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Chapter 276 It’s really strange
What Jiang Qi didn't expect was that F1101 actually made a trash can that can throw garbage.
Because Jiang Qi did not provide materials for F1101 (mainly because Jiang Qi did not think they could really build it), F1101 could only take the group of androids who could only speak %#@$\u0026 to collect materials locally and found them in the amusement park. A lot of useless building materials and waste.
Such as snakeskin bags, linen bags, plastic bags, broken floor tiles, worn paint brushes, broken tiles, leftover wood, etc., you can use everything that can be used.
And then created a...
Created a trash can that can only be described as...
After Jiang Qi rushed to the amusement park, he saw F1101 showing him the trash can that could hold garbage after three days of exploration and research with a very rare expression and attitude that could be called excitement:...
\u0026 # %\u0026$*? ? ?
Jiang Qi felt that for a moment, he might have learned the incomprehensible language used by androids to pretend to be foreigners.
It's just that the part he learned might be swear words.
"You call this a trash can?!" Jiang Qi looked at the black unknown object in front of him. It looked like something that had been burned at high temperature and collapsed to form a trash can that should be thrown into the trash can. , issuing soul questions.
"Didn't you tell me on the phone that you made a trash can in the shape of a flying bird? This is a flying bird?"
The birds in your future world have mutated into this?
Is there still a way for humanity to survive?
Is your world a future world in the high-tech interstellar era, or is it a future world after mankind has experienced the destruction of species and the biochemical crisis of great biological mutation?
"Yes." F1101 was full of confidence in his work and stepped forward to show it to Jiang Qi.
F1101 opened the lid of the trash can and threw a fallen leaf into it. The trash can made a crisp mechanical sound.
"Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility. Please develop a good habit of throwing garbage into the trash can."
I don't know why, but it was a perfectly sound voice, but Jiang Qi felt that the next second the trash can would suddenly have a gun hole and shoot at the people who had not thrown away the garbage.
"You see, the relevant voices are also produced according to your requirements."
"...Then...where is the flying bird?"
"In the trash can." F1101 said. Seeing that Jiang Qi didn't understand, he quickly explained, "It's like this. During the dissolution of the material, F1029 picked up a dead bird, so I melted the bird into it, so this It’s a trash can in the form of a flying bird.”
Jiang Qi:......
Jiang Qi couldn't even control his expression for a while. He tried hard to organize his words and said with difficulty: "This is really..."
"The physical form of a flying bird."
"But I think it's too early to put this trash can in an amusement park. With the aesthetics and ideology of our world, we may not be able to appreciate such a... postmodern style trash can." Jiang Qi pulled out a trash can with difficulty. Smile, "I don't think it's possible."
F1101 was stunned for a moment, obviously not expecting that such an outstanding trash can he built would be rejected by his employer.
"Okay." F1101 nodded, "What style of trash can do you like?"
"Are you still planning to continue building it?" Jiang Qi thought F1101 would just give up.
To be honest, he still hasn't figured out what kind of creature the divine company's androids are.
The user manual clearly states that bionic humans are not conventional organisms and therefore cannot be used in biological experiments. But through contact with F1101, Jiang Qi felt that the bionic man was not entirely a robot.
They have their own thoughts, habits, and even hobbies. Although there are not many, they are somewhat different from the future robots imagined by Jiang Qi.
"Yes." F1101 said with his standard expressionless expression, "Completing the orders and instructions of the employer is what our divine company's bionics should do."
"This is not the first time I hired you. We are so familiar with each other that I think you can tell me the truth." Jiang Qi didn't believe F1101's lies.
"That's right." F1101 continued to maintain his expression, "Under normal circumstances, we coolie-type androids will not be so free during the period of employment."
"There are now 75 coolie-type androids in the amusement park, and everyone is very eager to have some jobs other than pretending to be foreign workers and cleaning the amusement park."
Jiang Qi understands, this is a group of Juan kings who like 007 and can't stand such a leisurely job.
Jiang Qi slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "If you want a job, tell me early. Do you know how to decorate?"
F1101 nodded: "Of course, otherwise the company would not send us to accept your commission."
"The decoration and renovation of the commercial area is almost completed now, but the renovation of other parts of the amusement park has just begun. Two days ago, Boss Shen was still telling my dad that it was too hot this summer, and he might not know until the hottest period in July and August. How many degrees?"
"The hot summer will definitely affect the normal construction of the amusement park, and the renovation work may be delayed."
"You can arrange shifts and assign people to help other decoration teams with construction every day."
"Of course, other androids except you and F1111 still have to pretend they don't understand each other, and the communication will be up to you two."
