Strange Voyage: Summoning the Fourth Disaster

Chapter 266 Niu Niu: I studied music, this is...

The Laughing Treasure Box was placed on the ground.

This box was pitch black with a slight purple tint. It was made of various materials, and the most special one was the flat crystal stone at the opening and closing of the treasure box.

It seemed that a special force was flowing on it, constantly changing its illusory expression, either happy or sad or... cough, this expression of sticking out the tongue and sweating was a bit irregular.

"Here, open it."

Li Miao said to Shang'an.

This kid changed his face in the prison player group, and he was arrogant at first and then respectful. To put it bluntly, he just wanted to open the treasure box given by Zered, so Li Miao let him open it.

It just so happened that he also wanted to see what buff this Laughing Treasure Box would give.

"Godfather, please accept my child's greetings!"

Shang'an was very excited when he heard this, and his words were very well done, but he didn't bow.

However, when he saw the specific information of this treasure box, he was suddenly a little stunned.

"Laughing curse..." Shangan narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Miao suspiciously: "Are you kid trying to trick me?"

"Huh?" Li Miao heard this and immediately frowned: "You don't want to open it, right? Okay, give it back to me, I just don't want to open this unlucky thing of yours..."

As he said this, he was about to take the treasure chest over.

Shangan quickly protected the treasure chest and said embarrassedly: "No, no, no, no, godfather, let me open it, I love opening boxes the most, I will open something good for you..."

"Virtue!" Li Miao said unhappily.

This kid is so mean, I always feel like I want to cheat him... Am I, Li Miao, that kind of person?

"Pfft."

Seeing Li Miao retract his hand, Shangan quickly spit a mouthful of non-existent saliva on his hand, rubbed his hands vigorously, trying to rub out good luck.

After he was ready, he stretched out his hand directly, but stopped after a while of trying, looking puzzled.

"How do you open this box?"

"Open it directly? This can't be opened..."

"Does it need a key? It doesn't look like there is a keyhole..."

"I don't know. Zeled didn't give me a key either." Li Miao was also surprised. Perhaps he should ask Zeled again.

Shangan heard this and fumbled again with some reluctance. This was an opportunity he had earned by becoming a father. He couldn't just waste it.

After thinking for a moment, he ignited the war on his hand and tried to touch it.

When his fingers touched the flat crystal, the laughing treasure chest immediately reacted, and lavender mist emerged from it.

There was a reaction!

Shangan was delighted when he saw this, and quickly injected more war power into the flat crystal.

The purple mist quickly formed a human face expression on the treasure chest, which kept changing.

Some mist also fell on Shangan's arm, establishing some special connection with it.

"Hehehe..."

Accompanied by a sinister and sharp laugh.

The expression formed by the purple mist quickly froze.

An expression with rolled eyes and stuck out tongue appeared in front of the two.

"Ah~"

A faint moan echoed in the ears of the two.

At the same time, with a click, the treasure chest opened automatically.

Li Miao was stunned when he saw this.

Shangan was even more sluggish, because he saw the explosive message in his information column.

[You have received a special curse from the Laughing Treasure Chest. ]

[You have obtained a special buff - "High Moment". ]

[High Moment: In the next three hours, you will have an uncontrolled high moment every 10 minutes... The Laugher is keen to see others in embarrassment. ]

[Note that Lingzhu has no function to remove the curse for the time being. ]

When Shangan read the content of the curse, his pupils suddenly shrank and he cursed subconsciously.

"Fuck you...hiss, oh haha~~~~"

Shang'an hadn't finished cursing when he felt a tingling sensation all over his body, his body twitched uncontrollably, his eyes rolled back, and his voice trembled involuntarily.

"Huh?"

Li Miao was still surprised by Ziwu's strange expression, but when he saw Shang'an suddenly go crazy, he quickly pulled the treasure chest in front of him over.

"Fuck, what's wrong with you, kid?"

At this time, Shang'an was half-kneeling on the ground as if exhausted, and had no time to respond to Li Miao.

Seeing this.

Li Miao immediately recalled the strange expression just now, and when he thought about Shang'an's current situation, his face suddenly became strange.

