Storm of Kings

　　 At this moment, Zhou Lie’s mood cannot be described in words. The old antique from 700 years ago actually asked him to answer the phone. Could it be that the ghost of the ancestors was at work?

"Hey, thank goodness, Sasha, you finally answered the phone. I called more than a hundred times and finally got through." Along with the vague hiss, the phone came out, but the voice was very small, Zhou Lie put his ears Just stick to the front to hear clearly.

　　 "Sasha, dear, don't ignore me." The voice gradually became clear, and it was certain that a man was talking.

　　 "You..." Zhou Lie had never encountered a similar situation before, and he didn't know what to say.

　　 "Huh? Who are you? How come you have Sasha's phone?"

　　 The voice in the phone was a little puzzled, but he reacted quickly: "Oh, I see, you are Sasha's cousin? Where is your cousin? Hurry up and let your cousin answer the phone."

　　 "I..." Zhou Lie felt confused. No one has ever said that a mobile phone can talk to people, at least in this era.

　　 "Hey, this noise is a bit loud!"

　　 The man couldn’t wait to say: "I had a little conflict with your sister, my brother-in-law will help my brother-in-law! No matter what you ask, my brother-in-law will do my best to satisfy you in the future, okay?"

　　 Zhou Lie scratched his head vigorously and couldn't help but ask: "Who are you?"

Hearing the question, the man suddenly increased his volume: "Oh my God! Would you like to be so mean? Just a little friction will not cause a breakup, right? Tell your sister, brother-in-law is working hard. Really, actively give gifts to school leaders. It’s best, no, we must strive to get the project upstream."

　　 "I..." Zhou Lie took a deep breath and said to the phone: "My name is Zhou Lie."

　　 "Zhou Lie? Haha, my brother-in-law, your name is so ordinary."

　　 At this time, the man suddenly turned sharply and wailed: "Wait, Sasha's cousin doesn't seem to have a surname Zhou. She, she will not deliberately delete the phone password and photo, and then throw away the phone?"

　　 "Hello, you!" Zhou Lie summoned up the courage and replied with a sharp glance: "This mobile phone is born without a password, but all mobile phones and products of the old era cannot be used outside. It must be used occasionally in a very special place."

"Sure enough. Damn it, decrypt it and throw it away. The password is our birthday. I, I'm actually broken in love, and it's completely broken in love. It's so ruthless, I won't even leave me a chance to recompound." The man's The voice couldn't stop trembling, and it was a little hysterical.

Zhou Lie wiped his sweat and felt that the man’s spirit was abnormal, and he said casually, “How can a man worry about his wife and concubine? You can come to our village. There are still several widows in the village. There are more women who have not married, but the bride price must For twelve pigs, if you add dozens of silver coins, it will be more face."

A voice came from the mobile phone: "Twelve pigs? Brother, you have a good sense of comfort, but you have to be practical. Now we have more men in China, and there are a lot of bachelors. There seem to be fewer women in the village. Right?"

　　 Zhou Lie shook his head and said: "Last time in the white fog, many men died, so there were many women left. My father was burned to death by Chi Lin at that time, and my mother had to remarry in order to let me live."

　　 The phone was silent for a while, and then asked weakly, "Really? What year is the year of the white fog? What is Chilin? Is there a chemical accident?"

"Why don't you even know the year of the white fog?" Zhou Lie said frankly, "It was fifteen years ago, 1963! Chilin is a powerful monster in the white fog, and his body is very hot. People burned to ashes."

The phone yelled: "Stop bullshit, which school are you from? You watched a lot of fantasy dramas, right? If this phone is not yours, send me an email to the Polytechnic University. Brother WeChat will transfer you 800 yuan. Money is better than selling second-hand."

　　 The man still doesn't give up and wants to get the phone back. If the bear kid doesn't agree, it may be Sasha's cousin.

　　 Zhou Lie asked suspiciously: "Where is the University of Science and Technology? There is also WeChat. There is a box called WeChat on this phone. Can it be directly converted into money? How much silver is 800 yuan?"

　　 "Well, you're still enthusiastic, am I to entertain me? What does Sa Sa mean? I am Teacher Hongbin Cao who teaches agricultural machinery at the Polytechnic University. Give me your WeChat."

Zhou Lie became extra serious and said respectfully: "There is no WeChat in my late life, but I know that people who can be called teachers are very honorable. This mobile phone is a gift for my tenth birthday from my mother. It should be on the town's old goods market. I got it. Since Teacher Cao needs this item, no matter how far away from the Polytechnic University, the late students will definitely send it.

　　 Hearing this bear child's reply, Cao Hongbin felt that he was about to collapse at any time, and asked angrily: "Ten birthday present? How old are you now? It must be more than ten years old. Could it be that you changed your phone card for Salsa?"

　　 "Lateborn is 15 years old this year. I am a villager in Kaiyuan Village, Yuanquan Town, Yangliucheng, Donghai Province."

Cao Hongbin yelled, "Donghai Province? What the **** is there? What kind of Donghai Province is there? Do all the Mao children now learn to be serious? What the **** is Yangliu City? But I know there is a Yuanquan town, and the Kaiyuan cave is near Yuanquan town. ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ is a national scenic spot. Don’t tell me that your village occupies the national scenic spot and is the king of the mountain, and there is nothing to charge for it? I hate you village tyrants who mess around."

　　 These words hurt Zhou Lie so much. The person who claims to be a teacher doesn't know Yang Liu? That's where he always wanted to go in his dreams.

　　 At this time, Cao Hongbin said somewhat decadently: "I hung up first. In fact, I made more than a hundred calls to deceive myself. Sasha really wants to break up with me, but she doesn't want to admit that she has failed. Drink, I want to drink..."

　　 The voice was suddenly interrupted, and calm was restored in the cave.

　　 Zhou Lie felt completely at a loss, as if he had had a bizarre and absurd dream.

　　 "Don't worry, learn the last lesson of yoga first."

Time is short, there are some blurry images appearing on the phone, and there is a pleasant voice: "Welcome to use Huatian's newly developed yoga slimming app. In this lesson, we will learn how to spread wings, horse riding, and mountain. Style, prayer style."

"Okay, for the last four positions, we need to find the trick to cooperate with breathing. In this way, the seventy-two formula can be learned completely, but it takes four or five hours for all the movements to be coherent! If you can sleep less, it will be fine. Now.” Zhou Lie was thinking about learning from the beauty coach, his muscles contracted slowly with the long breathing, and sometimes his skin was shaken at random and a few drops of sweat formed into a mist.

　　 In the afternoon, Zhou Lie ate something in a hurry, and continued his great yoga practice until 8 o'clock in the evening.

　　 To his great surprise, the battery power of his mobile phone has reached 65 percent of the unprecedented level.

　　 Thank God for knowing that after charging in the past, the battery can reach 10%. However, his face quickly collapsed, and he has learned all the lessons. What's the use of so much battery?