Starting from becoming a disciple of Chen You, he began to conquer the infinite

Please God.

Commonly known as "shaking people", more strictly speaking, it is "shaking gods".

This is a compulsory "spell" of the Maoshan sect. Maoshan is famous for being a calf protector. If the younger ones cannot be beaten, they ask the older ones for help. This is the routine operation of the Maoshan sect.

certainly.

This is all based on the premise of "conferring". To put it simply, as a disciple of the Maoshan sect, you must first go to the ancestor to register. Let the Patriarch know that there is such a "baby" like you, and then you can shake people freely.

For example, in the zombie movie, Taoist Master Four Eyes' "Master Patriarch, save me", Uncle Jiu's disciples often shake him to death, and Uncle Jiu comes out to help.

For the descendants of Maoshan, as long as they can't beat him, then it's okay to shake them!

But unfortunately, Lin Ge is only half a Maoshan native. If he were to ask someone to win, the only one he could win would probably be his master.

But Chen You did not report to the Maoshan Logistics Department in the sky. Instead, his soul was protected by the Five Elements Bagua Pan, waiting for resurrection.

"Invite God? How to do so? I haven't even registered with Grandmaster yet. You don't expect me to invite God, right?" Lin Ge was helpless.

"Although you are not good at it, your mask is good. When you left the starting point, Brother Tao, you used a mask to disguise yourself. Was it a Nuo noodle? If I read it correctly, it should be an enchanted item." Jiwotou got straight to the point. said.

Lin Ge then remembered that the Nuo mask had three enchanting effects of "expelling evil, avoiding evil, and suppressing evil". However, he entered the "First Commandment" after getting the mask, so he had no chance to test the effect.

"That's right." Lin Ge nodded.

"When I talk about inviting the Taoist brothers, I think of the ancestors. It seems that the Taoist brothers have inherited the orthodoxy of the Taoist sect. However, inviting gods is not exclusive to the Taoist sect. What we are going to invite today are 'ghosts and gods'."

"Of course, you can't do it alone. If I remember correctly, accountant, you have a magic talisman there, right?" Jiwotou deliberately spoke loudly. Obviously, this was not just for the few present. People listen.

"It's a 'god card', but there's not much difference. But... without spiritual power to drive the god card, you can't contact the gods at all."

As a senior reincarnationist, the accountant's abilities were enhanced by technology, so he naturally had to prepare for the supernatural world of reincarnation, so he spent a lot of money to get a god-inviting card.

Jiwotou said: "According to the old man who keeps the temple, the reason why this world was abandoned by the gods is because there is a problem with the belief system. Although repairing the belief system is not something that can be done in a short time, we can use special means to communicate with the gods. Establish contact and invite 'ghosts' to come."

The accountant knew nothing about this, so he immediately asked: "Ghosts and gods? They are both ghosts and gods. Is there such a thing? Which pantheon?"

Jiwotou raised his hand and pointed at the two guardian statues in front of the Ksitigarbha statue behind him: "These two eldest brothers, before they were incarnated, they were ghost king level bosses, and after being incarcerated, they became ghosts and gods. If we can invite them Come out and you can easily defeat these brats."

Lin Ge said worriedly: "But don't forget, the 'little devils' in this world have already used aircraft and cannons."

"Now we can only treat a dead horse as a living doctor. It is best to invite ghosts and gods. As long as there are evil ghosts for them to kill, they can invite them. First invite a few ghosts and gods to come and open up the connection with the above, and then try to make the sky full of gods and Buddhas Return to this world, restore the belief system, and remove the effect of the forbidden spirit."

According to Jiwotou's plan, they have absolutely no chance of winning against all the evil spirits in the world. If we can invite ghosts, gods, gods and Buddhas all over the sky to restrain the evil spirits, there will at least be a glimmer of hope.

"What needs to be done?" the accountant asked.

Jiwotou said: "I ask for directions by asking for the magic talisman. Brother Dao leads the way with incense on his head and steps on the seven-star steps to 'open the gate of heaven'. I am responsible for establishing contact and asking ghosts and gods to possess the jitong. Therefore, please also ask the accountant brother, Huang Sir , Sir Li assumed the position of a maid."

"Me? Ji Tong?" the accountant pointed at himself and asked.

Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang looked at each other, obviously they didn't understand what a charlatan was and what a possession was.

