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The thing about circumcision yourself was discovered?!

Zhou Yuan instantly understood what this group of people wanted to do.

The last time I had hemorrhoid surgery, since word spread that I was able to repair the presidential suite, the entire proctology department came to observe.

Zhihui, who was lying on the hospital bed, was stared at by a bunch of big men, and was still exposed under the shadowless lamp.

The next few surgeries are also, the proctology people all run to be assistants, the ocean that originally served as a helper was squeezed out, if not for the anesthesiologist is specially trained, they can not replace, I am afraid that the proctology doctor will also replace the anesthesiologist.

Zhou Yuan stared at the hemorrhoids for a long time, and felt that the Issuke next to him was eyebrows.

So much so that the next few days are not very happy to eat eggs, eat mung beans, and eat round things.

Right now…… Is it the turn of eating something like banana sausage to start nauseating?

Zhou Yuan fell into deep contemplation.

The urology doctor surrounded him, and one of them grabbed a part of Zhou Yuan.

“Doctor Zhou, I have a patient, cut mine!”

“Mine! Cut mine, mine one I checked, it looks good, it must be very comfortable to cut! ”

Zhang Ling blushed when he heard it next to him, and immediately ran away.

“You have no conscience…” Zhou Yuan scolded as he looked at Zhang Ling who was far away.

“Hey, hey…”

The laughter of the doctors rang out.

Soon, Zhou Yuan was taken to the urology department again.

Zhang Ling and Lin Wen watched Zhou Yuan being hugged away at the nurse’s desk in the emergency department hall, and they felt distressed.

“Unexpectedly, the most visited in our department is not the three directors, it is Zhou Yuan…” Lin Wen sighed.

Zhang Ling’s eyes straightened: “I don’t think Zhou Yuan is powerful!” If I were a man, I would also want to find… Ahhh! What to say! ”

Zhang Ling quickly patted his face and returned to work.

The Department of Urology is indeed the clinic of the Little Prince of the Foreskin, with a ward dedicated to circumcision.

Of course, urology is not just about circumcision.

Urinary stones, complicated kidney stones, as well as kidney, bladder tumors, prostate diseases, etc., as long as they are related to the urinary system, can be done.

It’s just that some people are prejudiced against urology.

“Zhang Deshuai, Zhang Deshuai come here, it’s time for you to circumcise!” A doctor in the urology department shouted.

A teenage boy jumped up, used the posture of a big brother, limped and walked arrogantly to the ward.

I saw five or six doctors standing in the ward, all staring at themselves with dangerous smiles.

“So many doctors, I… Is it to be diced? ”

After thinking for a while, Zhang Deshuai asked.

Zhou Yuan walked out from behind the curtain, put on rubber gloves, and said, “Don’t worry, they are here to observe, I will operate on you.” ”

Zhang Deshuai lay down obediently.

“Will it get bigger after cutting?” Zhang Deshuai asked.

Zhou Yuan: “I’ll take a look if you take off your pants.”

Zhang Deshuai quickly took it off and consciously lay down on the bed.

Zhou Yuan looked at it for a while, a little surprised. “I’ve seen you this long…”

Zhang Deshuai smiled: “Long, toughness is good, like ramen, I often pull and play!” ”

Zhou Yuan: “…”

The urologist in the back touched his stomach: “It’s really a little hungry, today’s liver surgery, I haven’t had time to eat at noon, or … Eating ramen in the evening? ”

“I think so, let’s eat ramen.”

Zhou Yuan was silent.

“I’ll wash first, then anesthetize…”

Saying that, Zhou Yuan threw himself into the operation and stopped talking.

The doctors behind also quieted down, carefully watching Zhou Yuan’s operation.

“Wow, this excision, just finished cutting the foreskin, no more, no less, and it won’t cause the frenulum to tear, and it also ensures that the finch head can be fully exposed!”

“Wow! This set of rings! It is directly locked in the part that is prone to bleeding, ensuring that it will not cause heavy bleeding, and also protecting the superficial veins above! ”

“Oh my God, these four stitches…”

Zhou Yuan regretted why he didn’t stuff cotton in his ears.

The people over there in the proctology department are okay, see if you do the operation, don’t say, grab the scalpel and want to get started, at least people keep their mouths shut.

People in urology … Is it all talk?

When Zhou Yuan completed the circumcision, he felt that his whole ear was buzzing.

Originally, he felt that his suturing sounded ordinary, and he had mastered the master circumcision, which was nothing to him.

However, he boasted to the doctor next to him about changing the world and promoting social harmony.

Zhou Yuan looked at his hands.

“System, you say, these hands, as small as circumcision, cutting hemorrhoids, as large as skull separation and double lung transplantation, why can they be controlled?”

System: “Because of me.” ”

“Praise you, are you happy?”

Zhou Yuan withdrew his hand, took off his gloves and threw them away.

“Zhang Deshuai, don’t sleep, get up.”

Saying that, he was about to leave, and suddenly noticed Zhang Deshuai’s feet.

“Wait, what’s wrong with your feet…”

Zhang Deshuai’s feet were wrapped in layers of gauze.

Only then did Zhou Yuan remember that Zhang Deshuai was lame when he came in.

It turned out that it was not a drag, but an injury to the foot.

Zhang Deshuai sat up and said, “It’s all my mother.” ”

“Blame your mother?”

Domestic violence?

Zhang Deshuai sighed: “Isn’t my home decorating, there are wooden boards at home, I stepped on it barefoot, and as a result, I stepped on the nail, my mother told me that I stepped on the nail because I didn’t wear shoes, I specially wore shoes and ran back to step on, and it turned out like this… I’m really pecking chicken for my IQ! ”

“It’s time to hurry… You too. Zhou Yuan said calmly.

“Fart! I have a very high IQ, I later summed up the experience, because the shoes are not hard enough, so I went to the Internet to order a pair of iron shoes, I didn’t believe it, wearing iron shoes can still pierce my feet! ”

Zhang Deshuai was full of enthusiasm and said, “If you want not to be stepped on by nails, the sole of your shoes must be thick and hard enough!” Iron shoes absolutely do! ”

Zhou Yuan was silent for a while and asked, “Then why don’t you bypass this nail?” ”

Zhang Deshuai was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes widened in surprise as if he had discovered a new continent.

Listening to Zhang Deshuai’s happy and cheering voice, Zhou Yuan and the doctors of the urology department fell into sluggishness.

“That… We doctors, in fact, sometimes we are very powerless, such as this kind of patient…”

Zhou Yuan nodded.

Then the boy from the second circumcision was brought in, and the doctors stared expectantly at a certain area like monkeys in a zoo.

“How is this the same as peanut rice?”

“Or Zhang Deshuai is powerful, it seems that this thing really depends on the innate conditions!”

The little boy lying on the operating table covered his mouth vigorously and did not dare to curse.

In case of…… People doctors are angry and cut off small peanuts and rice?

After a while, the little boy couldn’t help it anymore and gritted his teeth.

A voice of grievance and firmness sounded. _

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