Stealing Pens For Retirement Was Exposed By Mushroom House
Chapter Nine The Terrified Audience
Chapter 9 Mice
【The woman bowed to her uncle, saying that she didn't come out to meet him because she was not feeling well recently, and now she suddenly feels better again, so she will leave uncle at home for a light meal today. 】
[After speaking, turn around and go back to the house to cook]
[Time passed quickly, in a blink of an eye, it was night, and the white paper man made a table of meals, and my uncle was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. 】
【But Hu Guohua didn't care to eat or drink. He looked at the woman sitting opposite him. The woman's complexion was pale without any trace of blood. The rosiness on her face was all smeared with rouge. 】
【Uncle's old eyes are dim, and he didn't see anything wrong. After drinking seven or eight glasses of wine, he soon became very drunk. 】
【Hu Guohua hurriedly sent his uncle home and took the opportunity to leave the house. 】
[But he had no money with him, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and return home. 】
[At this time, the white paper man is lying motionless on the bed, covered with a quilt, as if nothing happened before. 】
【With a thought, Hu Guohua carried the paper figurine into the yard and took out the fire booklet. He wanted to set this weird paper figurine on fire! 】
[At this time, the paper figurine suddenly spoke! 】
Get to the point.
All the readers held their breath and stared at Duan Ye motionlessly.
I am afraid that I will miss the wonderful clips.
They are curious.
What will the paper figurine say to Hu Guohua?
Even more curious, is this paper man good or bad.
At this time.
Duan Ye twisted the prayer beads in his hand a few times and squeezed his throat.
It turned into a woman's voice!
【You heartless, I kindly wanted to help you, but you wanted to burn me. 】
【I only help you because I see you are pitiful. Although you eat, drink, whore and gamble, your heart is not bad. I want to marry you, do you want to? 】
"Damn it! I don't want to!! Get the hell out of here!!!"
Suddenly there was a loud cry.
The voice was terrified.
Obviously frightened.
The hairs of the others stood on end, and they had goosebumps all over their bodies.
Duan Ye brings everyone into the story with just one mouth.
This shows how superb his storytelling skills are!
He took a sip of tea and continued with a smile.
[Hu Guohua shook his head desperately, and asked the paper figurine, are you a demon or a ghost? 】
[The white paper man grinned and said, of course I am a ghost! 】
[Hu Guohua suddenly remembered that he had heard the old man say about a female ghost seducing a man. 】
[Those men who were entangled by female ghosts were all sucked out of their yang energy in the end, and turned into a bone frame wrapped in dry skin! 】
【So he said to the paper figurine, even if you really treat me well, I can't marry you. After all, we are human and ghost, and Yin and Yang are separated. Doing so is against the law of heaven! 】
【Then he quickly took the courage to light the fire, and burned the paper figurine to ashes. 】
[A few days later, Hu Guohua smoked big cigarettes on the bed, and after taking two puffs, he suddenly found a black thing laying on his broken bed! 】
Hear here.
The audience's heart skipped a beat.
Could it be that this paper man was never burned to death?
Is this back for revenge?
Then Hu Guohua is finished! It will definitely become a mummy!
Think so.
Everyone held their breath and stared at Duan Ye closely.
Listen to how he will arrange Hu Guohua's fate.
[Hu Guohua took a closer look, and it turned out to be a big mouse! 】
[The body is about the size of a cat, and it is smoking the smoke from Hu Guohua's bong. 】
【Hu Guohua thought it was interesting, so he took another puff and puffed at him. The mouse enjoyed it very much. From then on, he came to smoke opium with Hu Guohua every day. 】
[Just a few days later, Hu Guohua became friends with the mouse! 】
That's it.
Duan Ye stopped and took a sip of tea.
He saw that everyone in front of him showed an indescribable expression.
At the same time, there was a buzz of discussion.
"This Hu Guohua is really perverted, isn't he disgusting?"
"Damn it, it's really good, it's the first time I've heard of people being friends with mice!"
"Is this mouse a damned spirit? Hey! It's so scary!"
At this time.
Someone in the audience couldn't help but ask Duan Ye: "Is this mouse that female ghost?"
Hearing the question, the others couldn't help it anymore, and began to echo.
"Yes, yes, this mouse should be possessed by that female ghost, right?"
"It must be possessed by a female ghost. Come back to seek revenge from Hu Guohua. After all, Hu Guohua almost burned his house!"
"Or is there another female ghost here?"
Listening to everyone's questions, Duan Ye didn't answer.
Instead, he took a sip of tea to moisten his throat and continued.
[The good times don't last long, Hu Guohua's money was quickly squandered by him, and he has no money to buy big cigarettes. 】
【To his surprise, the mouse brought him a few silver dollars! And for the next few days, the mouse would go to him every day with a silver dollar in its mouth. 】
[Hu Guohua was surprised and delighted, and quickly used cotton wool to make a nest for his brother mouse at the foot of the bed, and each person and mouse lived a few days without worrying about food and clothing. 】
[The so-called poor people recruit villains, Hu Guohua was targeted by the villain Wang Ergangzi, who sneaked into his house while he was out, and saw the big mouse sleeping at the foot of the bed at a glance. 】
[Wang Ergangzi directly threw the mouse into a pot of water that was boiling on the stove, pressed the lid on, thinking that Hu Guohua would go home to drink water, and he would watch the fun beside him. 】
[Before Wang Ergangzi went out, Hu Guohua came back and just blocked him in the house. 】
[Hu Guohua lifted the lid and found that his mouse brother had been scalded to death! 】
"What? The big mouse died so easily?"
The audience couldn't help but start whispering.
"I thought this mouse was some kind of big shot! It died too suddenly!"
"I think it shouldn't be dead, otherwise Teacher Duan wouldn't have explained the mouse in such detail."
"I also don't think it's dead. After all, this mouse is really weird. There must be something strange!"
"Let's not jump to conclusions, let's listen to what Teacher Duan has to say next."
[Hu Guohua's eyes turned red immediately, he picked up the kitchen knife and began to chop Wang Ergang, dozens of times in a row! 】
[Wang Ergangzi ran to the security team for help covered in blood, and the captain of the security team quickly ordered his men to tie up Hu Guohua! 】
[Hu Guohua burst into tears, told the whole story, and finally begged the captain bitterly, saying that I pleaded guilty to cutting Wang Ergangzi, and only asked the captain to let me go home and bury Brother Shu, and then he would kill him or cut him up, and let him go ! 】
[The warlord next to me was very surprised when he heard that Hu Guohua was so affectionate to mice, let alone people, so he said to Hu Guohua, I think you value love and righteousness, so you will join the army with me in the future and be an adjutant! 】
[Since then, Hu Guohua has been a soldier and is highly valued. 】
[The good times didn't last long. The army that Hu Guohua was staying in was soon beaten to pieces by other warlord forces because of the land grab. Hu Guohua ran back to his hometown without saying a word. 】
【But he has no money on him, and he is so poor. At this moment, he remembered what the female ghost attached to the white paper man said. 】
["If you are too poor to survive in the future, go to the barren tomb in Shisanlipu to find a lonely grave. There are gold and silver jewelry buried with me. Even if you eat, drink, prostitute and gamble for a few lifetimes, you can't spend them all." .”]
[So Hu Guohua went to the cemetery in Shisanlipu with a gun on the kang and a shovel on a lunar night! 】
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