Start with the script killing shop
Chapter 309 Jiang Cha
After a period of suffocating silence, Little Green Tea decided to change into a fool boss.
Alas, who calls him the boss?
I saw a flash of green light, and the small green tea disappeared instantly, replaced by a leafy tea tree.
Great revitalization of tea trees!
The original tea tree of small green tea is quite large, 1.5 times as tall as a normal tea tree, and lush. The tea branches are reddish brown, and the tea leaves are beautifully distributed on the branches, layered on top of each other. From a distance, it looks like a carefully pruned shrub.
"Wow!" Jiang Qi and all the toy spirits exclaimed.
The Toy Spirits were all stunned. The car drifted to the bottom of the tea tree and shouted excitedly: "The beautiful sister turned into a tree!"
Jiang Qi hurriedly stepped forward, wanting to touch it, but when he thought that the tea tree in front of him was a beautiful classical beauty just a few seconds ago, he stopped his hand that was about to move.
Jiang Qi chose to talk but not take action.
"Is this the green tea tree?"
The tea tree shook the top branches and leaves, as if speechless: "Boss, tea trees are not divided into green tea trees, black tea trees and white tea trees. Tea trees are just tea trees, and the types of tea are due to different production techniques."
"Then why does everyone say you are a green tea tree?" Jiang Qi was puzzled.
The tea tree stopped for a long time, and the leaves shook violently, and two pieces fell off: "Because the Peach Blossom Immortal doesn't understand the tea tree."
"People on Peach Blossom Fairy Island have been using my leaves to make green tea. After I opened my spiritual wisdom, she thought I was a green tea tree. Peach trees are mainly peach trees on Peach Blossom Fairy Island, and there are very few tea trees. I am the only one. A tea tree that has developed wisdom will not have the same name, so she called me Little Green Tea, and others called me Little Green or Little Tea."
It was a tea tree that was talking, but Jiang Qi seemed to see the anger on the tea tree.
No wonder Little Green Tea was persuaded by the Civet Cat Clan to rebel. It has been incarnated for thousands of years. The immortals on Peach Blossom Fairy Island don’t know that there are no green tea trees at all. This shows how little these high-ranking immortals take these maids and slaves seriously. inside.
"Mr. Boss, do you see clearly? Can I change back?"
Jiang Qi made a gesture of invitation: "Oh, of course."
With a flash of green light, the tea tree disappeared, and the small green tea appeared in the room again, except for a few freshly shaken tea leaves on the ground.
"Wow~" The toy spirits said wow again in cooperation.
Little Green Tea, who had returned to her human form, could not see the anger when she spoke just now. Her expression was still light and she looked soft and weak.
Jiang Qi silently stepped forward and picked up three tea leaves on the ground: "Your tea leaves...are much bigger than ordinary tea leaves!"
Jiang Qi doesn't drink much tea on weekdays, but the Can't Stand the Train Da Da theme hotel offers a variety of teas. When Jiang Qi stayed in the hotel, the Toy Spirits always wanted to brew something for him. After brewing a lot of tea, Jiang Qi could recognize several tea leaves.
Little Green Tea:…
Little Green Tea said calmly: "This is not tea. Tea leaves need to be fried and fermented. Green tea does not need to be fermented. It only needs to be greened, kneaded and dried."
After Little Green Tea finished explaining, she looked into Jiang Qi's eyes and could see Jiang Qi's thoughts without even using magic. She paused and said with difficulty: "I can."
Then she found that Jiang Qi seemed to be looking forward to it even more.
Little Green Tea:…
Is there really something wrong with her new boss?
She is Nascent Soul, Nascent Soul!
Even though she knows almost zero combat skills due to various reasons, she knows many life-related spells, all of which have been improved by the so-called immortals.
She can do things like dust removal, water sprinkling, drying spells, as well as retrieving objects from the air that are almost magical in the eyes of mortals, the universe in the sleeves, and flying with a sword.