"Okay, Mr. Jiang Qi."
F1101 nodded slightly: "Well, Mr. Jiang Qi, do you still need the trash can?"
Jiang Qi:?
So you really want to be a trash can?
You androids have very special interests and hobbies.
"If you want to do it, just do it. If you need any materials, tell me." Jiang Qi said, pointing to the current trash can, "But please be sure to destroy this."
Jiang Qi said that their amusement park is not a Cthulhu-themed amusement park and there is no need to throw away such valuable trash cans.
During lunch, Jiang Qi went to Boss Shen and told Boss Shen that the bionic people would participate in the renovation of other parts of the amusement park, and asked him to make arrangements.
After the completion of these theaters, many people went in to see them, and everyone was amazed at the work level of F1101 and others.
In just three months, the house was built and decorated from scratch, and the 40-person decoration team took care of it all. F1101 and others have become a gold medal construction + decoration team in the eyes of other decoration workers.
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On July 9, after more than ten days of careful planning, Lili was so excited that she flew down from upstairs at 4:17 a.m. on July 9, pushed open the window of Jiang Qi's room, and came to Jiang Qi's bedside to kiss him. wake.
Lili opened the window and didn't even close it, causing a lot of air conditioning in Jiang Qi's room to drift out.
4 o'clock in the morning is usually the time when Jiang Qi is asleep.
Lili didn't dare to push Jiang Qi too hard, fearing that she would accidentally push the boss who paid her wages out of control. But using the normal strength of her doll's body to push a sleeping adult man, it was obvious that she wouldn't be able to wake him up.
So Lili chose plan C.
She controlled a book on Jiang Qi's desk, let it float to a height of 40cm above Jiang Qi's head, aimed it at his face, and slammed it down hard without hurting anyone, directly waking Jiang Qi up.
I was also stunned by the way.
By the way, the book Lili picked was the 7th edition of Electrical Engineering, one of the few professional books Jiang Qi had left on his bookshelf.
Another piece of trivia: Electrical Engineering has more than 300 pages and weighs 2 pounds.
The stunned Jiang Qi looked at the electrician beside the pillow, blowing the hot wind outside the window, and saw through the moonlight the stunned toy spirits on the window sill, and then looked at Li who was sitting on his bed looking very guilty. Korea.
Jiang Qi:......
Did Lili suddenly awaken to consciousness and feel that it was too aggrieved that her majestic ancient mantong was being squeezed by a mere human being, so she decided to rebel at night and go on a killing spree, killing his capitalist boss first to start the road to destruction.
"Banban." Lili showed a flattering smile, "You're awake!"
"Lili just pushed you to wake up. There happened to be a blue book on the bookshelf, so Lili used it to wake up Banban."
Jiang Qi silently touched the bridge of his nose, looked at his phone, and sighed helplessly.
What else can I do? Can I spank my children? Make it look like he can beat him.
"Tell me, what's the reason for waking me up at 4 o'clock in the morning?" Jiang Qi leaned on the bed.
"Banban, Lili's design is ready!" Lili said excitedly, "Lili just thought of the last mechanism, and Lili's design has been completed!"
"Banban, let's go build a house! Uncle Fugui said, Banban, it will take you two hours to go to the amusement park. Lili will be with her brother and sister at 8:30. Now you take Lili to the amusement park while we build a house." house!"
After Lili’s explanation, Jiang Qi finally understood why Lili woke him up with a book at 4:00 in the morning.
In Lili's understanding, it takes Jiang Qi two hours to go to the amusement park, and four hours to go back and forth.
And Lili has a schedule for the challenge this morning, "Horror Doll House" at 8:30. Jiang Qi just read the schedule before going to bed last night, so he remembers it clearly.
Set off now, use the construction card for 15 minutes, and then return immediately. Lili has made clear arrangements for herself.
"Fine."
Jiang Qi knew that Lili had good intentions. Although her good intentions put him in a bad light with her electrical engineering skills, he had to give Lili a thumbs up for her professionalism.
"Wait for me to change clothes and wash up, then I'll take you to a taxi to the amusement park."
"Banban, hurry up!" Lili urged.
"Don't worry, two hours is the time to take the bus. There are no buses running at this time. It's very fast for us to take a taxi." Jiang Qi explained, changed his clothes and went out to wash up, leaving Lili to sit there obediently. Waiting for Jiang Qi in bed.
"Miss Lili." The elk on the window sill looked at the open window and reminded, "The window you opened has not been closed yet."
"Ah!" Lili quickly closed the window, "Don't tell Ban Ban!"
