Start with the script killing shop

Orange's lie was exposed on the second day.

The person who exposed her birthday lie was none other than her old classmate Yan Huaiyou.

As the lowest-paid member of Galaxy Script Club (no commission without opening a book), Chengzi is the most active in making forms, and the most diligent key employee who goes to C.C. to play mahjong during work. Jiang Qi, the boss, heard that key employees are celebrating their birthdays next week, so he I went to CC specifically to ask Yan Huaiyou what Chengzi liked.

Give whatever you like as a gift. This is how the boss cares for key employees.

Then Yan Huaiyou told Jiang Qi that Chengzi's birthday was April 27th, and it was unnecessary for him to prepare birthday gifts for key employees four months in advance.

Jiang Qi:?

"Is there a possibility that Cheng Zi usually likes to celebrate birthdays according to the lunar calendar?" Jiang Qi made a bold guess.

"Do you think there is a difference of 4 months between the lunar calendar birthday and the solar calendar birthday?" Yan Huaiyou looked at Jiang Qi.

Jiang Qi was convinced.

"But." Yan Huaiyou sat upright, put down the freshly squeezed orange juice in his hand, and looked at Jiang Qi with bright eyes, "My mother's cousin's son's classmate's sister has a birthday next week, and my mother saw the video posted by your store's customer service account , pushed the video to her cousin, my mom’s cousin pushed the video to her son, my mom’s cousin’s son pushed the video to his classmate, and my mom’s cousin’s son’s classmate pushed the video Show it to her mother.”

"So, they want to come to your store for their birthday."

Jiang Qi: o_O

Jiang Qi looked at Yan Huaiyou with a dull look on his face, and ran through what he just said in his mind again, and said uncertainly: "So it should be a little girl's birthday now, right?"

"Yes." Yan Huaiyou took out his mobile phone and showed Jiang Qi a screenshot of the chat, "It's just that their family has more requirements."

"Their family hopes to wear a pink skirt for the elk pulling the sled. If he can't wear a skirt, he must at least wear a pink hat. Then the sleigh will pull birthday gifts from relatives and friends to the little girl. These gifts are relatively large in number and heavy in weight. It may be relatively big, I don’t know if the toy elk in your store can pull it.”

"Then their family really likes the special effect of lighting candles one by one in the dark. Her mother wants to order this service, but they want to light a lot of candles."

"Her mother wants to light up the wall saying 'Happy 11th birthday to Sun Yining, be happy every day and become more and more beautiful!' to cover the entire evidence collection gallery."

"By the way, your toy elk seems to be able to talk. It should be programmed, right? Her mother wants the elk to wish her daughter a happy birthday in person, and also wish her to be beautiful, young and beautiful forever."

"These are not problems." Jiang Qi said nonchalantly, "Does her daughter like racing cars? Our store can also use racing cars to pull things. If she likes cavalry, I also have an electric cavalry at home that can cut cakes."

Jiang Qi said that their store is absolutely professional in terms of birthday services.

Yan Huaiyou:?

These toys you bought...are they all weird toys?

"But after all, our store is a script-killing store and we can't only accept birthdays. Let's do this. I'll send you the list of our store, and you can call your... little girl's mother. Let her choose a child based on the number of people. For a fun game, I recommend "MasterChef Competition". You can play this game and eat longevity noodles together."

"Now that our store has a bigger room and the number of DMs is sufficient, we can open a 30-player version of "MasterChef Competition."

"Okay." Yan Huaiyou nodded readily.

"By the way, there is one more thing. To be honest, my birthday is closer than that of Orange. I celebrate my birthday on the lunar calendar, and the Lantern Festival is my birthday every year. I remember you said before that your store is only closed during the New Year's Day. Lantern Festival It should be open on the holiday, right? Give me a luxurious birthday plan, don’t tell me the content, give me some surprises, all the toys you just mentioned can be arranged." Yan Huaiyou said that only children do multiple-choice questions, I want them all if I have money .

Jiang Qi:......

"You...don't you want to go home and have dinner with your family during the Lantern Festival?"

Yan Huaiyou said obediently: "You can do it in the afternoon. Meal time at my house is very late, usually until eight or nine in the evening."

"……Fine."

.

I went to C.C. and received a birthday order with a higher price than the proposal. I also received a birthday order for a top-priced night party. As soon as Jiang Qi received the deposit, he went back to the store and asked Wang Erya who was tutoring him in mathematics. Wang Xinghua announced the good news.

Yes, Wang Xinghua no longer teaches Wang Erya English but mathematics.

After such a long period of English teaching, Wang Erya learned words every day when she opened her eyes and closed her eyes. Wang Xinghua felt that it was not good to only study one course for a long time, and she would easily get bored and become resistant.

