Dipper Formation, Taiyi Lower Realm;

The eight-door golden lock formation, the eight immortals come to the world.

Nine bends of the Yellow River array, flying sand eats life;

Ambush from all sides, dead souls of heroes. "

Holding Ruoyu in his arms, Ouyang Xiu smiled patiently, reminding him of the university dormitory in the past.

If it is said that girls like to talk freely before going to bed, which senior is handsome, which ex-boyfriend is the worst, and which warm guy is the cutest.

Then boys are relatively more specific, no matter which topic they start from, the international situation, oil futures, history of the Han and Tang Dynasties, world famous books, electronic products, cutting-edge technology, luxury brands, trying to figure out people's hearts.

In the end, it will return to an eternal topic-how to chase girls.

As the saying goes, men chase women across the mountain, men chase men across the gauze.

Chasing girls is not so easy, it can be said to be the most troublesome problem for countless young students.

How to chase?

How to chase?

Where to start?

Do you want to have dinner first, or watch a movie first?

Whether it is a great talent who has read the history books, or a talented student who knows the past and the present, he will fall into this vicious circle of philosophical thinking.

I asked the senior about this problem. The senior shook his head and asked the teacher. The teacher sighed and couldn't find it in the book or on the phone.

When I dreamed back in the middle of the night, I really couldn't bear the desire for knowledge. I wanted to go to Baidu, and found that there were some clichés and earthy love stories on the Internet.

At this time, there are often one or two roommates who can answer questions and provide their own experience and understanding of this eternal problem.

It is simply a love mentor in life, the method is all-encompassing, and the listeners are not without emotion, this unpredictable operation, the pinnacle of skill.

When I first listened to it, my eyes lit up, and then I fell into thinking and admired its talent.

But the most puzzling thing is that these kind of people have never been in love, and they may blush when they talk to girls, let alone have the opportunity to communicate with girls in depth.

They are the love mentors of their roommates and the love chat assistants of online chats, but they are alone, becoming an eternal mystery.

And those love saints who have "lived among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches their body", who have multiple love experiences, are often taciturn and silent when faced with such problems, and occasionally sigh, as if he is the loser .

This makes people feel bored. People with zero experience can talk freely, making people feel like they are on the scene, like a master of Taoism.

The love sage who can make a little girl giggle with a few words often fails to give valuable opinions and suggestions. He listens quietly to the analysis and explanations of everyone like a dull gourd, and sometimes nods his head to show his affirmation .

Ouyang Xiu used to be the most loyal listener, listening to the 0-experience elder brother tell his heroic and epic stories, such as:

① Banhua saw him this morning, nodded and smiled, what does this mean?

This means a hint of goodwill, why nodding is an affirmation of his appearance, why smiling is a secret promise to him.

But he didn't say anything, he walked into the classroom with a smile and waved, picked up the book, and listened carefully to the class, just like a highly respected monk.

(The real plot is that the 0-experienced brother ambushed Banhua in the morning, deliberately stepped on Banhua to go to the classroom, pretended to pass by by chance, smiled and waved.

Out of politeness, Banhua smiled awkwardly for a while, turned around and left with the book in her arms. )

②On the basketball court, seeing him dribbling and playing handsomely, the girls passing by stopped and watched, their eyes sparkled with the light of spring heart. How can this be done?

Of course, it is to buy a pair of handsome basketball shoes and brand new basketball uniforms. Girls don’t paddle in place. When girls come to Jordan’s body, they can dunk and never shoot.

You don't have to miss the basketball, but you have to be handsome!

You must be chic and coherent, without sloppiness at all, you would rather walk with the ball, bend your elbows for an offensive layup, but also play the most handsome posture and the most elegant operation.

Scattered flowers are becoming more and more charming, only Asakusa has no horseshoes.

The dormitory students who studied hard all the way up had never heard of such wonderful explanations and such soul-stirring stories before. They all contributed their own snacks and looked forward to the next plot with applause.

(The real plot is that in order to attract the attention of the girls, the 0-experienced brother operated like a tiger, and the score was 0-5.

In fact, there is only one reason why the girls came to watch the game, that is, there is a handsome little brother and senior on the court. Not to mention the handsome posture, in their opinion, even if the little brother senior misses ten shots, it is because of the problem with the ball frame. )

③After he joined the literature club, Xihua Ruoyu joined the literature club. What does this mean?

you still need to ask?

It's just a question for giving points.

Of course, the literary quality contained in his body was discovered. "There is a poetic spirit in his belly", which means he is himself.

Of course, the roommates in the dormitory would not believe this kind of nonsense at first, and of course they would investigate it further.

My dear~

The time of joining the club is one after the other, and it fits perfectly. Why does Xihua like this kind of rubbing like him?

Although the truth is hard to believe, the evidence is stone hammer!

(However, everyone knows what happened to the real plot)

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