Isn't her new boss an ordinary mortal who can't even practice Qi? Shouldn't he care about the spells he knows? Shouldn’t you know your own stuff?
Why does the new boss only care about her original tea leaves?
Is there no tea tree in this world?
Although Little Green Tea had 10,000 things to say in her heart, her face still looked so calm and calm.
"Excuse me, boss, do you have any concerns?" Little Green Tea asked softly.
“Is it true that you can’t just use these leaves to make tea?”
Jiang Qi felt that he might not be able to wait that long. This was fairy tea!
Although Little Green Tea is not a true fairy, as a tea tree spirit that nurtured wisdom under the nourishment of spiritual energy, and now she has cultivated to the Nascent Soul stage, she can be regarded as half a natural treasure.
The tea leaves on her body can be said to be fairy tea.
Why don't you try a drink?
Little Green Tea's expression was a little cracked again, but she had now determined that her new boss might not be very smart, so no matter what shocking remarks Jiang Qi made, she felt that she would never lose her composure again.
"If you really want to try it... that's fine."
"It's just that... the brew may not taste like tea, but it must be harmless to the body."
Jiang Qi was reassured by Little Green Tea's promise. Without him having to say anything, the Toy Spirits immediately started taking action. A minute later, a cup of scalding hot water was brought to Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi carefully put the three tea leaves in his hand into the cup, took the chopsticks handed to him by the cavalry, and stirred. Soon, the hot water in the cup turned light green at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Then the small electric fan appears, rotating the fan blades at high speed, and the fan directly blows out the air-conditioning effect. After a while, the 'tea' will be in your mouth.
Chameleon posted a cup of water: "It's 41 degrees, you can drink it, Mr. Boss."
The little green tea looked brilliant.
No wonder the new boss is not interested in her abilities. It turns out that although the new boss is a mortal, he also has many capable spirits under his command.
Jiang Qi took a sip.
Well, it tastes terrible.
There is a slight sweetness, but the bitterness cannot be concealed. In short, this is definitely not tea, just a cup of leaf water.
Jiang Qi silently put down the cup.
"Boss, if you really want to drink the tea from me, I can make it for you. It only takes two days."
Little Green Tea took the initiative, but Jiang Qi was a little hesitant: "This... is not good. After all, it is the tea on your body. If you pick it off, will it cause any harm to you? Moreover, there is no aura in my world. If you are injured, There is no way to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to heal yourself, right?"
"Can your immortal spirits go to the hospital for treatment?"
"Oh, no, you are a card character. Card characters theoretically cannot be hurt. Does picking your tea leaves count as hurting you?"
Jiang Qi risked being hung from the street lamp to summon Little Green Tea, not just to drink the fairy tea from her body.
He is here to hire this senior accountant with 2,000 years of experience as the chief accountant of their amusement park!
Although their amusement park is full of money, there are only four people in the finance department, a forty-year-old senior accountant, a thirty-year-old general accountant, and two young accountants who have just graduated from college. They are all general accountants who have never gone to school for further education.
Hearing that Jiang Qi actually cared about whether he would be injured, the faint smile on Little Green Tea's face became more sincere and said: "No, the tea leaves are equivalent to my hair. If you pick too many, you won't get hurt, but it will..."
Jiang Qi understands, bald!
The failed Ye Shui on the table had been pushed far away by Jiang Qi, and a curious stuffed toy wanted to put his hand in to try. As a result, he was caught on the spot by the Flower Fairy before he even put his hand in. He was given a minor demerit and was detained for 36 hours. He was so regretful that the stuffed toy wanted to slap him to death.
It's a pity that it can't, because it is a corgi toy with short legs and cannot slap its own face.
Jiang Qi's little green tea has already sat down.