"Brother Wei? Brother Wei, hang on!" Li Miao shouted three times before calling him back to his senses, and asked: "What buff did this laughing curse give you?"

Shang'an came back to his senses at this time, and stood up with some weak legs.

He glanced at Li Miao, looking a bit dazed, and thought for several seconds before shaking his head violently: "Nothing, nothing, just an electric shock buff..."

"Ahem, I have something to do, I'll log off first."

Before Li Miao could reply, Shangan left without saying anything, his body trembling.

Damn, is the sense of this game a bit too illegal...

He has to go to slow down first...

"..."

Watching Shangan limping away, Li Miao narrowed his eyes, and after thinking for a moment, he couldn't help laughing.

At first, he was not sure, but seeing Shangan's hesitant look, he directly confirmed his guess.

When he thought of this, he gloated.

Fortunately, it was not him who was cursed.

The guy on the shore came to open the box and got cursed... Speaking of which, I have to thank him!

Thinking of this, Li Miao was even happier.

Then, he took a look at the things in the laughing treasure box.

[Obtained: Battle Ash·Tickle]

The first thing is relatively normal, it is a combat skill in the form of a scroll, but the effect is a bit weird.

[Battle Ash·Tickle]

[Type: Skill Book]

[Quality: Firefly]

[Effect: After successfully hitting the enemy, it will make some parts of the enemy itchy, which is ineffective against some special enemies. ]

[Description: "Aha... If this combat skill is created, it will definitely be very interesting..."]

A combat skill of the Firefly grade!

It is still a control type.

It just looks a bit weird... Li Miao scratched his head, but put it into the inventory and collected it carefully.

But when he saw the second object that lost its light, he was shocked and threw it away subconsciously.

[Obtained: Laugher's Pseudo-Weapon (Epic)]

[Laugher's Pseudo-Weapon (Epic)]

[Type: Special Weapon]

[Effect: Greatly improve the holder's physique, and can use the exclusive skill "Giant Whip", ① while inflicting physical damage to male enemies, it also inflicts mental damage/② doubles the damage to female enemies. ]

[Description: "Sharp sword? Hard shield? No no no... Please cast these precious materials into the shape that those guys want to use but don't want to use... Just do as I say... Hehe..."]

"..."

Li Miao's face was stiff, and he didn't know whether he should pick up this "weapon" on the ground.

"Fuck your plan, tell your father what this thing is!"

"Is this thing made by a capable person?! It's against the rules!"

"And make it epic quality? Beast... Beast!"

Li Miao was a little crazy at this time.

I thought it was outrageous enough to be cursed when I got ashore, but I didn't expect that the things in the box were even more outrageous. What the hell is this? !

At this time.

Niu Niu happened to pass by and saw Li Miao's crazy face. He couldn't help but greeted him happily: "Hey, Brother Miao, are you opening the box?"

"Let me see what you opened..."

"Hmm?"

"Hmm..."

Niu Niu stretched out his hand, rubbed his chin, looked at Li Miao, pointed at the weapon, and gave a comment with a firm face.

"...I'm a music student, so this is the singer."

...

"Hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Brothers, you're laughing so hard!"

"Let me tell you, didn't Miaozi receive a gift from the dynamic plot character Rizered? There's something called the Chest of Laughter in it."

"You definitely don't know what Miaozi got from this box, hahaha..."

"【Click to view item information】【Click to view item information】"

Soon, a post was posted on the Lingzhu forum, and the little players in the forum went wild.

"What the hell? A fake Laugher weapon? This thing hahaha..."

"This is the first time I've seen a weapon that needs to be censored. I'm living in Bengbu."

"Awesome! I'm dying of laughter. The official Lingzhu has a really bad taste hahaha..."

"Damn, no wonder this game is 18+. It turns out that it's waiting here!"

"It's also epic quality. I can't stand it. It's too outrageous hahaha..."

"Brother Miaozi: Do you think this thing should be used or not? If it is to be used... then how should it be used? Ah, it's really distressing..."

"The above person, you are wrong. (a face full of wheel marks.jpg)"

"Damn, I'm tired of this kind of life that can be understood in seconds."

"Female players are ecstatic!"

"No, male players are ecstatic."

"..."

