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Chapter 265 The consequences of being unable to speak like a dog (Additional update for leader Zhuan
The parents were having a great time petting the dogs. Jiang Qi watched for a while and found that the three dogs enjoyed being liked by others. He opened a can of the canned food he just bought for the three dogs and one dog, and then Go back to your room and think about the dog-drawn carriage.
As long as there is someone else at home except Jiang Qi, the toy spirits will stay in Jiang Qi's room obediently. Except for the racing car who likes to pursue excitement and occasionally sneaks out, and the flower fairy who relies on her ability to fly and sometimes flies up from the window to visit upstairs, the rest of the toy spirits are very honest.
Everyone was sitting together listening to the cavalry read the movie script newly generated by the script writer.
Not every Toy Spirit is literate.
Because the first toy spirit summoned was the cavalry, Jiang Qi mistakenly believed that literacy was a standard requirement for toy spirits for a long time. But this is obviously not the case. Only cavalry, farmers and princesses can read these toy spirits.
Don't forget that before watching Racing, I squatted at Jiang Bing's door every day to peek at the TV series. It was entirely based on listening. If you didn't know a single word on the subtitles, you were a pure illiterate.
Compared with humans, the hearing of toy spirits is very developed. This is why the toy spirits in the house can always evacuate the scene before Jiang Bing and others come back - with their hearing, they can just walk to the first floor. I heard noises at home.
The script generated this time belonged to the princess. The princess, wearing a beautiful pink tutu, sat on the windowsill and listened with satisfaction to the cavalryman reading the sadomasochistic story generated by the script generator about her and a prince from an unknown small country.
Although this is a script written by the princess herself, and the princess also knows how to read, you can't expect a princess who likes to watch sadomasochism stories with herself as the protagonist to read a movie script with herself as the protagonist to a group of toy spirits.
"Everyone." Jiang Qi's arrival interrupted the story-reading meeting, "From today onwards, there will be three new friends in the house, three card Alaskans. Theoretically, they can understand what you say, but if you are not proficient in dog language If you do, you will most likely not be able to understand what they are saying. Considering their size, although I believe that everyone should be able to get along with each other in a friendly and happy manner in the future, it is best not to actively provoke them."
"Especially you, the racing car." Jiang Qi named and criticized the racing car that almost exposed his secret in front of Wu Jingyi. "Now that the wizard Kaka is not around, I can only pull out a new toy from the recycling bag here every 10 days. If it is accidentally damaged, you can't If you don’t go into the recycling bag for repairs, I can’t guarantee how long it will take to pull you out again.”
The car flashed its headlights weakly and guiltily to show that it understood.
"Mr. Boss," the racing car whispered, "If I am really damaged, you must pull me out."
"I also want to experience the feeling of being a little master every day."
Jiang Qi:......
"Shut up, Racing Car!" Sunflower broke through the defense again and screamed.
A war is about to break out.
"Have they always been like this?" The princess moved to the side and asked the cavalryman with a curious face, "I have been out for 17 days, and they have quarreled 31 times."
cavalry:……
You actually plan this.
The cavalryman nodded with difficulty, pretending not to hear the quarrel between Sunflower and Racing Car: "It happens often, you just get used to it. I think Sunflower has actually adapted to Racing Car. The first time Racing Car said this, it was so angry that it was so angry... I It means that the flower branches under the flower are all stretched out, you can see it is normal now."
"Okay, Mr. Boss is back. Let's seize the time and continue reading. We can't disturb Mr. Boss's sleep."
"Her Highness the Princess has the most beautiful and smooth blond hair in the world. This is the blond hair that all the women in the capital aspire to have. Whenever the sun shines on Her Highness the Princess's hair, her hair will look like..."
Jiang Qi:...?
What kind of modifier is this from a Mary Sue novel? Seeing the princess's proud expression, and even secretly touching her blond hair, which was not that smooth, Jiang Qi shook his head and left the room.
He forgot to tell Jiang Xiaoliang that he should use his connections to borrow a van tomorrow and take the three dogs to the amusement park for a visit.
The size of these three dogs cannot fit in an ordinary car.
.
Because he went to bed early at night, Jiang Qi rarely woke up at seven o'clock the next morning. After getting up, Jiang Qi first looked at the script that was set before going to bed yesterday to create a 21-person version of "Red Tears". Not surprisingly, it was a failed love affair.
Jiang Qi threw the failed script into the failure category and started generating new scripts.
The scripts written by a one-star script writer are still not good, and the probability of junk scripts is as high as 99.9%. It is more difficult to write a qualified multiplayer script than drawing cards to draw SSR.
However, the script writer is about to rise to star level. Although the quality of the script for the 15-person version of "Red Tears" compiled before was very average and barely usable, there are still people who like it if it cannot support the large customer base.
