Strange Life of a Cat

"Why is this guy here?" Qin Tao bumped Er Mao with his elbow and asked.

"I didn't know! This cat often appears and disappears."

Ermao himself is still depressed. How can a cat be so tormented? Is there still some distance between Chuhua University and here? Is it true that cats can walk long distances? But if you want to walk, you have to walk at night. It doesn’t make sense because there are so many people and cars in broad daylight.

Just as he was thinking about the reason, Ermao's cell phone rang. After looking at the caller ID, Er Mao's eyes flashed and he answered immediately.

Seeing Er Mao like this, Zheng Tan and Qin Tao thought something big had happened, so they didn't make any fuss and waited quietly for Er Mao to finish the phone call.

"Really here?!" Er Mao's voice immediately raised a level when he heard the words on the other end. Feeling that he was too excited, he slowed down and said, "Okay, I'll go back right away. Thank you. I'll treat you to a drink another day."

After hanging up the phone, Er Mao looked gloomy, "It belongs to the uncle! It is indeed him, and that cat actually dared to go there!"

"Which cat?"

"That little brat who bared his teeth when he saw me!" Er Mao said bitterly, "How long has it been since Hei Mi gave birth to cubs? I finally relaxed for a few days, but this girl is here again. If these two old feelings relapse, there will be another litter. Boy, that will kill me!"

When Er Mao said this, Zheng Tan knew that Peanut Candy must have gone to the compound again.

Qin Tao smiled happily, "Speaking of which, it has been four months since your Heimi gave birth to cubs. There will definitely be another litter. I have seen a female cat become pregnant again before the cubs left..."

"Shut up!" Er Mao raised his foot and kicked Qin Tao, "You really deserve a beating."

Qin Tao jumped up to avoid the kick and twirled his orchid fingers, "Come on, come on, beat me up~"

Zheng Tan and Er Mao: "..." Suddenly they felt that this person was becoming even meaner.

Er Mao didn't have time to play dirty with Qin Tao here, "I'll leave first. You can go find your goddess by yourself. If you catch her, she'll treat you to a party of food, drinks, and fun."

"I understand, Cat Slave Mao, you should go home quickly. I heard that cats are difficult to contain. Even if it wants to escape from the third floor, it can probably escape. There are many ways you can't think of."

Before Qin Tao finished speaking, Er Mao ran away like the wind.

"Hey, look at that virtue, a cat slave." Qin Tao looked at Er Mao's back and said with disdain.

He probably felt too bored and wanted to talk but couldn't find anyone. Looking around, Qin Tao's eyes fell on Zheng Tan. He waved to Zheng Tan, took out his mobile phone and opened the photo album for Zheng Tan to see.

Qin Tao's mobile phone is a new color large-screen mobile phone. Compared with current mobile phones, it is considered high-end. The screen is slightly larger than other mobile phones, and the photo above is relatively clear.

Zheng Tan stood on the top, some distance from the bottom, looked to the side, walked down a staircase not far away, and looked at the photo on Qin Tao's phone.

Qin Tao knelt down and handed the phone to Zheng Tan.

Don’t tell me, the girl on the phone looks really good.

"How is it? Pretty, isn't it? This one is without makeup. Love at first sight! Do you understand?" Qin Tao raised his head and covered his chest affectionately: "The most tenderness when he lowered his head is just like a water lotus that can't stand the cool breeze. Shy."

He even recited poetry. Zheng Tan trembled with goosebumps and felt contempt in his heart. According to the rumors he had heard about Qin Tao so far, this guy's love at first sight was too easy and too cheap.

Sure enough, the affection on Qin Tao's face soon turned obscene. He raised his hand and drew a heart in the air, "Do you know why the heart is shaped like this?"

Zheng Tan looked at him.

"This is the shape of a woman's buttocks when she bends over." As he spoke, Qin Tao shook his head with regret: "Tsk, you, a cat, won't understand the meaning of this shape."

Zheng Tan: "..."

Hit the pain point.

Zheng Tan wanted to say that I, Tamar, also understood it deeply! It's a pity that the cheating God has turned me into this! Damn you, do you know my pain? !

Just like what Er Mao said before leaving, this girl really deserves a beating.

Just as he was talking, the text message on Qin Tao's phone went off. After reading the content on the phone, the smile on Qin Tao's face grew bigger, "Brother, I won't chat with you anymore. I'm going to meet a beautiful woman~"

Qin Tao waved the text message on his phone in front of Zheng Tan. He didn't expect a cat to understand it, he just wanted to satisfy his own vanity.