So she is switching to mathematics now, and will switch to physics when she gets tired of mathematics. Anyway, Wang Erya has enough subjects to learn, which is enough for her to switch.

"π...πd?"

"I'm asking you what is the formula for the area of ​​a circle? Is πd the formula for the area of ​​a circle? I just told you this morning. I remember telling it at the dinner table. Didn't you still take notes in the textbook at that time? Why have you forgotten now?" Wang Xinghua's face was full of hatred.

"π...π..." Wang Erya's face was full of scumbag.

She only learned mathematics in the second grade of elementary school. After recovering all her memories, she was proficient in calculating accounts, using an abacus, and was pretty good at math. The formulas for the circumference and area of ​​a circle are indeed beyond the scope for her and are difficult to learn.

"Go read the math book again."

Wang Erya quickly went to the lounge to get a math book.

"Xinghua." Jiang Qi said, "I took two big orders."

Wang Xinghua's eyes lit up.

"I have a rough understanding of the customer's needs. Your workload is relatively large, so I am going to give you more money."

"Thank you, boss!" Wang Xinghua already behaved like a worker.

"I remember you lit 50 candles yesterday, right? There will be several times more candles next week than yesterday, and the boss will triple it for you, 150! Remember to light the candles naturally and coherently. It looks like it was made by an agency. You can't If you click incorrectly, you will be deducted money.”

"Don't worry, boss, I'll have no problem lighting candles!" Wang Xinghua was so happy when she heard that the next order to light candles actually cost 150 yuan that she almost jumped up and did two somersaults in the air.

"Banban, Lili Gonggong!" Lili, who was supposed to be preparing to scare people upstairs, unexpectedly arrived at the entrance of the abandoned theater downstairs and threw herself into Jiang Qi's arms.

"Ban Ban is biased. Sister Xinghua costs 150 yuan and Lili costs 10 yuan. Lili needs more money. Lili wants to buy a doll, but Lili doesn't have enough money." Lili threw herself into Jiang Qi's arms and started making trouble.

Ever since Jiang Qi formulated the principle of pocket money distribution according to work, Lili has not even saved enough money for a baby.

In fact, this cannot be blamed on Lili, the main reason is that Wang Xinghua is so good at curling.

Lili's living expenses are already low, only half of Wang Xinghua's. In the past, when there was a blind box network list, Lili could only compile one network at a time, and she would often leave the program to watch TV with Huang Fugui. The efficiency was really not high.

Wang Xinghua is different. She can watch TV while she is away from work, while controlling the three webs in the air to weave together. The weaving speed is faster than Lili, and the efficiency is extremely high.

Then there is the role of ghosts. Lili can play Wang Xinghua, and Lili can play Wang Xinghua. Wang Xinghua can fly, control objects, and become invisible. In addition to not being as scary as Lili, her scaring ability is much better than Lili's.

In addition, Wang Xinghua is a super master of writing. During her free time from work, she tutors Wang Erya and earns 10 yuan an hour as a tutoring fee, thus achieving a true 24/7 job. She can also take on various chores every day after work. Even if she doesn't have the conditions to create chores, she can still find chores, such as fishing for stewed vegetables at three o'clock in the morning every day.

Because fishing for braised vegetables at 3 o'clock in the morning every day requires running from home to the braised vegetable restaurant and back again. The journey is relatively long, so it costs more than fishing for braised vegetables at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, 20 yuan per trip.

Before Wang Xinghua came to propose this business, Jiang Qi had never thought that stone pots could also work 24/7.

This directly caused Lili to not even have enough money to save a baby, while Wang Xinghua had already bought a lot of things for herself.

Makeup setting spray, lipstick, hat, earrings, bracelets are all inconspicuous little things. Even Beiru didn't notice that the earrings Wang Xinghua wears on her ears every day are 3299 silver diamond earrings.

She always thought that Wang Xinghua's earrings were rhinestones bought at a roadside stall for 15 yuan a pair. She also advised Wang Xinghua not to wear earrings that were too cheap and could easily cause infection. It was best to wear silver ones.

"Lili, the boss wants to give you more money, but it's unfair to Sister Xinghua to give you more money." Jiang Qi said seriously.

"Think about how important the job Sister Xinghua does is. She is the only ghost in the store who can become invisible. She can only do this job. Sister Xinghua wants so many candles and only gets 150 yuan per session. You only need to sit down If you press the switch there, you can get 10 yuan for turning on the lights."

"Compared with this, you actually have a much easier time getting money than Sister Xinghua. The boss has already opened a back door for you."

Lili thought about it carefully and it seemed that this was indeed the case, but it was also true that she couldn't afford the doll. Lili didn't understand why she couldn't afford a doll now that she had money at her disposal, so she could only look at Jiang Qi helplessly.

