Strange Talk About The Rules: My Skills Have 100 Million Points Against The Sky!

Chapter 12: Employee Handbook! (Kneeling For Flower Evaluation Votes!)

The staff in black knew that he was already the meat on the chopping board.

No capital to bargain with Su Chen.

Simply give the other party a good impression.

Perhaps the other party will abide by the agreement and will not break his promise.

After saying this, the man in black picked up the employee handbook and handed it to Su Chen.

Su Chen saw that the other party was so upbeat.

I'm quite satisfied.

He took the manual, smiled at the man in black, and then lowered his head to read it carefully.

Employee Handbook

The park has extremely high employee benefits, ten times overtime pay and a large amount of annual leave, and purchases insurance for all employees. I hope you will work hard and keep your safety in mind while keeping in mind the employee code of conduct. Life is precious, only this time, for your family, please protect yourself and abide by the following rules.

1. If you find escaped rabbits, don't capture them directly, and don't approach them. Lead them to the lion park, and leave the rest to the white lions.

2. There is only one street in the ape park. If there are two streets reported by tourists, please lead the tourists who have entered the park to the street on the left and close the entrance to the park. After all visitors leave the park, block off the ape park for at least ten minutes.

3. If you notice that the elephant you observe is seriously inconsistent with the image of the elephant on the sign when you inspect the elephant park, stop observing and tell yourself repeatedly that the real elephant is the creature on the sign, not what you see .

4. If you work in a beverage store, please check the shelves every hour. If you find "rabbit blood" that appears out of thin air, put it away immediately and keep it properly.

5. Prune the shrubs in the rabbit park every other month, and try not to let the park appear shaded.

6. There is no aquarium in this park. If your colleagues mention the aquarium to you and confirm its existence, stop the conversation immediately. This colleague is no longer someone you know.

7. If you see the aquarium, don't enter, tell yourself it doesn't exist, and leave immediately.

8. The time interval for feeding rabbits is once every seven days. Do not feed any snacks other than the prescribed ingredients.

9. If you hear laughter that obviously does not belong to the direction of tourists in the rabbit park, tear off the last page of the employee handbook along the dotted line and hold it in your hand, then go to the elephant park and throw this page into the lawn in the park. The other staff will know what's going on and won't blame you for throwing out the trash.

10. If a tourist asks you for help, claiming to violate the tourist regulations, take the tourist to the Lion Park immediately. During this time you may encounter colleagues in black smocks trying to get involved with your work, refuse and ignore them. They are not your colleagues.

11. There are only four white lions in the lion park. When the number of white lions suddenly increased to more than four, show them the "rabbit blood" and pour it on the first white lion that ran over immediately. After doing all this, leave immediately. Do not stalk extra white lions during this time.

12. If you see a person with rabbit earrings entering the elephant park, immediately disperse the nearby tourists, and stay at the gate of the elephant park until you hear children screaming in the park.

13. It is normal to feel tinnitus/chest tightness/migraine/red and swollen eyes within five minutes, so don't worry too much. But if the phenomenon lasts longer than five minutes, stop working immediately and get to Lions Park as quickly as you can by any means.

14. Be kind to the white lions. When there are only four white lions, there is no need to be wary of them. They have been trained to be close to humans since childhood.

(This paragraph is crossed out) If you are unfortunately attacked by a white lion in a normal state but do not die on the spot, rules 6 and 7 are invalid. Do not rush to the hospital, you will not die. After leaving the lion park, go to the aquarium and you will find it in no time. You will wear black overalls.

After reading these rules, Su Chen was a little surprised.

There is no blue font anywhere in the employee handbook.

This shows that there are two situations.

First, employees have ways to resist "it" distorting employee rules.

The second is more terrifying.

"It" doesn't care.

Don't care about any actions of the staff.

Maybe "it" has found a loophole in the rules.

Compared with these two points, Su Chen prefers the first one.

Because the consequences of the second kind are really terrible.

If "it" doesn't care about the employee rules, wouldn't it mean that the world of ghost stories has become an unsolvable level.

Isn't this bullshit?

Thinking of this, Su Chen withdrew his thoughts.

There will be no definite answer to these two situations.

It is better to study the employee rules first, and then test the staff later if they have a way to resist "it".

So Su Chen began to study these rules one by one.

Study the whole article.

Most of the rules are nothing to note.

It just proves again that the blue rule is a trap.

On the contrary, the crossed-out text in the last paragraph is more chewy.

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