Strange Talk About The Rules: My Skills Have 100 Million Points Against The Sky!
Chapter 65: Sleepwalking! (I Beg My Grandparents To Make The First Order!)
As time passed by, Pu Duandiao became more and more flustered, just when he decided to abandon his face.
He suddenly had a flash of inspiration!
It seems that you can turn off the screen when you take a shower! If you don’t vomit, no one will see it.
Just do it, Pu Duandiao rushed into the bathroom and turned on the shower.
Cleanly and neatly rejecting the inquiry of the ghost talk world, he immediately bent down and stretched out his hands to close his throat.
But a strange thing came, no matter how hard he picked, he couldn't spit it out at all.
Just when he was sweating profusely, suddenly, there was a hasty knock on the door, accompanied by faint laughter.
The sudden knock on the door and the laughter made him break out in a cold sweat, and his body was covered with goose bumps.
Even the hot water that is being sprayed does not feel warm when poured on the body.
Pu Duandiao was taken aback, unable to figure out what happened.
Once this accident happened, he didn't dare to stay in the shower any longer, so he quickly dried himself, got dressed, and walked carefully to the door.
At this time, the rapid knock on the door stopped, and the vague laughter disappeared with him when he turned off the shower.
The entire room was extremely quiet, save for the ticking of the second hand of the clock.
Pu Duandiao carefully approached the gate, put his eyes on the cat's eyes and looked out.
However, there is nothing outside.
Only the dim lights flickering in the corridor.
Seeing that there was no one outside, he withdrew his gaze, heaved a sigh of relief, and walked quickly back to the living room.
At the same time, he was surprised to find that he didn't feel dizzy anymore, and he didn't feel any discomfort anymore.
He speculated that it might be because of food poisoning that he had auditory hallucinations, so he heard knocking on the door and weird laughter.
The truth is that nothing weird happened!
And with the digestion of food, detoxification of the liver, and recovery of health, those hallucinations will naturally disappear.
"Axi, I may not be able to continue messing around tomorrow. I almost cheated me to death. If it doesn't work, let's order takeaway tomorrow!"
He muttered in his heart.
After all this tossing, Pu Duandiao was physically and mentally exhausted, and he was not in the mood to continue bragging with his audience.
So I decided to take a rest early.
"Audience, I'm going to rest. Only by maintaining a good mental state can I face the challenge of the world of ghost stories! Everyone should rest early!"
Pu Duandiao tried his best to squeeze out a warm smile, and walked quickly to the bedroom.
But what he didn't realize was that he was walking towards the second bedroom!
Besides, in his consciousness, there is the bedroom!
Pushing open the door of the second bedroom, Pu Duandiao didn't turn on the light.
Instead, he climbed onto the bed in the dark.
Then he threw the clothes on the ground casually, got into bed and lay down.
Strangely, he didn't suffer from insomnia because of the new environment. As soon as his head touched the pillow, he fell into sleep, followed by a dull snoring sound.
"Good guy, as expected of Mr. Park, you can fall asleep so quickly in the dangerous world of ghost stories, you are really brave!"
"That's right, having Teacher Pu is really a blessing to my Kimchi Kingdom. This time we will be able to pass the customs smoothly, and when the time comes, we will slap the people of Dragon Kingdom in the face!"
"Mr. Park has already slapped me in the face, you don't know it, Su Chen in Longguo next door doesn't even know how to cook, so she just ate a pack of instant noodles, and she laughed so hard!"
"Really? Let's all go to the Longguo live broadcast room tomorrow to laugh at them! Take your anger out!"
Everyone in Kimchi Country chatted happily.
As the night darkened, most people went to rest, and the barrage became rarer.
But there are still many people still guarding the live broadcast room, chatting with each other.
At this moment, a barrage suddenly floated across the screen, attracting everyone's attention.
"Did you see just now that Teacher Park's quilt moved!"
"No, and there's no fuss about the quilt moving. I guess I turned over while sleeping."
"No, look carefully. Just now, there seemed to be something inside the quilt that gradually slipped down from Mr. Park's chest, and finally stopped below the waist and kept moving up and down, as if doing manual work...!"
As soon as the barrage came out, everyone became interested and looked at the dim live broadcast.
It doesn't matter if you look at it, everyone soon noticed that something was wrong.
"Good guy, it seems to be true, but isn't Teacher Park asleep? Is this sleepwalking?"
