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This is really not madness, and the king of Tubo is not a mediocre person, so he can see that Yun Fan is not lying.

So he waved his hand, signaling all the guards to leave.

Soon there were only two people left in the room.

Yun Fan smiled: "Is that right?"

After I was thirsty, I bought a bottle of beer for 3 yuan from the trial store.

Then he opened and sat in a chair and drank at will.

And the king of Tubo was full of confusion at this time, he didn't understand how this guy acted like a conjurer, and suddenly something strange came out of his hand?

And this thing has never been seen.

Yun Fan blew two sips on the bottle, wiped his mouth and said with a smile: "It's cool!"

"By the way, do you want a bottle too?"

After speaking, I bought a bottle of Snow Beer in the trial mall and handed it over.

"Come and taste, let's drink and chat"

After the Tubo king took the beer, he carefully looked at it.

Yun Fan smiled and said, "Don't look at it, no poison, if I wanted to kill you, you would be dead long ago."

Hearing that, the Tubo King thought about it as well, then smiled awkwardly, and took a sip gently at the mouth of the bottle.

He frowned quickly: "What kind of smell is this, it's weird!"

Seeing him like this, Yun Fan smiled happily: "This beer is not like this. Come and drink like me."

After speaking, he also made a demonstration action, picked up the beer and gushed directly.

"Hoo, cool!"

After the Tubo king struggled for a while, he also tried as he did.

After a few mouthfuls, his eyes soon lit up.

"Enjoyed!"

"What kind of wine is this, it's so enjoyable to drink!"

Yun Fan grinned and said, "That's necessary. When you drink beer, you have to drink it open."

"Come on, I'll buy some more peanuts and spicy strips for a side dish"

"You're welcome, get up"

In this way, it is now in the palace of Tubo.

Two men, one holding a bottle of beer, and then putting spicy sticks and peanuts on the table, the picture is extremely funny.

It is said that the two are negotiating, but no matter how you look at it, it is only two buddies who are talking nonsense.

When they were satisfied with the drink, they also raised the bottle and touched each other.

After half an hour.

"Well, let's not just drink and talk about business," Yun Fan said as he put down the bottle.

As soon as they drank this wine, they had already drank six or seven bottles before they knew it.

The king of Tubo was also flushed, and he seemed to be drinking a little more.

He waved his hand vaguely.

"Oh, our brothers are not talking about business today, just drinking, come, let's go!"

Seeing that this guy opened a bottle of beer by himself, and then blew on the bottle, Yun Fan was sweating coldly on his forehead.

Uncle's, accidentally drank with the king of Tubo.

Depend on!

"No, I'm an envoy of the Tang Dynasty, I'm here to negotiate."

"What are we talking about, our brothers don't talk about official business today, just drink!"

After speaking, the Tubo king smiled wickedly.

"Brother, you don't know something, this time has made this king so busy, and finally met a confidant, this king is very happy! Very happy!"

"Stop talking, keep drinking, and wait for this king to find some great beauties for you to serve you well!"

Wen Yan Yunfan unconsciously picked up the wine bottle and touched it.

"Hey, how embarrassing is that?"

"No problem, you are the brother of this king. No one dares to have the slightest opinion on what you want to do in this Tubo Kingdom. Oh, by the way, your name is yours."

"My surname is Yun. King, you are older than me. If you don't dislike it, you can call me Big Brother Yun."

"Nonsense! Do you kid think that I'm drunk and want to take advantage of me? I'm clearly older than you, so I'll call you Brother Yun." The Tubo king showed a drunken smile.

Yun Fan feels that this topic is getting more and more crooked the more you talk about it?

Then he continued: "No, I really want to talk to you about some serious business, brother, I still have to complete the task."

"Task?"

"Brother Yun, what's your mission? My Tubo army of hundreds of thousands just needs a word from you, and this king will let them be deployed with you!"

After speaking, the Tubo king opened a bottle of beer by himself. At this time, the two of them had already filled a case.

This remark made Yun Fan happy.

"real?"

"You have no jokes!" It could be seen that the Tubo king was really drunk.

Anyone who loves to drink knows that although beer is not as high as white wine, the beer is so good that it is easy to drink, and it can make people drink without knowing it.

No, the Tubo king is.

Yun Fan had already said all of his words, so he grinned.

"Well, now I want your army to withdraw from the Tang border"

After saying this, the Tubo king was taken aback for a moment, and then put down the wine bottle in his hand.

"Brother, are you serious?"

"Well, as long as you order the withdrawal, my mission will be completed"

The Tubo king frowned and seemed very entangled.

"Hey, brother, brother, you really caused a problem for this king"

"This king just ordered an attack on the Tang Dynasty a few days ago, and it is probably inappropriate for you to let this king suddenly retreat now!"

Yun Fan could see that the wine was still a little too strong.

Then he took out a cigarette and handed it over: "Try it?"

"What is this?" The Tubo King asked with a fresh expression.

"Hey, haven't you heard of tobacco and alcohol? Come and taste it, I'm guaranteed to make you float up and be a fairy."

"Haha, it's good to be an immortal, this king wants to be an immortal, let me try it out"

Soon Yunfan taught the king of Tubo how to smoke, and the two of them took the cigarette at the same time.

"Hey, it's comfortable!"

"That is required"

"Brother, where did we just chat?"

"withdraw troops!"

The Tubo king took a breath, and then said with a sigh.

"Hey, brother, you are really embarrassing this king. Except for this request, this king can promise you anything else."

"No other requirements, just this, as long as you order the withdrawal of troops, how about I give you another surprise?"

"Surprise?" The Tubo king's eyes lit up.

Seems curious about this surprise.

Yun Fan grinned and said, "That's right, does this cigarette go well with beer?"

"Cool!"

"Yeah, as long as you promise to withdraw, I'll teach you something even cooler."

This time, the Tubo king was completely curious.

It was the first time he felt this feeling, and it was not comfortable.

Talk nonsense, don't do it to an immortal!

"Then brother, tell me first, what are you going to teach me?"

Yun Fan smiled: "I'll teach you to dance!"

"Bungee?"

"That's right, you're in the most suitable state for dancing, it will definitely make you cool!"

"Okay, this king wants to try dancing, brother, teach me!"

Yun Fan shook his head.

"You order to withdraw your troops first, or you won't talk about it"

After speaking, he stood up and pretended to leave.

"And I still have business at hand. If you insist on not retreating, then I can't do anything about it. At that time, we can only face each other with swords and swords."

"As for dancing, don't expect to try it in your life."

The impact of these words is huge now.

Although the Tubo king was a little reluctant, he still gritted his teeth and said.

"Wait, brother!"

"Huh? Promise?"

"That's right, my brother's face is still to be given by this king, and I will order to withdraw my troops!"

Wen Yan Yunfan raised the corner of his mouth and smiled lightly.

"It's almost there"

"Okay, the big dance scene is about to start!"