The general accountant of Jiwotou pressed the futon in the middle in front of the Ksitigarbha statue: "It's too late to explain. If you keep talking nonsense, the evil spirits will come to the door. Sir Huang, Sir Li, if you want to save this world, please cooperate." , sit two seats next to the accountant brother."

Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang followed Jiwotou's instructions and sat with their backs to the statue. The situation along the way made them understand their current dilemma. If you want to save the world, you must eradicate the high-level officials who are possessed by evil spirits. Currently, it is absolutely impossible for the two of them to do this.

Then the only way is to ask ghosts and gods for help, as Jiwotou said, to eradicate the evil spirits in this world, and then have a chance to sound the clarion call for human counterattack.

After the accountant, Huang Yaozu, and Li Guoqiang took their seats, Jiwotou gave each of them three sticks of incense to hold in their hands. Then they knelt in front of the Ksitigarbha statue, took off their clothes, cut their fingers with a knife, and wrote talismans on their bodies with blood. At the same time, kneel down and worship the Ksitigarbha statue.

"Mortal people are ignorant, bewitched by evil spirits, believe or not, do things that are not possible, or do things that are not what they want. I, Li Shuiwang, would like to ask Bodhisattva to be compassionate and send two more generals to subjugate demons and eliminate demons and save all living beings!"

Jiwotou continued to write spells while kowtowing until his body was covered with blood spells, and he pasted the God-seeking card he got from the accountant on his forehead.

"Brother Dao, it's up to you!"

After saying that, Jiwotou took up the magic formula with both hands, put it on his knees, lowered his head, shook his head slightly, and recited an incomprehensible spell.

After hearing this, Lin Ge took off his travel bag and put it under the pillar beside him, took out the Nuo mask and put it on, took out three sticks of incense, lit it, and inserted it on the mask above his head.

Lin Ge walked to the open space behind Chicken Cot Head, put on his Nuo mask, and a set of footwork appeared in his mind. Then follow the steps and take the first step.

The three pillars above your head lead the road to incense, and your feet step on the seven-star steps of Tiangang!

Please invite ghosts and gods to show their power and slay evil spirits and monsters in all directions!

"laugh."

Suddenly, something unexpected happened, and the prayer card on Jiwotou's forehead burned to ashes, and the three incense sticks on Lin Ge's head were also extinguished.

The accountant looked up and saw the God-Inviting Card that had turned into ashes on Jiwotou's forehead. He felt heartbroken: "8000 reincarnation points. I told you that the forbidden spirits in this world are useless. Aren't you a disaster for me? Do you think it's easy for me to get a God-Inviting Card?" Really? This thing, the Lord God Space, will sell for nearly 20,000 reincarnation points!"

The head of the chicken coop groaned in pain and spat out a mouthful of blood. He was hit hard by the backlash.

"How is this possible?" Jiwotou murmured in surprise as he took a recovery pill to stop his injuries.

The accountant was stunned: "Hey, I'm just complaining. You don't have to vomit a pool of blood to gain sympathy, do you?"

Damn, luckily I am on the technology-enhanced route. Warlocks like you bite your fingers and cut your palms all the time. I really don’t know if you have masochistic tendencies!

"well--"

At this time, with a long sigh, the old man guarding the temple walked out from behind the Ksitigarbha statue: "Young people, you... why are you so persistent. This world has long been abandoned by gods and Buddhas. The evil spirits have blocked faith and completely cut off the communication between both sides." Contact...it's too late, everything is too late."

Lin Ge took off the Nuo noodles and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth. He had received a message from Jiwotou before, which talked about his guess about the identity of the old man. According to Jiwotou's plan, the old man also "asked the gods" "A crucial part.

"Old man, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva once said that if the hell is not empty, you will not become a Buddha. The Bodhisattva would rather not become a Buddha, but also want to cross the empty hell. We are deeply influenced by the Bodhisattva. Although we are not strong, we have a heart to save the world. What's more, we are deeply influenced by the Bodhisattva. , even if we don’t do these things, someone has to do them.”

"Instead of watching this world being occupied by evil spirits and reducing human beings to livestock, why not give it a try and try to survive?"

"A Bodhisattva can cross the empty hell without becoming a Buddha, so why can't we sacrifice our lives to save the world?"

Hearing this, the old man shook his head first, and then laughed again: "Hahaha! Even you young people are so angry. I am a bad old man. If I continue to be pretentious, won't I be laughed at? It's just a ray of obsession. , dissipate, just dissipate!"

“Let me, old man, help you ‘open the gate of heaven’!”

