Starting from the Three Ninjas of Konoha, let’s take a look at the weird nicknames in anime!

This kind of operation, let alone the goddess facing her, even the audience of the universe who watched the video held their breath. Is this really content that can be watched without paying?!

If it continues to be played like this, will this video really not be banned?!

Oh, this is a video that connects the universe, then it's okay, just kneel down.

But it's not right at all!

How can such a video be played to everyone in the universe? What if it teaches children bad things?

Hey, what if it covers the children's eyes?

Xiaolan in the Conan world did it very well. One hand covered Conan's eyes, and the other hand was completely opened to cover her own eyes, staring at the video completely, motionless.

I didn't even notice that Conan had secretly squatted down and exposed his eyes.

As for saying, isn't there a Maori Kogoro at home?

But this is not a problem at all, he had been kicked unconscious a long time ago.

The old gentlemen in the universe widened their eyes and glared at the video, as if they wanted to use their eyes to pressure the other side.

The other heroes from all the heavens and worlds were even more excited, shouting something:"Shenzhi brave, yyds!"

"The brave man of caution is a role model for our generation!!"

……

In the video, the goddess' face is already blushing, and her two bright eyes are also filled with mist, twinkling and extremely crystal clear.

"Condition, condition is, does it mean that you have to be with me…"

Lisita's voice was trembling, and just like Xiaolan, she opened her palms to cover her eyes and shook her head desperately, not knowing whether she was resisting or acting coquettishly:

"Da-me-yo, da-me-da-me!"

"The love between a goddess and a human is not... Uh? Eh! Huh?!"

Lista, who was feeling embarrassed and coy, suddenly opened her eyes wide, because the hero in front of her did not act as she imagined.

Instead, he did push-ups?

"At least let me be fully prepared, until I accept it." said the brave man who was doing push-ups.

"What, this hero…"

In an instant, the goddess was numb. She had prepared everything, except taking off her pants, but you did this to me.

……

Crash...

At this moment, not only the goddess was numb, but all the audiences in the universe were also numb.

We have been wasting time here for so long, and you just do this to me?

In an instant, countless rotten eggs and tomatoes were sprayed towards the screen, venting the anger of the audience.

If it were not for the fact that this was a projection from the universe and had no entity at all, otherwise who knows how many pieces the screen that broadcast the video would have been blown into.

At the same time, a piece of paper flashed on the screen, and on it was the information of the hero. In addition to a series of exaggerated values, the last line of personality clearly stated:

【Incredibly cautious!!]

At this time, people seemed to finally realize what this cautious hero's weird and perverted thing was.

……

Dragon Ball World

"Damn, this brat!!"

When Master Kame saw the development of this plot, he immediately started to rant.

But this time he wasn't ranting about anemia, but about his emotional breakdown like a keyboard warrior.

"What the hell is this bastard? The next plot, this is definitely not what should happen next!

Someone must have secretly changed the video, damn it, who would have nothing better to do push-ups beside such a beautiful goddess!"

"Oh?"

Krillin pointed at Sun Wukong who was practicing beside him with an expressionless face. He said nothing, but it showed everything.

"How can it be repaired!"

Turtle Hermit looked helpless and howled to the sky:

"If it were me, I would definitely ** (block three hundred words here)!"

"Nonsense, if it was really you, an old man, the goddess would fight to the death."

Lan Qi snorted coldly and said with disdain

"Oh my god, this is so unfair..."

Hearing this, Master Roshi could no longer say anything else. He could only raise his head and let two lines of tears flow down his face.

……

Naruto World.

Jiraiya, who was watching the video while rushing towards Konoha, was stunned by the sudden push-up operation. He staggered on the ground, rolled twice, and fell hard.

"This young man is so ungrateful that he doesn't know how to appreciate his blessings.

Jiraiya, lying on the ground, sighed deeply, closed his eyes and recalled the contents of the video just now.

"Do goddesses from another world wear such cool clothes? Hehe, I wonder if Nagato will get goose bumps when he sees the word"god".

But that girl named Lista is really big, almost catching up with Tsunade's size."

"No way!"

Jiraiya suddenly got up from the ground, sat on the ground and fell into deep thought.

"The follow-up of this video is too abrupt and has no meaning at all, but it would be too much to waste this plot like this, so I might as well write it in a novel.

Well, the name is"Three or Two Things That Must Be Said Between the Ninja Goddess and Her Servant", yes, that's right!"

""Alas~"

As he thought about it, Jiraiya sighed deeply and murmured:

"I never thought about writing Tsunade into the novel before, after all, I was afraid of death... But now I have died once in the video, why bother playing this and that.

Anyway, Tsunade may not read the novel I wrote"

"Hehe, the plot will be very interesting by then!"

Jiraiya laughed lewdly, but suddenly, two shadows covered his head.

An inexplicable sense of familiarity made him shudder, and he raised his head stiffly.

"Big, big evil!"

Seeing the familiar big evil, Jiraiya retreated frantically, but was grabbed by Tsunade.

""Why are you running?"

Tsunade didn't look angry at all, and her expression was just a gentle smile like water.

But Jiraiya, who was most familiar with Tsunade, knew very well that she was the most terrifying in this state!

"Hmm? I just heard someone was going to write me into a novel. Why don't you tell me about the plot of your novel? I'm very curious."

Tsunade smiled slightly, and her hands seemed to have added some strength because of her excitement, making a series of crackling sounds.

"What do you think is possible, Jiraiya?"

"Ahhhh, help!"

"You old bastard, you still want to run? Come here and die!"