Zheng Tan looked at it and saw that the sender was "Chen Meiren". Qin Tao took the phone back before he could read the content of the text message.

Qin Tao took out a small and exquisite bottle of perfume and sprayed it on his wrist. He touched the wrist with his middle finger and ring finger to apply some, then touched behind the ears, the back of the neck, the hairline, and even touched his hair...

Not only does this girl love to act mean, she's also very coquettish.

When Qin Tao finished tidying up and couldn't wait to meet the beautiful lady, Zheng Tan sighed inwardly, another good cabbage was gnawed by the pigs.

However, Zheng Tan thought about the familiar energy he felt in Qin Tao, and then remembered that he looked like this shit back then. However, now it seems that compared to Qin Tao, Zheng Tan didn't have the capital to squander as much as Qin Tao back then. I don't know why he thought he was so awesome back then. Zheng Tan suddenly felt that it was funny to despise Qin Tao. It was like mocking his former self.

While watching, Zheng Tan felt a headache, and a branch fell on his head, and then fell to his feet.

Fortunately, the branch was not too thick, and Zheng Tan's resistance to blows was relatively strong, so Zheng Tan was not hit with a concussion.

He looked up, squinting his eyes and looking up at the culprit. The girl was panting with her mouth hanging out and her tongue hanging out, and she barked twice at Zheng Tan.

Call you uncle!

He's paralyzed, but he still knows how to sneak attack!

Zheng Tan ran up the stairs and slapped his paws on Coke.

After Tan finished the game, he saw a cat and a dog chasing each other and said happily: "Look, these two are playing so well."

At the same time, Tan Fang felt happy for his wise decision to bring the cat here with him. Even though he had just lost a round, his mood was not much different.

After chasing Coke and slapping him a few times, Coke saw a mouse and went to block the mouse. Zheng Tan was not in the mood to play with the mouse and decided to walk around, maybe he could see some beauties.

The staff dormitory area here is on the edge of the school, relatively close to some small streets outside. However, it is not the time after classes are over, so there are fewer students walking around.

While walking along the side street, Zheng Tan looked at the snack bars on both sides and felt a little hungry when he smelled the smell.

While walking, Zheng Tan saw several young people coming in front of him. Originally, Zheng Tan was not prepared to pay attention to these people, but after hearing the conversation between these people, Zheng Tan slowed down.

"You think you're great when you drive a car worth over RMB 100,000, and then you drag yourself to the sky? You're a frog in a well!"

"That's right, if you still want to date Beauty Chen, you are simply overestimating your abilities and seeking death!"

"If he dares to go again, it won't be as simple as being hit with a stick and smashed into the car."

"Okay," the leader handed the cell phone in his hand to the other young man, "Give the cell phone back to your classmate Chen Mei, don't let her know about this."

Chen Meiren, isn't this the beauty of a certain hospital that Qin Tao mentioned before? Then the "person seeking death" mentioned by these people is not Qin Tao, right?

Looking at several people, they looked like they had just beaten someone. Two of them were still holding long bags in their hands. Judging from the outline of the bags when they were shaking, they looked like steel rods or something like that.

When they passed by Zheng Tan, Zheng Tan smelled the smell of blood, including the smell of the coquettish perfume that Qin Tao had sprayed on him.

Sure enough, that guy Qin Tao must have been beaten.

"Hey, you guys did something bad again?" A girl on a bicycle came out of the side door and asked after seeing a few people.

"Where is it? We are finishing yoga. There are yoga mats here. Do you want to see them?" A young man shook the long bag on his hand and said with a smile.

The girl curled her lips, obviously not believing it, but didn't say much, and left on her bike. She didn't dare to be serious with these people.

Several young people didn't care about the black cat that passed by them just now. There were so many people raising cats around here that they were not interested in paying attention to a cat.

Zheng Tan looked in the direction where the young people had come from, turned a corner at the fork, and entered the quieter alley.

Not long after, Zheng Tan smelled the smell of blood, and quickly ran over to take a look. The man who was so confident in picking up girls an hour ago was now beaten to the ground like a pig's head. Next to it is the new mobile phone with "Hungry Wolf" as its ringtone. At this moment, the screen has been stepped on and the battery has been thrown out.