The comment section of this post soon exploded. A group of veteran players were so happy that they exploded. Some people even quickly made a meme and posted it in the comment section, which was quite funny.

However, in addition to most of the veteran players, there are also some innocent players who are scratching their heads and asking questions.

"If you don't understand, just ask. Is there anything wrong with this weapon? I think the effect seems to be very strong... (confused)"

"Why is this weapon coded? (confused)"

"The first epic weapon! Brother Miaozi is so lucky! (envious)"

This group of innocent players is like a piece of blank paper, especially conspicuous in the comment area.

This naturally adds more fun and jokes to the players...

Although most of them are not serious players.

However, there are also some serious players who are serious at the beginning or after laughing to discuss the story and background of this treasure chest.

"... Brothers, laugh, but this treasure chest should have a story. It feels like Lingzhu is digging a pit again."

"I feel the same."

The storyteller appeared again at this time and gave his own analysis.

"From the description, this 'laugher' should be a powerful person with a bad taste in the background story."

"Both descriptions are directly quoted sentences, which should come from this laugher."

"The cost of making epic special weapons must be high, but he is willing to use them to make such vulgar weapons, the purpose is to make people feel entangled in 'wanting to use it but not wanting to use it'."

"He even created a weird combat skill of the Firefly grade on a whim."

"Finally, he put two things into the treasure chest, and added a laughing curse, as if just to tease people..."

"I have to say that although this character has never been seen, it is very interesting."

He analyzed and speculated directly and objectively, and gave his own guess.

But to be honest, the storyteller laughed for a while before posting his comment.

Many players also responded.

"I understand, you're a fun person, right?"

"An epic weapon is like this... This is no longer an ordinary person who has fun, he must punch hard!"

"I feel like he should be a big shot."

"No, buddy, does the game Lingzhu have to be so obsessed with details? In order to reasonably allow us to open the treasure chest, does it need a whole corresponding background story? (Surprise)"

"..."

When the storyteller said this, many players were also interested, and at the same time they were even more amazed by the so-called "game details" of Lingzhu.

Of course, the laughter never stopped in the entire comment area...

…

"Brother Miaozi, do you want to sell it or not?"

Mushroom looked at Li Miao, who looked troubled in front of him, feeling helpless.

"This..." Li Miao frowned, looking at the fake weapon with a troubled face, not knowing what to do.

You say sell it, this thing is an epic special weapon after all. From the weapon point of view, it is the first epic level.

And the most important thing is that this thing is probably the only one in the whole game, after all, it is opened from the dynamic plot...

But if he doesn't sell it...this thing is a bit awkward even if it is lost in the spirit candle space, and it is absolutely impossible to use it given his personality.

Cows and mushrooms also said that they would spend a lot of money to buy them.

So Li Miao is very hesitant now.

but……

Just when Li Miao was hesitating, he suddenly realized a key issue.

Thinking of this, he looked at the two people in front of him and asked tentatively: "Who are you... planning to use this thing?"

Seeing him looking at her, Niu Niu frowned and said seriously: "Of course it's a mushroom, could it be me?"

mushroom? !

When Li Miao heard this, his eyes widened and he looked at the mushroom next to him.

He knew that since Yun Mo Hut came out, Mushroom didn't go to dungeon battles very much, and spent all day studying magic potions.

He remembered that Mushroom seemed to have said some time ago that he lacked a stirring glass rod or something...

Did Mushroom buy this thing because he wanted to...

Li Miao couldn't help but conjure up an extremely eye-catching picture in his mind.

"I'm convinced." Seeing the look in Li Miao's eyes, Mushroom was speechless and kicked Niu Niu on the butt: "You're just going to buy weapons and let me pay for it, but you still want to put a shit basin on my head?"

"Ahem." Niu Niu patted his butt and coughed awkwardly.

It turns out it’s for cows and cows…

When Li Miao heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief. That was still acceptable.

"Okay, I'll sell it to you. Anyway, this weapon suits you well." Li Miao gritted his teeth.

"..." Niu Niu.

Not buddy, what do you mean?

I'm just interested in the function of the weapon, right? !

There's nothing important, so I won't take a break today. I'm asking for a monthly ticket at the beginning of the month!