"Okay Miss Lili."
The relationship between the relatively early toy spirits like Elk and Lili is actually quite good. After all, during the days when the store was closed during the Chinese New Year, Lili watched cartoons with them upstairs, and they all watched the garden together. The friendship between babies and Teletubbies.
After the window was closed, the tiger puppet sitting in the window breathed a sigh of relief: "I was scared to death. I just thought Mr. Boss's head would be smashed by a book."
"Mr. Boss is a human being and not a glass toy. How could he be smashed by a book?" Sailor said loudly.
"I'm just scared." Tiger whispered.
"That's right, Tiger is obviously worried about Mr. Boss, why are you still arguing?" Sunflower defended Tiger.
"I'm telling the truth! Sunflower, you stay on the window sill every day and can't move. What do you know? Mr. Boss is so poor recently and you can't even share his worries. I can still take Mr. Boss out for a ride!"
"You're talking nonsense!" Sunflower has been arguing with the racing car for so long, and his vocabulary has improved a lot, and he can even use idioms. "Mr. Boss is so poor now, and you are still wasting batteries. I am the real Mr. Boss." Consider it! I don’t even use batteries.”
"You are just..."
The princess held her forehead, silently and gracefully jumped from the window sill to the desk, found the mushroom squatting in the corner of the desk, and stood with it to remove moisture.
When Jiang Qi came back from washing up in the toilet, he found that Racing Car and Sunflower had started arguing again in the room.
"Why are they arguing again? Did something happen just now?" Jiang Qi asked Lili.
Lili thought for a while: "They seemed to be arguing because you are too poor, Banban."
Jiang Qi:...?
Jiang Qi picked up Lili and closed the door thoughtfully, allowing Sunflower and Racing to make as much noise as they wanted without having to control the volume.
It was difficult to get a taxi at this point by standing on the side of the road. Jiang Qi called a taxi on the taxi app. When he saw that the taxi was approaching, he held Lili in his arms and waited for the taxi on the side of the road at the entrance of the community.
Soon, a taxi with an empty sign on it drove to the gate of the community.
Jiang Qi opened the door. Lili sat firmly on Jiang Qi's shoulder, and Jiang Qi sat in the back seat of the taxi.
"4230, master, go to the amusement park on the outskirts of the city." Jiang Qi said.
The taxi driver said nothing, just glanced at the rearview mirror and drove silently.
Maybe it was because there were few cars on the road in the early morning, so the driver drove very fast. Obviously, when Jiang Qi first got in the car, the radio in the car was still on, but when he sat down, the radio was turned off by the driver.
The driver didn't like to talk either. He was silent the whole time and didn't say a word.
Jiang Qi didn't charge his phone before going to bed. When he went out, he found that his phone had only 9% battery. He didn't dare to play with his phone and couldn't chat with Lili. He could only stare ahead in boredom.
Look at the driver occasionally.
For some reason, Jiang Qi felt that the driver's movements seemed a bit stiff, and he seemed to be inexplicably nervous.
Because of the driver's speed, Jiang Qi arrived at the amusement park quickly.
Jiang Qi got out of the car and was just about to say thank you, master, when the taxi driver stepped on the accelerator and the car quickly disappeared from Jiang Qi's sight.
"What a strange person." Jiang Qi murmured, "Are all night shift taxi drivers like this? They are taciturn."
"Lili, what do you think?" Jiang Qi looked at Lili.
Under the moonlight, at the entrance of the amusement park, Lili, wearing the skin of a ghost doll, shook her head in confusion.
The skin of this ghost doll was specially customized by Jiang Qi in Lili's favorite high-end custom doll shop. The workmanship is quite exquisite.
The bloody mouth and sharp teeth were so large that they almost occupied most of his face. His eyes were very seeping and lifeless, and the corners of his mouth were bleeding and cut. No matter which direction he looked at it, he had a sinister smile like a murderous clown.
Of course, what Jiang Qi is most satisfied with is this doll's skirt.
A dark-style Gothic skirt with dark red blood stains on the skirt.
Jiang Qi originally customized this doll because he felt that this doll was the most needed style in the doll house. This style of doll is usually placed beside the bed. A look at it can make people jump when they wake up in the middle of the night.
It's a pity that Lili dislikes that this style of doll is not as delicate and beautiful as other normal dolls, so she rarely wears this skin.
Recently, Lili wanted to go bald in order to design the mechanism of the dollhouse. She wore this skin and watched horror movies every night to find inspiration.
"It's really weird." Jiang Qi, wearing a black shirt and black pants, murmured
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