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Zhou Yuan instantly understood what this group of people wanted to do.

The last time he had a hemorrhoid surgery, since the news that he could repair the presidential suite spread, the entire anorectal department came to watch.

Zhihui, who was lying on the hospital bed, was stared at by a bunch of big men, and was exposed under the shadowless lamp.

The following few operations were also the same. All the people in the anorectal department came to assist. Haiyang, who was originally the first assistant, was squeezed out. If the anesthesiologist was not specially trained and they could not replace him, I am afraid that the anorectal doctor would replace the anesthesiologist as well.

Zhou Yuan stared at the hemorrhoids for a long time and felt that the first assistant next to him had a handsome face.

So much so that he was not happy to eat eggs, green beans, and round things in the next few days.

Now... is it his turn to start to feel sick when eating things like bananas and sausages?

Zhou Yuan fell into deep thought.

The doctors in the urology department surrounded him, and each of them grabbed a part of Zhou Yuan

"Dr. Zhou, I have a patient, please cut off my body!"

"Mine! Cut mine, I've checked mine, it looks good, it must be very comfortable to cut!"

Zhang Ling blushed when he heard this and ran away immediately

"You have no conscience……"Zhou Yuan looked at Zhang Ling who was walking away and cursed

"hey-hey……"

The doctors laughed.

Soon, Zhou Yuan was taken to the Urology Department again.

Zhang Ling and Lin Wen were standing at the nurses' station in the emergency department hall, watching Zhou Yuan being escorted away. They felt distressed.

"Unexpectedly, the one who sees the most patients in our department is not the three directors, but Zhou Yuan……"Lin Wen sighed.

Zhang Ling's eyes widened:"Don't you think Zhou Yuan is so awesome? If I were a man, I would also like to find... Ugh! What are you talking about!"

Zhang Ling quickly patted his face and returned to work.

The Urology Department is indeed the Little Prince's Clinic, with a special ward for circumcision.

Of course, Urology is not just about circumcision.

Urinary stones, complex kidney stones, kidney and bladder tumors, prostate diseases, etc., as long as it is related to the urinary system, it can be treated.

It's just that some people are prejudiced against Urology.

"Zhang Deshuai, Zhang Deshuai, come here, it's your turn to have your circumcision done!" a urologist shouted.

A teenage boy jumped up and walked to the ward arrogantly, limping like a big brother.

There were five or six doctors standing in the ward, all staring at him with dangerous smiles.

"There are so many doctors, am I... going to be cut into pieces?"

Zhang Deshuai asked after thinking for a while.

Zhou Yuan came out from behind the curtain, put on rubber gloves, and said,"Don't worry, they are here to observe, I will perform the operation on you."

Zhang Deshuai lay down obediently.

"Will it get bigger after the cut?" Zhang Deshuai asked.

Zhou Yuan:"Take off your pants and let me see."

Zhang Deshuai quickly took them off and lay down on the bed.

Zhou Yuan looked through it for a while and was a little surprised."I've never seen a penis as long as yours.……"

Zhang Deshuai chuckled:"It's long and tough, just like ramen noodles. I often pull them for fun!"

Zhou Yuan:"……"

The urologist behind him touched his stomach and said,"I am indeed a little hungry. I had a liver surgery today and didn't have time to eat lunch. How about... having ramen for dinner?"

"I think it's okay, let's eat ramen."

Zhou Yuan was silent.

"I cleaned it first, then anesthetized it.……"

Zhou Yuan then went into surgery without saying anything.

The doctors behind him also fell silent, watching Zhou Yuan's operation carefully.

"Wow, this resection just cuts the foreskin completely, neither too much nor too little, without causing the frenulum to tear, and also ensures that the nipples can be completely exposed!"

"Wow! This ring! It locks directly on the bleeding area, ensuring that there will be no heavy bleeding, and also protects the superficial veins above!"

"My god, these four needles……"

Zhou Yuan regretted not stuffing cotton in his ears.

The people in the anorectal department were okay. They didn't say anything when they saw you doing the operation, and they tried to grab the scalpel, but at least they kept their mouths shut. Are the people in the urology department... all chatterboxes?

When Zhou Yuan completed the circumcision, he felt his ears were buzzing.

Originally, he thought that his sutures were ordinary, and he had mastered the master-level circumcision technique, which was nothing to him.

However, he praised the doctor next to him as changing the world and promoting social harmony.

Zhou Yuan looked at his hands.

"System, tell me, how come these hands can handle everything from circumcision and hemorrhoidectomy to skull separation and double lung transplants?"

System:"Because I"

"Are you happy to be praised?"

Zhou Yuan withdrew his hand and took off his gloves and threw them away.

"Zhang Deshuai, don't sleep anymore, get up."

As he was about to leave, he suddenly noticed Zhang Deshuai's feet.

"Wait, what happened to your feet?……"

Zhang Deshuai's feet were wrapped in layers of gauze.

Zhou Yuan then remembered that Zhang Deshuai was limping when he came in.

It turned out that he was not pulled, but his foot was injured.

Zhang Deshuai sat up and said,"It's all my mother's fault."

"Blame your mom?"

Domestic violence?

Zhang Deshuai sighed:"My house is being renovated, and there are wooden boards at home. I stepped on them barefoot, and ended up stepping on a nail. My mom told me that I stepped on the nail because I wasn't wearing shoes. I put on shoes and ran back to step on it, and this is what happened... I'm really shocked by my mom's IQ!"

"You should be anxious... so should you." Zhou Yuan said calmly.

"Bullshit! I have a high IQ. Later I summed up my experience. It was because the shoes were not hard enough, so I went online to order a pair of iron shoes. I just couldn’t believe that my feet would be pricked by stepping on them while wearing iron shoes!"

Zhang Deshuai said in high spirits:"If you want to avoid being stepped on by nails, the soles of your shoes must be thick and hard enough! Iron shoes can definitely do it!"

Zhou Yuan was silent for a while and asked:"Then why don’t you go around this nail?"

Zhang Deshuai was stunned for a moment, and then he widened his eyes in surprise as if he had discovered a new continent.

Hearing Zhang Deshuai’s happy cheers, Zhou Yuan and the urology doctors were all stunned.

"Well... sometimes we doctors are actually helpless, for example, patients like this……"

Zhou Yuan nodded.

Then, the second boy who had a circumcision was sent in. The doctors stared at a certain part of his body with expectation, just like they were watching monkeys in a zoo.

"How come this looks like peanuts?"

"Zhang Deshuai is really good. It seems that this thing really depends on innate conditions!"

The little boy lying on the operating table covered his mouth tightly and did not dare to curse.

What if... the doctor got angry and cut off the peanuts?

After a while, the little boy could not bear it anymore and gritted his teeth.

A voice of compromise and determination sounded._Feilu reminds you: Three things to do when reading - collection, recommendation, and sharing