Stormwind God

Murloc, the most annoying monster in the world of Azeroth, can be seen in almost all beaches and wide lakes.

The slippery skin is almost as smart as your fists, with big eyes, the dorsal fins that are very Matt-killing, the colorful colors and the rogue style are the hallmarks of them.

A single fisherman is definitely waste, and the following scenes often occur when singled out.

"Oh ---" the fisherman screamed, and started to fight without a word.

"Oh!" It hurts a little, and I immediately turned around and ran away.

Chase it, this monster with strong limbs and fish heads runs fast and can swim. Run to your house as soon as you chase it.

"嘠 嘠 嘠 嘠 嘠 oh-" After a while, a group of mermaids ran towards you and taught you how to be a human in minutes.

If you blasted them all away, the result would be more Murlocs joining you in pursuit.

This kind of easy frying pan-like chain reaction caused Duke's pain.

So why is Duke looking for a fishman?

In the end, a fisherman is a vassal of some powerful deep-sea creature that is still asleep or waiting. It can be said that the mermaid is used to being enslaved.

In the second place, Murloc is not as stupid as many people think. Part of the evidence shows that their steady and progressive occupation of land is actually highly coordinated and organized. However, it is unknown whether this plan is in line with the wishes and interests of the fishermen themselves.

The most important thing was that in the Irvine Forest that day, after giving the corpse of a bitter thief of the Brando family to the fisherman, Duke suddenly found a wonderful language in the system prompt-the fisherman .

The bunker system actually deciphered the simpler Murloc language directly.

Before crossing, two foreign languages ​​are more reliable when looking for a job than going to college.

Unexpectedly, it seems to be the same after crossing.

After linking with the translation software provided by the system wizard, Duke obviously wanted to talk about the grass mud horse, and what came out of his mouth was a whimper, such as "wow, oh,".

This gave Duke a chance-maybe he could recapture the mermaid.

Under normal circumstances, Duke would never brain pump to this point. But think about it, at this moment the orcs are still attacking, and the door of darkness has not yet opened. No matter which country in the world of Azeroth is about seniority. Duke didn't find another way, and it was impossible to improve himself before the door of darkness opened to a position that would affect the situation.

Do it when you think, and you have the opportunity to make the impossible possible.

So early in the morning, Duke went to the beach alone.

Obviously, he was ready to use magic to communicate with the fishman, kill the mentally retarded, and leave some less mentally retarded, and finally arrange a fisherman wise man with a little IQ to charge a little value as an agent, but Duke found it.

By the beach, two large fishermen tribes are playing tribal clashes.

Wow! Hundreds of fishmen on both sides are at war!

The scene must be flesh and blood, blood veins boiling, **** fury, right?

Suddenly, Duke found that it was stupid to have this expectation.

Hundreds of mermaids were racked up, and the scene was more like a very large-scale ...

Yo, here the Murloc Tribe A gathers three Murlocs, against the two Murlocs of the Murloc Tribe B. Sorry, there is no so-called war at all, and the one with a small number went directly to face to face. Obviously two short legs, but running faster than the rabbit.

Huh? Suddenly, two of them came across two amusement of their tribe. Well, it became three to four again. Decisive counter-attack, oh no, anti-chasing.

It's three of them's turn.

It was hard to find that both sides were about the same strength. The fishermen here lost a stone severely, and the eyes of the fishermen there were swollen. All the courage on the other side was lost. Scattered.

Listening to the weird cry of the mermaid saying "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", the translation is probably: "It ’s not the country's army who doesn't work hard! Why is there so much!"

Gundam your sister! As for that stone, you call it a high-speed kinetic energy weapon ... you apologize to Gundam all over the world!

Hearing the **** translation of the system wizard, Duke's heart struck the system wizard.

Fortunately, seeing this **** war that wasn't as good as the fisherman, Duke gave up his plan to reorganize the fisherman into an army.

Knowing that the other party is a stick.

Do you still go to sell swords?

Duke wasn't that stupid.

With a long sigh, Duke shot.

In the original plan, Duke felt that he had to kill at least a hundred fish talents to calm down these teasers. Who knows, when Duke shot his hands, the whole audience was dead.

The next moment, the sound of "wow" is endless. On the beach, a large number of fishermen will worship.

The only reason is-Duke's [Mage's Hand].

[Mage's Hand] is the simplest arcane energy used by the mage to condense into a human palm, doing some simple work for the mage. For example, pick up a key from a place hung out of an iron cage.

Duke's [Mage's Hand] is slightly different. After the system wizard automatically extracted Duke's mind about the operation of the motion capture system, Duke estimates that his [Mage's Hand] should be at least level 2 magic.

Because not only in quantity, but also in quality cannot be achieved by ordinary mage.

Eight palms of light were suspended in the void on Duke's back. There were also four mage's hands easily tore off the fastest mermaid who wanted to attack Duke.

"Oh oh oh oh oh (Great ocean messenger, my old blind man submits to you on behalf of the entire West Bank tribe.)!"

"Oh la la oh la (strong sea god, my fish spear surrenders to you on behalf of the entire Beichao army!)!"

Hundreds of mermaids laughed and worshiped Duke like a god. This scene was really ... happy!

Is that all right?

It was so easy that it made Duke a little unbelievable.

Perhaps it is a proof that there is no free lunch in the world. Suddenly, there was a fierce splash of water by the sea.

Duke's pupils suddenly shrank.

Those creatures that shouldn't have appeared here-Naga!

Unlike other monsters in the world of Azeroth, Naga's birth is actually noble. About 10,000 years ago now, the Burning Legion leader Sargeras seduced the Queen Elsa of the High Elf Kingdom and a group of High Elves and nobles, and prepared them to open the portal to let the Burning Legion invade the world of Azeroth.

This ancient battle ended in the defeat of the demon king Sargeras. When Queen Azshara and her relatives accepted the call of the ancient gods in order to survive when they fell into the sea, they were all transformed into half-human and half-snake creatures Naga who could survive on the sea floor.

So Naga is actually a highly intelligent creature. And because the female Naga inherited the beauty of the high elves, her upper body looked quite beautiful, but the lower body was a snake.

At this time, two sets of Naga were clearly at war.

When the first female Naga saw the Murloc, she shouted in Murloc's language: "I order you in the name of Avis, and help me block the stupid male Naga behind me!"