Er Mao really got it right, this girl was really beaten.

Zheng Tan approached and saw that the man was still breathing but did not open his eyes, so he raised his paw and patted Qin Tao.

Qin Tao opened his eyes and saw a black cat face in front of him, and then twitched the corner of his mouth, "Fortunately it's you, otherwise if other people see me like this, I will be embarrassed."

As he spoke, Qin Tao sat up, touched his nosebleed, wiped it casually on his body, and sat there silently.

Zheng Tan thought for a while and ran out of the alley. When he passed a store just now, he saw a roll of toilet paper at the door. It was probably dropped by the boss when he was moving goods. It's the kind of low-quality small roll of toilet paper used in restaurants. It hasn't been used yet and it doesn't fall apart when rolled.

When Qin Tao heard the noise and looked over, he saw the black cat pushing a roll of low-quality toilet paper used in food stalls like a toy.

Although Qin Tao usually never uses this kind of thing, the situation is different now. He picked up the toilet paper that was pushed to his feet and used some to wipe the mud marks and blood stains on his body. At least it made him look less embarrassed, which was better than having to deal with the blood stains all over his body. go out.

Feeling the rough touch of the inferior toilet paper, Qin Tao sighed to Zheng: "Don't tell Er Mao and the others, it's so embarrassing. The boat capsized in the gutter." After a pause, he added, "The tiger fell flat and was bullied by the dog. ah."

After wiping it, Qin Tao took out his pocket and took out the twisted cigarette. The lighter was still good. He lit a cigarette and sat there smoking, silent. After finishing smoking a cigarette, Qin Tao wiped the blood that seeped out from the wound with a tissue. It really hurt, but luckily he had protected a few vital parts, so his life was fine.

After smoking, Qin Tao stood up and took off his coat, which was full of bloodstains and footprints, but didn't throw it away and put it on his shoulders.

"Thank you, Brother Cat."

Zheng Tan was worried about Qin Tao being like this. Although Qin Tao was not a good person, he was Ermao's friend after all, so it would be better to keep an eye on him.

Following Qin Tao out of the other end of the alley, Zheng Tan looked around. This place was a little closer to the staff dormitory. It formed a "V" shape. After walking out, he discovered that the other entrance to the small street was not actually there. Not too far.

When Zheng Tan came out of the alley, he saw several holes in the windshield of the car parked not far from the alley.

Zheng Tan looked at the car and felt that it looked very familiar.

Just when he thought of this, he heard Qin Tao say in a thankful tone: "It's okay, it's okay, this car is 20 cents, cheap, not worth anything."

Zheng Tan: "..." No wonder it looks familiar.

Last month, Qin Tao and Ermao lost a bet, and they switched cars. The car that Ermao bought for about 100,000 yuan was driven by Qin Tao, and Qin Tao's million-dollar luxury car was driven around by Ermao. Qin Tao was quite depressed before, but now it seems that if his car is smashed, the loss will be huge. However, if it were really his million-dollar car, would these people really dare to smash it?

Shaking his head, Qin Tao stopped thinking about that. No matter what happened, it happened as it should.

There were some people around pointing at the car, but Qin Tao didn't care and opened the door and got in.

There were also a few rocks in the car, which were probably used to smash the car.

"If only my car wouldn't be smashed so easily, Ermao's cheap old car is really bad." While disgusted, Qin Tao picked up a few stones in the car, took out a bag and put a few stones in it. Get in and throw it on the passenger seat, along with his coat.

The way Qin Tao looked at those stones made Zheng Tan feel uncomfortable, and he mourned for those people in his heart. How could Qin Tao be able to swallow this sigh of relief?

However, Zheng Tan didn't have the time to care about that. Qin Tao could make trouble as much as he wanted. Those few people didn't look like good people, so they definitely did this kind of thing frequently.

But is it really okay for Qin Tao to drive like this? What should I do if I suddenly get dizzy and have an accident?

Qin Tao had no such worries at all. After packing up the car, he checked it and found that the car could still be driven, so he waved to Zheng Tan and left.

The sound of Coca-Cola from the staff dormitory sounded. Zheng Tan looked at the car that was driving far away, shook his beard, and ran back to the staff dormitory. It was time to go back, otherwise Tan Fang would have taken Zheng Tan without seeing him. What should I do if Coke is gone? The old man looked unreliable. He might actually be able to do such a thing.

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