In addition, these toy spirits at home are very supportive. As long as the script is written with them as the protagonist, the protagonist himself will be very satisfied, and he will also gain a lot of satisfaction without knowing it.
It takes 500 satisfaction points to upgrade from one star to two stars. Now it has 419 points. It is estimated that it will be upgraded in another month.
From this point of view, of all the cards Jiang Qi has summoned so far, except for the [Abandoned Theater] which has not yet been completed, [Kaka's Toy Recycling Bag] has the lowest progress in rising stars.
It still is (2/10).
However, there is no rush to help these toys find their owners. Before, Jiang Qi didn’t know that the toy spirits would disappear if they met two owners who didn’t love them enough. Digestion. Now that I know it, I have to be more cautious when looking for an owner.
These toy spirits are Kaka's hard work. Kaka will also come out to work for Jiang Qi in the future. How can Jiang Qi ruin the hard work of his future gold medal employee.
"There is a birthday party this afternoon and evening. Everyone, remember to prepare in advance. If you want to watch the fun, just tell Xinghua when she comes to pick you up and ask her to take you with her."
"But one thing to note is that tonight's birthday party is for a 7-year-old girl. There should be many friends of his age attending the party. Don't sneak into their school bags just because you see the children and want them to be your little masters. Li tried to go home with them."
"This is a very irresponsible behavior for yourselves. Everyone should learn from racing cars. Racing cars will never make such mistakes. I am talking about you as a sheep. Remember?" Jiang Qi? Staring at the sheep stuffed toy.
When the mother of the protagonist of the last birthday party called Jiang Qi and told her that her daughter accidentally brought home a sheep plush toy from the store, Jiang Qi was stunned. Jiang Qi was so frightened that he hung up the phone and took a taxi to the guest's house to pick up the toys. He thanked the guest profusely and promised to give the guest a half-price birthday party next year.
Fortunately, this family is a kind person. When they found an extra stuffed toy in their bag, they did not tell Jiang Qi directly but called Jiang Qi. Otherwise, when Jiang Qi found out that the sheep was missing, he would not know where to look for it.
The recycling bag can only tell Jiang Qi the location of these toy spirits when the toy spirits are about to be damaged. If the intact toy spirits sneak away on their own, Jiang Qi really won't be able to find them.
Although most stuffed animals are obedient and good children are a little silly, good children are more terrifying when they are bearish than naughty children.
Even a racing car can't do such a bad thing.
After that time, Jiang Qi imposed severe punishment on the sheep. He was punished by not being able to play with Da Da for a week. He killed the chicken to scare the monkeys, and the effect was outstanding.
"Remember." Sheep buried his head in the floor and whispered, "Mr. Boss, I will never secretly hide it in the future master's schoolbag again."
"Don't worry, Mr. Boss, I, the Flower Fairy and the princess will keep an eye on everyone." The cavalryman promised.
Jiang Qi nodded and prepared to go to the living room to pet the three big dogs.
Thinking of the soft touch when touching the dog yesterday, Jiang Qi couldn't help but have a slightly perverted smile on his face.
Having a dog is such a joy!
Raising a big dog is double the joy! !
Three big dogs are 2×3=6 times as happy! ! !
These three dogs can also understand human speech, are well-behaved and cute, and are simply indescribable happiness! ! ! !
In summary:
Hahahahaha, I, Jiang Qi, have a dog!
With an increasingly perverted smile on his face, Jiang Qi pushed open the door, ready to greet three big dogs running toward him enthusiastically.
This time he is ready and will never be knocked down by Lala!
Then Jiang Qi discovered...
Where is his dog?
Where are his three big dogs? ?
Where are his three gold-medal dogs that have been the most popular sled dog combination in Serra Village for three consecutive years? ? !
Looking at the empty kennel, Jiang Qi went to find the place where he put the dog leash yesterday.
Very good, the dog is gone, the dog leash is gone, a pack of teething sticks is missing, 3 cans are missing, and the freeze-drying bucket has been opened. It seems that Jiang Xiaoliang and Qiao Huifang went for a walk with their dogs today.
Jiang Qi remembered that his parents usually went out for morning exercises after five o'clock and came back with breakfast around seven o'clock.
On the street at five o'clock in the morning, Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang, holding three giant Alaskans, must be the most beautiful ones in the whole street.
Jiang Qi was about to go into the kitchen to grab a bottle of fresh milk to drink when there was movement outside the door.
"Oh, Lala is so good. Grandpa bought you a lot of big meat buns. When grandpa opens the door for you, you can eat meat buns when you get home!"
"Woof woof woof!" This was Lala's excited cry. Although she was very excited, her voice was very restrained.
"Lala is so sensible. She knows that shouting too loudly so early will disturb the neighbors. Grandma bought you chicken drumsticks at the vegetable market. Let's eat chicken drumsticks after we finish the steamed buns!"