"But Banban, Lili wants to make money."

"Lili, you have to rely on yourself to make money." Wang Xinghua said, "You can't be so rigid and only know how to make dead money. You just do whatever the boss assigns you. You can't make a fortune if you continue like this."

"You have to find work by yourself. Labor is created. The boss is so stupid and doesn't know how to do business. The two of us can obviously make up a lot of tricks every day and sell them. The boss has not yet found a serious market, only occasionally. Just a small order. You can’t buy a few dolls a year if you expect the boss to share the work with you to make money. You have to think of ways to make money on your own like me.”

Lili thought it made sense and began to think seriously.

As an enthusiastic ghost, Wang Xinghua thought of the political books she had read before and felt that it was time to get rich first and drive the rich later. She, the ghost who made money first, should lead Lili, the poor ghost who couldn't make any money.

"Lili, you can dance!" Wang Xinghua clapped her hands, feeling that she had come up with a great idea.

"Hasn't the boss started taking birthday orders now? People celebrate birthdays every day. As long as the boss goes out and works hard to take orders, we will definitely be able to do a lot of birthday orders."

"I took a fancy to a dancing elf makeup box online last night. It only costs 8999! Lili, you have a lot of beautiful doll skins. You can use those doll skins to dance to celebrate the birthdays of the birthday people. They will definitely like it. !”

"But Lili can't dance." Lili was a little embarrassed, so she pulled her right hand and tore it off, "Lili can only dance like this."

Jiang Qi:......

Thank you, this is not called dancing.

"I don't think you should learn it! There are so many dancing videos on the Internet, as well as those in cartoons. Dancing isn't just about jumping around in circles, pretending to be cute and saying a few auspicious words. You are a doll. What are you afraid of? Really?" Wang Xinghua said, "Although this dance is very easy, it is also a business, right?"

"You can also control several dolls to dance together and perform group dances. Wouldn't it look better?"

"Although I think your dancing is definitely not as good as my lighting of candles. The cheapest one for me to light candles is 50 yuan. I think it's okay for you to pay 30 yuan for a dance. It's not much better than lighting a candle." ”

"Thank you, Sister Xinghua!" Lili was suddenly enlightened. She felt like she had found the secret to getting rich, and she excitedly jumped from Jiang Qi's arms to the ground.

"Banban, I'm going to learn to dance!"

Then Lili skipped to the corner, lay down in the corner and pretended to be forgotten, cut her skin and went upstairs.

Jiang Qi also fell into deep thought.

"Is Lili's dance only worth 30?" Jiang Qi's face was filled with questions.

Jiang Qi felt squeezed when he heard this price. For some reason, he suddenly felt that Wang Xinghua was more suitable to be a capitalist than him.

"Isn't it just jumping around in circles? Boss, do you think 30 yuan is too much? If you let Lili operate a few more dolls, it will be worth 30 yuan if you get 16 dolls jumping together." Wang Xing ikebana.

As she spoke, Wang Xinghua came up with a new business: "Hey, boss, I thought of something I can do!"

"I have seen online videos and TV series where girls wear luminous crowns and blow out candles on their birthdays. I can provide services where the crown falls from the sky and falls on the top of the head, and the light shines the moment it lands on the top of the head."

Jiang Qi was amazed.

"Add 10 yuan!"

"Thank you, boss." Wang Xinghua happily took out her mobile phone to see how much the next small item she wanted to buy was.

Jiang Qi also took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Yan Huaiyou.

Jiang Qi: I have launched a new service for birthday banquets.

Jiang Qi: 16 mechanical dolls dancing + wearing crowns. It is not convenient to disclose the specific details, but the quality and quantity are guaranteed, and the package only costs 300 yuan.

Ten minutes later, Yan Huaiyou transferred 600 yuan to Jiang Qi.

Yan Huaiyou: I want it too.

Yan Huaiyou: Just put the crown on Chu Chu’s head. I don’t need a crown.

Yan Huaiyou transferred another 50 yuan to Jiang Qi.

Yan Huaiyou: Wear it secretly for me once when no one is around.

Yan Huaiyou: I want the crown.

"Good guy."

"I didn't expect you to be like this Yan Huaiyou."

Jiang Qi began to search for a crown on a certain treasure. The more he looked at it, the more excited he became. He looked at Wang Xinghua who had already walked into the small dark room and started to tutor Wang Erya in writing questions. Jiang Qi coughed twice and walked over.

"Xinghua, I'm going to place an order for crowns and tiaras tonight. For the sake of my customers, when the goods arrive, you can put them on for me first and see if they look natural."

"Okay boss." Wang Xinghua had no doubt that he was there.

I feel like the script shop has almost finished writing. It’s time to open a new map.