"Hahahaha, it's really Xiaobai who dropped out of school. I couldn't help laughing. I didn't expect Mr. Pu to have such a hobby in sleepwalking! I'm convinced!"
"It's disgusting. I thought he was a good man, and I thought he would have a dinner date with him after clearing the level, but I didn't expect him to be so wretched!"
"How disgusting? How obscene? Do you understand food and sex!"
"Mr. Pu is winning glory for the country, what's the matter with having fun!"
Many fun people laughed and bickered.
At this moment, Pu Duandiao sat up suddenly, with a frightened expression on his face.
"Who's touching me?"
he yelled.
Then he quickly got up, not even wearing his underwear, he turned on the light nervously, and kept looking around.
After a lot of rummaging, however, nothing abnormal was found, and everything around was normal.
"Nothing, did I have a nightmare?"
He muttered under his breath.
Then he climbed into bed again and lay down, only this time with the lights on.
Soon, the cries sounded again, and he fell into a deep sleep again.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was instantly amused.
"Hahaha, Teacher Park was actually frightened by his sleepwalking, and was so frightened that he didn't even have any clothes on!"
"Hey, didn't Teacher Park say that he has eight-pack abs before? Why did I see one?"
"What's the use of abdominal muscles? In such a situation where there may be food shortages, only those with fat can live a long time. Like Su Chen from the Dragon Kingdom, I'm sure that if there is no food, he will not even survive."
!
"The pertinent one upstairs is right!"
"It's not brothers, stop bragging, watch the live broadcast, then be quiet, turn up the volume of your phone, listen to what it is?"
Someone once again reminded everyone to pay attention to Pu Duandiao in the live broadcast.
Seeing this, everyone turned up the volume one after another and listened carefully.
rustle~
There was a strange sound looming, a bit like the sound of palms across the skin.
Everyone frowned and looked at the live broadcast in doubt.
Since Pu Duandiao slept with the lights on this time, the picture was much clearer than before.
In his quilt, there seemed to be a hand stroking his chest, abdomen, down to the waistline.
Everyone was shocked, what happened?
Fortunately, everyone's doubts were soon resolved.
Because a small corner of the quilt was lifted, everyone discovered that the mysterious palm was Pu Duandiao's left hand.
"Speechless, I was shocked. I thought something was wrong. It turned out that Teacher Park was sleepwalking again."
"I'm convinced too, how could he dream of doing this thing so much!"
"Smelly pickle gnat, it's not big, but it always likes to play with it."
"What are the people upstairs saying? Don't open the map gun!"
While everyone was arguing, Pu Duandiao got up again.
He was sweating profusely, as if he had been greatly frightened.
"Someone touched me! Who is it! Come out!"
He wrapped himself tightly in the blanket and yelled nervously.
"Official, give me a hint! Who is it? Tell me who is touching me!"
He threw his head back and yelled at the ceiling.
At this time, the officials of the Kimchi Country were also speechless, and Nima's stupidity would be frightened by sleepwalking.
Fortunately, he still had the face to pretend to lead Kimchi Country to victory.
This is the result?
"Leader, what do you say?"
Kimchi Country staff asked.
"What do you say? Don't care about him, how can the hint be used here! Just call him!"
The leader replied with a look of disdain.
On the other side, the yelling Pu Duandiao couldn't get an official reply for a long time, and his spirit gradually began to collapse.
He was sure that something strange must be hidden around him!
Otherwise, how could he be touched constantly while he was sleeping?
And he could feel that the other party's touch was extremely forceful.
The bloodstains drawn by fingers on his chest are the most obvious evidence!
"Give me a hint! Tell me who touched me!"
Pu Duandiao's face gradually turned red, and he roared hysterically.
However, there was still no response.
You must know that people may be scared to death by their own brain supplements!
Now, he completely broke his guard, the more he thought about it, the more afraid he became, and he no longer cared about face or face.
I just feel that I may be killed by weirdness at any time.
His survival instinct made him unable to think rationally at all.
Seeing him, he opened the window and climbed onto the window sill, as if he was about to jump off the building at any time.
"Official! Give me a hint! Tell me who it is! Otherwise, I'll just jump down, and I'm dead, and none of you will feel better!"
His right face twitched ferociously, while the left face roared in a slightly dull manner.
Seeing this scene, the Kimchi Country audience was completely dumbfounded.
"Fuck you, what are you doing with this shit? Go crazy!"
"Scared by my own sleepwalking, I want to jump off the building? Why is it such a shameful gesture? I was still praising him before!"