After saying that, the old man came to the threshold of the main hall and sat down with the gong in hand.

"when--"

If hell is not empty, I will never become a Buddha.

"when--"

If I don’t go to hell, who will?

"when--"

With the sound of three gongs, the old man's body glowed with golden light, and then his body gradually dissipated and turned into little stardust that shot straight into the sky!

In the dim sky, a golden light loomed in the clouds, as if the sky was about to crack!

In an instant, the sky was filled with the sound of Buddha!

When Lin Ge and Jiwotou saw this, they immediately knelt down and kowtowed three times to the place where the old man disappeared: "Bodhisattva has mercy!"

Lin Ge does not believe in Buddhism. He even made fun of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's "Buddha's words" when he was "brainwashing" Huang Yaozu.

As the saying goes, "Taoism cultivates this life, and Buddhism cultivates the next life." He always felt that he had not lived a good life in this life. If he thought about the next life, wouldn't it be fart?

But Lin Ge had to admit that Ksitigarbha was different from those Buddhas who talked about "my Buddha is compassionate" in the Paradise. This was a Bodhisattva who truly cared about all the people in the world.

In "The First Commandment", all the gods and Buddhas in the sky finally gave up on the world due to the collapse of their belief system, and only Ksitigarbha was still struggling to hold on.

Even if his connection with the gods and Buddhas was completely cut off, Ksitigarbha still risked the destruction of his spiritual consciousness to guard the last gate of the world.

Now, in order to help Lin Ge and others open the "door" to the gods and Buddhas, they sacrifice themselves and use themselves as the key.

"Come again!" Jiwotou faced the Ksitigarbha statue and kowtowed three more times. His forehead was soaked with blood from the knock, and he continued to recite mantras to pray to God.

Lin Ge put on the Nuo mask again, lit the incense again and inserted it on the top of the mask.

The three pillars above your head lead the road to incense, and your feet step on the seven-star steps of Tiangang!

Please invite ghosts and gods to show their power and slay evil spirits and monsters in all directions!

At this moment, in the thick clouds in the sky, the faint golden light fell from the sky and enveloped the Ksitigarbha Temple.

In the main hall, under the statue of Ksitigarbha, the statues of the two generals suddenly appeared with golden light!

General Xi turned into a ray of green light and flew into the body of the accountant who was kneeling on the futon in the center. Then his body was covered with a layer of mighty armor, and a trident appeared beside him.

General Zeng split into two, turned into two rays of red and blue light, and flew into the bodies of Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang respectively.

Like the accountants, Huang Yaozu also appeared in a set of mighty battle armor, as well as magical weapons such as fire dice and soul cuffs.

Lin Ge stepped on the last step of the Seven Stars of Tiangang, and the "golden light" in the sky turned into seven stars, swaying the clouds, and for a while, the sky was clear!

The head of the chicken coop said: "Put three sticks of incense in the crown of your head. The incense will never go out, your golden body will not be broken, you will be invulnerable to swords and guns, and your magic power will be boundless!"

Upon hearing this, the three accountants put three sticks of incense in the crowns of the armors that appeared on their bodies, and the ghost general masks that appeared on their faces had fangs, which represented that the ghosts and gods were already possessed. In an instant, the three of them seemed to have unfolded their magical powers. With knowledge, there is no way for evil spirits within a hundred miles radius to escape.

At this time, they noticed that a group of evil ghosts were rushing towards the top of the mountain. Not only that, there were also evil ghosts flying helicopters and fighter jets.

Obviously, the high-level ghosts in Hong Kong Island and Shenpeng City have taken action, dispatched troops and generals to come to Dizang Temple to hunt down a few people!

Sudden!

The accountant felt that there was a strong evil energy in this hall, and his body suddenly lost control. When he reached out his hand, the trident flew into his hand!

Get up, strut around, and kill!

"Shua——"

The trident turned into a golden light and flew towards Lin Ge suddenly. The accident happened too fast. Although Lin Ge sensed the danger, he could only avoid the fatal part. The trident pierced his left shoulder and killed him. Take Fei and nail it to the pillar next to the main entrance of the main hall.

Jiwotou looked shocked, and the accountant even looked at his hand in confusion, looked up at Lin Ge on the pillar, and said awkwardly: "If I say I didn't do it on purpose, would you believe it?"

"I believe your grandma is stupid!" Lin Ge wanted to pull out the trident, but when he held the trident in his hand, there was a burning sound of "sizzling".

The magic weapon trident actually strongly repulsed him!

