Stormwind God

Duke ... It's hard.

He was bracing all over.

That terrible feeling is like forcing an ordinary person who likes vegetarianism to participate in the Big Stomach King competition, and swallowing 100 hot dogs in one breath.

What's worse, it's a hot dog that is out of date.

The dark forces kept tearing Duke's soul. They used various languages ​​and various scenes to seduce Duke.

Destroy it!

Destroy it!

Destroy everything you don't like!

Have it!

Capture it!

Take over all your favorite things!

Countless thoughts impacted Duke's soul.

Forcing Duke to vent time and time again, to release the negative emotions deep in his soul.

Normally, Ruduk was an ordinary Azerothian, and unless he was a saint like Uther, he should have fallen.

Because of the horrifying curse, Duke forced Duke to destroy one hundred worlds, one thousand castles, and occupy ten thousand beautiful women.

Fortunately, there are ways for passers to release stress.

A virtual space exclusive to Azeroth.

"Hahaha! My world is my master!" Duke laughed and created a hundred worlds in "Simulation City", and then called for natural disasters, either flooded or burned, and destroyed a hundred worlds.

"Zhu Zou castle, destroy it under my iron hoof." Duke laughed wildly, arbitrarily copied home in "Conan Exile", and destroyed the thousand castles that the foreigner had worked so hard to build.

"Teachers! Succumb under Duke's Excalibur! Wow ha ha ha ha!" Duke smiled, immersed himself in the 10tb action movie that he had read before, and played against the teachers again and again.

When all the requirements were fulfilled, Duke suddenly woke up!

My head is heavy.

Eyelids are heavy.

Even so, Duke felt his hands held tightly by a pair of warm and soft jade hands.

"Woke up!?"

"He really woke up?"

"Everyone pay attention, be careful!"

All around is a flying chicken.

Duke slowly opened his eyelids and saw two beautiful faces with tears in his eyes. Then, other passers-by such as Turalyon and Saar were ignored by Duke.

"Don't! I have actually changed from a European governor to an African chief." When Duke spoke, he didn't understand anyone.

This kind of self-deprecating that he has fallen from a lucky star to a bad luck, Duke didn't expect anyone to understand.

But it's uncomfortable not to vomit!

For some reason, this strange way of speaking by Duke let the paladins nearby breathe a sigh of relief.

"The Holy Light is on, Duke, I really admire you. You have been eroded by the power of darkness so that you can still maintain your self-awareness." Mograine put the huge [Asher Messenger] at his hand.

Turalyon struggled, and his reason told him to remain vigilant. After all, the fall is likely to be instantaneous. Maybe Duke still retains his cunning after the fall, which is pure paralysis.

The funny thing is that everyone except him chose to believe that Duke had survived. Even the big guys from the tribe took a long sigh of relief.

"What, what? Duke is awake?" As soon as Kane heard the movement, he was obviously over 4 meters tall and of huge size. He climbed up the stairs to the highest level of the mage tower with embarrassment on his face. Non-stop.

"Duke, are you okay !?" The tear glands of the two queens were too developed, and the tears were like a dyke, and the tears kept flowing.

"How could it be okay ... wait a minute, I'll see if I can check for myself." Duke sighed, and summoned the system wizard: "Oh, system wizard, you hum before you die."

"Humph!"

Duke was speechless.

"Uh, help me check my health ..."

"Host, I have already checked it. You are in [Shadow Form] that cannot be switched."

"Ha !? Wait! Am I not cursed?"

"If you're talking about the curse before Archimonde was dying, it should be a high-priority and compulsive psychic suggestion. By asking you to complete the designated fall event, the disguise causes your mind to naturally distort. Just, You have simulated all the obsessive-compulsive requirements with virtual reality simulations. According to my assessment, your mental health is 60%. "

"Ah, I lost 40%!" Duke sighed secretly.

"No, you lose only 15% of your mental health due to the curse. By the way, before you come to Azeroth, your mental health index is 55%."

what! and many more! There seems to be something wrong!

Duke just wanted to shut up the system wizard, but it was a bit late.

"Before the host came to Azeroth, he just failed a test with multiple subjects. He almost retired in freshman year. Then he was full of dissatisfaction with the status quo and a strong psychological desire for the opposite sex. After Azeroth, with the improvement of the host's social status and the care of the opposite sex, your peak mental health value of the host is 80%, and it is 75% before the war today. "

"Dirt! Shut up!" Duke's face turned black.

Well, he's all black now and can't see it.

The System Genie was silently silent.

After a while, Duke said, "Tell me about possible solutions."

The next moment, Duke's consciousness returned to reality.

Duke slowly said, "What about my holy sword?"

"Here!" Vanessa quickly put on the slender holy sword.

Duke looked at the once-unknown holy sword and was suddenly speechless. I do not know it is a hair, most artifacts in Azeroth have a long, very similar to the name of a person's name, such as what [Aesinus double-edged], what [Etiyes, the legendary staff of the guardian].

He has been distressed, why does his long sword have no name?

Later I learned that the artifact must also awaken his real name.

According to the system wizard, when you truly merge with the will of the artifact, the most real image in your mind, the name, will automatically become the name of the new artifact.

As a result, what did Duke think of the moment of killing Ake, the sword dealer with one hand, and the staff with a stick?

Once, in the epic fantasy film "The Lord of the Rings", there is such a master who is so bullying and cowardly, he ca n’t even fart the magic, and the talent has only ordered a light spell. What are the other special features? 】 Like messy talent skills. He also held a stick in his left hand and a sword in his right hand, sweeping thousands of orcs without panting.

That's right, he is the famous white-robed swordsman Gandalf.

As a result, Duke was so immortal that the moment when Archimonde was killed, the old Mr. Tofu was remembered.

Okay, something happened, Duke picked up the slender holy sword, and there were some big letters on it.

[Gandalf, the legendary sword of the white-robed swordsman]

Duke almost spit out the tomato sauce.