Strange World: This Doctor Is Scary

Lynn's fingers on the female goblin's wrist froze.

immediately.

The smile on Lynn's face slowly faded, then she raised her head and looked at the dark goblin seriously and seriously.

The surroundings suddenly fell into silence.

The goblin was also taken aback.

His heart skipped a beat.

"Have you discovered any disease, doctor?"

Because the doctor who was still smiling just now suddenly became serious, no matter how you think about it, it doesn't seem like a good thing.

Lynn adjusted her monocle and said seriously: "It's nothing serious, just a little malnutrition, just a little recuperation will be fine."

The goblin breathed a sigh of relief after listening, (~￣▽￣)~ said:

"That's okay, doctor, you really scared me to death, I thought my child was deformed!"

But Lynn's expression was still serious and serious.

He thought about it.

Immediately, the nurse asked the nurse to temporarily push the bed of the female goblin aside, then glanced thoughtfully at the dark skin of the goblin, and asked:

"I have a question that I really want to ask, but I don't know if it's convenient for you to answer."

The goblin blinked and said, "What's the problem?"

Lynn organized the language and thought about it: "May I ask if the skin color of your ethnic group is all black?"

That goblin Lin Yi was taken aback, and then (￣▽￣)/ said:

"Of course! Doctor, you're just kidding. If the dark goblin's skin is not black, could it be another color? Our ancestors have been black for generations!"

Lynn hesitated: "Is there any special case? For example, red orange yellow green blue blue purple..."

That goblin, Linton, was about to burst into tears when he laughed, clutching his stomach (ノ￣▽￣) and said:

"Doctor, stop joking, it's impossible. Our blood is very pure, but there are goblin tribes with other skins around our tribe, but we usually have a very good relationship."

"For example, last time, my good brothers from other tribes knew that I was coming back today, and they lined up outside my house before dawn to wait for me. I was so embarrassed that I yelled at each other! "

Lynn(?Д?)!

for a long time.

Lynn looked at the elated goblin in front of him, and then turned to look at his wife lying on the bed with a shy face.

Lynn hissed deeply and rubbed his temples.

"Wait for me a moment, I'll talk to you about the abortion pill in detail later."

Lynn closed her eyes, quickly greeted the nurses around, and then hurriedly asked to arrange a room for herself, which only took a few minutes.

...

After a few minutes.

The goblin knocked on the door.

Lynn's voice came from inside the door.

"Please come in."

The goblin was still immersed in the joy of the father of five children, (￣︶￣) opened the door and walked in, saying:

"Doctor, I'm here. It's fine to talk about the anti-fetal medicine outside. Why are you still using it..."

It's just that as soon as he stepped into it, he was taken aback when he saw Lynn's outfit.

I saw Lynn sitting there solemnly with his eyes closed, but unlike before, he had already changed into a different outfit at this moment.

Green top, green pants, green vest, and green hat.

"Come and sit down."

Lynn opened her eyes, smiled and extended her hand politely, beckoning him to sit on the chair.

The goblin stared blankly at Lynn, walked over and sat on the chair, and said:

"Doctor, why did you suddenly change your clothes? Why are you so green?"

Lynn pushed the brim of the green hat, revealing the green gloves, hissed, and said sadly:

"Well, this involves some special principles in sociology, the study of the relationship between men and women and the study of suggestion. If you want to study further, I can chat with you."

The goblin touched the back of his head with a smile, and said:

"Sure enough, you are indeed Mr. Night Doctor. You really have a lot of knowledge. It's just different from us mud-legged people."

Lynn coughed gently, closed her eyes and said:

"Of course, I called you here. Prenatal care must be the main topic, but before that, I still want to share a few small fables with you. I wonder if you are interested?"

That gob Lin was taken aback, and said, "A fable?"

Lynn closed her eyes, raised a finger, and said, "Well, it's like this. This story comes from my world, and it's very old, but it has profound meaning. What can I say..."

"Once upon a time there was another couple. The husband was a businessman and often went out. His daughter-in-law was also a very beautiful woman who was also good at needlework!"

The goblin stared, nodding his head up and down as he listened.

"Originally, I was very happy and harmonious all at once." Lynn closed her eyes and said:

"However, one day, a cloth seller suddenly fell in love with that woman, and the two of them were behind that husband's back. It was you who slapped me, and I slapped you. "

The goblin stared, and nodded a little faster.

Lynn glanced at him wistfully, and said, "Then, they took advantage of the fact that the husband was not at home, and kept having sex, often, day and night..."

The goblin said in surprise: "Is this upset?!"

Lynn reached out her hand to stop him, closed her eyes and said, "Don't casually assume a role that isn't yours, listen to me first."

Goblin nodded vigorously.

Lynn coughed, cleared her phlegm, glanced at him, brewed up her emotions, and said:

"But later, that husband came back and stayed at home for several months. The anxious cloth seller was wandering around day and night, anxious, but he didn't have that chance. He quietly went in in the dark, planning to find his wife..."

The goblin said in amazement: "Won't that take one night?!"

Lynn closed her eyes, interrupted him, and said, "No! Before it was too late, the husband came back suddenly, but he was so frightened that the cloth seller hid in the cabinet all night trembling and dared not Come out!"

The goblin yelled: "If you don't come back sooner or later, but you come back at this time, isn't this a bad thing?!"

Lynn glanced at him and said:

"Yeah, so, after learning this lesson, the woman thought of a way. She asked the cloth seller to make a green and handsome hat, and then gave it to his husband affectionately, and he and he My husband said..."

"It's windy and sandy outside. You won't mess up your hairstyle if you wear this handsome hat. If you wear this hat, you don't have to worry about me anymore. How nice it is."

"Her husband was very happy after hearing this!"

Lynn closed her eyes, folded her arms and said:

"So every time I go out to do business, I wear this handsome green hat and flaunt it in the street, and often show it off to anyone."

"And then?" the goblin asked in a daze.

Lynn looked at him seriously, slapped the table, and said, "The cloth seller slept with his wife that day!"

The goblin was stunned.

Lynn adjusted her monocle seriously, and said, "Later, whenever that cloth seller sees her husband going out with a cuckold, he will happily call him brother, and even call him big brother."

"But he was thinking in his heart, "Brother, your cuckold is really handsome, but I'm going to see you tonight~", and then he didn't think he was going out with the cuckold, and the cloth seller went there on time at night Look for his wife, and then fuck in the dark, day in and day out, night in and day out!"

Lynn took a sip of tea, glanced at the dumb goblin opposite, and said:

"I'm done, so, after listening to this little fable, do you have any thoughts and insights?"

There was a brief silence around.

Immediately, the goblin held his stomach and laughed loudly.

"Hahaha! That husband is so stupid! He didn't even know he was cheated on, hahahaha! It's really too funny! Is there really such a fool in this world?! Hahaha!"

Lynn: "..."

ps: there are more.