At this time, Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang, one holding a fire sign and the other holding a soul cuff, looked at Jiwotou involuntarily.

Jiwotou quickly raised his hands and surrendered: "Two generals, although I am a trickster, I have surrendered a long time ago. Look at this talisman of mine. I and the Taoist brother who were nailed to the wall by you, risked our souls to fly and opened it. Tianmen, please come down to earth!"

Lin Ge was about to cry, but he didn't expect that he was almost killed by the ghosts and gods he invited. Who could he ask to explain this?

At this moment, the "accountant" suddenly looked out the door with an evil look, jumped up, pulled out the trident inserted into Lin Ge, and rushed out with Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang. They heard a roar and a Fighters fly by.

"call out--"

A missile headed straight for Jizo Temple!

The "accountant" jumped up, flew up, and threw the trident towards the missile flying in the air!

boom!

The missile exploded, but the aftermath failed to move the three of them at all.

The "accountant" reached out and the trident flew back into his hand again. Then, he flew directly into the air and threw the trident again!

The trident turned into a golden light and directly caught up with the speeding fighter jet, piercing the cockpit and impaling the evil spirit inside!

boom!

The fighter jet exploded into a ball of fireworks in the air, so dazzling!

The accountant landed with the trident in his hand, his face full of astonishment. He swallowed and couldn't help but ask himself: "Is it still too late for me to switch from a technology-enhanced job?"

At this time, helicopters and fighter jets attacked again, and thousands of police officers, Flying Tigers, and fake monks on the mountainside also swarmed down the mountain.

The "accountant" held a trident and flew into the air to deal with the evil ghosts' air force, while Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang rushed towards the evil ghosts down the mountain with magic weapons in hand.

When the evil spirits who went up the mountain saw two ghost generals wearing armor and holding magic weapons rushing down the mountain, they immediately lined up and opened fire.

The assault rifle spit out tongues of fire crazily, but before the bullets even got close to Huang Yaozu and Li Guoqiang, they were burned by the magic power of ghosts and gods!

"call out--"

At this time, a Flying Tigers ghost resisted a rocket on his shoulder and fired a shot at Huang Yaozu.

But he saw Huang Yaozu holding the flaming sign used by officials in ancient times to interrogate and kill prisoners. He raised his hand and slapped the rocket away!

boom!

The rocket fell into the group of demons and exploded, killing several people instantly!

Then look at the soul cuffs in Li Guoqiang's hand, waving them like a nine-section whip, bringing out bursts of light and shadow.

The surrounding trees fell down, the evil spirits were cut off in half, and their souls were burned to ashes, instantly vanishing into ashes and never to be reincarnated!

"Huang Yaozu" and "Li Guoqiang" were possessed by ghosts and gods at this moment, and they killed each other in the blink of an eye among thousands of evil ghosts, playing a game of unparalleled mowing!

Fighting all the way to the bottom of the mountain, the road was densely packed with anti-explosion vehicles and assault vehicles. Many evil spirits hid behind the vehicles, setting up guns and cannons and bombarding "Huang Yaozu" and "Li Guoqiang" as they came down the mountain!

Huang Yaozu held the fire sign in his hand, and saw the seven stars in the sky exploding with golden light, turning into seven Buddha-seal meteorites, and smashing onto the road!

"Wow." Jiwotou, who was standing at the door of Jizo Temple, looked at the meteorite rain in the sky like the palm of Tathagata, and said silently: "A nuclear fusion attack on the way has been detected!"

Lin Ge:......

You don’t need to look to know that General Zeng, who is coming down the mountain, is using his big move!

Looking at the air again, the accountant possessed by the damaged general has gone crazy. He throws the trident accurately and a helicopter with each throw.

This moment was truly an identity swap. These evil ghosts never dreamed that they were clearly the ones chasing them, but how could they suddenly become the targets of the massacre?

In the blink of an eye, the evil spirit's air force was completely wiped out. The "Accountant" flew down the mountain from the air and fell directly into the enemy's formation along with the Buddha's Seal meteorite in the sky. The moment it landed, it knocked away several explosion-proof vehicles and waved its trident at the same time. Cut those explosion-proof vehicles into pieces!

Lin Ge and Jiwotou stood in front of the door, looking at each other, recalling the scene of the Evil Air Force being wiped out in an instant, and were speechless for a moment.

...Who said that ghosts and gods can't do anything with modern militarized products?