"Stop scolding, what about the official? Hurry up and tell him the truth! If this crazy person really jumped off the building, we will be in bad luck too!"
"Officials, don't pretend to be dead, hurry up!"
All viewers are constantly @official.
However, the officials of the Kimchi Country were also dumbfounded.
This soulless Pu Duandiao was able to do such a terrible thing.
Immediately, all the staff were blinded by anger.
However, if you are angry, you really can't let this idiot jump off the building.
Otherwise, wouldn't Kimchi Country be the first to be eliminated and the most severely punished?
"Leader, do you want to tell him the truth?"
The staff asked anxiously.
"Assi! Tell him, tell him quickly, don't let him really die!"
The leader was also angry and anxious, and hurriedly agreed to use the only chance to remind.
|||By the way, warn this Pu Duandiao, if he dares to mess with moths again, I will kill his whole family! Also, if he fails to pass the level this time, I will kill his whole family too!"
The leader added another sentence angrily.
"Yes, I'll go right away."
The staff ran away quickly.
Soon, the official notification announcement was sent successfully.
A sentence appeared in front of Pu Duandiao's eyes.
【Axi! You sleepwalked on the horse and touched it with your left hand! We can see it clearly! Also, you have wasted such a precious opportunity to remind us, you must pass the level for us smoothly, otherwise your whole family will not want to live !】
After reading the announcement, Pu Duandiao first showed doubts, and then a look of embarrassment appeared on his face.
Groove! Did you touch it yourself?
This damn joke is too big!
I actually panicked and made such a big oolong.
Then he glanced at the content of the prompt announcement, and shuddered again.
If this fails to pass the customs smoothly, my family will definitely be drowned!
"Well, sorry, I was joking just now."
He said with an embarrassed smile.
After finishing speaking, he quickly got into bed again, and wrapped himself tightly with the quilt.
I'm afraid that others will see how ugly I am now.
However, strange things happened again.
Logically speaking, ordinary people cannot fall asleep after experiencing such an embarrassing thing.
However, only half a minute later, Pu Duandiao's voice came out from the live broadcast again.
"It's really Nima, you can fall asleep immediately after doing this kind of thing, it's really heartless!"
"How can someone be so thick-skinned? How can there be such a person in our kimchi country?"
"You said, is there a possibility that thick skin is a traditional art in your kimchi country?"
A Sakura Country viewer who was lurking in the live broadcast room of Kimchi Country couldn't help but complain.
"Sakura Sakura has the face of the state to accuse us? You pour waste water into the sea, don't you have a thick skin?"
"Heh, that's not as good as you, after all, you kimchi national talent (Qian Haozhao is the origin of the universe!"
Audiences from the two countries quarreled.
Just when everyone was arguing and blushing and had no time to care about him.
Pu Duandiao started to convulse again.
I saw his body in the bed writhing constantly, like maggots.
As he twisted more and more violently, there was a creaking sound from the hemp device. The audience in the live broadcast room finally noticed this scene.
They couldn't help but stop arguing and watch the live broadcast with dark faces.
They want to see what this idiot is up to!
Soon, Pu Duandiao's struggles fell into madness, and the quilt was thrown away by his kick.
Pu Duandiao's entire body appeared in the live broadcast.
I saw that his left hand was firmly stuck to his throat, and his right hand was trying to break off the hair tail.
His face was flushed red from lack of oxygen.
"Damn it, what's the situation? Du Nima sleepwalked to the point of killing herself?"
"Who would sleepwalk like this! Something must have happened!"
"Look, his eyes are open, and his right hand is trying to resist. It's not like sleepwalking, but rather like being possessed by an evil spirit!"
As soon as these words came out, all the audience couldn't help but feel chills down their spines.
"Could it be? He wasn't sleepwalking at all before, did he really encounter something strange?"
"It's over, why is our kimchi country so unlucky, how can we encounter strange things!"
Everyone wailed.
Time passed by, but fortunately, Pu Duandiao was not left-handed.
After all, his right hand is stronger [Finally broke off the restraint seedling of his left hand.
"Whirring whirring"
He got up, panting desperately.
After a long time, it slowly slowed down.
"Is this damn sleepwalking? Did I sleepwalk and pinch myself?"
He yelled brokenly!
"Trash! It's all trash! You officials are all trash!"
Pu Duandiao began to crazily smash the items at hand, venting his dissatisfaction. .
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