Although Little Green Tea had already achieved the top achievement of assisting in the destruction of the world in the original world, this was the first time for Little Green Tea that she had the opportunity to sit and talk face to face with her boss. The script only stated that all the protagonists died, but did not say when they died. Therefore, Little Green Tea only knew that she was dead but did not know when, where or how she died.
As for Little Green Tea, she does not know the final outcome of the original world, nor does she know whether her resistance at the cost of her life has succeeded.
For her now, she is just a rebellious slave who simply wanted to kill her former boss and has already killed him. She does not have much experience in getting along with her boss.
Jiang Qi briefly told Little Green Tea the ending of Wish the World and showed her the book directly. Little Green Tea sat on the sofa chair and looked at Ben quietly. Her sitting posture was extremely upright, and the smile on her face grew stronger as she looked behind him.
"Thank you, boss." Little Green Tea respectfully returned the book to Jiang Qi, speaking with real respect for the first time, "I like this ending very much."
"According to what is written in the notebook and card details, you have been in charge of accounts for more than 2,000 years, right?" Jiang Qi changed to a comfortable sitting position and started the interview.
"Yes." Little Green Tea nodded, "My talent for magic is very good. When I first transformed, my cultivation was still shallow. I couldn't fly, and I couldn't use the modified spells, so I was sent to do odd jobs in Siyin Palace."
Having said this, Little Green Tea hesitated for a moment, then continued: "Siyin Temple is very short of people who can make false accounts. Peach Blossom Immortal is extravagant on weekdays. She likes to amass money and seize the treasures of heaven and earth from weak monks. But she He is also a person with a good face and wants to find a reasonable place for these stolen treasures. Most of the work of Siyin Palace is to deal with such matters."
"When I got started, because I was very good at fake accounting, all this kind of work was handed over to me."
Jiang Qi:!
Talent!
What is talent? This is talent!
No wonder Taohua Shangxian knows that Xiao Green Tea is an ordinary monk in disguise, and specially chooses her to accompany Xiao Tao Hua's clone to go down to earth to survive the tribulation. It turns out that Xiao Green Tea is a technical talent!
Jiang Qi secretly despised the so-called peach blossom immortal in his heart. This kind of talent would not let her stay in her position to shine, but instead asked her to be a maid. Isn't this just a mental illness?
"Our company is in great need of talents like you!" Jiang Qi said enthusiastically, "From today on, you will go to work in finance. I will announce to the outside world that you are my distant cousin. Our family business, you will directly become the financial director and employee. We have absolutely no objections.”
As for Jiang Bing, Jiang Xiaoliang and Qiao Huifang, will they have any objections to the sudden addition of a distant cousin they don’t know at all...
Jiang Bing definitely doesn't care. She is no longer in Xuncheng and is already abroad.
This time I am really abroad. I buy and buy every day, and I can’t wait to post 800 Moments a day.
Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang said that Little Green Tea was sent by the finance company from the script distribution company. They were afraid that she was young and other finance staff would not accept her as the supervisor, so they just used the excuse that she was a distant cousin.
Anyway, in the eyes of Qiao Huifang and Jiang Xiaoliang, Card Game Studio is the super majority shareholder of the amusement park. Cinemas, theaters, haunted houses and hotels were all built with money from Card Game Studio.
The shareholders have invested so much money, so it makes sense to send an accountant to look at it.
"Isn't this not good?" After all, Little Green Tea is a transparent workplace person who has been in the workplace for thousands of years. She knows very well that for a young person like herself, once she is parachuted into a new department as a leader, she will definitely cause dissatisfaction among her colleagues.
"It's okay. Our amusement park employees are very accepting of the favoritism of the boss's relatives being supervisors." Jiang Qi said, "And our amusement park needs people like you who can make false accounts!"
"You don't know how many false accounts our amusement park has accumulated waiting for you to do it."
Little Green Tea:?
Then Jiang Qi began to talk to Xiao Green Tea in detail about the false accounts that the amusement park was currently preparing. The largest amount was the 1,999,999 RMB spent on Xiao Green Tea's book.
