Stormwind God

There is chaos all around, countless light and strange blurs flicker in all directions on his body ...

what! I went back!

In confusion, Duke felt himself returning.

Back to a warm but comfortable kennel.

He graduated from college and changed from a glorious college animal to a more glorious society.

Live the fulfilling days of seniors.

Because the friendly and generous landlord has increased the rent every year, her flower-like daughter yells at Smida all day long, and she is definitely unwilling to pamper Duke, an ordinary and mighty man who is ten thousand miles away from small fresh meat. Ke has avoided a wonderful peach blossom, so the single dog Duke decisively moved to a cleaner and tidy village in the city, living in a thousand and a ten-square-foot independent kingdom, living almost every day at two o'clock and one line. Day scenery outside the subway window.

what!

So cozy!

What time is 10 o'clock in the evening?

What civil aviation flight passed at low altitude at three o'clock in the middle of the night;

What is the grand event of daily demolition and construction of new houses in the urban village, which started construction at six in the morning?

This can't affect my enthusiasm for kicking up wasteland and playing boss!

Nima, now is the age of Yueka!

The only person who can fight me in reality is electricity bill!

Hahahahaha!

Suddenly a mysterious female voice called Duke.

"Duke! Duke! Wake up soon! The world needs you! The demonic combination of Kazloga and Kazak is too powerful, we can't stand it!"

Duke replies stupidly: "Kazloga? Kazak? They are all old-fashioned weak chickens. Who can't do it alone this year? Go alone, don't call me!"

The owner of Mystery Voice seems to be angry: "Hell! It's not for you to dream, it's for you to face the demon lord in reality! The fifty-foot-high monster! Wake up quickly, as long as the world is not destroyed by the Burning Legion, Whatever you want me to do! "

Duke's mouth clicked, and his voice was deep and full of magnetism: "Come and let me touch my conscience and swear that this job is really impossible! I'm just a humble and shy man who hasn't even touched a girl's hand Child, I did n’t even dare to eat **** from childhood to childhood. What demon lord did you ask me to fight? What a joke? ”

After all, Duke stretched out his right hand and touched his left chest.

Well, touched.

Huh? Could you have been doing more dumbbell exercises recently, and your chest muscles are so developed?

Soft and full of elasticity.

At this time, another mysterious queen voice appeared.

The voice was full of wrath and an unknown smile.

"Oh! So coincident! I dare not eat!"

Suddenly, without warning ...

"Snapped!"

A sudden pain from his left cheek made Duke spin around.

Duke ...

Open your eyelids and wake up!

The first sight was Jaina and Sylvanas, who were very angry.

what! I did n’t go back!

It's better not to go back, think about it, go back to work as an engineering college animal, and the sow raced sable cicada when not graduated.

Whenever the festival, the handsome guy who was found by a girl in a foreign school shows affection and feeds a lot of dog food. He is also urged to submit an experimental report.

After graduation, there is no girl without a house and no girl. Even if you look handsome, you do n’t have an ass, you might as well go to the hospital and ligate.

Besides, I'm not handsome yet!

Despair!

I'm desperate for this dog abuse world!

Although Azeroth has a toothbrush, toothpaste, and toilet paper, it is necessary to open up the talent of the technology tree to research, and the world destruction crisis comes every three or five years, but at least here he has status, ability, and Harem!

Thinking of this, Duke sat up in bed with his face at forty-five degrees, and a crocodile tear in the corner of his left eye.

The earth is too hard, I still do n’t go back!

Queen Greek thought about what would happen if she woke up Duke with a slap. Maybe Duke would be like an aggrieved little daughter-in-law, or Duke would be noisy, and the Queen would not be afraid of all kinds of situations.

Only Duke was now uncharacteristically silent and crying ... Could it be that I disturbed the repair of his magic circuit?

Thinking of this, Queen Greek who was not afraid of heaven also panicked.

Ignoring the unreliable night elves, Duke is already the last trump card of the Alliance and the Horde. If something goes wrong on Duke's side, maybe the world is really over!

"Duke! I, I didn't mean to wake you up. The situation ... is so critical!" Queen Greek's voice weeped and pleaded imperceptibly.

"Critical ...?" Duke seemed to be talking to himself.

"Well, more than 40% of the soldiers have suffered damage. None of the strong men in the coalition died, but most of them were wounded. The key is that we can't win those two demon lords. Now it is Mogleni and Kane who are at the top "Jaina said at a very rapid pace.

Duke was silent for a full three seconds before suddenly returning to his senses, pulling the hands of Queen Hea and Jaina with a little clue: "Wait for Archimonde this time! If you are still alive, I will always be with the one I love and the one who loves me ... "

The first half of Duke's sentence was fine, but the last sentence made Queen Greek furious.

and many more!

Are you still together?

All three of our sisters have to pack. Iluhia was before me, and I also put up with it. Do you want to add those cats and dogs, messy women?

Queen Greek smiled suddenly, smiling like a flower, with a bright smile: "Duke?"

"Ok?"

"Your body, are you sure you're fine? Something like magic circuits."

"It's okay!" Duke, who was unaware of the imminent danger, didn't seem to wake up stupidly.

Then heaven fell to justice, and Queen Hip slaped into Duke's right face.

"Your boy bastard"

"what"

This scene stunned others.

Queen Greek stood up for a moment, rushed to the door and suddenly stopped. She held her hand on the door frame and did not look back: "Although you are a bastard, but in view of what you might do to save the world, I promised ... but warn you not to go too far, otherwise I will stir me Sisters leave you together. "

After all, Queen Greek rushed out of the door and fled away.

As soon as Queen Greek was gone, Jaina also pulled back the hand held by Duke like lightning, stood upright, gently shook the cloak behind her, and turned around: "Oh! Duke Marcus, you too Look at yourself too high! Want to pack two queens at once? Who do you think I am? I'm the noble Queen Kul Tiras Jaina Proudmoore! I can't commit myself to a **** who opened the harem ! "

Anyway, a [flash], his body flashed out of the corridor.

A few seconds later, Jaina's murky voice floated far away: "If you can help me get revenge, maybe it's another matter ..."

"Uh, why are one or two suddenly getting proud?"