Start with the script killing shop
Chapter 90 Good people and good deeds
hungry?
Affected by the plot of the original script, Jiang Qi's first reaction was: Do you want me to find someone for you to take a bite?
Of course, this terrible thought only came up for 0.1 seconds before Jiang Qi stomped it back.
The evil cultivator is actually myself.
Seeing Jiang Qi's delay in responding, Lili climbed up Jiang Qi's arm onto his shoulder, rubbed Jiang Qi's cheek with her doll's face like a puppy nuzzling its owner.
"Dad, I'm hungry." Lili said a little aggrievedly. She pointed her little finger at her mouth and then at her stomach, "I want to eat."
Jiang Qi had already guessed what Lili wanted to eat.
In fact, it is clearly written in the host's manual that Lili is an orthodox Gumantong. She has been raised well by her master for many years and has achieved perfect merits and can be reincarnated.
What she wants to eat is naturally merit. To put it bluntly, she wants Jiang Qi to go out and do good deeds.
It's just that it's a bit difficult to find some good people and good things to do in the late evening. At this time, the old ladies are usually out of the street, but the thieves are about to go to work.
But catching a thief seems a bit dangerous. Jiang Qi doesn't have that skill, and he can't guarantee that he will meet a lucky thief when he goes out.
In the blink of an eye, Jiang Qi already knew how to do good deeds in the fastest and easiest way.
But he didn't act immediately and went out late at night to be a concerned citizen. He had one more important thing to do before solving the food and clothing problem for new employees.
Jiang Qi took Lili off his shoulders, grabbed her little hand that had nowhere to rest, and said slowly and slowly: "I'm not a father, I'm the boss. Call me boss, do you understand?"
Jiang Qi had noticed in his memory before that this child was a bit stupid.
The reason Lili always repeats words and jumps out one word after another is because she doesn't know how to speak long sentences at all.
As a Gumantong who died in an accident shortly after she was born, it is normal for Lili to have a low level of education and not be able to speak well. Her original owner probably didn't pay much attention to Lili's education when he was alive. He bought a bunch of beautiful dolls, but didn't teach Lili how to speak normally.
Not to mention Grandma Gu. In her eyes, Lili is just the dish on the chopping board. Who will give cultural lessons to the dish?
When Lili heard the word boss for the first time, she was so confused that her head fell off. She picked up her head and put it back. Lili thought Jiang Qi didn't understand what she meant, so she said persistently: "Dad, rice rice, I want to have rice!"
"Call the boss. If you don't call the boss, you won't be able to eat." Jiang Qi said ruthlessly.
Lili looked at Jiang Qi aggrievedly, and it took her a long time to spit out two words: "Banban."
Jiang Qi:......
Okay, as long as you don't call me daddy, it's fine.
"Do I have to take you with me when I go out to find food?" Jiang Qi asked.
Lili didn't answer, she jumped directly on Jiang Qi's shoulder and answered with practical actions.
Before going out, Jiang Qi wanted to know how much control Lili had over the dollhouse.
"Lili, there will be guests coming over tomorrow night. Do you know how to play with them then?"
"I know!" Lili said happily, waving her little hand.
The lights in the room began to flicker on and off as if the electricity were unstable.
A batch of doll heads flew out.
A batch of dolls started laughing.
A group of dolls began to stick out their tongues like hanged ghosts.
A batch of dolls began to bleed and shed tears. The blood and tears could be easily released without dripping on their skirts or on the ground.
Lili probably felt that such a performance was not exciting enough. After thinking about it, she picked out a dozen of her favorite dolls and directed them to the center of the room, where their bodies fell apart and started dancing.
The head jumps, the feet jump, the body jumps, the hands jump.
Not to mention, she dances pretty well.
Jiang Qi nodded with satisfaction, it was much better than when the horror doll house was scary on its own.
"Can you do that trick that Granny Gu used to make blood ooze from the wall?"
Lili nodded, and blood began to ooze from the wall. Red and black sticky blood flowed down from the roof and quickly went back.
Jiang Qi liked this move very much.
Imagine that there is a player hiding in a corner because of fear, squatting in the corner to find a sense of security. At this time, a strange red liquid suddenly flowed down from the top of his head. When he touched it, he found that it was blood. When he looked back, he saw that the entire wall was bleeding.
This scene.
Tsk tsk tsk.
"Can ketchup or blood bags bleed? Blood bags are made with red wine and honey. They look like blood, but they are not actually blood." Jiang Qi felt that it was hard to explain the blood oozing. Tomato sauce and blood bags oozed out. The blood pack can also be said to be a specially designed special device.
Lili nodded in understanding, and after thinking for a moment, red liquid began to seep from the wall.
It is still very sticky and red, but this time there is no smell of blood. As for what is flowing out, only Lili knows.
Jiang Qi was extremely satisfied.
"When guests really come, don't take back all the leaked liquid immediately. Wait until the guests leave," Jiang Qi warned.
Lili was reluctant: "Dirty."
He is also a good boy who loves to be clean.
"It's okay, stop wandering. Let's go out to find food!"
Lili suddenly didn't care whether it was dirty or not, and said happily: "Fanfan!"
Jiang Qi went to the first floor to find Old John's full set of cleaning tools, picked out the largest broom and dustpan, took the sack that Wang Erya had collected but not thrown away, walked out of the store, and started sweeping the floor.