"Woof woof woof!" This is Xuexue's cry.
Don't ask Jiang Qi how he heard it, but the barking of these three dogs has its own characteristics.
I don’t know why, Xuexue always screams like water in a kettle is boiling.
"Don't worry, Xue Xue, we have them all. And Liao Liao, Liao Liao doesn't like chicken legs and prefers duck legs, right? Grandma bought duck legs specially for you."
Just as he said this, the door opened.
Jiang Xiaokang and Qiao Huifang returned home loaded with large and small bags.
Jiang Qi looked at the two people and three dogs with a bottle of milk.
Seeing Jiang Qi, the three dogs gathered around him diligently and barked softly, saying that although they also liked Jiang Xiaoliang and Qiao Huifang, Jiang Qi, the master, was always the most important.
It would be better if Jiang Qi could feed him more.
"Wow, Dad, you bought a lot of breakfast today." Jiang Qi looked at the breakfast in Jiang Xiaoliang's hand.
Beef patties, pork patties, meat buns, xiaolongbao, there are three big bags of meat buns alone. The strange thing is that the two of them didn't buy soy milk today.
Soy milk is basically the standard on the Jiang family's breakfast table.
Jiang Xiaoliang looked at Jiang Qi with a guilty conscience: "Xiao Qi, I know it's best not for dogs to eat meat buns, but I think they want to eat them. The three of them stood at the door of the bun shop for a long time today, and I wanted to eat some. There shouldn’t be any problem, I asked the boss, it’s pure meat filling, nothing added.”
Jiang Qi doesn't care much about this kind of thing. Lala, Xuexue and Lianli are not normal dogs after all. Their intelligence is no different from humans. They should be able to eat whatever they want.
Card creatures cannot be regarded as normal if they cannot be upgraded to three stars. In a sense, these three dogs cannot be upgraded to stars, which is also a bug.
"A little?" Jiang Qi looked at the three big bags of steamed buns and felt that he had to redefine himself a little bit.
There were at least seven or eight buns in a bag that were as big as a fist. It was only a little bit that would make him strangle himself to death after eating one bag.
"I bought a bag each of pork stuffing, beef stuffing and mutton stuffing. They are big, so they need to eat more."
"Yes, such a big dog only weighs 150 pounds. I went to the vegetable market to buy chicken legs and duck legs to supplement their nutrition." Qiao Huifang agreed.
Jiang Qi:......
"Then...which one is my breakfast? Xiaolongbao?"
"Xiao Long Bao is what Liao Liao wants to eat."
Qiaoqiao barked twice to indicate that this was the case.
"beef patty?"
"Beef patties are what Lala and Xuexue want to eat."
"...the pork pie is always mine, right?"
"This is what Lala wants to eat too."
Jiang Qi:......
"Xiao Qi, my parents didn't expect you to get up so early today and didn't buy you breakfast."
"Why don't you go downstairs and have something to eat later? Your mother and I are still learning to cook dog food."
Jiang Qi:? ? ?
Dad, Mom, you have changed. You no longer love me when you have a son.
No, it’s a dog grandson.
"Okay." Jiang Qi said helplessly.
These three dogs really have something going for them.
I'm afraid it doesn't have any charm buff.
"But don't feed them too much. I ordered fresh beef at the meat stall, three kilograms per dog per day. This is what they must eat every day."
"Woof woof woof woof!" Lala rubbed against Jiang Qi crazily, trying to tell Jiang Qi that they were different from normal dogs. Three kilograms of beef was just the bottom line, there was no upper limit, they could eat any amount of food, and they didn't mind eating more.
However, Jiang Qi is not proficient in dog language, so he cannot understand such a difficult dog language.
Jiang Qi, who couldn't understand dog language, went downstairs to have breakfast.
Liu Lala is a dog who is anxious at home.
"Woof woof woof." Liao persuaded Lala calmly.
[I just said it yesterday, the new owner’s dog language is not good at understanding what we say. ]
"Woof." Lala responded.
[But the new owner’s house is not a tourist attraction. Without tourists, how can he eat three kilograms of beef every day? ]
"Woof woof." Xuexue joined the group chat.
[I heard from those talking toys that the new owner has an amusement park on the outskirts of the city, and there must be tourists there. We will be full when we go to the amusement park and stay there. ]
"Woof woof woof!" Lala was excited again.
[Very good! ]
"Wow." Qiao Liao reminded Lala to pay attention to her image.
[The new owner’s parents are coming out. ]
When Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang came out of the kitchen, the three dogs surrounded them and rubbed against each other. They were so well-behaved.
"Hey, Lala, Xue Xue and Liao Liao are so good. You must be hungry. Grandpa will feed you steamed buns."
"Woof!" Lala shouted proudly.
[Look, I’m still better! ]
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