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"Uncle, then you and grandpa don't make mistakes again, okay?"

"This, my uncle has already made a mistake, but there is no turning back."

As for the old man, it is purely a life that does not stop, the struggle does not stop, he is physically derailed, but he is not psychologically derailed.

And he cheated on both, so it seems that he is more scumbag.

But in terms of the number of times he wears a hat, the old man is estimated to be uncountable, so it seems that the old man is still scumbag.

"So Yiyi grows up and don't like men like your grandfather and uncle, your grandfather is a kidney flow, and I am a flow man, no matter what kind of man, he is not a good person."

"To be honest, I admire the old man, the kidney is really awesome!"

"Stinky boy, why are you talking about me again?"

Didn't you see that he was kneeling on the washboard?

"But my favorite in this family is grandpa and uncle, dad they are not fun at all, only grandpa will play with me like a child, and now there is another uncle."

Yiyi's parents turned pale and felt their mentality explode, and it was only a long time before they ranked third and fourth.

"Should I say that they are all scumbags? Attract little girls all have a set. "

Luo Qingyi clenched his fists, clenched his silver teeth, and said coldly.

"It's time to eat, old man, come and help me serve the dishes."

"Wife, come right away."

As soon as Luo Yanghua heard this voice, he immediately got up from the washboard, and the soles of his feet rushed into the kitchen, seemingly unaffected.

"The old man is awesome, like no one else, is it a habit of kneeling?"

Mizuye muttered a guess.

"Uncle, what do you say you are used to?"

"No, you heard it wrong, my uncle took you to dinner."

Shui Ye carried Yiyi to the restaurant and was ready to put her down on the chair.

"Uncle, will you feed me?"

"No problem."

Yiyi's parents' eyes turned red when they saw this scene, this is their daughter, how do they feel that they suddenly become someone else's daughter.

When everyone took their seats, Shui Ye finally saw his long-lost mother-in-law, dressed in simple home clothes, with an extremely beautiful face and a body without deformation, and he didn't even see a few crow's feet, like an overripe peach, exuding an extremely attractive style.

And it looks like the face is a little similar to Qing Yi, but Luo Qingyi's face seems to have been refined, highlighting a dreamy beauty.

This is the mother-in-law? The gap with the wrinkled old man sitting next to him is too big!

There is such a wife at home, and there is still energy to wave, old brother cow criticism.

"Stinky boy, why do you keep staring at my wife?"

It's just that it is very unpleasant in Luoyang Hua's eyes.

"When I see a flower stuck on a lump of cow dung, everyone understands who is the flower and who is the cow dung."

Mizuye shrugged, revealing an expression that you knew for yourself.

Being able to step on the old man's foot and hold his mother-in-law is simply killing two birds with one stone, and the master of this family is obviously the mother-in-law, who does not please her.

Luo Qingyi felt a pain in her braincase, she had a hunch from just now, this meal must be restless, and now it has indeed come true.

"Stinky boy, who do you say is cow dung?"

"Everyone knows this."

"You two shut up for me, old man, is it wrong for Shui Ye to say you are cow dung?"

"That's right, wife, you married me, it is indeed a flower stuck on a lump of cow dung."

Luoyang Hua said with a smile.

"It's about the same, if it weren't for my parents' pleading, I wouldn't have married you!" Fortunately, you have been playing outside at most all these years, and if you dare to say that there are illegitimate children outside, I would have divorced you a long time ago. "

"As for you, Shui Ye, the most famous waste wood in the Thea Federation, but from today onwards, I'm afraid everyone will get to know you again, I don't know your purpose to hide yourself since you were a child, but a person who can hide himself for sixteen years, this mind alone is too terrible, my daughter is a complete fool in front of you, so I only have one request, don't hurt my daughter."

"Mother-in-law, you really misunderstood me, I am really just a waste firewood, and Sister Tsing Yi and I were just a coincidence at the beginning, I swear, I never wanted to take the initiative to provoke Sister Tsing Yi."

Shui Ye said with an innocent look.

"Mom, if you think too much, the water night won't hurt me, I'm sure of that."

Luo Qingyi didn't expect that before the meal began to eat, his mother said such a thing, which was too embarrassing.

"When you lie, it's exactly the same as when the old man was young, and you always subconsciously make people believe what he says, but you are much more handsome than when the old man was young, and sure enough, scumbags have something in common."

The mother-in-law sighed.

Shui Ye and Luo Yanghua looked at each other, only feeling embarrassed, is this mother-in-law a golden eye of fire?

"Dumbfounded! My mom's eyes are very powerful, she sees people very accurately, and it is almost impossible to lie in front of my mother. "

"No wonder, it turns out that this is all genetic."

Shui Ye said depressedly.

"I don't know who you inherited, obviously Lintian is such a decent person, how did you give birth to this flowery and cunning little ghost of yours?"

"Maybe it's inherited from my mother!"

"Your mother and I have also seen, like a little girl who has not grown up, with a proud and arrogant personality, and reckless and rushing, so your father will not let her guard a different space, and it is already the limit to catch smugglers."

The mother-in-law said unceremoniously.

"If you are just Tsing Yi's boyfriend, I mean I won't agree to this affair, as you said, you and the old man are not good people, our mother and daughter owed you two bastards in their previous lives, and I don't know how many green hats have been worn over the years."

"Don't say it, I'll be angry when I say it."

"Lord Mother-in-law, the Shia Federation supports polygamy."

Shui Ye said in a weak voice.

"But I don't support it, if that's better to let this teddy out to wave, I don't have so much time to intrigue with those women."

"But since you can make a quasi-divine beast trainer willing to be your maid, I believe that handling these trivial matters is just a piece of cake for you."

"I'm sincere with Rita, and of course I'm sincere with Sister Tsing Yi."

"So you are much more powerful than this teddy next to me, if you are really a waste firewood, just using rhetoric to deceive my daughter, even if you are married now, I will use dishonorable means to get you to divorce immediately, but unfortunately you are not."

Shui Ye threw a sympathetic look to the old man, this mother-in-law is definitely an out-and-out strong woman, the means are too powerful, no wonder he can fit the old man's obedience.

(PS: Ask for collections, ask for flowers, ask for recommendations, ask for monthly passes, ask for tips)