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Chapter 348 Be wary of PUAs in the workplace
Jiang Qi asked Kua Kua to go to the finance room to find Jiang Cha first, mainly because he wanted Jiang Cha to cast an illusion on Kua Kua to make it feel like a robot without any warmth.
Kua Kua's body is not a doll, and it is impossible to appear in front of people in the form of a toy like Lili. In order to allow Kua Kua to be more active in the amusement park in the future, Jiang Qi thought it would be a good choice to label him a goblin robot.
As a magical insulator in the magical world, goblins' only talents are agility, teleportation and sufficient energy.
The boast of being able to work 20 hours a day on your resume is no exaggeration. Goblins are full of energy and will appear to be easily excited and agitated in most situations. They generally don't need much rest. One hour of sleep a day is enough.
If abundant energy allows goblins to work better, then agility and teleportation abilities allow them to live better.
There are more than 200 kingdoms in the magical world. Some kingdoms have laws, and some kingdoms have no laws. Generally speaking, it is a world where the weak eat the strong and the fittest survive. Goblins are the bottom of the food chain in the magical world. If they were not good at hiding themselves and escaping, they would have disappeared in the long history.
Facing the gnome who was only over 40 centimeters tall, definitely not good-looking, with big eyes that took up almost 1/3 of his face, wrinkled skin like a little old man, and thin arms and legs, Jiang Cha seemed very interested.
"Friend Kua Kua, please relax." Jiang Cha first touched Kua Kua's hand, feeling the touch and body temperature of his skin, then closed his eyes and raised his hand.
Jiang Cha formed a complicated seal and looked at Kua Kua in a daze.
He had only seen magicians recite long incantations before casting spells. He had never seen magicians dance with their hands before casting spells. This resulted in Kua Kua not daring to move, for fear that he would accidentally explode like those magicians' crystal balls.
A ray of white light overflowed from between Jiang Cha's fingers, surrounding Kua Kua and blending into his skin.
Kua Kua is as stiff as a robot.
"Okay, boss, please feel it."
Jiang Qi poked Kua Kua's arm and found that there was indeed no temperature, and the flesh under the skin had become hard. Some people would definitely believe him if he said it was a robot.
"Not bad." Jiang Qi affirmed Jiang Cha's illusion.
Peach Blossom Shangxian has done many evil things throughout his life, and the only good thing he has done is probably to cultivate a group of excellent subordinates who are proficient in illusion.
Jiang Qi found the video he had taken of the Toy Spirits rehearsing and showed it to Kua Kua, asking the Kua Kua Scholar Toy Spirits to take a few steps while pretending to be mechanical toys.
Kua Kua studied for a few minutes with his eyes wide open, and soon he was walking decently.
With his mechanical steps, stiff limbs, and expressionless face, he looked like a goblin robot.
"You can be a little more flexible, don't be so rigid." Jiang Qi said, "Being more flexible can show that your craftsmanship is better. The price is high. I bought it for 2 million."
"Hey, hey, Jiang Chaqian, can you convert the money spent to buy the book into the money paid to buy the book?" Jiang Qi felt that he had really come up with a brilliant idea.
Jiang Cha:?
I've settled that account and you want me to change it now?
"Okay." Jiang Cha forced out a gritted smile and said softly.
Jiang Qi asked Kua Kua to teleport back to his office to continue practicing.
By the time Jiang Qi walked back to the office from the finance room, Kua Kua had already started cleaning.
I saw him boasting about the detergent in his left hand, the rag in his right hand, and even a change of clothes. They were dusty old clothes, which should be used only for cleaning.
"Boss, I've already practiced." Kua Kua put the things in his hands into the magic pocket on his clothes and started to perform.
His acting skills are quite outstanding. When it comes to playing robots, Kua Kua's talent is much higher than that of the Toy Spirits.
"That's right. If you can't hide from other people in the future, just pretend like this. There will be almost no one in the park after 9 pm, so you can move around freely." Jiang Qi praised the boasted peace of mind.
"Okay boss." Kua Kua said sharply, taking out the rag and trying to continue wiping the floor.
"It's the first day of work today, so let's stop working." Jiang Qi waved his hand to ask Kua Kua to stop, and pointed at the chair. He originally wanted Kua Kua to sit on the chair and chat for a while, but then he found that the chair was for Kua Kua. He was a bit short, so he simply pointed to the table and asked Quakua to sit on the table.
Kua Kua looked in disbelief and stuffed the rag into his pocket obediently: "But boss, you pay me a monthly salary of 1,000 coins!"
If I don't work 23 hours a day, wouldn't I be sorry for the salary you paid me, boss?
"Chatting with me is part of the job." Jiang Qi sat down and took a sugar orange from the fruit plate. Seeing this, Kua Kua quickly teleported to the table and started to help Jiang Qi peel the orange.
"How did you see the recruitment information?" Jiang Qi took the orange from Kua Kua.