Considering that there is no need to pay taxes in the world of immortality, Jiang Qi advised Little Green Tea to make up for the domestic tax laws during this period and study how to avoid taxes reasonably. The amusement park has a very favorable tax exemption policy in the first year of operation, but after one year it will have to pay taxes according to law. Learning to reasonably avoid taxes is an essential skill for every capitalist.
At first, Little Green Tea thought that Jiang Qi was the kind of corrupt person like Peach Blossom Shangxian, and she was thinking that she had already killed a former boss, so it would not be good to deal with a new boss. He was relieved when he heard Jiang Qi explain that the false accounts he wanted were different from the false accounts he wanted.
"Don't worry, I will definitely research it as soon as possible." Little Green Tea nodded.
"Okay, come with me to the finance department, and I'll introduce you to everyone." Jiang Qi stood up.
Then he realized that he hadn't given the little green tea a name yet.
"Since I want to introduce you, you are my distant cousin. How about you share my last name with Jiang." Jiang Qi suggested, "How about you choose the name yourself?"
Little Green Tea thought for a while: "Then my name will be Jiang Cha."
"When I was on Peach Blossom Fairy Island before, everyone called me Xiaolu. In order to better recognize me and distinguish me from other immortal attendants, I can only wear green clothes."
"I don't like the name Xiaolu, and I don't like green clothes." As he said that, Jiang Cha took off the tea branch on his head, "I don't even like having a tea branch stuck in my head every day."
"Boss, can you give me a new suit?"
Facing such a simple request from Jiang Cha, Jiang Qi certainly had no reason not to agree and nodded happily: "Of course, you can wear any style of clothes you want. The most indispensable thing in our amusement park is clothes."
"What style do you want, modern clothes like mine or ancient clothes like yours? If you want beggar clothes, that's fine. Jinxiu Clothing Store recently launched a new beggar clothes, and they're selling pretty well."
Jiang Cha turned his head and looked at the wall, as if he could see a thousand meters away through the wall, and asked: "Is modern clothing the two-piece clothes worn by girls outside?"
Jiang Qi nodded.
"I want that."
Jiang Qi took Jiang Cha to Jiang Bing's clothing store, because it was November, autumn, and the temperature had dropped sharply to between a few degrees and more than ten degrees, so summer clothes were definitely not suitable for the upper body. All summer clothes in clothing stores have been taken off the shelves and replaced by autumn and winter styles.
And because the clothes in Jiang Bing's clothing store are all unsold inventory that Jiang Xiaohong's clothing store has accumulated for many years, it can be said that there are various styles, and all styles are not good-looking.
Jiang Cha just picked out a pair of these unsalable goods that looked good on him.
An autumn skirt with a black and white pattern and a light blue windbreaker. Jiang Cha also paired herself with a pink handbag and off-white short boots. Her long hair, which was originally tied up, was let down using magic techniques and was even permed. , I don’t know what magic can do instant perm.
She looks like a fashionable girl.
"Boss, is it okay for me to look like this? I copied the look of the other people I just saw." Jiang Cha smoothed the wrinkles on his windbreaker with his fingers. The place where his fingers passed looked like it had just been ironed. Same.
Jiang Qi was stunned, thinking that you people in the world of immortals really have something.
Seamlessly adapt to modern society!
Even the lipstick makeup effect was added to myself.
"Very good." Jiang Qi nodded.
Jiang Cha lightly tapped the clothes hanger again, and the messy clothes hanger she picked was instantly restored to its original state. Fortunately, the clerk in the clothing store was sent away by Jiang Qi, otherwise he wouldn't know how to explain it.
As for monitoring...
Jiang Qi said that he was the boss, and he was the only one with the authority to check the surveillance in the entire amusement park. He would just go to the surveillance room and delete the surveillance later.
