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"Yezi, how can I become as good as you?"

Wang Teng bent down and raised a ninety-degree bow and said with a funny look.

"First of all, you have to have my face to ensure that you will not be killed during the operation."

"Then, you have to be loved like me and see flowers bloom in order to attract the attention of the girl."

"Finally, a good body is essential, I don't think I need to say more, everyone here understands."

Shui Ye blinked his silver eyes and said meaningfully.

The men present instantly understood and smiled heartily, while the female companions blushed and took a sip.

This little rascal, but if they can spend a good night with Shui Ye, they don't mind a dew marriage, after all, Shui Ye is really handsome.

"Piercing the heart!"

"Report! I suspect you're driving, but I don't have any proof. "

"I didn't expect my husband to be so dirty, I like it more."

"I finally understand why I don't have a girl to like it!"

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"Fatty, let me tell you a story, in ancient times, after a woman was rescued by a man, she would say when she saw that she was handsome, thank you for the saving grace of the son, and the little woman could not be rewarded." If the prince does not dislike it, the little woman is willing to promise each other with her body and stay with each other, in order to repay the prince's saving grace; If he is ugly, he will say that he is grateful to the strong man for saving him, the strong man is kind and virtuous, toothless and unforgettable, in the next life as a cow and a horse, and then repay the benefactor for saving his life. "

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"Poof!"

Wang Teng stretched out his white and fat fingers, pointed at Shui Ye tremblingly, and vomited blood and fell to the ground.

Of course, the former vomiting blood is fake, and the latter falling to the ground is real.

"So fatty, isn't it bad to lose weight honestly? You have to know that every fat person is a potential stock, and Xin'er is still so cute, no matter how long you are, you have a good look above the level! "

"Brilliant!"

"Alas! , I finally understand now, it turns out that I am the strong man in the mouth of Shui Ye. "

"Upstairs, please tell your story."

"Upstairs, please tell your story."

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"In fact, what Young Master Shui said is similar, I am a pokemon trainer, my strength is mediocre, that is, the level of the quasi-heavenly king, I rescued two young female trainers in the wild of Huazhou a few years ago, and what they said was similar to what Young Master Shui said."

"Thank you big brother for saving your life, our sisters have nothing to repay, we can only repay it by making cows and horses in the next life."

"Poof! Forgive me for peeing with laughter. "

"The quasi-heavenly king is also called Pingwu, are you kidding me?"

"I suspect you're talking raucously, but I have no proof."

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"This stinky boy, this mouth is also too powerful, Xiao Ning, you must be vigilant, don't be deceived by his rhetoric."

Luo Yanghua reminded his precious granddaughter.

"Don't worry, grandpa, your granddaughter is not so stupid."

Seeing his granddaughter's proud look, he wanted to say that women in love have zero IQ, and I deceived your grandmother like the current water night.

"Also, in ancient times, matchmakers took men to talk about matchmaking, and when women saw that they were good-looking, they would say that marriage matters all depend on the orders of their parents, matchmakers' words, and daughters are all up to their fathers. If she is ugly, she will say that her daughter wants to accompany her parents for another two years to repay the grace of nurturing with filial piety. "

Poof-

This time, there are more people laughing, even the Wei family brothers who have a feud with the sky with Shui Ye can't help but twitch the corners of their mouths, this mouth is invincible.

"Don't care about all beautiful sisters, just now the little brother just made two jokes at random, and there is no intention of mocking and objectifying women, everyone should just listen to a joke."

Shui Ye arched his hand in all directions and apologized seriously.

"But I took it seriously, what do you say?"

An ethereal sound that seemed to come from outside the sky echoed at the scene, hearing this familiar immortal sound, making Shui Ye couldn't help but smile a little bitterly, it seems that you shouldn't go out today, it's going to be cold now!

And Luo Qingyi was also the only one who knew his secret.

Immediately, the flow of people slowly separated, and a stunning woman who exuded a chill and looked like a goddess of the nine heavens slowly approached, and the moment she appeared, she attracted everyone's attention.

"Tsing Yi meets my father."

I saw this stunning woman walking in front of Luoyang Hua and bowing gently.

When Rita saw this woman, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and it was really getting more and more lively.

"Okay, just come back safely."

"Sister Luo, long time no see."

At this time, Shui Ye stood up hard and said hello.

"Ye'er, it's been a long time, you should know why I came to you today."

"And Miss Rita, long time no see."

"Miss Luo, it's nice to see you again."

"You guys know each other?"

Luo Yanghua asked with a confused look, he really couldn't think of any intersection between his best daughter and Shui Ye.

One is the ice king of the Xia Federation, and the other is the most famous silk in the Xia Federation, which can all intersect and be poisonous!

(PS: Ask for collections, ask for recommendations, ask for flowers, ask for monthly passes, a little slow hot cool text, kneel for the support of all the big guys)