Within a radius of 5 kilometers, the dirtiest street is the alley where Galaxy Script Club is located.
The alleys extend in all directions, and there are residential areas on the edge. As a famous snack alley in the old city, more than 80% of the hundreds of shops in the alley are for buying food.
Most small shops only have one or two tables, so dine-in is basically not allowed. People who come here to buy food are accustomed to eating on the go and throwing it everywhere after eating.
Most businesses sweep the snow in front of their own doors. At most, they sweep away the garbage in front of their own stores before closing. Jiang Qi used to do that.
One can imagine the amount of garbage produced in such an alley in a day.
It will definitely be ranked No. 1 on the list of streets that cleaners hate most in the neighborhood.
The uncrowned king is well deserved.
Now, Mr. Jiang, an enthusiastic citizen, wants to bring his cleaning tools to reduce the work burden of the cleaner brother.
At 10 o'clock in the evening, there are still many shops in the alley that are not closed.
Jiang Qi, who was used to sweeping the snow in front of his own door, naturally started sweeping it near his own store.
"Boss Jiang is sweeping the floor. The doll on your shoulders is quite beautiful. But how do you put this doll on your shoulders? Aren't you afraid of falling off?" The owner of a nearby shop didn't realize what Jiang Qi was doing at first.
When Jiang Qi finished cleaning the area near his store and was about to head to the alley barbecue restaurant, Lili spoke.
"Banban, black and dirty." Lili meant that although the garbage on the ground was gone, the ground was still dirty.
Jiang Qi:?
You are quite demanding.
But it’s the ground in front of his house anyway, so he should clean it as much as possible. Jiang Qi went back to get a bucket to collect water and flush the ground. Anyway, there is a drainage outlet next to it.
The owner of a nearby store:?
"I didn't realize it before, but Boss Jiang is quite fond of cleanliness." The owner of the nearby store and other stores had already closed, and the owner who was closing the store sighed.
20 minutes later, Jiang Qi began to clean other areas.
After 40 minutes, the first sack was full of garbage.
An hour and 20 minutes later, the second sack was full.
Two hours later, the third sack was full.
As of 2 o'clock in the morning, Jiang Qi had cleaned out six sacks of garbage and collected 39 empty beverage bottles. He attracted countless surprised looks and was photographed by at least three onlookers eating late-night snacks.
Although Lili was very honest when she was outside, just sitting firmly on Jiang Qi's shoulder, as if she was tied and glued to something, she could speak directly without moving the doll's mouth.
Jiang Qi swept all the way down, and whenever Lili saw a good-looking young lady, she would excitedly shout: "Beauty Tie Tie!"
Jiang Qi always couldn't help but look back after scanning, like a pervert.
But don't mention it, Lili has good taste, and the beauties she wants to post are all really good-looking young ladies.
In terms of aesthetics, Jiang Qi expressed his approval of Lili.
Sorry, the topic went off topic.
Jiang Qi worked so hard to sweep the floor for 4 hours that his waist almost broke, and he gave everyone 2/3 of the clean and tidy alley.
As for why it was 2/3 pieces instead of a whole piece, it was mainly because Jiang Qi’s broom was a bit too small and couldn’t be swept.
Cleaning is also a physical job.
"Have you eaten enough?" Jiang Qi felt that if Lili didn't eat enough, he would consider fighting the thief.
Lili's original owner had raised her so well for so many years, and even raised her to the point where she could be reincarnated after her merits were perfected. How many roads had to be swept!
Instead, how many good things must be done!
"Half full." Lili said.
Half full is still full, Jiang Qi just wants to go home and sleep.
"If you're not full, eat tomorrow." Jiang Qi said, indicating that Mr. Jiang, an enthusiastic citizen, was going home from get off work.
It’s easier to do good deeds during the day.
"Bad plank."
Jiang Qi went back to the store to put back the cleaning tools. When he went upstairs, he found that the utility room door was open, so he went to close the utility room door first.
The mechanical dolls that came with the book were all placed in the utility room. Considering that the doll house might maliciously damage these mechanical dolls, Jiang Qi did not dare to put them in the doll house when the book was not open.
When the book is actually opened, some of these mechanical dolls still have to be placed in the doll house to confuse the guests, and all the clue cards have to be taken out of the bodies of the mechanical dolls.
The original dolls in the doll house are all real dolls, and you can find them by touching them when looking for clue cards.
Jiang Qi didn't even enter the utility room, but simply closed the door, and Lili became excited.
"Piracy, plagiarism, shamelessness, bah bah bah bah!"
Lili couldn't wait to rush in and have a fight with the mechanical doll in the utility room.
Jiang Qi:......
Jiang Qi put Lili back into the dollhouse and said sternly: "You can't go to the utility room at night to maliciously damage the mechanical dolls, do you hear me?"
Lili turned sideways unhappily and deliberately did not look at Jiang Qi.
Jiang Qi softened his tone slightly and continued: "A good child must learn to live in harmony with everyone. Even if you don't like it, you can't deliberately damage others. Just like some people smell good, but you can't eat them."
"If Lili is obedient, can I buy you some nice dolls in a few days?"
"No more dolls!" Lili said she already had enough dolls and no more dolls were needed.
"Then what do you want?"
"Beautiful girl posted!"
Jiang Qi:......
What have you learned from your original master all these years?
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