"I think you'd better use your spells sparingly." Jiang Qi advised, "There is no spiritual energy replenishment here, and I may not be able to extract the spiritual stones. I'm afraid you won't be used to it when the spiritual energy is used up."
"No," Jiang Chadao said, "Most of the spells I know use very little spiritual power. I am Nascent Soul, so even if I can't replenish it, this usage will be enough for me to use for more than two hundred years."
Jiang Qi understood, Jiang Cha is just a super large battery, and using a little every day will not affect it at all.
"I have just sent a message to inform several directors of our amusement park that you are going to join the company. I will take you directly to the finance department to find someone, and you will go to work there in the future."
"As for the place to live, if you don't mind living with Gumanthong, you can live in the Horror Doll House first."
"Of course I don't mind. I'm a tea tree, so I can eat and sleep in the open." Jiang Cha is indeed very low in material desires as verified by the card details. His minimum demand for housing is the same as that of Old John. It doesn't matter if he sleeps on the street.
After equipping Jiang Cha with a series of things that modern people would carry with them, such as a mobile phone, Jiang Qi led Jiang Cha, a freshly made urban beauty, to the finance department.
Where did the mobile phone come from? It's a coincidence. For the annual meeting in a few months, Jiang Qi took advantage of the discount to buy a batch of mobile phones, refrigerators, computers and other prizes in advance, which happened to be used for Jiang Cha.
Since there are only four people in finance, the finance office is not big. It is just downstairs from Jiang Qi's office. When Jiang Qi went there, Hu Qing had already arrived, and even Jiang Cha's workstation had been sorted out.
Obviously, Hu Qing had informed the finance department in advance that they would parachute a supervisor.
The finance office originally had a small cubicle, and a senior accountant in his 40s used to work in it. Now a supervisor was parachuted in. Senior accountant Sister Zhang quickly evacuated the work station and even took the time to sweep the floor to make sure there were no melon seed shells on the ground.
The four accountants were all very enthusiastic about Jiang Cha, the airborne supervisor who was a relative of the boss.
The boss's relatives are warm and not shabby, and they all have the surname Jiang. You can tell by their last names that they are very close relatives.
"This is my cousin, Jiang Cha." Jiang Qi said.
"Hello everyone," Jiang Cha said gently, "I'm new here, so there may be a lot I don't understand. I hope you don't mind and are willing to help me solve the problem."
"Director Jiang is our leader. It is necessary to help even if you don't help." Sister Zhang became more enthusiastic when she saw that Jiang Cha seemed to be a young and beautiful girl with a good personality and easy to talk to.
It is better to have a leader who is easy to talk and has a backstage than a leader who is hard to talk and has a backstage.
At this moment, everyone, including Hu Qing, regarded Jiang Cha as an ordinary parachute leader sent by Jiang Qi to supervise whether there were any financial problems.
In a family business, it is normal to have someone from the family oversee the money.
"My cousin only joined the company in name. She didn't need to pay a salary. She paid the five insurances and one housing fund herself." Jiang Qi explained.
Hu Qing and the finance staff nodded to express their understanding.
I understand, just like the boss’ sister.
"Hello, Sister Zhang, do you have any books on tax law over there? I'd like to take a look." Jiang Cha said with a smile.
"There are some." Sister Zhang hurriedly went to get it.
The two young accountants looked at each other and exchanged tacit glances.
It seems that the new leader is a layman with such a good temperament, so his future work will definitely be easy.
Jiang Qi noticed the looks in the eyes of the two young accountants, smiled and said nothing.
He believed Jiang Cha would prove everything with his strength.
After all, this person is a true god.
At least until the final scene of the play.
I find that traveling can effectively help me maintain a normal schedule. After all, I can't go to scenic spots late at night. If I get up early and go to scenic spots early, I am destined to go to bed early.
Although it was so hot the past few days that I only went out for half a day, I came back early in the afternoon and stayed in the air-conditioned room...
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