"Didn't you deliver the magic contract directly to me?" Kua Kua asked in a low voice.
"Magic contract?"
After Kua Kua's detailed explanation, Jiang Qi finally understood that the original way for card games to distribute recruitment information in Kua Kua's world was by handing out flyers.
In Kua Kua's opinion, the recruitment information for the amusement park was a magic contract. Generally speaking, goblins would never dare to sign such a magic contract. Who knows what the price will be after signing.
It's not a big deal for you to turn yourself into a magic material. If you don't do it well, your whole family may turn into magic materials.
Kua Kua saw that Jiang Qi was signed on the recruitment information, so he boldly wrote his resume and submitted it.
Jiang Qi only spent two hours looking at his resume, but Kua Kua waited for several days. Because Jiang Qi chose to pay his salary on an annual basis, Kua Kua received a one-time advance salary of 12,000 La coins, which shocked Kua Kua's wife and was speechless.
For Kua Kua, he and Jiang Qi met 16 years ago. In order to be worthy of the salary, Kua Kua mobilized his whole family.
Kua Kua’s parents, uncles, aunts, grandparents, 17 brothers and sisters, 7 children, and more than 100 nieces and nephews came together to do their best. They spent a day making more than 1,000 snacks of various colors, plus collecting The local specialties that he arrived and the things he might need to work abroad were all stuffed into the magic bag that Jiang Qi saw.
Then Kua Kua stepped into the teleportation magic circle generated by the contract and came to Jiang Qi.
In other words, Kua Kua still hasn't realized that he is no longer in his original world. He thought he was simply going abroad to work.
After peeling the oranges, he started peeling the longans. He even peeled the melon seeds for Jiang Qi. While broadcasting, he lowered his head in embarrassment and whispered: "Boss, actually I brought you a gift when I reported to the Incredible Magic Academy. .”
"Gift?"
"I didn't know you were a powerful time magician at that time. I thought you were going to study and wanted to be your roommate. My mother made you a lot of snacks, and I also prepared several other drinks for you. , only to find out when you get to school that you won’t be admitted at all.”
"I really appreciate you specifically telling Teacher Lillian to take care of me. If Teacher Lillian hadn't helped me deal with it, Teacher Maggie wouldn't have accepted me as her student."
"Teacher Lillian introduced me to jobs after graduation."
Jiang Qi took a sip of water: "Actually, I didn't specifically ask Teacher Lilian to take care of you. Teacher Lilian probably just appreciates you, so she helps you like this."
Kua Kua raised his head in surprise.
"But you are already a student of Teacher Maggie. You should be able to find a good job after graduation."
Kuaqua nodded: "Yes, I can earn 100 laden coins a month as a servant in Duke Tello's family, and Duke Tello is also very good. My sixth brother's family was robbed of all their savings by robbers, and it was Duke Tello who helped. It was recovered, and since then my brothers and sisters have been trying to save money to send their children to the Academy of Incredible Magic.”
"Including my resignation this time, Duke Tello was happy for me when he heard that I was hired by you. It is an honor for me to work for such a great time magician like you!"
Jiang Qi:......
Should he tell Kua Kua that he is no longer in the original world?
Forget it, wait until Kua Kua is familiar with the work here. He is afraid that Kua Kua will be scared to death if he finds out now.
Jiang Qi decided to change the subject: "Did you bring baked straw cakes this time?"
"Your mother's baked grass cakes are quite delicious."
These two simple words moved Kua Kua to tears.
He was praised for not blushing this time, which made him burst into tears.
Kua Kua's eyes were already big, and so were the tears that fell from his eyes. The tears fell down clearly, crackling like rain.
"Boss, you actually still remember the taste of the baked grass cakes made by my mother." Kua Kua was already sobbing.
"Uh... you might not believe it, but I haven't finished the roasted grass cakes from last time." Jiang Qi opened the drawer and took out the roasted grass cakes inside.
Originally there were 9 in a box, but now there are 6 left.
Looking at the baked straw cakes in the box, Kua Kua cried even harder.
"Boss, you are such a nice person!"
"You are actually willing to use magic to preserve the baked straw cake I gave you."
"No one has ever cherished the gifts I gave so much."
"Boss, I am willing to be your magic material!"
Jiang Qi:......
There is no need to risk your life for a box of baked straw cakes.
We are not a black magic academy here!
Cherish life, Comrade Kua Kua, you still have 7 children to raise!
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Jiang Cha, who was drinking afternoon tea in the finance room, shook his head helplessly.
Finance has been busy with work recently. As a supervisor, Jiang Cha occasionally orders some refreshments and snacks from the amusement park restaurant in the afternoon so that his colleagues can have afternoon tea and relax.
"Director Jiang, what's wrong?" Zhang Hong asked.
"It's nothing." Jiang Cha smiled, "I just think we should be wary of PUAs in the workplace."
It’s so exciting in the boss’s office.
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