When the "Heaven Gate" was opened, three people, including the accountant who was flying to the sky and fighting on the earth, received prompts from the Lord God at the same time.

[Complete the hidden plot "The World Abandoned by God" and receive a reward of 10,000 reincarnation points and a random D-C grade item scroll x1. 】

[The "Nightmare Effect" has been lifted and the forbidden spirit is ineffective. 】

As the prompt appeared, Lin Ge and Jiwotou indeed felt that the "blocked" spiritual energy in their bodies was flowing again.

Lin Ge took out the talisman paper and the incense and tried it again. He was able to easily complete "lighting talisman and lighting incense", which meant that the lighter could be laid off.

Lin Ge immediately took out a Jiuhua Jade Dew Pill and drank it to recover from his injuries.

Jiwotou cursed excitedly: "Damn it, you really can feel safe only if you have spiritual power. Now even if we come together as a group, I can handle it."

Lin Ge said: "Then you go down the mountain too. There will definitely be more than one group at the foot of the mountain. Maybe with luck, you can also fight against aircraft, tanks and artillery."

Jiwotou:......

"I mean, a group of ghosts, not this kind of evil ghost who lights up the technology tree! I am a trickster, not a ghost or god. I should leave things like airplanes and cannons to ghosts and gods!"

After listening to Jiwotou's words, Lin Ge suddenly thought of a question: "When the incense that leads the way is burned out, the possession will end, right?"

"That's right. Are you worried that the accountants can't deal with the evil ghost army? But we know that the ghosts and gods will leave when the incense burns out, but the evil ghosts don't know... I believe that after this battle, the evil ghosts will not dare to go up the mountain in a short time." Jiwotou said confidently.

Lin Ge shook his head slightly worriedly: "That's not necessarily the case. The high-level ghost leaders are not fools. They also know the principle of working hard and then failing again. Since you have spent a lot of money to rush to this point, just retreat. It’s like everything they did before was in vain.”

"You mean...the ghost executives will continue to attack until we are all eliminated?" Jiwotou frowned.

Lin Ge nodded: "At least I will do that. After all, it's not me who dies, I just need to give the order. Besides, the army's attack is only the most basic method, and no one can guarantee that they will not take more radical measures in the future. "

"No matter how radical you are, you can't throw a nuclear bomb at the junction of Shenzhen and Hong Kong, right? This is too outrageous!" Jiwotou didn't believe it.

Lin Ge asked back: "Isn't it outrageous enough for evil spirits to light up the technology tree of aircraft and cannons? Just imagine, if we didn't think of starting with the 'nightmare effect' at the beginning, and didn't complete the hidden plot to open the sky gate, we would just stay in the city and be stupid. Stupidly protecting two plot characters, what will be waiting for us?"

Heavily armed ghost regiments, special forces, anti-explosion vehicles, combat vehicles...even tanks, helicopters, and fighter jets!

Three people, facing the power of a corps!

No matter how powerful Ren Jiwotou is at controlling ghosts, he can only kill dozens of people in an instant, and that's while still having spiritual power.

Without spiritual power... Facing such a battle, Jiwotou couldn't even imagine it!

"Although the ghosts and gods are strong, they only have thirty minutes. Even if the pursuers are solved, the symptoms will not be cured. Now that the time is over, we must try to solve the fundamental problem." After saying that, Lin Ge walked to the open space in the middle of the main hall and sat down, taking out the The Five Elements and Bagua disk is placed in front of you.

Jiwotou asked in confusion: "What are you going to do?"

"The high-ranking ghosts are still sitting in the base camp. It is impossible to kill them in thirty minutes. If we want to continue to invite gods, I think it is better to invite more reliable people from my own family."

Lin Ge felt a little resentful about the incident just now, thinking that if he was going to be beaten anyway, it would be better to be beaten by his own family.

"Didn't you not get the gift?" Jiwotou asked.

Lin Ge said: "If you are given a gift, you can ask for help. If you are not given, there are people who are not. If the ghosts and gods delay the pursuers, you have to try every method. Wait until the ghosts and gods disappear and then think of a solution. Then you have to Facing the siege of evil spirits, how can I have time to try!"

After saying that, Lin Ge looked at Jiwotou and said seriously: "Whatever trump card you have, it's best to use it as well. In this situation, there are not too many reinforcements!"

As he spoke, Lin Ge took out "The Secret of Maoshan" and put it on the Five Elements Bagua tray, turned to the middle page, and said silently in his heart -

"Master, please protect me from being fooled by my ancestor!"